Post by The Smooth One on Oct 14, 2012 10:07:39 GMT -4
…..sitting In my penthouse suite at the Hyatt in Downtown Chi-town..about to get breakfast
(Dailing)
Hello…Room Service:
Yes, this is Mr. Williams in the penthouse suite..I’d like to order the steel cut oatmeal and two hard boiled eggs please…ohh and some toast ..Whole wheat.
Room Service Attendant: Would you like and coffee, tea or juice sir:
No, thank you I’ll just drink water…unless you have some protein shakes down there?
Service Attendant: No sir we do not, but the concierge maybe able to help you.
Thank you sir, but that is not necessary…
Room Service Attendant You food should be up shortly sir.
Thank you kindly!
Ahh!! Room service one of life’s small pleasures…
I love this city…the skyline....the architecture, House of Blues, Magnificent Mile..Wrigley, Soldier field, The Navy Pier, the Du Sable Museum. One of the funniest cats to every pick up a mic Bernie Mac (R.I.P) That big assed silver jelly bean thing in Millennium Park..! A city with a rich history…Chi-town my kind of city, but I digress.
My team and I have a huge opportunity this Monday on MELTDOWN…I get to tag with my man 420 and his cutie pie Shanell MAIN EVENT style!! The Smooth one; right where he belongs bright lights..big city…doing what I do best (well there are other things I am better at but that is for another time). I am a little despondent after not getting the pin last Monday, but I was pleased with my overall performance. I had to cancel Razor’s spa appointment and arranged for him to see my chiropractor, but he didn’t show up for that either. The Fin Fin did a good job picking up the win in his return to the mat, but I feel there is a thunder storm coming his way..one of the chocolate variety.
I was watching show tape from past Meltdowns just sizing up the competition and I must say that we have our hands full. Seriously, this is probably the most experienced group of individuals on the Meltdown roster. There people out there going “how in the hell did they get this shot?” Well, let’s see..Mannie has been putting blunt butts out on people’s heads for the last few weeks and is blazing hot…literally and figuratively!! Shanell is on fire too and aligning herself with the 4-2-0 only makes her more dangerous. She super athletic, super quick..but demure and dainty…she’ll lull you to sleep with her good looks and petite frame and next thing you know she’ll have her legs around your neck and it won’t be for pleasure purposes!!! Her presence has had a positive effect on Young Mannie and vice versa…she is helping him focus and has given him another reason to be successful at his craft. I am the X-Factor…The Smooth ONE…there is not a lot of tape on me. You got a small sample size last week when I was taking care of business, but I made a small mistake and caught a spear for my lapse in concentration. Well this time I have two of Meltdowns finest watching my back and if we can function like and team, remain focused and not be overwhelmed by being in the ring with the best of the Melt…we can win this match.
Enough about us…let’s look at who we are facing! The tape doesn’t lie …Shadow – 6’11” – 299 pounds! Former singles champ..tag team champ. This dude is huge! You probably put a hurting on the Big and Tall shop!! You are not a wrestler..you are a power forward!! Oh wait you need to have some athleticism to play basketball…hmmmm “Weakness”!! Honestly he is a monster and if he gets his hands on any one of us, that’s it “it’s night night”! I like Shadow..a veteran…I can learn a lot from a champion like him. Shadow comes to fight every night and that is what we will expose..this is not a fight or brawl…on the mat you are vulnerable and that is where this young can and will capitalize.
Streets Wilson…this dude is scary 6’4 -288..Another former champ and he’s been picking it up and putting it down on people for a long time. I watched him punish Ryan Collins and then flick him out of the ring like a sack of Idaho potatoes..no disrespect to Idaho potatoes. Mr. Wilson is a unique combination of size, strength and martial arts ability. This guy reminds me of Toad from the Five Deadly Venoms! He’s got quivering palms? You might want to get that looked at ..LOL. Seriously, he’s got the Quart of Blood technique…he touches you and a quart of blood just flows out of your body! No seriously..he is talented and very dangerous, however just like the Toad …”WE WILL FIND YOUR WEAK SPOT” and we will not fail!
Now last but not least Michael Lively…I really like this guy…super talented..current champ..he is the best thing Meltdown has going right now..and anyone who has a 6’5 inch frothing man-beast at his beck and call gets my vote. (Note to self: on Tuesday have Ms. Jones call the frothing man beast store and order me one..hold the froth!) Truthfully, Mr. Lively…Mike can I call you Mike? is what makes Meltdown and APW great.
