Post by "That Girl" Diana Lambardo on Jun 2, 2008 20:00:52 GMT -4
We focus in on the desolate hallways of the Von Braun Center, just as barren as the peculiar state it calls home. One good thing about Alabama? Plenty of hicks around to come spend money on souvenirs and chicken wings. Don’t ya’ll just love this sport? Actually from the looks of it this particular town ain’t so bad. There’s business, life, actual coherent speech. Don’t worry though, the hicks will all come rushing in the moment Overdrive even thinks about airing. Anyway, APW is pretty sure that Diana Steel said she’d be around here this time of night…and Phil and his cameraman are beginning to get a little concerned. Until finally Phil remembers…
“The roof! Diana’s always up there.” Way to go Phil, how long have you known her? As they opened the door to the roof a burst of cool night air whistled by them. Sure as anything, there was Diana sitting on the ledge. Spirit was with her and they had some papers with them.
“It’s not my fault you haven’t associated with any females besides me in the last six freaking years save for in the ring.” Spirit said, poking fun at Diana.
“Yeah I don’t see you with a flock of ‘girlfriends’ yourself.” Diana sighed and looked up at Phil. “Oh there you are, good old Philbert. Um, Spirit here thinks I need a bachelorette party.”
“We could just throw out tradition and have guys there?”
“I mean…I guess it’s not the worst idea…” Just then Diana’s Nextel beeped. It’s Kenny on two-way.
::beep beep:: “Diana?”
::beep beep:: “Yeah baby, what’s up?”
::beep beep:: “Nothing…I feel like something awful just happened…what’s going on?”
Diana laughed to herself quietly. ::beep beep:: “Nothing baby, everything’s fine, Spirit and I are just hangin with Phil up on the roof.”
He sounded a little confused and worried. ::beep beep:: “Ok, well you’re coming back tonight right?”
::beep beep:: “Of course babe, I’ll be there soon I’m picking up Skylar on the way. Just let me finish up with Phil.”
::beep beep:: “Oh awesome. If I’m asleep wake me up so I can give Skylar a kiss okay? Tear Fyre Angel a new one baby.”
::beep beep:: “Affirmative on all counts honey. Love you.”
::beep beep:: “Love you too.”
Spirit put the papers into her duffel bag. “You guys sound ok.”
“Yeah, we are. For now, I just hope this wedding goes all right. I probably sound so freaking lame but I just can’t wait to be Mrs. Lambardo.”
Just then Phil cleared his throat. “Diana? I think this might all be some good stuff for your…um…interview?”
“When you’re right, you’re right Phil. Shoot it.” She waves him over and he finds himself situated in front of her.
“Well first and foremost, since I have both of you here, how does it feel to be not only APW’s first tag champions, but to have returned to the titles you once reigned over in WWC?”
Spirit put up a fist as if to say ‘right on’, and Diana just gave Phil a playful shove. (disclaimer)While the shove was meant to be playful, Diana often forgets she is a trained professional wrestler and has a significant difference in opinion about what is a ‘light’ shove (/disclaimer). “How do you think it feels? Come on Phil, boy! It feels great!” She gripped the belt that was draped over her shoulder. “I feel like I finally remember what it feels like to really win. We didn’t just go in there and beat a couple shmucks two on two.”
“That’s right,” Spirit added. “Credit where credit is due, we had ourselves a real challenge and that makes this all the sweeter.” She patted her twin belt that sat in her lap.
Phil pulled the mic back. “Great, you guys really did deserve it and I’m glad to see you back as a team. Are you feeling comfortable with the titles?”
Diana laughed. “Oh hell no. You better believe those teams are gonna want their shot at this feeling sooner than later. We’re not letting our guard down a second!”
“Great. Now, Diana you’ve got a wedding coming up, just before your birthday. Will this be the event of the year or what?”
Spirit jumped in. “Are you kidding Phil? It’s the wedding of Kenny Lambardo to Diana Steel, people have been waiting for this for years!!!”
“That’s true Phil. I’m sure it’ll be a great show for the fans to see, Jeff to make money off and the press to get raises from…but what really matters is that Kenny and I are getting married. We’re getting married. I’m just so happy, no matter what bullshit tries to hurt us, we’ll have this.”
