Searching for gold treasure

Searching for gold treasure. Atlanta, Georgia. Saturday 15th June.

Today with the police officers on board the modern ship. Stefan and the officers had pirate clothes on, as well as wearing eye patches, with Stefan being the Captain. He's been excited for this match ever since he gave himself a title shot. Stefan begins to speak.

"Who has thought of an idea being a pirate on searching for gold treasure? Nobody because for eight long months, I've had to wait for my chance and it's been so long that I handed myself a title shot. I picked you because out of all the opponents that have titles, I hate you more than Logan and Kaylyn.

Alright let's cut to the chase on what I can't ignore that you've been on an excellent winning streak, with people in APW are very jealous of, and even though I did say some stupid stuff in the past about you being handed the title. I looked at what you done last year by winning Test For The Best tournament being the underdog you was, and then achieving the feat most people including me couldn't do. Defeat Kurt Noble for the Undisputed title at Shockwave last year when he was in his prime.

Take my word for it Terry that I do look up to you, because we are almost alike with our attitudes with the fans and other people too. I'm dead serious when I say that about you, because it's the truth.

Another thing I can't ignore is when you actually said what you was going to do, and that's winning Survive and Conquer rumble a few months ago, so already you're a very dangerous person when you back up your talk. I don't say this very often if at all to other wrestlers, but you are the biggest threat I ever met in my past year I've wrestled professionally. I've faced a lot of tough champions in the past, but none of them have done unbelievable things in one year like you have."

Stefan hated to say nice things about his opponents, but he had to tell the truth about Terry's achievements in the past year, as he continued to speak.

"That doesn't mean I like or respect you Terry, because I don't, especially how much of a coward you really are, having your new puppets to help you defeat Keaton Saint and Phil Atken to keep your title at Mayhem PPV. Yeah I called Aubrey, Christian and Logan your puppets because that's what the new Sincischeisse are. We all know why you put them in a stable with you, because you see them as a threat for your Undisputed title, especially with Logan and Aubrey.

I remember what you said about me a while ago before your match against TJ, that I cowering in my boots and piss my pants in fear of TJ? You're more brainwashed than I thought. I was the one that challenged TJ for a match, and it was him that got scared not me. You forgot all about that didn't you? I'm not afraid of anybody in APW, hell I wouldn't be the most hated man in APW if I was, nor would I hand myself a title shot against you if that was the case. You seem to force nearly everyone to respect you, as if you are ficken perfect but guess what?

Nobody is perfect and you sure as hell won't force me to respect you, because that won't ever happen, especially before we face each other. Stop ficken complaining about how you demand respect from everyone in APW, you boring arschloch.

That goes to your stupid Sincischeisse stable as well, complaining on every show about how they've been treated unfairly when they got treated ten times better than I have since they got drafted to Asylum, getting handed title shots all the time, while this is the first handed title shot I got since I've been in APW and on Asylum.

I earned the North American and the Tag Team title shots by beating number one contenders, while Aubrey got handed the Undisputed title straight away without earning shit as well as the Suicidal title, and then Christian without any wins on Asylum, gets a handed title shot before I do which is just disgusting. I understand Logan moaning because until he won the Tap Out title, he clearly got ignored."

Suddenly a parrot landed on Stefan's shoulder, as it saw the pirate flag hanging from the normal ship he and the officers put up before they set sail.

Stefan Raab: "Look who's joined the party, fellow pirates. It's a parrot."

Parrot: "What are you all doing on the ship?"

Stefan Raab: "Today we decided to go and search for gold treasure. Would you help us?"

Parrot: "Sure I will because I've just been there a while ago. It's straight ahead."

Stefan Raab: "Good little parrot."

Parrot: "Who's Terry Marvin I over heard you talk about?"

Stefan Raab: "A punk bitch that's the current Undisputed champion in APW at the moment"

Parrot: "He sounds like an asshole."

Stefan Raab: "HA you smart parrot being correct about Terry being labelled as an asshole, but I think jackass is the correct term for him. You are learning quickly, now go and eat your seeds.

Stefan threw down some seeds for the parrot to eat as he continued to speak.

"Oops you aren't undefeated now because just like the other Sincischeisse members. You didn't defeat Kaylyn James Evans, while I pinned her straight away first time on Asylum before the Mayhem Pay Per View, along with throwing her ass out of the ring back at One Night In Hell. How embarrassing, especially it was a DQ loss, causing by Level One's other puppets slapping Kaylyn James Evans in the face. You made yourself look like a right fool, two weeks ago.

I don't blame Level One for dumping your ass, because you overshadowed him when clearly he's been in APW a lot longer than you, but that's typical for an idiotische American being so god damn selfish. I know you will end up doing the same thing with Christian, Aubrey and Logan as well, but you already fear them from taking your belt away, being a pussy you really are, ending up challenging people in the locker room, to face you for your belt in two weeks time.

I didn't need to come out and accept your challenge, because I already sorted out a match against you for your title for tomorrow's show, unlike Kaylyn who had to come out and accept your challenge to shut you up at Test For The Best PPV.

Lately in APW. People have started calling me a mad German which I am, because I'm always angry every single day with my anger problems I suffer from, and that I have my crazy mood swings, but being angry for me is a good thing because it makes me very dangerous in the ring, especially when I almost murdered Biggs two weeks ago on my show, choking him to death.

