Post by yarmouth1 on Dec 7, 2012 19:46:43 GMT -4
So TJ, "The Soul Of Philly" BEAT me once again last week. A TapOut Rules Match, but this week I've got Williams D. Williams! By the way, what the hell does the "D" stand for? Is it Dick, Dumb or just Dead because all three of these words fit perfectly into my plans for our match.
You see I strive to be the best I can in every match that I am in and last week was so close against TJ,
I thought I had him on a number of occasion's but in the end TJ got through he needed it more he wanted it more but this time it will be a different ball game.
You came on to Asylum from Meltdown and you think that you can make a name for yourself against me well my friend that just aint gonna happen is it fella?
You will learn quickly not to get in the ring with a monster such as myself and try to make a name for yourself out of my expense.
No sir! That is not gonna happen, I am no easy picking for you new upstarts to come to and think Yes Yarmouth that's a win for me.
No that will just not happen not this time, This time I will be making a name for myself at your expense.
This time it will be me going into Christmas Chaos in third place for the tap out match not last not this time fella.
We open the scene were I am is at his home in the living room watching Meltdown on his TV that he recorded when all of a sudden there's a knock at the door a heavy knock so loud it makes Me jump.
I walk over to the door and look through the spy hole and to my surprise its my Dad I open the door and with out saying anything I give him a great big hug he's carrying some bags and a suitcase is on the floor at the side of him.
He smiles at me and walks through the door and I pick up his case and the other bags and bring them into the the sitting room.
Yarmouth: He dad what a great sunrise you never told me you were coming down to visit how long are you here for?
Before dad can answer Fella comes running up to Dad jumping and barking a wanting to be made a fuss of.
Yarmouth: Down boy.
Fella does as he is told and sits down and Dad bends down and strokes him Fella licks Dads hand then walks over to his basket with Fella written on it and curls up in a ball and then goes to sleep.
Dad: Well I wanted it to be a nice surprise for you and as for how long am gonna be here that depends on how and when your gonna start to win again.
Hell even Mr Dangerous has won more matches then you son you need to grab the bull by the horns and start to kick some but in that ring.
Yarmouth: Yeah I know its getting me down a little last week if it were a normal match I would have beaten TJ.
But like a dumb ass that I am I forgot it was a tap out match and tried to cover him and then he came round and beat me.
Dad: I know, I watched on the TV son but don't worry you are getting there and improving week after week.
You did what I told you for your match last week you took TJ down to the mat but like you said you forgot it was a tap out match and that cost you.
But now I am here to help in that respect you my son are a winner I taught you to be a winner and that is what you will be when you face Williams D Williams this week in that tap out match.
After all you don't wanna be like that idiot “The Main Man” Slade Craven do you son? He couldn't hack the tap out division so he asked to be pulled out of it.
Yarmouth: Yeah I know that kid is one dumb ass I mean why the hell do the fans cheer for this no good loser man I thought I sucked but his kid beats even me and that puts him right in the gutter.
Hey fella this is pro wrestling and if you can't stand the heat well get the fuck out of here and don't come back you really are a clueless moron aren't you?
You really don't know what to do in that ring and it makes me laugh till my side's hurt.
Boy your one dumb ass go back to Meltdown or even better get the fuck out of wrestling and be a postman or a milk man cos there the only jobs you could do with out fucking it up.
But back to Williams you my friend are good very good so I have to be at my very best to get the victory I need to catapult my career into full speed ahead you my friend are that man.
I will knock you out with my Choke a fella and gain the victory that I need to give my confidence the boost I really need.
You fella are my stepping stone to success for my name to be written in the bright lights for my fans to have something to cheer for and not shake there heads in disbelief at how I lost yet again.
William's your time in Asylum is up even though you have not started yet you may as well not even bother turning up for our match and save yourself the pain and anguish you will feel when I have dismantled your body and broken it in two.
Dad: I like what your saying son, This is what I need from you more aggression in and out of the ring, You need to get in the minds of your opponent's and make them wonder how they can compete against you.
Make them wonder if they did the right thing in signing for this match make them fear you make them know that they have been in a fight.
We walk outside on to the balcony to take in the wonderful view of Cleveland, Ohio we stand side by side and both of us start to talk at the same time.
Yarmouth: Sorry Dad you go first.
Dad: What I was going to say is have you heard the trash talk that new upstart William's has been calling you?
Yarmouth: Yeah he called me a wookie didn't he?
Well young Williams if I am a wookie you must be an imperial Storm trooper you know what Harrison ford said to C3PO when they were playing a chess game he said " Don't make he lose or he will rip your arms off."
That my friend is exactly what am gonna do to you fella Rip your arms off, You can not and will not get ahead of me in this Gauntlet match I can not allow it.
I am a 6ft 9inch beast of a man and its time I showed APW exactly what I can do and you will be the first person in a long time that will feel the full force of my power.
You will know what it feels like to have the crap beaten out of you, You my friend will wish you were back on Meltdown fella with all the other Rookies.
It will be a baptism of fire you, A debut you will never and I mean never forget.
Dad: Man your fired up for this one son, This is gonna be a good match for you and you never know you may even get to be the tap out champion.
Yarmouth: Now that would be cool but hey, Don't forget am a former dark match champion Dad.
Dad laughs to himself.
Dad: Yeah a belt that means Jack shit, Knuckles created that belt cos hes won fuck all and your reign only lasted about 3 minutes.
Yarmouth: Yeah but at least I can call myself a former champion unlike a lot of the guys here in APW that win really cheered me up.