“Beautiful, Diana.” Phil cleared his throat. “Now, on a more recent note, you’re up against Fyre Angel tonight. How do you feel about that.”
Diana chuckled a bit. “Fyre Angel. Fyre crotch. Whatever, slut bitch. Don’t think I forgot about that little bitch move you pulled, attacking me out of nowhere, with no prior motives except that I made your poor Trevor upset for half a second. We all call Kenny “God” yet you pests follow Trevor around like he’s an Egyptian King. If he asked, I’m betting you’d be buried with him…alive. Parasitic nothings. If you’re going to attack me, you’d better have a good reason. Otherwise, you’re just giving me a reason to fight back. Fyre, I’m betting you’d been wondering, shaking trying to figure out why I haven’t retaliated to your pathetic stunt earlier. Yeah, you fucked me up a little. Not bad for a bitch move. I’ll tell you the real reason I haven’t said or done anything yet. It’s because I knew that this is a business, and eventually Jeff would put us in the ring to settle it the right way. So I’m going to settle this. I’m going to show you how to really get back at someone for a stunt like yours. I’m going to beat you with everything I have, and win or lose you’ll never dare attack me without good reason again. Or with good reason, for that matter.”
“Wow, plenty of animosity there…”
“That’s what happens when you fuck with me. I don’t forgive and forget easily.”
“Well, there have been others talking about you lately Diana. The whole Kenny, Trevor, Diana, Jeff secret conspiracy has people talking all over. Any words to those who speak ill of you?”
“As a matter of fact, I would like to address one person. The person hiding behind his own secret. Not a very good one in fact. Mystery man, you don’t know what you’re talking about. I know who you are. Don’t think I didn’t figure it out the moment you walked in this place and now I’m certain. We all know.” She smiled and pulled a drink out of her backpack to take a sip.”
“What’s that you’re drinking Diana?” Spirit asked in a joking matter.
“Oh, nothing, just a fruity soft drink beverage. Delicious.” She put it down. “Watch what you say. I assure you, you mean nothing to me t-dog. Kenny knows it as well as I that you’re the last thing either of us will ever be worried about.” She smirked a sinister smile. “Fyre Angel will pay for what I can’t take out on you yet. Until next time, keep your mouth shut. You’re in a real fed now.”
“Wow. Not what I was expecting, but good stuff as always.”
“Yeah well I’m not so happy with you either Phil. Keepin his secret. Get out of here.”
Phil sighed as the camera went black.
“The roof! Diana’s always up there.” Way to go Phil, how long have you known her? As they opened the door to the roof a burst of cool night air whistled by them. Sure as anything, there was Diana sitting on the ledge. Spirit was with her and they had some papers with them.
“It’s not my fault you haven’t associated with any females besides me in the last six freaking years save for in the ring.” Spirit said, poking fun at Diana.
“Yeah I don’t see you with a flock of ‘girlfriends’ yourself.” Diana sighed and looked up at Phil. “Oh there you are, good old Philbert. Um, Spirit here thinks I need a bachelorette party.”
“We could just throw out tradition and have guys there?”
“I mean…I guess it’s not the worst idea…” Just then Diana’s Nextel beeped. It’s Kenny on two-way.
::beep beep:: “Diana?”
::beep beep:: “Yeah baby, what’s up?”
::beep beep:: “Nothing…I feel like something awful just happened…what’s going on?”
Diana laughed to herself quietly. ::beep beep:: “Nothing baby, everything’s fine, Spirit and I are just hangin with Phil up on the roof.”
He sounded a little confused and worried. ::beep beep:: “Ok, well you’re coming back tonight right?”
::beep beep:: “Of course babe, I’ll be there soon I’m picking up Skylar on the way. Just let me finish up with Phil.”
::beep beep:: “Oh awesome. If I’m asleep wake me up so I can give Skylar a kiss okay? Tear Fyre Angel a new one baby.”
::beep beep:: “Affirmative on all counts honey. Love you.”
::beep beep:: “Love you too.”
Spirit put the papers into her duffel bag. “You guys sound ok.”
“Yeah, we are. For now, I just hope this wedding goes all right. I probably sound so freaking lame but I just can’t wait to be Mrs. Lambardo.”
