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Fruity Beverage Apr 29, 2012 5:49:39 GMT -4

Post by Jason Cashe on Apr 29, 2012 5:49:39 GMT -4

Puerto Rico. Three shows we've been here and the end of this "tour" will land us is Canada for Mayhem. I'm thrilled, cannot fucking wait. I get to step into the ring with not just Johnny Knuckles one more time but I get to see Chaz Dillinger, my kind of opponent. A bitch made dude who will be embarrassed, shamed, degraded by the things I will do and say to him and I WILL get the chance to do them all. However on tap next is a big ass Tag Match. Seems to be a thrown together match by Reginald to showcase one big bang before leaving Puerto Rico. Great, I'm game as always..

Partnering with Sally Talfourd and Anthony Bailey was a surprise to him when he looked at the upcoming Asylum card. He welcomed it though because he had no hatred for either and add Studdmuffins to that team made it all the better. Kash had been a quiet man these last few weeks, he seemed to all but disappear after his loss to Anthony Bailey but he was just taking his time. Making sure everything was together and that he could come together in his own mental problems and pull himself back to his moments of shine. He was still World Champion and he fully planned to retain at Mayhem. He looked forward to that match.

Lounging on a beach chair at a nearby beach, Jason Kash is wearing nothing but some long beach shorts. He has a lightly golden tan covering every visible part of his body and he seems to be enjoying this time of peace. With black sunglasses on, you can't tell if he's high or not but being in Puerto Rico, one must assume he has tried to green. A female wearing a Bikini gracefully walks towards him carrying a tray with a few drinks on it's surface. Kash looks over and nods upwards at her as she approaches.

::Jason Kash::
Cool, these fruity drinks are awesome! I feel a tad bit on the gay side but you don't understand me do you?

She smiles and nods, removing a tall bright colored drink from the tray. She places it and a smaller drink on a side table next to where Kash is laying. He looks out over the ocean to see that the sun has started dropping behind the horizon. Night is coming, he remembers playing Zombie Island and this could be a prime place for a Zombie invasion. He laughs at himself for even having the thought. He hands the woman a few bills and she turns and hurries off in the opposite direction. Kash swings his feet off the chair and sits up, grabbing the smaller shot glass and tilting it back in a single gulp.

Not a big drinker, Kash does indulge on occasion and these girlie like drinks are a lot more soothing going down so he has taken in a few. After the shot he takes a second and shakes off the wiggles that the drink gives him going down. He smiles, his teeth missing at the top row gives him a special kind of charisma. It doesn't take long after the shot until Kash gets up and walks over to the water. Feet wet as the wave breaks over his toes. He doesn't swim in the Ocean, has never been waist deep in one but he feels he doesn't have a chance against a larger water animal so why risk it. Such a pussy when it comes to some stuff but yet he never backs down inside the ring.

::Jason Kash::
Someone called me a Paper Champion. I'm sure it was Callahan most recently but I've heard the whispers backstage and those who want to pretend I don't belong in this spot. To those who don't know, a Paper Champion is someone who loses it before defending it. I've had it twice now since November and I defended it once the first time before Havok snuck it from me RIGHT after my Title Defense. This second reign? I have defended it twice now!

Once against Havok and once against Knuckles so where oh fucking where am I a Paper Champion? Callahan likes to run his mouth, that's known and clear to all. However think before you speak because if you want to complain about something then complain because you are only talked about because you can't stop talking. You need 8 arms because you verbally swing at 8 different people at once and soon, maybe sooner than you think, all of this mouth popping off WILL catch up with you.

Maybe that outcome happens at this coming Asylum. Then again there are a few people on "your" side of this match that need to be punched in the mouth. And more actually! The only person that isn't even worth mentioning and will without question be the key to a loss for that side of the ring is Matlock. The guy only had to beat Frank Cannon to get involved with the TapOut Title at Mayhem but that doesn't in anyway mean he's worth much, maybe a highlight reel for someone but that's it. The team on my side of the ring is better overall, no need for bragging because when you have 2 of the 3 Champions on Asylum and Sally Talfourd and the Tag Champions? I'll be surprised if we lose this match...

Looking out over at the clear skies he watches a bird swoop and snatch something off the surface of the water. The bird glides away as simple as can be and Kash watches as the sky on the horizon begins to change in color. It's like a picture far off in the distance, you just don't seek and cherish these moments enough and neither does Kash. He turns and returns to his beach chair, the sunset wasn't what he had on his mind. Taking a sip from the tall fruity beverage, he sits at the side edge of the chair and looks into the camera.

