Post by The Smooth One on Jan 24, 2013 22:43:00 GMT -4
[glow=red,2,300]“I’ll make you famous” William H. Bonney[/glow]
The cameras creep up on the Smooth One as he relaxes in his Le Meridien Club suite. The hotel is one of London’s finest treasures just minutes away from the Piccadilly Circus, Leicester Square, St. James Clock Tower and the Westminster Abbey. As he waits for the rest of the Dying Breed members to arrive he sips on a cold container of “Chocolate Wasted” There is one thing to be said for APW talent William D. Williams Jr. he travels in style.
Here I am back in jolly ole England the site of Survive and Conquer. This is the 5th year anniversary of the historic event. This match lays the foundation for how you separate the men from the boys and the women from the girls. This is a match that features 100 competitors from all over the wrestling universe who are beating one another’s brains out and not thinking twice about. The minds at APW are always at work bringing the wrestling world the best events from the best venues feature the best wrestlers in the world. Knowing this some may ask “why didn’t you sign up?” Well while I am eager to prove my value you to the APW roster…I felt in my spirit that something else was on the horizon for me. Wait…wait..its coming to me…ahhhh a Tap Out Title match against PA’s favorite son TJ the SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUULL of Philly!
Slurp...Ahh..this Chocolate Wasted is delicious!
The prestigious Wembley Stadium the host to events of the 2012 Summer Olympics. Some great musical acts have performed there like U2, Bruce Springsteen and Madonna and soon the site for the 150th FA Cup. The venue seats over 90,000 people 100,000 plus standing and all will be witness to the carnage that is Survive and Conquer. It is the place where I’ll make the Soul of Philly famous!
That is right my good sir, I am going to make you famous! Do you know who William H. Bonney is? Let me enlighten you? It is an alias used by one Billy the Kid and while there are all sorts of stories about Billy one thing is true….if you found yourself in his purview…you can cancel Christmas! You see if you do some research on Billy the Kid you’ll find that he and I have some distinct similarities. We share the same first name and I am certainly a “kid” in the wrestling game and just like him if you get in my way I’ll end ya! You’ll find that he was an easy going guy with a great sense of humor..optimistic…determined and if you heard the phrase..”I make you famous’ it was lights out!
Less than 200 calories and it gives the skin and healthy glow!
Now TJ, I like you..I’ve been watching you and much to my chagrin had hoped to face you in the Tap Out Gauntlet match. In that match you won what seems like a tiny trinket dangling over your extremely large shoulder. You’ve worked hard for 8 long years in the wrestling game and you’ve reached one of your APW goals…You are the TAP OUT CHAMP! You are in your prime and coming into your own so to speak. You were already physically head and shoulders above everyone else, but now your skill set is beginning to match your physical prowess. Now some may say that you won that belt by barely breaking a sweat. I mean I pretty much wore Julius “Quintessentially English” Farquhar out and Saint sapped what was left and all you really had to do was sneeze on him and well there you have it….the new Tap Out Titlist. You earned the fifth spot and you took advantage of winning the Triple Threat Match two weeks before.
The Smooth One begins to clap sarcastically as he takes another sip of that delicious chocolaty beverage that is good for breakfast and as a meal replacement
I will give you credit you have done something your Eagles can’t seem to do and that is win a championship. Now your win over Sally Talfourd was impressive, but here is the thing….I am not a 5’11 145lb pound woman and while she is one of the best that has ever laced them up sometimes the numbers just don’t add up. I mean sometimes 6’11 285 just wins out! I was thinking I have faced so many monsters and man-beasts I want to applaud you for being one of the more adjusted members of the APW roster. I mean Jess has nothing but good things to say about you. I know that you are tough and you work hard night in and night out. You are in the gym everyday and after Survive and Conquer we will talk about getting Chocolate Wasted machines in your establishment because multiple income streams are the key to wealth, but I digress. You deserve this title..you’ve worked hard for it and that is why I feel so bad that I am going to have to relieve you of it.
