Post by Shane Borderland on Jul 15, 2012 0:13:35 GMT -4
As the scene slowly fades on we are in Albuquerque, New Mexico. We are right in front of the University of Albuquerque. There is a small taco stand to the right of the University. It appears that there is a black GMC Yukon parked right in front of the stand. As we step around the vehicle, we see APW’s superstar Shane Borderland and his friend Eric Jackson ordering up some grub. The owner of the stand reaches over the counter and hands them both a taco. Shane hands the man a ten dollar bill and turns around. Eric takes a bite off of his taco and spits it on the ground. He looks up at Shane.
.:Eric Jackson:.
Thing taste like shit.
.:Shane Borderland:.
Well thats what you get from ordering it with everything on it. I ordered mine like i was at Taco Bell man. You had that snot that they call guacamole oozing out of yours.
.:Eric Jackson:.
Well hell man, i figured i would try one all the way.
Shane looks at the ground where Eric spit out the piece he bit off.
.:Shane Borderland:.
Yea and theres the aftermath from it.
Shane and Eric jump into the Yukon and pull around the University, parking the vehicle. They both get out and begin walking to the entrance to the building. As they reach the door to the University, Shane throws away the half eating taco in the trash can. He opens the door and they walk on in. When they get in they see this fellow sitting on a stool, he is wearing a mutli-colored blanket around his neck and a sombrero on his head. He has a big black mustache on his face and he is smiling at them. They try to keep from looking at this man, but they way that he is looking and smiling at them is hard for them to stop. The man signals for them to come over to him and so they start walking slowly towards him. When they get within five feet of the man he lifts the sombrero up and begins to talk.
.:Man:.
You guys must be here for the APW show Meltdown.
.:Eric Jackson:.
Yes we are.
.:Man:.
I know, i can tell. So did you enjoy those tacos earlier?
Shane and Eric look at each other in concern.
.:Shane Borderland:.
How did you know that?
The man just smiles at them.
.:Eric Jackson:.
Seriously, how did you know?
.:Man:.
See that window over there? Thats how. I know your a wrestler because of that banner above your heads.
Shane and Eric look up and see the APW banner with the contestants of the battle royal on it. Shane looks back at Eric and cocks an eyebrow.
.:Shane Borderland:.
Well just another original smart ass i see.
Eric looks down beside the stool where the man sits and see’s an empty bottle of Tequila. Eric pokes Shane in the side.
.:Eric Jackson:.
That explains it.
Shane rolls his eyes and turns away from the man. As they both continue to walk they are met by a man holding a note pad in his hand. He has a name tag on his shirt that says, Marc. Marc looks at them both.
.:Marc:.
Hey guys, im the University director. I will be showing you where your locker rooms will be.
.:Shane Borderland:.
Great, i just want to get away from anymore freaks like sombrero man over there.
.:Marc:.
Ohh, thats just the town drunk. He always tries to flip people out by saying what they did. When he sneaks around and watches them do it. Thats how he makes his money.
.:Eric Jackson:.
Money?
.:Marc:.
Yea, he has to make a way to get his habit man. The guy drinks everyday, every moment of his life.
Both Shane and Eric look at the guy before they are interrupted by a small cough. They both turn around and see the man with the sombrero holding out his hand.
.:Shane Borderland:.
I am not paying him. I dont even like being in this shit hole of a place.
.:Marc:.
He will not leave until you pay him.
.:Shane Borderland:.
(sighs) Pay the man Eric.
.:Eric Jackson:.
Wait, what? Why do i have to pay the drunk?
.:Shane Borderland:.
Because i paid for your taco.
.:Eric Jackson:.
So, thats like throwing money away, MY MONEY!
.:Shane Borderland:.
Yea, i threw MY MONEY away to. You spit the only bite you took of that taco and threw the rest of it away. Pay back is a bitch isnt it?
Eric shakes head and mumbles as he pulls out his wallet from his back pocket. He hands the man a five dollar bill and the man smiles.
.:Man:.
Gracious.
Shane, Eric, and Marc begin walking through the halls of the University. When they get to where they were going, Marc stops and turns around.
.:Marc:.
Here you guys go, the locker rooms are just around the corner.
.:Eric:.
Thank god, now we get some peace and quite.
.:Marc:.
Maybe, have a good time.
Marc walks away from them and Shane begins walking around the corner. He see’s the door that has been labeled locker rooms. Him and Eric walk to the door, opening it up. When the door swings open, Shane and Eric’s eyes get big as quarters.
