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Post by Michael Callahan on Aug 22, 2012 14:16:04 GMT -4
The ninth team to join the official APW Fantasy Football League if The Washington Senators, known to rivals as "The Pro Life Buttmonkeys".
Coach Callahan, a total novice who's only real knowledge of athletics is the bicep curls he does when munching a bagel said to ESPN News "I'm a fat sack of shit and I know nothing about American Football. It'll be a miracle if we end up anywhere but dead last. Calgary Flames are an NFL team, right?"
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Post by Mark Mania on Aug 22, 2012 15:41:25 GMT -4
Ladies and gentlemen, we have a ten team league. Now, how much are we betting $50 a person? $100? I'm up for anything.
Oh, how about if T-Marv wins the Undisputed Title, he can put that up for a wager and whoever wins the league gets the title. Brilliant! Jeff will love it.
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Post by T-Marv on Aug 29, 2012 9:24:50 GMT -4
The Draft Order has been Randomized! Here it is.
1. Pro Life ButtMonkeys
2. HE HATE ME
3. Sharp as a Blade
4. Bubble Pop
5. Showtime Express
6. Mania Enterprises
7. You say goodbye, I say Helu
8. Team BLACK OUT
9. Rebel's Redskins
10. Terry Tate's Office Linebackers.
Good luck Fellas.
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Post by Mark Mania on Aug 29, 2012 9:33:41 GMT -4
Fuck, I've had 6 in like every fucking draft I've been in.
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Post by Michael Callahan on Aug 29, 2012 9:35:10 GMT -4
Epic! Number 1!
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Post by T-Marv on Aug 29, 2012 9:39:02 GMT -4
With the first selection of the 2012 Draft, Callahan selects...... Callahan: WAIT WAIT WAIT! Since I have this chance and a captive audience. I would like to make a long boring political speech about the dangers of professional football..... BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH I select Jerry Rice of the San Fransico 49ers |
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Post by Johnny Rebel on Aug 29, 2012 9:50:51 GMT -4
I like #9, especially in a snake draft, however, I do not appreciate listening to a Callahan monologue at #1.  |
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Post by Blade on Aug 29, 2012 11:05:16 GMT -4
its ok, its only 1:30 max
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Post by Metrodamus on Sept 1, 2012 0:09:20 GMT -4
I'm more than willing to trade #4 - don't necessarily need a 1st rounder in return.
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Post by T-Marv on Sept 1, 2012 14:09:48 GMT -4
HUGE REMINDER!
The Draft is tomorrow at 2pm Eastern Time!
I hope you can make it, but if you cannot... please set your pre draft settings.
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Post by T-Marv on Sept 1, 2012 14:10:22 GMT -4
I'm more than willing to trade #4 - don't necessarily need a 1st rounder in return. What would you be looking for in return? #INterested |
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Post by Metrodamus on Sept 2, 2012 0:25:34 GMT -4
One trade down. I will now put out an offer of my 4th and 11th for 6th and 7th.
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Post by Your JESUS on Sept 2, 2012 1:30:15 GMT -4
Trading picks...hmmm!!!
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Post by Blade on Sept 2, 2012 6:29:04 GMT -4
I though the draft order was the draft order? Didnt realise you could trade round picks?
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Post by T-Marv on Sept 2, 2012 8:55:16 GMT -4
I announced on the site that trading picks was allowed.
I guess I should have been MUCH more clear. i apologize for the confusion. It's all on me.
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Post by The Soul Of Philly on Sept 2, 2012 9:26:40 GMT -4
I got work tonite until ten...
BUT
Its my last day at the grocery store so I'm just gonna leave around 730ish So I should be on hopefully by the time my pick comes around.
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Post by T-Marv on Sept 2, 2012 9:28:38 GMT -4
The draft starts at 2pm TJ....
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Post by The Soul Of Philly on Sept 2, 2012 9:31:58 GMT -4
fuck me, I thought it was later.
Setting draft board now.
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Post by T-Marv on Sept 2, 2012 9:40:25 GMT -4
Sorry guys. I had made a post a little while ago asking if anyone wanted me to change the draft date. Other than Blade saying it was okay if we did it later....nobody seemed to have a problem. That being said, for those making the draft, I will have a fully stocked fridge of Beer and Pop, snacks, and a fine selection of spirits.  |
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Post by Metrodamus on Sept 2, 2012 10:59:21 GMT -4
That being said, for those making the draft, I will have a fully stocked fridge of Beer and Pop, snacks, and a fine selection of spirits. Sounds good. Also sounds like I'm getting Terry Bradshaw in the middle rounds and Gary Cahill as my kicker. We miss you at Bolton boss. |
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Post by Metrodamus on Sept 2, 2012 13:51:03 GMT -4
10 Minutes.
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J-Hop
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Jair Hopkins the kinda dude that...
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Post by J-Hop on Sept 2, 2012 15:30:56 GMT -4
*Ash Ketchum victory pose*
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Post by The Soul Of Philly on Sept 2, 2012 15:53:41 GMT -4
Who I got so far?
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Post by J-Hop on Sept 2, 2012 16:35:39 GMT -4
 That's you, sir! |
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Post by The Soul Of Philly on Sept 2, 2012 17:49:45 GMT -4
If I dont win, I'll cry
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Post by Mark Mania on Sept 2, 2012 17:52:36 GMT -4
Even though I wasn't at the draft I'm psyched about my team.
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Post by The Soul Of Philly on Sept 2, 2012 20:32:58 GMT -4
Tootsie Sproles or When it Rains, It Gores
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Post by Mark Mania on Sept 5, 2012 10:34:38 GMT -4
You fools ready for the season to start tonight and for you all to get rocked by Mania Enterprises?
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Post by T-Marv on Sept 5, 2012 15:49:50 GMT -4
I'm Excited!
Everyone should be excited....cept for AC Smith who's about to take a ride on the PAIN TRAIN known as the Showtime Express.
WOOOOOO WOOOOOO
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Post by Your JESUS on Sept 5, 2012 17:06:03 GMT -4
Fuck Show time...strictly Skinamax!!!
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