Exploding Candy

[Lord Raab]

Meeting up with Stefan's sister. Cologne, Germany. Tuesday 28th August.

It was time for Stefan to meet up with his sister as he hadn't seen her for a long time and already the nerves started to kick into Stefan as he had never had the chance to go for a tag team title shot before and Fizz couldn't travel with him because it was getting to a point where she can't go on a plane any more seeing that how heavily pregnant she is right now. Stefan wanted to see his sister on his own anyway as she had a few run in's with the parents as well as she even thought they were stupid.

Stefan knows that he couldn't fuck this meeting with his sister up as he would lose his whole family as a whole but his sister was like the nicest one out of the whole lot in Stefan's family and it was something they had to do was meet each other again. They were sitting down on the sofa while Stefan was at his sister's house and she begins to speak.

Renate Raab (Stefan's sister): Been a long time hey Stefan? I know what shit went down with our parents when you met them and I got to say they are the biggest douches I ever met in my life.

All Stefan was thinking about was the upcoming wrestling match that he has got with Yarmouth as his tag team partner against M&M team that combined of Logan Alexander and Aubrey J. Parker that were in the match along with being his last ever match on the Meltdown brand. His head was kind of in a mess right now dealing with Michael Lively, Assassin and Young Mennie causing Stefan problems and his depression had hit him a lot yet again as he begins to speak.

Stefan Raab: Yes it certainly has been a long while since we last saw each other. Yeah our parents are stupid assholes that think that they can say what they want especially when our dad told me that my future son is a bastard child. How dear he say something like that about our kid that's not even born yet.

Renate Raab: That's typical Jens for you Stefan that he doesn't seem to care about us any more. He's an asshole. I hear that you are a full time wrestler now right?

Stefan Raab: Yes I am Renate wrestling in two companies at the moment along with training at the StarrDome training facility everyday except Saturdays and Mondays due to matches I have on those days but now with the recent drafting that I can finally start wrestling on this Monday night Starrdom show because wrestling on Meltdown has really prevented me from doing that due to the contract problems that I been having problems with but now I got it sorted thanks to the recent draft.

Renate does kind of see the new career change that Stefan had made as he had lost quite a lot of weight and gained quite a lot of muscle mass as well as he was a big wrestler that was almost a killer in the ring and he was getting so much better as well as he only had a little time to talk with his sister as there was a lot of things Stefan had to prepare for including talking about the match and sort of his enemies as well. She knew that they couldn't talk for long because Stefan had to be in Canada by Sunday for his last match on Meltdown

Renate Raab: Wow. I only found out about this the other day from our mother when she told me on the phone that you are wrestling full time now. I know you are nervous and I know nothing about the wrestling business but just try your best. There's nothing worse than not trying and quitting out of the sport. You and your tag team partner Yarmouth have got this match in the bag even with the lack of wrestling experience you have but Yarmouth has plenty of it and I have full on confidence in you to win the tag team titles against Noble Hart when the time comes.

Stefan Raab: Of course and being on the Asylum brand means I have to push myself a lot harder to compete against my first opponents of Johnny Sykes and Jair Hopkins as I did impress the Asylum general manager called Reginald Schmidt at the weekend even if it was a tag match. I got to go as I got to prepare myself for this match on Monday against those sweets team of M&M. Love you Renate.

Renate Raab: I love you too Stefan. Good luck out there on Sunday. If you need any advice about anything you come to me as you are like a father I never had.

Stefan Raab: Of course I will sis seeing that you are the only member of my family that I have left that I can come and talk to about anything.

They hug and kiss each other as family members they were as Stefan left Renate's house and gets on the plane to make his way towards California where he can go and train most of the week before making his own way to Canada where he was making his last scheduled appearance for the Meltdown brand before moving up to the Asylum brand. It was about time for Stefan to move on from there as he had been wrestling there for far too long and he was already a big name in a different wrestling company and he needed to do it in APW right now which means not screwing anything up.

Dressing up as M&M sweets. Vancouver, Canada. Sunday 2nd September.