I know what you are thinking “this dude is something else”, but come on when you stepped into the squared circle for the first time did you think “ I hope I don’t crap myself” or “I hope I make it out of here alive” no you didn’t! You looked across the ring and thought to yourself “I feel sorry for your mother, because she is going to have to bury boots and tights..maybe one sock” because that is all that is going to be left when you were done. So I know you don’t really have a problem with my perceived cockiness and honestly it’s not that its confidence. I am riding high big guy; I just graduated from the school of hard Knux. I’ve been saying my prayers, eating my vegetables and drinking my Chocolate Wasted. I have the Dying Breed in my corner and who better to get guidance from than “The Promise” himself. We both know that I am the better wrestler and it’s hard to knock out someone when you are flat on the mat. I know that you are stronger so there is no way I get into a situation where you get leverage on me. You want to knock me out, because you probably won’t be able to get me to tap and I don’t need to get my grill all jacked up so I’d appreciate it if you keep your meat hooks to yourself.
Hey any of you camera dudes want some of this stuff...its greeeeeaaatttt!!!
The Tap Out lends itself to my skill set; you know it and I know it. I am better suited for this title and I think you talents lend themselves more to Suicidal or the Xtreme title. I am going to give you a wrestling lesson my big friend. The speed; the quickness and oh I know you are quick for a man your size, but you are dealing with something freakish when you compete with "Billy the Kid". I am something kind of special and not to toot my own horn …oh well ok. You’ve heard the buzz…you’ve seen the tape..I’ve got all the APW fans, the APW brass and the locker room talking about “where did this guy come from? “ “Wow he is amazing!” “Damn Chocolate Wasted is Good”. You know what they are saying about you champ ? “Took him long enough”, “It’s about time” and “You know they offered TJ the part of Chewbacca in episode 7” I am looking forward to this match, I have the blueprint and I am bringing everything I have because I want this title!
The Smooth One takes a look over at the clock and knows that he has a massage appointment and that he 10 and that he only has a few more minutes to speak.
Everyone backstage knows that you live and breathe for your city and while I was born in sunny California I was educated on the east coast. I am DMV guy a District of Columbia aka Chocolate City, Maryland *my home away from home* and Virginia; the city for lovers. I fell in love with Redskins as a “little smooth”. You know all about the Washington Redskins don’t you? They have been torturing the Eagles for years and lead the all-time series 80-71. So facing you makes me think of the Redskins and Eagles rivalry and more specifically the matchup between Darrell Green and Harold Carmichael.
A little background on these two players shows some similarities between you and me. Harold Carmichael was a 6’8” 225lb with arguably Hall of Fame numbers. He had become a Redskins killer in his 8 plus seasons in Philly. In 1983, the Washington Redskins drafted a speedy cornerback from a tiny school in Texas named Darrel Green. This 5’8ish 175lb rookie with freakish talent like myself was thrown to the wolves after the Redskins Super Bowl starting corner Jeris White decided to hold out. On the Redskins march to the playoffs they played a pivotal game versus the Eagles and their playoff lives hang in the balance. Although the Eagles were in the midst of another horrible season were playing with a renewed vigor. In that game Darrell Green held Harold Carmichael to two catches for 24 yards for a 28-24 victory on their way to a repeat appearance in the Super Bowl. That day the smaller man shut the big man down and that is what I am planning to do to you TJ. You and I both know that Darrell Green went on to a stellar career and a Hall of Fame induction. Harold Carmichael played only one more year and is still waiting for that call. Here we are my friend at the CROSSROADS and at Survive and Conquer you my friend are at the fork in the road and if you do not make the right choice you will be the one knocked out or should I say…CHOCOLATE WASTED..*not the drink…but the move!*
