Post by Lord Raab on Jul 16, 2012 18:50:16 GMT -4
Going back to the beginning of his wrestling career. Cologne, Germany. Tuesday 10th July.
Stefan was thinking so much about the first wrestling match he had back in April where he was facing against a champion called Vantage in WEW and he lacked a lot of experience back in those days and now he had completely changed as he didn't really feel any confidence for this title match he had against Evan Envi at all as he knew this was make or break for him. Stefan knew that back then he completely fucked up with the match but now he knows where he went wrong and that was going into the match way too early with less training and less experience but that was also at the time where he didn't have to go for the championship title shot like he does on Monday night against Evan Envi.
He was watching his match against Vantage on the DVD as he was wrestling in the Retribution PPV back in Paris in the capital city of France. He knew where he went wrong and that was being really cocky thinking that he had the match in the bag when he underestimated his opponent which was why he lost the match against Vantage. He wasn't expecting to get a title shot this early and it made him think it didn't matter if he didn't get drafted to Asylum or Overdrive because he had the best thing that ever came into his life and that was going for the North American title. No one could have imagined Stefan having the less amount of wins on Meltdown getting a title shot against Evan Envi.
He was sitting on the sofa watching that match over and over again until suddenly he realized that it was almost in the same sort of situation except for two things. One was that the match between Evan and him was not at a PPV and was on the regular Meltdown show and two he was going for Evan's title compared to that first match he didn't go for Vantage's title.
Stefan Raab: You see back then I was a real bad wrestler and now I feel that I am the best wrestler there is in the world yes I say in the world because unlike some people around APW. I wrestle in two other places but I am not going to talk about that am I now because it would be a waste of time. That opponent I was facing got lucky but this time I am putting everything I learnt into this upcoming title match. Got some school kids to teach tomorrow afternoon.
Stefan was indeed going back to school but to teach people how to learn things properly and be smart about things as he clearly thought that Evan was a complete dick and how stupid he was as he was feeling real nervous about the match as he had never experienced a title shot before in his life. The only time he had come close on seeing a title was seeing both Vantage and this female boxer called Regina Halmich holding titles in front of his face as he then went straight to bed and get some sleep before teaching a class full of students on this Evan Envi guy and about how much America sucks as a whole on the country.
Back in school. Cologne, Germany. Wednesday 11th July.
It was time for Stefan to teach a bunch of kids at school as it was in the afternoon and he was in a classroom full of aged fifteen to sixteen year old boys and girls but he really had to cut down on the swearing as he can do a lot of it when he wants to but he wasn't allowed to swear because that was in the school rules but he was going to talk a bit about America mainly just being nasty about it without swearing at all which he plans to do a lot of on Sunday. It was like an English Geography lesson that he was going to teach on these students and heck he was going to draw on a whiteboard a picture of Evan Envi and stuck a picture of the American map on the board with sellotape
Stefan was going to teach these German kids all about the country he hates and the fact with his opponent on Evan Envi as well rather than talking by himself about his opponent and he might just involve his other opponent a thing or two as well since it was official that he was getting his rematch against Angelica on Sunday in a steel cage match but his main focus right now was on Evan and the title that Evan has got the North American title as much as Stefan hates the world America.
Stefan Raab: OK Class. My name is Stefan Raab you can all call me Mr Raab for short. Today we are going to talk about a man who thinks he can walk around being champion is a good thing especially being on that other show in wrestling called Overdrive and the guy name is Evan Envi and going to teach you a thing or two about a sad country called America.
Harry (School kid): Mr Raab. Doesn't he look like a kid that should be in school right now?
Stefan smirked at him knowing he was completely right in more ways than one as he actually clapped him for being correct that Evan should be at school studying how to be good at wrestling rather than sucking up to Johnny Diamond and now President Jeff every week as he begins to speak.
Stefan Raab: Funny enough you are right that Evan should be at school right now but his parents are stupid because that's how delusional this idiot is. Now we are going to talk about America. Trust me none of you kids want to go there because it stinks of crap and let's face it a lot of these loser wrestlers come from there and they make wrestling a joke along with everything else. We Germans we make wrestling an art compared to the Americans.