It was time for Stefan and his friend Ross Anthony to get a little bit of fun into them was they were dressed up as one of the M&M sweets that clearly was going to take the piss out of the tag team that they really are if that is such a thing as them as Stefan clearly thought it was funny and Ross just decided to join in just for the fun of it. Stefan was dressed as a red M&M sweet while Ross was a yellow one. From the word go. Stefan already thought this team were a complete joke as they were standing on the bridge and a lot of people were looking at them as if to say why they were dressed like sweets. Ross was wondering why he was dressed an M&M sweet as he talks to Stefan about that.

Ross Anthony: Stefan. May I ask why in the blue hell we are dressed like chocolate sweets?

Stefan Raab: Because me and my tag team partner Yarmouth are facing the biggest bunch of jokes that can walk on this earth M&M. Like seriously how uncreative is that for a tag team name that already clearly people are going to think of M&M sweets aren't they?

Ross Anthony: Oh shit yeah. Clearly didn't think about that.

They were just talking from the bridge as they didn't really have anything else better to do other than for Stefan to talk about this joke team that clearly he thought they all were a bunch of idiots that just talk and no action although a lot of people have said that about Stefan but at least he was an established star and earned his shot to the top of the ladder likewise with Yarmouth as well unlike this team. Stefan had heard them talk shit on the Pay Per View on how they were going to be a good tag team.

Stefan had no idea what to talk about with this tag team other than that they were named after a bag of sweets you can get in a candy shop and he was just mucking around with his best friend that he knew from all the years of entertaining people in the past and he has to speak about the match he was going to have with this M&M team.

Stefan Raab: Oh look a team that is name after a bag of sweets. What a fucking joke you are like seriously who names a team after the sweets called M&M's hey? They are easily crushable you know. Oh what am I saying you lot are new to APW that are just talk and no action. At least me and Yarmouth prove that we are all about action unlike you guys. No one should ever come on the PPV and make a name for themselves without people noticing first. That's fucking stupid because you both made yourselves dumber than ever seeing that everyone in the arena were chanting who are you to you both and other wrestlers in APW as well. You need to be taught a lesson and how I am actually glad that you are mine and Yarmouth's first and last opponents as a tag team on Meltdown.

Fucking hell you guys could really eat some of these sweets right about now although that they taste disgusting but you both do actually look like one of those red and yellow sweets I have in my hand and both of your brains are like peanut and don't you think I know that you are Canadian already? God Canadians are fucking stupid hence why the Blame Canada song really does exist seeing that you already make your country a disgrace. These sweets I am eating I got to say are disgusting just like you lot are disgusting as a team just to think you both can take us on along with the rest of the tag team division. Try making yourselves known in APW in future before appearing on a PPV event.

Ross Anthony: My god that team sounds stupid Stefan.

Stefan Raab: Yes so very stupid Ross.

Just for the fun of it. Stefan put like some exploding powder in the M&M sweets as that was sending a direct message to them on them thinking that they are the next thing to come out of the tag team division when no one hardly knows them yet and he knows that there was one female wrestler in the match going under the name by Aubrey J. Parker coming from America. Stefan had to think a lot on what he said earlier as he thought both wrestlers were Canadians when he just figured out that someone on the team was American.

Stefan was thinking a lot about this team being in some sort of a relationship as well as it was a man and woman team teaming up and it made a lot of sense that they would come up with a dam ass name like the one they currently got right now. Ross was throwing some M&M sweets in people's cars to give them away and Stefan hands more to Ross as it was just a free giveaway for everyone to have a sample of the sweets.

Ross Anthony: The sooner we can get rid of those sweets the better you can get rid of that fixed team along with Yarmouth tomorrow night.

Stefan Raab: Dam right you said it. Candy Explosion attacks retarded Canada country.

Stefan threw one on the floor and it went all over his face but was having a sick smile to his face and Ross was laughing on how much it went everywhere on Stefan and then Ross threw another M&M sweet on the floor and then it exploded all over the floor like there was like a big bang on the bridge that they were at. It was almost like a bomb but it was by candy and Stefan was like happy that the candy exploded all over the pavement. It was getting colder as Stefan and Anthony decided it was time to move away from the bridge and just stand around in the shopping centre. It was a long walk as Stefan continued to speak about the match.

