Post by yarmouth1 on Nov 21, 2012 7:24:52 GMT -4
I am in a bar having some me time resting after Asylum and what a night it was full of action and plenty of surprises.
I'm sat at a bar having an ice cold beer thinking I deserved a drink after all the hard work I have have put in all the training I have done trying to better myself each week when a tap on the shoulder interrupts my thoughts.
I turn round and its a young man no older than 21 he smiles at me hes fresh faced and smartly dressed with black trousers on and a white shirt with black tie and wearing small round glasses.
Thinking to my self Yarmouth: Holy crap its the milky bar kid.
( for those of you not familiar with the Milky bar kid its a kid from a chocolate advert)
Man: Can I sit next to you Mister I noticed you were by yourself so thought I would join you?
Yarmouth: Yeah man no probs.
The man nods at me and drags a bar stool out and sits down next to be and orders two bottles of bud one for me and one for him.
Yarmouth: Thanks fella but just to let you know I ain't gay no problem with Gay's but It's just not for me fella.
Man: Oh no mate nothing like that I just thought I recognized you I think your Yarmouth from the Tv I'm a big fan of yours, I'm right aren't I?
I nod at the man.
Man: Holy shit get in there the guys at work are never gonna believe me , This is great.
Yarmouth: That's great kid am please for you what work do you do assuming your a lawyer or some think like that they way your dressed?
Man: Nah junior Manager for a clothing company but I can see why you thought I was a lawyer, I hate those guys.
Yarmouth: Yeah me too fella.
Man: Listen I was watching Action packed wrestling the other day and heard someone talking shit about you it was Azrael Goeren.
I take a sip out of my bottle and take note at what the kid is saying as this guy Azrael is one of the great and he had the bottle to trash talk me.
Yarmouth: OK fella what did he say about me you got me interested now.
Man: He called you a hamster and said not to fight and to lay down in front of him and let him have the 1,2,3 and then he will take you under his wing after that and make you great, He also said that if you did not take his advice that he would well kick the crap out of you.
I take another sip from my beer.
Yarmouth: He said that did he well here's a bit of advice of my own fella, Azrael me and you have had no beef in the past but fella did you really think that I would lay down in the middle of that ring for you to get the victory and not put up some sort of fight?
You know that's just not gonna happen fella I never back down from a challenge I never back down from a fight and I certainly down lay down for some one who has got there ego so far up there arse it wants knocking out of em.
You can take your advice and shove it fella there is know way in hell that is gonna happen and you really think you can beat me go ahead and we will see whop is the better man fella.
Man: Man I would love to see what you will do to that punk after what he said, What a cheeky bastard he is?
And what about the other guys your facing Yarmouth, what have you got to day about them?
Yarmouth: Lets see, Ah yes Shadow the man has recently been drafted to Overdrive a former member and went through Meltdown like it was butter so Yeah hes one tough son of a bitch but just like Goeren hes on the wrong side and I will have no problem taking him out it will be hard cos hes an awesome wrestle but hell so am I he will fall at my feet and then I will let him crawl back to his corner to tag in Goeren just so I can whoop his ass.
Overdrive the B show of Action packed wrestling they had a problem and what did they do they had to call for some help to get a show on just because there guys are too busy partying with it been thanksgiving hell they even got some fellas from Meltdown to make the numbers up no offense fellas cos I think Meltdown is bloody Awesome and just this week we have had some drafts to Asylum and Overdrive which can only be a good thing.
Man: Hey you forgot about the Krunk and Buckson Gooch there on your opposing team too.
Yarmouth: Ah yes Krunk the fella was on a hot streak but has fallen short these past few weeks but hes still one tough cookie but not as tough as The bad ass boom hey fella?
The man nods in agreement.
Yarmouth: Krunk my friend your are good very good but can you get in the ring with a monster like me and go toe to toe punch after punch and still be standing, I don't think so fella you are still learning your trade fella and this will be one lesson that you will not and can not forge.
And then we have Buckson Gooch a huge mountain of a man by god man what have you had for your breakfast, This is just gonna be awesome having you on Asylum but for now fella your on the wrong team you choose to team up with these three idiots, You have power like me pure strength like me but not the experience I have in the ring and I will be too much for you fella trust me when I tell you that you did choose the wrong team to be with and just for that I will make you pay fella.
Man: How do you feel about tagging with your partners some of them you know and some of hem you don't?
Yarmouth: Ah good point fella, Fist we have Evan Envi we had the very first fight for the North American championship and this kid just shaded it but it was a closed call he might not be all that big but he has a big heart fella but his attitude stinks still to this day he called me on Twitter so had to give him some back so whether he is on the same page as me it doesn't matter cos this punk needs to brought down a peg or two.
Then we have his partner in crime Delikado again the attitude of this kid gets right up mu nose and if they decide to turn there backs on me then that will be there down fall.
I will go to the back after the match and snap them in two just to make them realize that they can not turn your backs on there respective partners they need to be taught a lesson in respect which they lack.
And then we have Aubrey J. Parker the women I said had a great as but she didn't take too kindly towards that so my bad Mrs I didn't mean to offend and was only having a laugh so come on lighten up women after all your a former North American champion and you need to get on side with all of us and to forget about the name calling and just get on with the job.
Man: Man that's women for ya hey?