.:Shane Borderland:.
What a fucking dump.
.:Eric Jackson:.
Yea, well it could be worse. We could be stuck with sombrero man.
.:Shane Borderland:.
Yea i guess so, but the last time i was in Mexico, it wasnt this bad.
Both of them walk in the locker room, shutting the door behind them. When they get in the locker room, both of them sit down on the couch. Eric kicks back and Shane sits in a upright position.
.:Eric Jackson:.
Sweating the battle royal huh?
.:Shane Borderland:.
Not that much. I mean i really only have three people to worry about.
.:Eric Jackson:.
That is?
.:Shane Borderland:.
Michael Lively, Steve Stryker, and Shadow.
.:Eric Jackson:.
Wait, why are you worried about Lively? You just recently beat his ass didnt you?
.:Shane Borderland:.
Yea, but dont forget that he is a APW Hall of Famer. So he got there by doing something right, i just havent seen anything yet from him to make him qualify to be a Hall of Famer.
.:Eric Jackson:.
Thats also true, but i still wouldnt sweat a man that i have already kicked his ass.
.:Shane Borderland:.
Well im not sweating him, im just simply saying that these three are the ones i have to look out for. See Lively can be fatal, but the thing is he lets losses hold him back. I dont think i never seen anyone like him before. If you lose a match, who cares, life goes on. But with him, he has it holding over his head. Like our match for instance. I beat him and he worried himself sick about it. It bugged him so bad, thats all he talked about. Who cares Lively, i beat you, you beat me, who gives a shit. You are just one ungrateful bitch. You think that just because you was inducted to the Hall of Fame that you are hot shit. Well let me tell you something you old washed has been. You havent proved one damn thing to me. Well beside your loss record, because here lately thats the only thing thats been moving forward with you. Why dont you actually show me something productive for once. The only thing i have seen is you run your mouth and get your ass kicked. Simply put my man, your just a bitch. Simple as that. I just hope that when you lose this match you dont start raising hell about it. Just take the loss and shut the hell up for everyones sake.
.:Eric Jackson:.
Yea, im with you on that. First i thought you had some trouble on your hands here, but you prevailed like always. Then all he did was gripe and moan about losing. Good way of representing the Hall of Fame for the APW.
.:Shane Borderland:.
EXACTLY! But hell he is in there for only god knows what.
.:Eric Jackson:.
True, ok. Now why are you thinking that him, Shadow, and Stryker are the three biggest threats?
.:Shane Borderland:.
Slow down speedy and ill tell you.
Eric smiles.
.:Shane Borderland:.
First before i get to those two i want to speak of the new talent that has arrived. Conner O’Hare, well i guess you signed up just in time for this battle. The only problem is that i hate seeing your first match end in a loss. Well not quite true. I really dont care if you lose, you are nothing to me. You will be behind me like everyone else will be in this match. See Conner, your dream of becoming a successful wrestler in the APW is highly doubtful. Also im the dream catcher, so you dream has been postponed. So why dont you just sit back and watch the real talent at work.
Same goes for you Mitch Miles. Im sure you have big dreams in this business also. But this isnt like messing around with kangaroos. You have much more to look forward to. So mate, are you really ready for this match? I think that your not ready for nothing. I think that you are scared shitless with this being such a big match and its your APW debut. When im done with you, you will be the one that will be whining, wanting to go back home. Im going to show you what the Bad Boy has to offer. Also im wondering why you call yourself a Messiah. You are nothing but a young punk that comes from a different part of the world, wanting to take over and make a name for yourself. So Mitch, dont be mad when i tear your dreams apart and send your ass back down under where you belong.
.:Eric Jackson:.
Takes it easy Shane, these guys have to start somewhere.
Eric smiles.
.:Shane Borderland:.
Yea, well its the wrong time for them. They just need to stay in the dark with the rest of the wanna be’s. Speaking of dark, it brings me to my next opponent, Dante. Listen you little emo bastard. you are just about worthless as tits on a nun and balls on a preacher. I mean seriously, who considers themselves emo anymore? I see you got the black eyeliner and probably black nails. Hell i wish my grass was emo too, so it would cut itself. My point is, you dont belong in this match at all. You belong in a insane asylum. Thinking shit like that is not good for anyone. So do me a favor, leave the cutting utensils at the house for this match. Just bring your A game kid, so i can show you who the best really is. Just please forget the make up too, creeps me out for guys to wear that shit.