I guess I can’t complete my rant without mentioning the Pillars. You guys are good! Sally T, Saint and the Tap Out Champ all in one group…wait? I thought there were four of you? You know you can’t have a stable foundation with only 3 pillars! As I look at the factions on Asylum I think about4..3 Pillars and the Dying Breed and think talent wise there is an edge to the Pillars. Experience again an edge to the Pillars, but when I think about hunger…I lean heavily towards the Breed. The group of high energy, extremely talent, fiercely competitive and not to mention handsome, fashion conscious and creating a buzz on Asylum like no other group has. Watch how the Breed master the Survive and Conquer match and serve APW and Asylum proud. However, before all of that it will be the Champ TJ – The Soul of Philly vs. “The Smooth One” William D. Williams Jr. at the CROSSROADS. The experienced vet vs. The hungry rookie…I know you are a humble dude and you shy away from the spotlight, but the SMOOTH ONE craves it! It’s where I belong, it is my destiny! So Sunday night as a precursor to the Survive and Conquer match; I am going to help you with you New Year’s Resolution. We are going to get into that ring and in front of ninety thousand plus and I am going to drag you kicking and screaming into the spotlight and force you to come out of your shell! Do you have your makeup on? …Are you ready for your close up…I am coming for TJ and this is BIG ONE!!! *the Smooth feigns grabbing his heart ala Fred Sanford*. The new “Billy the Kid” taking London, England by storm….and I AM GOING TO MAKE YOU FAMOUS!!!
A familiar tone fills the Smooth Ones room the sultry sounds of the lovely Sade Adu:
“No need to ask He's a smooth operator
Smooth operator
Smooth operator
Smooth operator
Coast to coast, L.A. to Chicago, Western male
Across the North and South, to Key Largo, love for sale”
The Smooth One looks at his phone and does not see a number…he reluctantly answers…
Hello…
SON!!
POPS!!!
Hey Son!...I am on my way to London!!
Ummm..Why?
To see you win your first singles title at Survive and Conquer! Guess who is with me? Ms. Jones !!!
Nooooooo…please say it ain’t so!
Smooth hears struggling over the phone…
Hey woman..these are international minutes they are expensive…you are going to pay meback!!
The Smooth One hears the sultry voice…he has been trying to forget.
Hey William!
Hey Ms. Jones…uggh
You don’t sound excited to hear from me?
Why should I??
I am your friend and I care about you.
Yeah Yeah Yeah…all you do is give me the business when I am losing..you know every since our last conversation I am have been on a winning streak…so BYE!!
You are so mean to me!!
I treat you like I treat everyone else…why are you coming here? I don’t have time to be bothered with you two.
….Smooth hears more struggling….
Son, I need a room, can I stay with you?
You mean you booked a flight to come to London and you don’t have a room? You are killing me Pops…wait does Mrs. Jones have a room she can’t stay.
Smooth hears in the background of his father’s phone:
I don’t want to stay with you…I’ll stay with Envi!! You big bubblehead…Chocolate Wasted sucks!!
Did she just call me bubblehead? You leave Chocolate Wasted out of this!!
Son can you focus…
Hey Ms. Jones...Your voice sounds chubby..did you gain some weight in your throat of the holidays” Haha
Well I was going to stay at Buckingham Palace, but they are still mad at me about the whole cloud city thing and besides I didn’t think my first born son would make me get my own room…I turned down roles in Superfly and Shaft for you!! I could have been SHAFT!!!
Not the Shaft thing? Richard Roundtree did a great job!
Richard Roundtree….Richard Roundtree….I’ll piss on Richard Roundtree..Richard Roundtree ain’t nothing…he can kiss my…
POP!
You know what son..I love you and I want you to beat that big Wookie TJ, but that hurt son.
I hope TJ puts a big boot upside your head!
I am sorry Pop ..I know that Shaft and Superfly we iconic roles, but the whole world knows Lando Calrissian and Richard Roundtree and Ron O’Neal…
Ron O’Neal!…did you say Ron O’Neal?….I’ll piss on Ron O’Neal…Ron O’Neal ain’t nothing…He can kiss my
..POP!!!