That's another thing that bothers me about you and the Arschloch team, is that you all seem to think it's the New Sindicate show, when it's complete garbage. I earned the chance to run Asylum under a different name, until that cock sucking Jeff swine made me face Biggs to run the show yet again, which is just a ficken joke.

These faction wars are absolutely childish and pathetic. Every faction that's going around are so afraid to wrestle by themselves, that they decide to team up with other wrestlers, because there's some sort of war coming up, but the only war I saw on Raab-A-Mania is who kisses ass the most which is just sad."

The other pirates spotted an island that wasn't far from where they were.

Pirate Mike: "Look Stefan. We aren't that far away from getting the golden treasure, we're hunting for."

Stefan turns around, and sees the island not being that far from where they are now, which is about one hundred metres away.

Stefan Raab: "HAHA that's awesome. Turn left now so we can get closer to the island."

One of the pirates turned the ship around to the left, and the parrot climbed on Stefan's shoulder again.

Parrot: "That's exactly where the treasure is."

Stefan Raab: "Glad we are going the right way then."

Stefan then turned away from the island, looking down at the water seeing a reflection of himself.

"I look at myself knowing I never feel as if I'm under pressure with big matches I'm in at all. In fact when I know I have a big match, I usually do really well because I think about the gym work I've done the last two weeks, and like before my match with President Jeff. I've worked out non stop, even when I wasn't supposed to because that's what I do before every big match I'm in.

Terry's never ever gone up against somebody on Asylum, that's a much bigger bully than he is. You pick on Keaton Saint and Phil Atken before Mayhem, because you know you can get into their heads and that they can't defend themselves while with me, you haven't had the chance to, because I can defend myself and you did try to get in my head but it failed miserably. Sure I picked on Reginald as of late, but that was down to the treatment he's been giving me since day one.

Hell you didn't even realize that I'm in prison as according to my agent. He told me you tweeted directly to me about how I should be careful on what I wish for, and how I'm not going to like the results of our match? Oh that says a lot to me, on the fact you actually plan to bring your moaning butt buddies with you to ring side, trying to help you to keep the title, because you know that I don't have any back up.

Guess what Terry? I don't want or need anybody to help me beat you, because unlike you. I'm not afraid of wrestling on my own and I highly doubt anybody will come out to help me anyway, seeing how majority of the people in APW hate me for who I am, by being different to everyone else in the company.

I might be wrong, but I doubt that anyone has said to me on asking for help if I need it, nor do I care because for now, I'll fight on my own. Hell I don't even know what's going on in APW, since the Raab-A-Mania show, and yet again I don't give a damn about these faction wars at the moment, seeing how I'm not apart of the action. The only war I'm in, is with the APW management that's it."

They arrived at the island as they picked the spades up before getting off the ship, starting to dig for treasure.

"What we are doing here Terry is looking for gold treasure, buried under the sand here which reminds me a lot about our match, considering that title you carry over your waist is gold. You must think I'm a waste of your time don't you?

Think again because I've improved with three wins and two losses I got since Rasslemania. I'm on a roll now just like you, which not many people have noticed, but it's clear that Reaver's the one struggling right now to win on Asylum, not me. I'm actually proving people wrong that I can officially hang with the top wrestlers in APW, and that includes you.

I'm sure you've taken a lot of German suplex's in the past, but I'm the real German suplex machine that's going to knock you off your throne, destroying your winning streak you've had since last year, and I'll become the first person on Asylum to beat you, since your move from Overdrive."

They found the treasure and they open it seeing lots of money along with a golden wrestling title belt, as Stefan grabs and strokes the belt, while looking at it.

"Oh, I found a title belt here that says Raab-A-Mania German Undisputed Champion, covered with a German flag instead of the APW logo right in the middle of it. Yes I will use this belt to replace the original belt people see all the time, because I like to have different things.

This belt when I win it, will make note of me being the first German ever, to become champion in APW. We've had Canadian, American and British champions in the past, but never a German one.

Yes it does seem like I want to take everything over, renaming Asylum Raab-A-Mania, and now to rename the title to Raab-A-Mania German Undisputed champion. I will take Asylum over again, because I got something up my sleeve for the APW management tomorrow night.

I'm just going to destroy you so bad, that your Sincischeisse team will feel the pain and suffering I will cause on you, being focused as hell that I am on our match tomorrow night, because I'm desperate to win my first ever title in APW, especially if it means people will take me more seriously as a wrestler.

I will also make sure that your show time comes to an end tomorrow night Terry, because your reign as champion is over showing the world what a Stück Scheiße you really are.

The Terry Marvin show will turn into The Stefan Raab show so be prepared to be Raabinated by The Killerplauze as your new Raab-A-Mania German Undisputed champion, overcoming the odds staked against me when I make you scream like a bitch, or when I knock you the fuck out for me to pin you in der gottverlassenen loch in Atlanta, Georgia putting that title around my waist over your fallen body."

Stefan kisses the Raab-A-Mania German Undisputed title as the other pirates already put the treasure box on the ship, sailing back to shore taking Stefan back to prison in Atlanta.