Yeah I had help from that masked man but Fuck it I won and win is what am gonna do when Williams D Williams brings he ass to that ring.
We both give each other a high five as we continue to look out at the busy world of Cleveland, Ohio as the scene fades to black.
You see I strive to be the best I can in every match that I am in and last week was so close against TJ,
I thought I had him on a number of occasion's but in the end TJ got through he needed it more he wanted it more but this time it will be a different ball game.
You came on to Asylum from Meltdown and you think that you can make a name for yourself against me well my friend that just aint gonna happen is it fella?
You will learn quickly not to get in the ring with a monster such as myself and try to make a name for yourself out of my expense.
No sir! That is not gonna happen, I am no easy picking for you new upstarts to come to and think Yes Yarmouth that's a win for me.
No that will just not happen not this time, This time I will be making a name for myself at your expense.
This time it will be me going into Christmas Chaos in third place for the tap out match not last not this time fella.
We open the scene were I am is at his home in the living room watching Meltdown on his TV that he recorded when all of a sudden there's a knock at the door a heavy knock so loud it makes Me jump.
I walk over to the door and look through the spy hole and to my surprise its my Dad I open the door and with out saying anything I give him a great big hug he's carrying some bags and a suitcase is on the floor at the side of him.
He smiles at me and walks through the door and I pick up his case and the other bags and bring them into the the sitting room.
Yarmouth: He dad what a great sunrise you never told me you were coming down to visit how long are you here for?
Before dad can answer Fella comes running up to Dad jumping and barking a wanting to be made a fuss of.
Yarmouth: Down boy.
Fella does as he is told and sits down and Dad bends down and strokes him Fella licks Dads hand then walks over to his basket with Fella written on it and curls up in a ball and then goes to sleep.
Dad: Well I wanted it to be a nice surprise for you and as for how long am gonna be here that depends on how and when your gonna start to win again.
Hell even Mr Dangerous has won more matches then you son you need to grab the bull by the horns and start to kick some but in that ring.
Yarmouth: Yeah I know its getting me down a little last week if it were a normal match I would have beaten TJ.
But like a dumb ass that I am I forgot it was a tap out match and tried to cover him and then he came round and beat me.
Dad: I know, I watched on the TV son but don't worry you are getting there and improving week after week.
You did what I told you for your match last week you took TJ down to the mat but like you said you forgot it was a tap out match and that cost you.
But now I am here to help in that respect you my son are a winner I taught you to be a winner and that is what you will be when you face Williams D Williams this week in that tap out match.
After all you don't wanna be like that idiot “The Main Man” Slade Craven do you son? He couldn't hack the tap out division so he asked to be pulled out of it.
Yarmouth: Yeah I know that kid is one dumb ass I mean why the hell do the fans cheer for this no good loser man I thought I sucked but his kid beats even me and that puts him right in the gutter.
Hey fella this is pro wrestling and if you can't stand the heat well get the fuck out of here and don't come back you really are a clueless moron aren't you?
You really don't know what to do in that ring and it makes me laugh till my side's hurt.
Boy your one dumb ass go back to Meltdown or even better get the fuck out of wrestling and be a postman or a milk man cos there the only jobs you could do with out fucking it up.
But back to Williams you my friend are good very good so I have to be at my very best to get the victory I need to catapult my career into full speed ahead you my friend are that man.
I will knock you out with my Choke a fella and gain the victory that I need to give my confidence the boost I really need.
You fella are my stepping stone to success for my name to be written in the bright lights for my fans to have something to cheer for and not shake there heads in disbelief at how I lost yet again.
William's your time in Asylum is up even though you have not started yet you may as well not even bother turning up for our match and save yourself the pain and anguish you will feel when I have dismantled your body and broken it in two.
Dad: I like what your saying son, This is what I need from you more aggression in and out of the ring, You need to get in the minds of your opponent's and make them wonder how they can compete against you.
Make them wonder if they did the right thing in signing for this match make them fear you make them know that they have been in a fight.
We walk outside on to the balcony to take in the wonderful view of Cleveland, Ohio we stand side by side and both of us start to talk at the same time.
Yarmouth: Sorry Dad you go first.
Dad: What I was going to say is have you heard the trash talk that new upstart William's has been calling you?
Yarmouth: Yeah he called me a wookie didn't he?
Well young Williams if I am a wookie you must be an imperial Storm trooper you know what Harrison ford said to C3PO when they were playing a chess game he said " Don't make he lose or he will rip your arms off."
That my friend is exactly what am gonna do to you fella Rip your arms off, You can not and will not get ahead of me in this Gauntlet match I can not allow it.
I am a 6ft 9inch beast of a man and its time I showed APW exactly what I can do and you will be the first person in a long time that will feel the full force of my power.
You will know what it feels like to have the crap beaten out of you, You my friend will wish you were back on Meltdown fella with all the other Rookies.
It will be a baptism of fire you, A debut you will never and I mean never forget.
Dad: Man your fired up for this one son, This is gonna be a good match for you and you never know you may even get to be the tap out champion.
Yarmouth: Now that would be cool but hey, Don't forget am a former dark match champion Dad.
Dad laughs to himself.
Dad: Yeah a belt that means Jack shit, Knuckles created that belt cos hes won fuck all and your reign only lasted about 3 minutes.
Yarmouth: Yeah but at least I can call myself a former champion unlike a lot of the guys here in APW that win really cheered me up.
Yeah I had help from that masked man but Fuck it I won and win is what am gonna do when Williams D Williams brings he ass to that ring.
We both give each other a high five as we continue to look out at the busy world of Cleveland, Ohio as the scene fades to black.