Sorry son…I am not feeling so well…I think my blood pressure is up..I think…
*Kerplunk* PAPA SMOOTH passes out! AGAIN!!!
Excitedly...Smooth yells into the phone!!
Ms. Jones…Ms. Jones…pick up the phone!!!
Yeah yeah..I have him..he is ok. The House Dad’s of Hollywood cameras were rolling. I don't know who is more dramatic!
That dude…. Thank God…he is ok!
William!
Yes..Ms. Jones
The Dying Breed suck!
Click!
Ha HA!! Ahhh..that's why I love her!!!
Massage Time!!!
Fade to Black
The cameras creep up on the Smooth One as he relaxes in his Le Meridien Club suite. The hotel is one of London’s finest treasures just minutes away from the Piccadilly Circus, Leicester Square, St. James Clock Tower and the Westminster Abbey. As he waits for the rest of the Dying Breed members to arrive he sips on a cold container of “Chocolate Wasted” There is one thing to be said for APW talent William D. Williams Jr. he travels in style.
Here I am back in jolly ole England the site of Survive and Conquer. This is the 5th year anniversary of the historic event. This match lays the foundation for how you separate the men from the boys and the women from the girls. This is a match that features 100 competitors from all over the wrestling universe who are beating one another’s brains out and not thinking twice about. The minds at APW are always at work bringing the wrestling world the best events from the best venues feature the best wrestlers in the world. Knowing this some may ask “why didn’t you sign up?” Well while I am eager to prove my value you to the APW roster…I felt in my spirit that something else was on the horizon for me. Wait…wait..its coming to me…ahhhh a Tap Out Title match against PA’s favorite son TJ the SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUULL of Philly!
Slurp...Ahh..this Chocolate Wasted is delicious!
The prestigious Wembley Stadium the host to events of the 2012 Summer Olympics. Some great musical acts have performed there like U2, Bruce Springsteen and Madonna and soon the site for the 150th FA Cup. The venue seats over 90,000 people 100,000 plus standing and all will be witness to the carnage that is Survive and Conquer. It is the place where I’ll make the Soul of Philly famous!
That is right my good sir, I am going to make you famous! Do you know who William H. Bonney is? Let me enlighten you? It is an alias used by one Billy the Kid and while there are all sorts of stories about Billy one thing is true….if you found yourself in his purview…you can cancel Christmas! You see if you do some research on Billy the Kid you’ll find that he and I have some distinct similarities. We share the same first name and I am certainly a “kid” in the wrestling game and just like him if you get in my way I’ll end ya! You’ll find that he was an easy going guy with a great sense of humor..optimistic…determined and if you heard the phrase..”I make you famous’ it was lights out!
Less than 200 calories and it gives the skin and healthy glow!
Now TJ, I like you..I’ve been watching you and much to my chagrin had hoped to face you in the Tap Out Gauntlet match. In that match you won what seems like a tiny trinket dangling over your extremely large shoulder. You’ve worked hard for 8 long years in the wrestling game and you’ve reached one of your APW goals…You are the TAP OUT CHAMP! You are in your prime and coming into your own so to speak. You were already physically head and shoulders above everyone else, but now your skill set is beginning to match your physical prowess. Now some may say that you won that belt by barely breaking a sweat. I mean I pretty much wore Julius “Quintessentially English” Farquhar out and Saint sapped what was left and all you really had to do was sneeze on him and well there you have it….the new Tap Out Titlist. You earned the fifth spot and you took advantage of winning the Triple Threat Match two weeks before.