Speaking of make up, brings me to Carmen and Dita. Well i see that Carmen and myself are both from San Diego. So we got that in common, i just hate seeing someone from San Diego go down like you will. See i represent my people the best i can, but when they are put up against me. Well, i just see them as another victim. So Carmen just be ready for this match and put up a decent fight, because i dont want people thinking badly of my hometown. The thing is i dont see why anyone puts a woman in a mans shoes. Dont get me wrong, women are violent bitches. They can hold their own and do wonders, but i think the women just need to fight their own kind. So all i got to say is good luck Carmen, try and make San Diego proud. But know this, you will always finish behind San Diego’s greatest, me.
Next im going to have to go to the next woman in line, Dita Morgan. A cute little thing you are. So they call you the Wild Child huh? Is it because you are wild and fear doesnt affect you? Or is it because you are a slut and will do anything in the bedroom? Who knows, but i guess we will see just how wild you really are when you step into the ring with all of this testosterone. You and Carmen, i really do feel sorry for. In a match with all of these men, luckily you girls dont get rapped. Dont get the wrong impression, because i dont want nothing to do with you whores, all i want to do is make my mark and show APW who is the real superstar.
.:Eric Jackson:.
You know, i have been wandering what you also think about Bacon.
.:Shane Borderland:.
Dont get me started. I would never tell anyone that my nickname was Bacon. Maybe thats why he was an orphan. Or it could be he was the ugliest kid anyone has ever seen. Thats where the mask comes from i bet. So Bacon, you will be just another body count for me, may think you have this match in the palm of your hand. Well do me a favor and lose the mask, this isnt Halloween. Im going to show you how a real superstar is born. Better yet, i will just bring some eggs and toast and i will have a Bacon, egg, and cheese sandwich after im done with you. Just remember Bacon, i didnt come back to be a joke. I will be on the list that you wish you were.
With that being said, Goodburn. What a name. So Kyle, really much of nothing. I havent heard one thing about you since i come back? Whats up with that? Are you too scared of showing your face around here? Or are you hiding behind your dad, you know since he tries to warn all of your opponents about you like you are some god. Well put on you big boy shoes for once and step up and take the beating that you will be getting come Meltdown. Thats all i have to say about you.
Now Young Mannie, theres a joke for you. A pothead with high dreams. Get it? Anyways, you already failed with me once when me and Kash whipped your ass and took those precious title away from you. So i guess you might want a little revenge huh? Not going to happen Mannie. Just do us all a favor and go home and never return to the APW again. You are a joke to the APW and the only reason you held one of those tag team belts was because there was no major talent with tag teams. So your ass will just get beat once again by the hands of the Bad Boy.
.:Eric Jackson:.
Finally the part i wanted to hear.
.:Shane Borderland:.
The next guy i thought would be a great opponent, but the more he ran his mouth made me sick. Stryker, with you being top notch and all, why are you still bitching about being on Meltdown? What you think you are something? You are nothing but white trash that bitches about every little single detail that happens against you. You bitch more than a woman does, so lets make that three women in this match. But i do appreciate you sucking up to me though. Saying how good i was and all, but thats not going to save you from the ass kicking that your bitch ass deserves. You will see why you are still on the Meltdown show. Not because you will lose this match against me, no not at all. Its because you are ungrateful with what you have. See before you was a security guard, making what minimum wage? Then MMA, a good way to make a leaving, if your good. Somehow i just dont see you being a fighter like that. Now your in APW, making some big bucks and getting recognized. But still you seem to bitch and complain. Well after this Monday night on Meltdown. I will give you one more reason to bitch about. I am going to humiliate you in front of everyone so that you can bitch about something besides taking another ass whipping. For talking so good about me, hears some good for you. Good luck chump.
Now for the last, Shadow. The big man of the scene, one hell of a fierce opponent. A Texan too, where most of todays talent comes from. Well Shadow, i have noticed that you have also taken out the same Hall of Famer i did. Congrats on a easy win. This match will be a little more tricky though. Not only because the whole damn Meltdown roster is in the ring, but because you finally get to face me. I have seen your work, impressive. You are one fine athlete, but do you have what it takes to beat me? I think not. See the last three matches i have come out victorious and i dont plan on leaving until i made it four in a role. See i still have something to prove to everyone here. I can make it on my own and i will be a solo champion. So with that being said, i hope your well rested up for this match, because i am going to go all out and WIDE FUCKIN’ OPEN on all you worthless pieces of shit and show APW who the cream of the crop really is.