A kid put his hand up and Stefan lets the kid talk as he was starting to talk about the country while he was pointing with something's on the board about Evan and the country as a whole
Jake (a school kid): I heard about this Evan guy before and got to admit that he seems to be a bit of a dick to put it in other words Mr Raab.
Stefan Raab: He is a big one at that and a very arrogant kid that hasn't had a loss yet but sooner rather than later he will realize just how weak he is along with the rest of the Americans and including that other female wrestler I am facing as well on Sunday. They are both almost alike with both mouths and breaking records but once they lose the titles no one is going to care about them anymore but Evan he's at least had some wins since I started wrestling but sadly for him it's going to end. You see this place here called Baltimore, Maryland?
Stefan points it out on the big large map that he had stuck on the whiteboard and he sees the kids nodding their heads and they were actually writing the stuff that Stefan was saying down on their notebooks they have since it was almost end of school term and might be handy for future use like when they actually go to America and go to Evan's hometown and he just smiled like he didn't really care.
Stefan Raab: That's where that ugly crap Evan Envi was born and he's good at bitching about on how he claims to be the better wrestler than anyone else on the roster when simply he hasn't gone up against the likes of me yet. He hasn't even faced a German wrestler either. He is just a sad man and heck include that slutty bitch sister of his called Sienna Harrison to the mix as well. Let's continue talking about America now they have the most overweighted people in the world and none of the Americans do actually excise everyday.
Stefan continues teaching the class throughout the whole day as they just sat and listened to him while he was talking crap about him all day long as he had other things to do the next few days on hyping his match with Evan Envi up in Germany since he was the first ever big star in the country to get a title shot and he kept pointing out facts on him looking like more of a school kid than actually being a wrestler and Stefan clearly was the oldest person in the ring out of the two as once the bell rang at three PM. Stefan finished up the class as they all went home while Stefan had things to plan before the big day on Monday night.
North American championship coming to Germany. Up in Space. Saturday 14th July.
Stefan decided to go up in space for today because he felt like he was on top of the world of everyone and it was something he wanted to do as well since he got what he wanted a chance to go for the North American title but there was a problem with that and that was Stefan being as passionate as anything he wanted to change that title name and of course he wants nothing to do with the name associated with America or anything to do with it since Stefan hated the country so much. He wasn't going up to space in a rocket. He was going to space via a taxi which was in a very famous German film called Traumschiff Surprise Periode One and heck he even sang a song called Space Taxi which was a big hit in Germany.
He was just simply going to go up in space when the countdown started from 10 and then as soon as 1 hits he took off and went into space. Stefan had been feeling nervous all week since the match was announced and he had to free himself so his opponent doesn't know that he had been nervous throughout the whole week. He never had a chance for a title shot before so it was all a new learning experience for Stefan and that will gain him a lot of it. It was good that people could see Stefan being a big time wrestler someday as this whole time he has been in APW it's been almost like a try out to see if he could cut it and it came clear to him that he could.
He was driving around in the space taxi which was the same colour as the taxi's that are used in America yellow but he could fight with the other podracers in space but he decided today he wasn't going to do that as he just flies around in space and he begins to speak.
Stefan Raab: Well well little bitch boy Evan Envi. It all comes down to us doesn't it with you holding that pressures North American title oh wait the German title it will be changed to when I defeat you. You have such a big mouth don't you little boy? You know where people like you should go? In school to study how much of a bitch you are. Don't get me wrong Evan you have done well on holding that title you got but you're time as champion is up. Time for me to take that spot away from you like everyone else on Meltdown has failed to do. Yes I realize that not many Germans have succeeded in wrestling but that's where I come in to prove people that I will be the one doing that.