The Smooth One begins to clap sarcastically as he takes another sip of that delicious chocolaty beverage that is good for breakfast and as a meal replacement
I will give you credit you have done something your Eagles can’t seem to do and that is win a championship. Now your win over Sally Talfourd was impressive, but here is the thing….I am not a 5’11 145lb pound woman and while she is one of the best that has ever laced them up sometimes the numbers just don’t add up. I mean sometimes 6’11 285 just wins out! I was thinking I have faced so many monsters and man-beasts I want to applaud you for being one of the more adjusted members of the APW roster. I mean Jess has nothing but good things to say about you. I know that you are tough and you work hard night in and night out. You are in the gym everyday and after Survive and Conquer we will talk about getting Chocolate Wasted machines in your establishment because multiple income streams are the key to wealth, but I digress. You deserve this title..you’ve worked hard for it and that is why I feel so bad that I am going to have to relieve you of it.
I know what you are thinking “this dude is something else”, but come on when you stepped into the squared circle for the first time did you think “ I hope I don’t crap myself” or “I hope I make it out of here alive” no you didn’t! You looked across the ring and thought to yourself “I feel sorry for your mother, because she is going to have to bury boots and tights..maybe one sock” because that is all that is going to be left when you were done. So I know you don’t really have a problem with my perceived cockiness and honestly it’s not that its confidence. I am riding high big guy; I just graduated from the school of hard Knux. I’ve been saying my prayers, eating my vegetables and drinking my Chocolate Wasted. I have the Dying Breed in my corner and who better to get guidance from than “The Promise” himself. We both know that I am the better wrestler and it’s hard to knock out someone when you are flat on the mat. I know that you are stronger so there is no way I get into a situation where you get leverage on me. You want to knock me out, because you probably won’t be able to get me to tap and I don’t need to get my grill all jacked up so I’d appreciate it if you keep your meat hooks to yourself.
Hey any of you camera dudes want some of this stuff...its greeeeeaaatttt!!!
The Tap Out lends itself to my skill set; you know it and I know it. I am better suited for this title and I think you talents lend themselves more to Suicidal or the Xtreme title. I am going to give you a wrestling lesson my big friend. The speed; the quickness and oh I know you are quick for a man your size, but you are dealing with something freakish when you compete with "Billy the Kid". I am something kind of special and not to toot my own horn …oh well ok. You’ve heard the buzz…you’ve seen the tape..I’ve got all the APW fans, the APW brass and the locker room talking about “where did this guy come from? “ “Wow he is amazing!” “Damn Chocolate Wasted is Good”. You know what they are saying about you champ ? “Took him long enough”, “It’s about time” and “You know they offered TJ the part of Chewbacca in episode 7” I am looking forward to this match, I have the blueprint and I am bringing everything I have because I want this title!
The Smooth One takes a look over at the clock and knows that he has a massage appointment and that he 10 and that he only has a few more minutes to speak.
Everyone backstage knows that you live and breathe for your city and while I was born in sunny California I was educated on the east coast. I am DMV guy a District of Columbia aka Chocolate City, Maryland *my home away from home* and Virginia; the city for lovers. I fell in love with Redskins as a “little smooth”. You know all about the Washington Redskins don’t you? They have been torturing the Eagles for years and lead the all-time series 80-71. So facing you makes me think of the Redskins and Eagles rivalry and more specifically the matchup between Darrell Green and Harold Carmichael.