Just then Phil cleared his throat. “Diana? I think this might all be some good stuff for your…um…interview?”
“When you’re right, you’re right Phil. Shoot it.” She waves him over and he finds himself situated in front of her.
“Well first and foremost, since I have both of you here, how does it feel to be not only APW’s first tag champions, but to have returned to the titles you once reigned over in WWC?”
Spirit put up a fist as if to say ‘right on’, and Diana just gave Phil a playful shove. (disclaimer)While the shove was meant to be playful, Diana often forgets she is a trained professional wrestler and has a significant difference in opinion about what is a ‘light’ shove (/disclaimer). “How do you think it feels? Come on Phil, boy! It feels great!” She gripped the belt that was draped over her shoulder. “I feel like I finally remember what it feels like to really win. We didn’t just go in there and beat a couple shmucks two on two.”
“That’s right,” Spirit added. “Credit where credit is due, we had ourselves a real challenge and that makes this all the sweeter.” She patted her twin belt that sat in her lap.
Phil pulled the mic back. “Great, you guys really did deserve it and I’m glad to see you back as a team. Are you feeling comfortable with the titles?”
Diana laughed. “Oh hell no. You better believe those teams are gonna want their shot at this feeling sooner than later. We’re not letting our guard down a second!”
“Great. Now, Diana you’ve got a wedding coming up, just before your birthday. Will this be the event of the year or what?”
Spirit jumped in. “Are you kidding Phil? It’s the wedding of Kenny Lambardo to Diana Steel, people have been waiting for this for years!!!”
“That’s true Phil. I’m sure it’ll be a great show for the fans to see, Jeff to make money off and the press to get raises from…but what really matters is that Kenny and I are getting married. We’re getting married. I’m just so happy, no matter what bullshit tries to hurt us, we’ll have this.”
“Beautiful, Diana.” Phil cleared his throat. “Now, on a more recent note, you’re up against Fyre Angel tonight. How do you feel about that.”
Diana chuckled a bit. “Fyre Angel. Fyre crotch. Whatever, slut bitch. Don’t think I forgot about that little bitch move you pulled, attacking me out of nowhere, with no prior motives except that I made your poor Trevor upset for half a second. We all call Kenny “God” yet you pests follow Trevor around like he’s an Egyptian King. If he asked, I’m betting you’d be buried with him…alive. Parasitic nothings. If you’re going to attack me, you’d better have a good reason. Otherwise, you’re just giving me a reason to fight back. Fyre, I’m betting you’d been wondering, shaking trying to figure out why I haven’t retaliated to your pathetic stunt earlier. Yeah, you fucked me up a little. Not bad for a bitch move. I’ll tell you the real reason I haven’t said or done anything yet. It’s because I knew that this is a business, and eventually Jeff would put us in the ring to settle it the right way. So I’m going to settle this. I’m going to show you how to really get back at someone for a stunt like yours. I’m going to beat you with everything I have, and win or lose you’ll never dare attack me without good reason again. Or with good reason, for that matter.”
“Wow, plenty of animosity there…”
“That’s what happens when you fuck with me. I don’t forgive and forget easily.”
“Well, there have been others talking about you lately Diana. The whole Kenny, Trevor, Diana, Jeff secret conspiracy has people talking all over. Any words to those who speak ill of you?”
“As a matter of fact, I would like to address one person. The person hiding behind his own secret. Not a very good one in fact. Mystery man, you don’t know what you’re talking about. I know who you are. Don’t think I didn’t figure it out the moment you walked in this place and now I’m certain. We all know.” She smiled and pulled a drink out of her backpack to take a sip.”
“What’s that you’re drinking Diana?” Spirit asked in a joking matter.
“Oh, nothing, just a fruity soft drink beverage. Delicious.” She put it down. “Watch what you say. I assure you, you mean nothing to me t-dog. Kenny knows it as well as I that you’re the last thing either of us will ever be worried about.” She smirked a sinister smile. “Fyre Angel will pay for what I can’t take out on you yet. Until next time, keep your mouth shut. You’re in a real fed now.”
“Wow. Not what I was expecting, but good stuff as always.”
“Yeah well I’m not so happy with you either Phil. Keepin his secret. Get out of here.”
Phil sighed as the camera went black.