Of course Stefan had his cousin involved in wrestling as well but that was for some wrestling competition as just flew around like crazy just having a little bit of fun wearing an astronaut outfit that he was told to wear before going off to space and he actually does plan to stand on the moon and already he has the title made of the German championship from a shop in Cologne where he got all of his trophies made but this was a championship belt and he had it with him to show people that was what he would want it to look like almost the same as the North American one but with the German flag on it.
Clearly Stefan was being quite selfish with the whole title name change thing but when wasn't he because he was always selfish with everything else and of course every non American doesn't want to be known as the North American champion that was why he wanted it changed. He would feel disgusted with himself and that was what he was thinking about right now just the thought of him being announced the North American champion just wouldn't do him at all.
Stefan Raab: I got to be honest that I would take an offence to when I get announced to be the new North American Champion because I am not from North America so it clearly doesn't make sense so that is why I already got it sorted on having it changed to the German title. Do you see this Evan? That will be the title that people are going to be seeing when I defeat you in that ring tomorrow night not the stupid North American title you currently hold. In fact I am going to get Johnny Diamond to hand me over that belt and you can keep your stupid title because I don't want to be disgraced by my own country and being a hypocrite on actually being happy and proud to be a North American champion.
Stefan wasn't really going to talk more about that as he wanted to move onto talking about his opponent Evan and Stefan just laughed at his last name on Evan's name on being envious meaning in other words jealous? Stefan wasn't jealous of him not even close as he lands the space taxi on the moon and walks until he was right on the middle of the moon and then continues to speak as there was other astronauts there but he didn't really take that much attention with them as he really thought why he was doing this match and it was for Fizz and his son he was going to win the match for.
Stefan Raab: What do you think I am jealous of you Evan? Oh no not even close of being one. If anything you are envious of me since well I have done more things in my career than you have with your wrestling career already and I plan on making more history once I will defeat you in the middle of that ring tomorrow night and winning the German championship. I know what I have learnt from that night on making a mistake on being cocky in the ring which I will not do tomorrow night.
Stefan paused for a second as he thought why not to sit on the moon in the middle of it as he was holding this German title that he made himself. He really didn't like Evan at all as he thinks he was an arrogant piece of shit. Heck he doesn't even realize the shit he had been saying about Evan because Stefan was full of confidence. He wasn't going to get arrogant or being cocky since that's what cost him the last time he faced a champion wrestler.
Stefan Raab: You thought Yarmouth was a monster when you faced him? Oh no he's a weak monster you see because I scare the fuck out of people and frighten them just like I did last week with the spiders. The big eyed spider I showed people I was meant to say about you as well since you do have a plastic surgery gob that never shuts up about how great you are as a champion. You should've been stripped of it when you was drafted to Overdrive but no Johnny Diamond a stupid idiotic GM decides to try to strip me of a title shot against you. I plan to take the trash out and that being you Evan and taking your sister out of our lives too. I seen a picture of your sister and I must say she is the most ugliest creature walking on this earth.
Stefan just didn't care as he wasn't done talking just yet as he got up from the moon and then he went back into the space taxi and done lots of backflips and going round in circles just playing about in space having lots of fun and not fighting against the podracers that were flying around him because he plans to do that another day and there was a lot of talk about last week's match as Stefan continues to speak about that.
Stefan Raab: Oh some wrestlers like to talk on how much of a chicken I was on backing out of the match last week and how I was a coward. That my friends is what you call a smart plan and Michael wanted to face Shadow half of the time anyway so why should I risk getting pinned when these two hacks were beating the fuck out of each other half of the time. I am no coward at all if I was do you think I would be wrestling against them? No because I am the dam smartest wrestler in Meltdown history and Evan's winning streak will come to an end on Monday night. Evan you Fear The Killerplauze and Your Gonna Get Raabinated when I pin you on the mat for the three count and I win the German Championship over you.
Stefan then went back down to America via a space taxi before realizing that he could have a chance of winning the match up on Monday night on Meltdown the biggest match of his life and hopefully he can win that German Championship title from Evan more known as the North American title as he then makes his own way to New Mexico to take part in this match against Evan.