After that being said, Eric reaches out a high five and Shane slaps his hand and leans back on the couch and closes his eyes.
Fades...
.:Eric Jackson:.
Thing taste like shit.
.:Shane Borderland:.
Well thats what you get from ordering it with everything on it. I ordered mine like i was at Taco Bell man. You had that snot that they call guacamole oozing out of yours.
.:Eric Jackson:.
Well hell man, i figured i would try one all the way.
Shane looks at the ground where Eric spit out the piece he bit off.
.:Shane Borderland:.
Yea and theres the aftermath from it.
Shane and Eric jump into the Yukon and pull around the University, parking the vehicle. They both get out and begin walking to the entrance to the building. As they reach the door to the University, Shane throws away the half eating taco in the trash can. He opens the door and they walk on in. When they get in they see this fellow sitting on a stool, he is wearing a mutli-colored blanket around his neck and a sombrero on his head. He has a big black mustache on his face and he is smiling at them. They try to keep from looking at this man, but they way that he is looking and smiling at them is hard for them to stop. The man signals for them to come over to him and so they start walking slowly towards him. When they get within five feet of the man he lifts the sombrero up and begins to talk.
.:Man:.
You guys must be here for the APW show Meltdown.
.:Eric Jackson:.
Yes we are.
.:Man:.
I know, i can tell. So did you enjoy those tacos earlier?
Shane and Eric look at each other in concern.
.:Shane Borderland:.
How did you know that?
The man just smiles at them.
.:Eric Jackson:.
Seriously, how did you know?
.:Man:.
See that window over there? Thats how. I know your a wrestler because of that banner above your heads.
Shane and Eric look up and see the APW banner with the contestants of the battle royal on it. Shane looks back at Eric and cocks an eyebrow.
.:Shane Borderland:.
Well just another original smart ass i see.
Eric looks down beside the stool where the man sits and see’s an empty bottle of Tequila. Eric pokes Shane in the side.
.:Eric Jackson:.
That explains it.
Shane rolls his eyes and turns away from the man. As they both continue to walk they are met by a man holding a note pad in his hand. He has a name tag on his shirt that says, Marc. Marc looks at them both.
.:Marc:.
Hey guys, im the University director. I will be showing you where your locker rooms will be.
.:Shane Borderland:.
Great, i just want to get away from anymore freaks like sombrero man over there.
.:Marc:.
Ohh, thats just the town drunk. He always tries to flip people out by saying what they did. When he sneaks around and watches them do it. Thats how he makes his money.
.:Eric Jackson:.
Money?
.:Marc:.
Yea, he has to make a way to get his habit man. The guy drinks everyday, every moment of his life.
Both Shane and Eric look at the guy before they are interrupted by a small cough. They both turn around and see the man with the sombrero holding out his hand.
.:Shane Borderland:.
I am not paying him. I dont even like being in this shit hole of a place.
.:Marc:.
He will not leave until you pay him.
.:Shane Borderland:.
(sighs) Pay the man Eric.
.:Eric Jackson:.
Wait, what? Why do i have to pay the drunk?
.:Shane Borderland:.
Because i paid for your taco.
.:Eric Jackson:.
So, thats like throwing money away, MY MONEY!
.:Shane Borderland:.
Yea, i threw MY MONEY away to. You spit the only bite you took of that taco and threw the rest of it away. Pay back is a bitch isnt it?
Eric shakes head and mumbles as he pulls out his wallet from his back pocket. He hands the man a five dollar bill and the man smiles.
.:Man:.
Gracious.
Shane, Eric, and Marc begin walking through the halls of the University. When they get to where they were going, Marc stops and turns around.
.:Marc:.
Here you guys go, the locker rooms are just around the corner.
.:Eric:.
Thank god, now we get some peace and quite.
.:Marc:.
Maybe, have a good time.
Marc walks away from them and Shane begins walking around the corner. He see’s the door that has been labeled locker rooms. Him and Eric walk to the door, opening it up. When the door swings open, Shane and Eric’s eyes get big as quarters.
.:Shane Borderland:.
What a fucking dump.
.:Eric Jackson:.
Yea, well it could be worse. We could be stuck with sombrero man.
.:Shane Borderland:.