Stefan Raab: I go and talk about you both one by one like I usually do starting with Aubrey J Parker. Tell me Aubrey what your name in J stands for? Oh I know what that means a jerk that's what you are. I love how you state the fact that there isn't enough tag teams in wrestling when I know there is a few out there just not in APW that's all. We formed a team even before you even joined the company. Are you going to be another one of those girls that ends up sleeping with every man in the APW locker rooms? I wouldn't be surprised being the stupid idiotic American that you are or you seem to be. Oh no you won't be sleeping with other people because you got Logan as your boyfriend.

Speaking of him your boyfriend has a big mouth as well only worse you said that you have accomplished things in single's competition? Tell me one thing Logan that you have won in wrestling? Yeah I thought as much nothing because when you step into APW my friend. That is irrelevant stupid Canadian. I might just sing that blame Canada song seeing that you seem to blame yourself. Wait a minute you said you are only in APW to get the tag team titles? God you don't sound like a wrestler material at all especially when you have yet to prove to the APW company that you are deserving of even getting a title shot. At least me and Yarmouth have done that unlike you Logan you piece of big mouth shit.

Stefan had a lot more to say about his opponents seeing that he knows that they love to talk a lot of trash as more people seemed to be quite interested in the uniforms that both Stefan and Ross were wearing especially more on Stefan who they know is wrestling tomorrow night. Stefan couldn't wait to get out of the Meltdown brand as it had meant for him to not even see or interact with Michael Lively any more who had been bothering him for months non stop but at least for one thing that Stefan had defeated him. He was enjoying being surrounded by little kids but he thought that they were more interested in him because of Stefan being a full time wrestler.

He had done more candy explosion onto the floor in the shopping centre with the M&M sweet broke on the floor as Stefan started to stamp it with his foot imagining himself crushing the tag team that he was going to be facing in the ring tomorrow night.

Stefan Raab: This team is a relationship team and already I can see that being a complete fuck up because you know that most relationships end when they wrestle together especially in a tag team situation. You both won't last long in the ring with me and Yarmouth at all. In fact you both would be pretty dam glad that you both will be set an good example by me and Yarmouth just how tough APW wrestling really is. You see this sweet down here Logan and Aubrey? That's going to be both of you tomorrow night because your skulls are clearly brain fucking washed and I am dressed like one of those sweets because you lot made me be like this. It's childish to think that you are named after a bag of sweets.

Chaos is going to be spread around the ring indeed Logan but sorry you are not taking our winning tag team title spots away from us because we earned it unlike you wannabes want to be like us. The European Invasion doesn't like Americans or Canadians for that matter because Americans and sort of Canadians have wrestling as for entertainment purposes rather than for the sport. That's something we have an advantage of in this match that we are proper wrestlers although I am in a wrestling school in California at the moment. That doesn't mean to say that I haven't got experience because I have a lot more now than when I started.

We will make sure to show you what European wrestling style is really like you both will witness in the ring because we are better than you and clearly because we been in APW for a long time. We have an advantage of winning over you both new rookie wrestlers that you both are. You got one more week of holding those titles Noble Hart until they will belong to me and Yarmouth and oh yes expect to see us on the Overdrive show on Thursday night because we won't give up until we get what we want and earned. A shot for the tag team titles until we have dealt with this sweets tag team first. I will show you both the true meaning of my nickname of The Killerplauze means I completely destroy people in the ring and I will do that tomorrow night. Prepare to be Raabinated by The Europeans.

Stefan and Anthony were done giving free sweets away as the carried on with the exploding candy that they were doing all of this time that Stefan had been talking about the match as they then went back to their hotel rooms for Ross to get some sleep while for Stefan to go and train in the gym for the rest of the day until it was closing hours in the gym hotel and heads himself off to sleep.

TAGS; M&M (AKA Aubrey J. Parker and Logan Alexander)
WORDS; 2996 without coding and 3260 with coding
OUTFIT; Normal clothes in the first scene and a M&M red sweet uniform in the second scene
NOTES; Good luck guys. It's an honour that you are mine and Yarmouth's first and last opponents as a tag team on Meltdown. Wish you both all the best for success.
CREDITS; FlawlessGFX Exclusive for STEFAN RAAB
LYRICS; “Cannibal” by Static-X