::Jason Kash::
As of late I've been a bit off to those who have noticed. Last Asylum I wasn't even around until the end of the show. See I was dealing with some personal stuff and my head hasn't been in the game but that isn't the case any longer. Now I won't make excuses about losing to Bailey but I wasn't very clear headed and I fully plan to change that match outcome. Much like in the past, I am coming back stronger after that loss to Mr. Bailey. Right now though he will stand on the side of the ring where I will make tags too. Him and Sally Talfourd are two people who I don't hate but we've had our clashes and opinions. Sally herself will soon be calling to become a World Champion again and after Mayhem if she is next in line then I am all for that but it's because I'm ready for whatever again.

I'm becoming myself daily. I tried being a nice guy, tried giving handshakes and respect to anyone who had earned it. Knuckles at Mania, Bailey on Asylum, even Starre before he flaked out. I was doing what ALL the fans wanted me to do but that isn't who I am. I'm about success and in order to do that in this business you make few friends and gain as many victories and Championship belts as you can get and I've gotten plenty. To my real fans? Those who can relate to the struggle of life like me, those who have come from the gutter and made whatever moves I could, legal or not to find success. Those are my fans, those are who I want cheering for me. High Class Soccer Moms? I'll fuck you and give you an adventure but your ass is not someone I'm signing an autograph for. Fuck you. Success by Any Means Necessary is the key to Survival.

World Champion. Nobody can't say otherwise and I've earned it each and every time I've stepped into the ring to defend it. Look at my PPV win/loss and that is how every match, on every show I appear on will start to look because I'm done playing personal issues. I'm done putting my focus on anything but this business and reclaiming my name and fame and top spot WITHOUT losing the World Title to do so. I'm hitting the restart button, I've cleared the cookies and I'm back to being Alienware Smooth! Like the women out there like their Kash, it's so nice to have a fat...Wallet? Whatever...

Speaking of women, Callahan seems to be involved with the illegal Sex Trade that is pouring into this country. Those poor females having to be forced into even seeing him naked. You have no power yet inside the ring or politically so try not to pretend people are lining up with offers to play your Monica. You're a putz and the type of person that makes our Government Shady and Power Hungry and it's the people who suffer just like the fans when you step into the ring.

Now you've got Dillinger riding your coat tails, SURPRISE THERE! He's gonna be a Career sidekick and if not you then it would have been someone else, probably Level One and his big "Threatening" group. It seems that APW is a few too many "Bad guys" trying to run shit to their liking and not enough guys like me willing and able to beat your ass. Our time is coming though Callahan, bet that shit. Just know that first and foremost I'm running through your First Lady, Jizz Dillinger.

Rich boys, guys who suck the life out of Society and try to make it seem like your proper is HOT Gah-Bage and I'll stomp that shit any day of the week. I'll cut the neck of your career and call you Ron Goldman, I'm not gonna be proper, I'm gonna put your ass in a ditch and like Dillinger it's only a matter of time. Sally will beat that ass soon enough Callahan, first loss and to a woman! Imagine how Washington would feel about that?

You'll be lucky to become a Divorce Lawyer after you're done getting fucked up by everyone who wants you inside the ring. Everyone you've made enemies with. Your little two man tug fest isn't scary, it's sad and pathetic because of the men lined up on it's roster. Consider my victory a Crime, call me a criminal but know that I beat that ass in the end because Dillinger, Callahan, Knuckles, Matlock, and even Farquhar...The side I'm on is getting that W. It's coming because we have the most talent, the most cause and reason to wanna hurt each of you. You gave us the motivation to do just that so thanks...I'll drink to that!

He downs the now melting iced drink. Feeling over his nerves of seeing the drink as a Sissy one, he lays back on the beach chair. Reaching down, he pats his side pocket on his shorts. He pulls out a joint that has a few bends in it from being in the pocket. He also has a book of matches, he strikes the end of the joint and pulls in the smoke. He pulls it from his lips, holds it up as a toast to the people watching and then with his other hand flips the camera off, thumb sticking out at the side of his hand. He lifts his head off the chair and says one final thing.

::Jason Kash::
Yeah, I am smoking a joint. It's what I do, LIGHT IT UP!