Yea i guess so, but the last time i was in Mexico, it wasnt this bad.
Both of them walk in the locker room, shutting the door behind them. When they get in the locker room, both of them sit down on the couch. Eric kicks back and Shane sits in a upright position.
.:Eric Jackson:.
Sweating the battle royal huh?
.:Shane Borderland:.
Not that much. I mean i really only have three people to worry about.
.:Eric Jackson:.
That is?
.:Shane Borderland:.
Michael Lively, Steve Stryker, and Shadow.
.:Eric Jackson:.
Wait, why are you worried about Lively? You just recently beat his ass didnt you?
.:Shane Borderland:.
Yea, but dont forget that he is a APW Hall of Famer. So he got there by doing something right, i just havent seen anything yet from him to make him qualify to be a Hall of Famer.
.:Eric Jackson:.
Thats also true, but i still wouldnt sweat a man that i have already kicked his ass.
.:Shane Borderland:.
Well im not sweating him, im just simply saying that these three are the ones i have to look out for. See Lively can be fatal, but the thing is he lets losses hold him back. I dont think i never seen anyone like him before. If you lose a match, who cares, life goes on. But with him, he has it holding over his head. Like our match for instance. I beat him and he worried himself sick about it. It bugged him so bad, thats all he talked about. Who cares Lively, i beat you, you beat me, who gives a shit. You are just one ungrateful bitch. You think that just because you was inducted to the Hall of Fame that you are hot shit. Well let me tell you something you old washed has been. You havent proved one damn thing to me. Well beside your loss record, because here lately thats the only thing thats been moving forward with you. Why dont you actually show me something productive for once. The only thing i have seen is you run your mouth and get your ass kicked. Simply put my man, your just a bitch. Simple as that. I just hope that when you lose this match you dont start raising hell about it. Just take the loss and shut the hell up for everyones sake.
.:Eric Jackson:.
Yea, im with you on that. First i thought you had some trouble on your hands here, but you prevailed like always. Then all he did was gripe and moan about losing. Good way of representing the Hall of Fame for the APW.
.:Shane Borderland:.
EXACTLY! But hell he is in there for only god knows what.
.:Eric Jackson:.
True, ok. Now why are you thinking that him, Shadow, and Stryker are the three biggest threats?
.:Shane Borderland:.
Slow down speedy and ill tell you.
Eric smiles.
.:Shane Borderland:.
First before i get to those two i want to speak of the new talent that has arrived. Conner O’Hare, well i guess you signed up just in time for this battle. The only problem is that i hate seeing your first match end in a loss. Well not quite true. I really dont care if you lose, you are nothing to me. You will be behind me like everyone else will be in this match. See Conner, your dream of becoming a successful wrestler in the APW is highly doubtful. Also im the dream catcher, so you dream has been postponed. So why dont you just sit back and watch the real talent at work.
Same goes for you Mitch Miles. Im sure you have big dreams in this business also. But this isnt like messing around with kangaroos. You have much more to look forward to. So mate, are you really ready for this match? I think that your not ready for nothing. I think that you are scared shitless with this being such a big match and its your APW debut. When im done with you, you will be the one that will be whining, wanting to go back home. Im going to show you what the Bad Boy has to offer. Also im wondering why you call yourself a Messiah. You are nothing but a young punk that comes from a different part of the world, wanting to take over and make a name for yourself. So Mitch, dont be mad when i tear your dreams apart and send your ass back down under where you belong.
.:Eric Jackson:.
Takes it easy Shane, these guys have to start somewhere.
Eric smiles.
.:Shane Borderland:.
Yea, well its the wrong time for them. They just need to stay in the dark with the rest of the wanna be’s. Speaking of dark, it brings me to my next opponent, Dante. Listen you little emo bastard. you are just about worthless as tits on a nun and balls on a preacher. I mean seriously, who considers themselves emo anymore? I see you got the black eyeliner and probably black nails. Hell i wish my grass was emo too, so it would cut itself. My point is, you dont belong in this match at all. You belong in a insane asylum. Thinking shit like that is not good for anyone. So do me a favor, leave the cutting utensils at the house for this match. Just bring your A game kid, so i can show you who the best really is. Just please forget the make up too, creeps me out for guys to wear that shit.