Now there are a few things about him that disturb me a little bit….He’s got a giant man-animal keeping him company…but hates women? I mean AJP doesn’t distract him? AJP distracts dead men?? (Note to Self: Send AJP some flowers and a “get well soon” card. Also, a little pink helmet to prevent future incidents) Back to Mike Mike, Can I call you Mike Mike?…he’s got some kind of “GOD” complex…now he’s “my Jesus”..I prefer the little infant baby Jesus..the chubby cheeked, gurgling, happy fat baby Jesus! So Monday I’ll expect him to come to the ring in the arms of Sabur wrapped in swaddling clothing…Hugo Boss swaddling clothing, but swaddling nonetheless. Now, Mr. Sabur…I am going to speak slowly…you ..*GRUNT* make sure you *GRUNT GRUNT* you secure little baby *snort Grunt snort* Jesus’s little baby nuts he’s been having trouble keeping them in his pampers. If you have any problems call Mr. Wilson and I am sure he and his “quivering palms” can help (Note to self: Call in a prescription for Mr. Wilson..he may have early onset Parkinson’s..you know what that’s not funny…I apologize…but he may need some cream or balm..there is no telling what else he is doing with that quivering palm?? Honestly, Mr. Lively is probably not even concerned with us…someone stole his belt, he’s got a huge title match at ONIH , Logan Alexander is trying to kill him and hell his teammates don’t even like him?? I don’t understand..everybody loves Jesus don’t they? Hey Mike you can overlook us if you like but you were like us ..itching for a chance trying to make a name…trying to reach the pinnacle of the sport…I hope you take us lightly…you’ll lose if you do so. Look forward to matching skill with you sir….it will be my pleasure. CHOCOLATE DROPS anyone??
Like I said earlier..we have the advantage in speed, quickness and athleticism and while we have never actually been a tag team we are a functioning unit capable of working together. We'll show the Meltdown fans and APW that we can handle push..the New Breed! You know..I was thinking that for some reason this match may not happen.. I mean Shadow and Streets Wilson may each just grab one of Mike Lively’s arms and pull him apart like a gingerbread man before the match and sit down for a nice late night snack. Isn't nice to have friends? BTW, My Dad is not washed up 60 yeae old action stars are making a come back!.Taken, Expendables, Indiana Jones…MY father just landed a role in the new Die Hard film…Die Hard, but try to stay alive , however if you insist on dying then you should use the “Quivering Palm” to do it…it’s a pleasurable death. Coming to a theater near you Feb 14th.
KNOCK KNOCK…Ahh ROOM SERVICE!!! I LOVE IT.
PEACE
(Dailing)
Hello…Room Service:
Yes, this is Mr. Williams in the penthouse suite..I’d like to order the steel cut oatmeal and two hard boiled eggs please…ohh and some toast ..Whole wheat.
Room Service Attendant: Would you like and coffee, tea or juice sir:
No, thank you I’ll just drink water…unless you have some protein shakes down there?
Service Attendant: No sir we do not, but the concierge maybe able to help you.
Thank you sir, but that is not necessary…
Room Service Attendant You food should be up shortly sir.
Thank you kindly!
Ahh!! Room service one of life’s small pleasures…
I love this city…the skyline....the architecture, House of Blues, Magnificent Mile..Wrigley, Soldier field, The Navy Pier, the Du Sable Museum. One of the funniest cats to every pick up a mic Bernie Mac (R.I.P) That big assed silver jelly bean thing in Millennium Park..! A city with a rich history…Chi-town my kind of city, but I digress.
My team and I have a huge opportunity this Monday on MELTDOWN…I get to tag with my man 420 and his cutie pie Shanell MAIN EVENT style!! The Smooth one; right where he belongs bright lights..big city…doing what I do best (well there are other things I am better at but that is for another time). I am a little despondent after not getting the pin last Monday, but I was pleased with my overall performance. I had to cancel Razor’s spa appointment and arranged for him to see my chiropractor, but he didn’t show up for that either. The Fin Fin did a good job picking up the win in his return to the mat, but I feel there is a thunder storm coming his way..one of the chocolate variety.
I was watching show tape from past Meltdowns just sizing up the competition and I must say that we have our hands full. Seriously, this is probably the most experienced group of individuals on the Meltdown roster. There people out there going “how in the hell did they get this shot?” Well, let’s see..Mannie has been putting blunt butts out on people’s heads for the last few weeks and is blazing hot…literally and figuratively!! Shanell is on fire too and aligning herself with the 4-2-0 only makes her more dangerous. She super athletic, super quick..but demure and dainty…she’ll lull you to sleep with her good looks and petite frame and next thing you know she’ll have her legs around your neck and it won’t be for pleasure purposes!!! Her presence has had a positive effect on Young Mannie and vice versa…she is helping him focus and has given him another reason to be successful at his craft. I am the X-Factor…The Smooth ONE…there is not a lot of tape on me. You got a small sample size last week when I was taking care of business, but I made a small mistake and caught a spear for my lapse in concentration. Well this time I have two of Meltdowns finest watching my back and if we can function like and team, remain focused and not be overwhelmed by being in the ring with the best of the Melt…we can win this match.