A little background on these two players shows some similarities between you and me. Harold Carmichael was a 6’8” 225lb with arguably Hall of Fame numbers. He had become a Redskins killer in his 8 plus seasons in Philly. In 1983, the Washington Redskins drafted a speedy cornerback from a tiny school in Texas named Darrel Green. This 5’8ish 175lb rookie with freakish talent like myself was thrown to the wolves after the Redskins Super Bowl starting corner Jeris White decided to hold out. On the Redskins march to the playoffs they played a pivotal game versus the Eagles and their playoff lives hang in the balance. Although the Eagles were in the midst of another horrible season were playing with a renewed vigor. In that game Darrell Green held Harold Carmichael to two catches for 24 yards for a 28-24 victory on their way to a repeat appearance in the Super Bowl. That day the smaller man shut the big man down and that is what I am planning to do to you TJ. You and I both know that Darrell Green went on to a stellar career and a Hall of Fame induction. Harold Carmichael played only one more year and is still waiting for that call. Here we are my friend at the CROSSROADS and at Survive and Conquer you my friend are at the fork in the road and if you do not make the right choice you will be the one knocked out or should I say…CHOCOLATE WASTED..*not the drink…but the move!*
I guess I can’t complete my rant without mentioning the Pillars. You guys are good! Sally T, Saint and the Tap Out Champ all in one group…wait? I thought there were four of you? You know you can’t have a stable foundation with only 3 pillars! As I look at the factions on Asylum I think about
A familiar tone fills the Smooth Ones room the sultry sounds of the lovely Sade Adu:
“No need to ask He's a smooth operator
Smooth operator
Smooth operator
Smooth operator
Coast to coast, L.A. to Chicago, Western male
Across the North and South, to Key Largo, love for sale”
The Smooth One looks at his phone and does not see a number…he reluctantly answers…
Hello…
SON!!
POPS!!!
Hey Son!...I am on my way to London!!
Ummm..Why?
To see you win your first singles title at Survive and Conquer! Guess who is with me? Ms. Jones !!!
Nooooooo…please say it ain’t so!
Smooth hears struggling over the phone…
Hey woman..these are international minutes they are expensive…you are going to pay meback!!
The Smooth One hears the sultry voice…he has been trying to forget.
Hey William!
Hey Ms. Jones…uggh
You don’t sound excited to hear from me?
Why should I??
I am your friend and I care about you.
Yeah Yeah Yeah…all you do is give me the business when I am losing..you know every since our last conversation I am have been on a winning streak…so BYE!!
You are so mean to me!!
I treat you like I treat everyone else…why are you coming here? I don’t have time to be bothered with you two.
….Smooth hears more struggling….
Son, I need a room, can I stay with you?
You mean you booked a flight to come to London and you don’t have a room? You are killing me Pops…wait does Mrs. Jones have a room she can’t stay.
Smooth hears in the background of his father’s phone:
I don’t want to stay with you…I’ll stay with Envi!! You big bubblehead…Chocolate Wasted sucks!!
Did she just call me bubblehead? You leave Chocolate Wasted out of this!!
Son can you focus…
Hey Ms. Jones...Your voice sounds chubby..did you gain some weight in your throat of the holidays” Haha
Well I was going to stay at Buckingham Palace, but they are still mad at me about the whole cloud city thing and besides I didn’t think my first born son would make me get my own room…I turned down roles in Superfly and Shaft for you!! I could have been SHAFT!!!
Not the Shaft thing? Richard Roundtree did a great job!
Richard Roundtree….Richard Roundtree….I’ll piss on Richard Roundtree..Richard Roundtree ain’t nothing…he can kiss my…
POP!
You know what son..I love you and I want you to beat that big Wookie TJ, but that hurt son.
I hope TJ puts a big boot upside your head!
I am sorry Pop ..I know that Shaft and Superfly we iconic roles, but the whole world knows Lando Calrissian and Richard Roundtree and Ron O’Neal…
Ron O’Neal!…did you say Ron O’Neal?….I’ll piss on Ron O’Neal…Ron O’Neal ain’t nothing…He can kiss my
..POP!!!
Sorry son…I am not feeling so well…I think my blood pressure is up..I think…
*Kerplunk* PAPA SMOOTH passes out! AGAIN!!!
Excitedly...Smooth yells into the phone!!
Ms. Jones…Ms. Jones…pick up the phone!!!
Yeah yeah..I have him..he is ok. The House Dad’s of Hollywood cameras were rolling. I don't know who is more dramatic!
That dude…. Thank God…he is ok!
William!
Yes..Ms. Jones
The Dying Breed suck!
Click!
Ha HA!! Ahhh..that's why I love her!!!
Massage Time!!!
Fade to Black