We both laugh and take a drink from our bottle of buds as the scene then fades to black.
I'm sat at a bar having an ice cold beer thinking I deserved a drink after all the hard work I have have put in all the training I have done trying to better myself each week when a tap on the shoulder interrupts my thoughts.
I turn round and its a young man no older than 21 he smiles at me hes fresh faced and smartly dressed with black trousers on and a white shirt with black tie and wearing small round glasses.
Thinking to my self Yarmouth: Holy crap its the milky bar kid.
( for those of you not familiar with the Milky bar kid its a kid from a chocolate advert)
Man: Can I sit next to you Mister I noticed you were by yourself so thought I would join you?
Yarmouth: Yeah man no probs.
The man nods at me and drags a bar stool out and sits down next to be and orders two bottles of bud one for me and one for him.
Yarmouth: Thanks fella but just to let you know I ain't gay no problem with Gay's but It's just not for me fella.
Man: Oh no mate nothing like that I just thought I recognized you I think your Yarmouth from the Tv I'm a big fan of yours, I'm right aren't I?
I nod at the man.
Man: Holy shit get in there the guys at work are never gonna believe me , This is great.
Yarmouth: That's great kid am please for you what work do you do assuming your a lawyer or some think like that they way your dressed?
Man: Nah junior Manager for a clothing company but I can see why you thought I was a lawyer, I hate those guys.
Yarmouth: Yeah me too fella.
Man: Listen I was watching Action packed wrestling the other day and heard someone talking shit about you it was Azrael Goeren.
I take a sip out of my bottle and take note at what the kid is saying as this guy Azrael is one of the great and he had the bottle to trash talk me.
Yarmouth: OK fella what did he say about me you got me interested now.
Man: He called you a hamster and said not to fight and to lay down in front of him and let him have the 1,2,3 and then he will take you under his wing after that and make you great, He also said that if you did not take his advice that he would well kick the crap out of you.
I take another sip from my beer.
Yarmouth: He said that did he well here's a bit of advice of my own fella, Azrael me and you have had no beef in the past but fella did you really think that I would lay down in the middle of that ring for you to get the victory and not put up some sort of fight?
You know that's just not gonna happen fella I never back down from a challenge I never back down from a fight and I certainly down lay down for some one who has got there ego so far up there arse it wants knocking out of em.
You can take your advice and shove it fella there is know way in hell that is gonna happen and you really think you can beat me go ahead and we will see whop is the better man fella.
Man: Man I would love to see what you will do to that punk after what he said, What a cheeky bastard he is?
And what about the other guys your facing Yarmouth, what have you got to day about them?
Yarmouth: Lets see, Ah yes Shadow the man has recently been drafted to Overdrive a former member and went through Meltdown like it was butter so Yeah hes one tough son of a bitch but just like Goeren hes on the wrong side and I will have no problem taking him out it will be hard cos hes an awesome wrestle but hell so am I he will fall at my feet and then I will let him crawl back to his corner to tag in Goeren just so I can whoop his ass.
Overdrive the B show of Action packed wrestling they had a problem and what did they do they had to call for some help to get a show on just because there guys are too busy partying with it been thanksgiving hell they even got some fellas from Meltdown to make the numbers up no offense fellas cos I think Meltdown is bloody Awesome and just this week we have had some drafts to Asylum and Overdrive which can only be a good thing.
Man: Hey you forgot about the Krunk and Buckson Gooch there on your opposing team too.
Yarmouth: Ah yes Krunk the fella was on a hot streak but has fallen short these past few weeks but hes still one tough cookie but not as tough as The bad ass boom hey fella?
The man nods in agreement.
Yarmouth: Krunk my friend your are good very good but can you get in the ring with a monster like me and go toe to toe punch after punch and still be standing, I don't think so fella you are still learning your trade fella and this will be one lesson that you will not and can not forge.
And then we have Buckson Gooch a huge mountain of a man by god man what have you had for your breakfast, This is just gonna be awesome having you on Asylum but for now fella your on the wrong team you choose to team up with these three idiots, You have power like me pure strength like me but not the experience I have in the ring and I will be too much for you fella trust me when I tell you that you did choose the wrong team to be with and just for that I will make you pay fella.
Man: How do you feel about tagging with your partners some of them you know and some of hem you don't?
Yarmouth: Ah good point fella, Fist we have Evan Envi we had the very first fight for the North American championship and this kid just shaded it but it was a closed call he might not be all that big but he has a big heart fella but his attitude stinks still to this day he called me on Twitter so had to give him some back so whether he is on the same page as me it doesn't matter cos this punk needs to brought down a peg or two.
Then we have his partner in crime Delikado again the attitude of this kid gets right up mu nose and if they decide to turn there backs on me then that will be there down fall.
I will go to the back after the match and snap them in two just to make them realize that they can not turn your backs on there respective partners they need to be taught a lesson in respect which they lack.
And then we have Aubrey J. Parker the women I said had a great as but she didn't take too kindly towards that so my bad Mrs I didn't mean to offend and was only having a laugh so come on lighten up women after all your a former North American champion and you need to get on side with all of us and to forget about the name calling and just get on with the job.
Man: Man that's women for ya hey?
We both laugh and take a drink from our bottle of buds as the scene then fades to black.