Enough about us…let’s look at who we are facing! The tape doesn’t lie …Shadow – 6’11” – 299 pounds! Former singles champ..tag team champ. This dude is huge! You probably put a hurting on the Big and Tall shop!! You are not a wrestler..you are a power forward!! Oh wait you need to have some athleticism to play basketball…hmmmm “Weakness”!! Honestly he is a monster and if he gets his hands on any one of us, that’s it “it’s night night”! I like Shadow..a veteran…I can learn a lot from a champion like him. Shadow comes to fight every night and that is what we will expose..this is not a fight or brawl…on the mat you are vulnerable and that is where this young can and will capitalize.
Streets Wilson…this dude is scary 6’4 -288..Another former champ and he’s been picking it up and putting it down on people for a long time. I watched him punish Ryan Collins and then flick him out of the ring like a sack of Idaho potatoes..no disrespect to Idaho potatoes. Mr. Wilson is a unique combination of size, strength and martial arts ability. This guy reminds me of Toad from the Five Deadly Venoms! He’s got quivering palms? You might want to get that looked at ..LOL. Seriously, he’s got the Quart of Blood technique…he touches you and a quart of blood just flows out of your body! No seriously..he is talented and very dangerous, however just like the Toad …”WE WILL FIND YOUR WEAK SPOT” and we will not fail!
Now last but not least Michael Lively…I really like this guy…super talented..current champ..he is the best thing Meltdown has going right now..and anyone who has a 6’5 inch frothing man-beast at his beck and call gets my vote. (Note to self: on Tuesday have Ms. Jones call the frothing man beast store and order me one..hold the froth!) Truthfully, Mr. Lively…Mike can I call you Mike? is what makes Meltdown and APW great.
Now there are a few things about him that disturb me a little bit….He’s got a giant man-animal keeping him company…but hates women? I mean AJP doesn’t distract him? AJP distracts dead men?? (Note to Self: Send AJP some flowers and a “get well soon” card. Also, a little pink helmet to prevent future incidents) Back to Mike Mike, Can I call you Mike Mike?…he’s got some kind of “GOD” complex…now he’s “my Jesus”..I prefer the little infant baby Jesus..the chubby cheeked, gurgling, happy fat baby Jesus! So Monday I’ll expect him to come to the ring in the arms of Sabur wrapped in swaddling clothing…Hugo Boss swaddling clothing, but swaddling nonetheless. Now, Mr. Sabur…I am going to speak slowly…you ..*GRUNT* make sure you *GRUNT GRUNT* you secure little baby *snort Grunt snort* Jesus’s little baby nuts he’s been having trouble keeping them in his pampers. If you have any problems call Mr. Wilson and I am sure he and his “quivering palms” can help (Note to self: Call in a prescription for Mr. Wilson..he may have early onset Parkinson’s..you know what that’s not funny…I apologize…but he may need some cream or balm..there is no telling what else he is doing with that quivering palm?? Honestly, Mr. Lively is probably not even concerned with us…someone stole his belt, he’s got a huge title match at ONIH , Logan Alexander is trying to kill him and hell his teammates don’t even like him?? I don’t understand..everybody loves Jesus don’t they? Hey Mike you can overlook us if you like but you were like us ..itching for a chance trying to make a name…trying to reach the pinnacle of the sport…I hope you take us lightly…you’ll lose if you do so. Look forward to matching skill with you sir….it will be my pleasure. CHOCOLATE DROPS anyone??
Like I said earlier..we have the advantage in speed, quickness and athleticism and while we have never actually been a tag team we are a functioning unit capable of working together. We'll show the Meltdown fans and APW that we can handle push..the New Breed! You know..I was thinking that for some reason this match may not happen.. I mean Shadow and Streets Wilson may each just grab one of Mike Lively’s arms and pull him apart like a gingerbread man before the match and sit down for a nice late night snack. Isn't nice to have friends? BTW, My Dad is not washed up 60 yeae old action stars are making a come back!.Taken, Expendables, Indiana Jones…MY father just landed a role in the new Die Hard film…Die Hard, but try to stay alive , however if you insist on dying then you should use the “Quivering Palm” to do it…it’s a pleasurable death. Coming to a theater near you Feb 14th.
KNOCK KNOCK…Ahh ROOM SERVICE!!! I LOVE IT.
PEACE