Speaking of make up, brings me to Carmen and Dita. Well i see that Carmen and myself are both from San Diego. So we got that in common, i just hate seeing someone from San Diego go down like you will. See i represent my people the best i can, but when they are put up against me. Well, i just see them as another victim. So Carmen just be ready for this match and put up a decent fight, because i dont want people thinking badly of my hometown. The thing is i dont see why anyone puts a woman in a mans shoes. Dont get me wrong, women are violent bitches. They can hold their own and do wonders, but i think the women just need to fight their own kind. So all i got to say is good luck Carmen, try and make San Diego proud. But know this, you will always finish behind San Diego’s greatest, me.
Next im going to have to go to the next woman in line, Dita Morgan. A cute little thing you are. So they call you the Wild Child huh? Is it because you are wild and fear doesnt affect you? Or is it because you are a slut and will do anything in the bedroom? Who knows, but i guess we will see just how wild you really are when you step into the ring with all of this testosterone. You and Carmen, i really do feel sorry for. In a match with all of these men, luckily you girls dont get rapped. Dont get the wrong impression, because i dont want nothing to do with you whores, all i want to do is make my mark and show APW who is the real superstar.
.:Eric Jackson:.
You know, i have been wandering what you also think about Bacon.
.:Shane Borderland:.
Dont get me started. I would never tell anyone that my nickname was Bacon. Maybe thats why he was an orphan. Or it could be he was the ugliest kid anyone has ever seen. Thats where the mask comes from i bet. So Bacon, you will be just another body count for me, may think you have this match in the palm of your hand. Well do me a favor and lose the mask, this isnt Halloween. Im going to show you how a real superstar is born. Better yet, i will just bring some eggs and toast and i will have a Bacon, egg, and cheese sandwich after im done with you. Just remember Bacon, i didnt come back to be a joke. I will be on the list that you wish you were.
With that being said, Goodburn. What a name. So Kyle, really much of nothing. I havent heard one thing about you since i come back? Whats up with that? Are you too scared of showing your face around here? Or are you hiding behind your dad, you know since he tries to warn all of your opponents about you like you are some god. Well put on you big boy shoes for once and step up and take the beating that you will be getting come Meltdown. Thats all i have to say about you.
Now Young Mannie, theres a joke for you. A pothead with high dreams. Get it? Anyways, you already failed with me once when me and Kash whipped your ass and took those precious title away from you. So i guess you might want a little revenge huh? Not going to happen Mannie. Just do us all a favor and go home and never return to the APW again. You are a joke to the APW and the only reason you held one of those tag team belts was because there was no major talent with tag teams. So your ass will just get beat once again by the hands of the Bad Boy.
.:Eric Jackson:.
Finally the part i wanted to hear.
.:Shane Borderland:.
The next guy i thought would be a great opponent, but the more he ran his mouth made me sick. Stryker, with you being top notch and all, why are you still bitching about being on Meltdown? What you think you are something? You are nothing but white trash that bitches about every little single detail that happens against you. You bitch more than a woman does, so lets make that three women in this match. But i do appreciate you sucking up to me though. Saying how good i was and all, but thats not going to save you from the ass kicking that your bitch ass deserves. You will see why you are still on the Meltdown show. Not because you will lose this match against me, no not at all. Its because you are ungrateful with what you have. See before you was a security guard, making what minimum wage? Then MMA, a good way to make a leaving, if your good. Somehow i just dont see you being a fighter like that. Now your in APW, making some big bucks and getting recognized. But still you seem to bitch and complain. Well after this Monday night on Meltdown. I will give you one more reason to bitch about. I am going to humiliate you in front of everyone so that you can bitch about something besides taking another ass whipping. For talking so good about me, hears some good for you. Good luck chump.
Now for the last, Shadow. The big man of the scene, one hell of a fierce opponent. A Texan too, where most of todays talent comes from. Well Shadow, i have noticed that you have also taken out the same Hall of Famer i did. Congrats on a easy win. This match will be a little more tricky though. Not only because the whole damn Meltdown roster is in the ring, but because you finally get to face me. I have seen your work, impressive. You are one fine athlete, but do you have what it takes to beat me? I think not. See the last three matches i have come out victorious and i dont plan on leaving until i made it four in a role. See i still have something to prove to everyone here. I can make it on my own and i will be a solo champion. So with that being said, i hope your well rested up for this match, because i am going to go all out and WIDE FUCKIN’ OPEN on all you worthless pieces of shit and show APW who the cream of the crop really is.
After that being said, Eric reaches out a high five and Shane slaps his hand and leans back on the couch and closes his eyes.
Fades...