Post by sethstorm on Apr 20, 2008 1:02:10 GMT -4
As we return from commercial, we see 'The Archangel' Seth Storm pace in front of the camera for a few moments, a puzzled look on his face. He can be heard mumbling to himself something in confusion.
::Seth:: ...Will fall not only to the kiss of death.....but will get burned by the heat of a solar flare?.....Will fall not only..to the kiss of death..but will get burned...by the heat of a solar..*turns to the camera, speaking louder now* Will fall not only to the kiss of death.....but will get burned by the heat of a solar flare?!? SPEAK ENGLISH YOU CRYPTIC BITCH!! First of all, i wanna say an ongoing investigation is still pending about that match last week with Vin E Lambardo over the officiating. That was a fast count and my shoulders were clearly up, you all know without a shadow of a doubt that i was screwed. Second i wanna thank the APW powers that be, most notably Hurricane Jeff for booking me in a match with the only woman whose promos need an instructional video and matching pamphlet to understand without making your mind hurt and even then there's no guarantee. I try to avoid her for just this reason but you in your infinate wisdom have chosen to place her before me hot on the heels of your referee's snafu last week. And all i have to say about that is..Good! Finally i will get my chance to silence this abomination to professional wrestling, and the LAST person i would ever give microphone time to, even if the choices were Fyre-Angel or my 89 year old grandmother...and let me tell you, she's been dead for 3 years. My mission will not be stopped, and the only way for me now is up. Up the rankings of the APW, all the way to the World Heavyweight Championship.
Seth walks over to a seat, turns it backwards then sits down, his forearms resting on the chairs back.
::Seth:: Now, Fyre Angel...KaLayla whatever the hell your damn name is, you've made a dire mistake in taking me lightly. Everyone who has done that in the past has fallen, and fallen badly. The fact that you believe that you can actually beat me is laughable, and on Overdrive all your posing with your pathetic little blade and worring over OHANA this, and traitor that will all come to nought. Because you will be broken by the TRUE Saviour of Professional wrestling, the Saving Grace of the Squared Circle...and the man who will..i repeat WILL be the APW World's Heavyweight Champion: 'The Archangel' Seth Storm. That is a fact that you can take to the bank, hell, if i tell you the sun isn't coming out tomorrow you better invest in a flashlight. You're so concerned with Spirit that you pretty much ignored me, and that suits me just fine. I want you to be distracted by fighting another of your misguided breed, because if i have my way you will not make it to Sabotage effectively ending your dilemma about fighting your OHANA. See? I am a caring humanitarian at heart...
Seth smirks to himself at that comment, before standing again and walking towards one of the lockers where his jacket sits. He takes it off the hook and throws it on, turning to the camera.
::Seth:: Fyre Angel, you asked, well i think you asked, if i ever had someone i trust betray me. Of course i have you mongoloid, everyone has at some time or another. And you then asked me if i had felt the wrath of someone who has been betrayed, also yes...those are human characteristics we all feel some time. It's what you do in the face of them that matters. You liken me to a certain Kaotik, but there is one strong difference. One is a paper champion, and one is the uncrowned UNDISPUTED World's Heavyweight Champion. So if fighting Spirit is so important to you, then don't bother showing up to Overdrive, because you will fall short...i'll see to that personally. And that, my dear girl, is GOSPEL...
Seth poses momentarily, then walks away leaving the locker room as we fade to commercial.
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V.O Announcer: Coming sundays to NBC, One man pushed to the limit.
Shadow of a man picking up a gun.
V.O Announcer: One man, ready to take it to the streets.
Gun is cocked, and the man holsters it.
V.O Announcer: One man....without a friggin clue.
Tobbaco is spat, and we hear a ping as they smile.
V.O Announcer: Starting This Sunday Night, Roderick Matthias: P.I! Only on NBC.
Matthias: WatCh mE R ElZse!!!!111!!!
[Fade To Black]
::Seth:: ...Will fall not only to the kiss of death.....but will get burned by the heat of a solar flare?.....Will fall not only..to the kiss of death..but will get burned...by the heat of a solar..*turns to the camera, speaking louder now* Will fall not only to the kiss of death.....but will get burned by the heat of a solar flare?!? SPEAK ENGLISH YOU CRYPTIC BITCH!! First of all, i wanna say an ongoing investigation is still pending about that match last week with Vin E Lambardo over the officiating. That was a fast count and my shoulders were clearly up, you all know without a shadow of a doubt that i was screwed. Second i wanna thank the APW powers that be, most notably Hurricane Jeff for booking me in a match with the only woman whose promos need an instructional video and matching pamphlet to understand without making your mind hurt and even then there's no guarantee. I try to avoid her for just this reason but you in your infinate wisdom have chosen to place her before me hot on the heels of your referee's snafu last week. And all i have to say about that is..Good! Finally i will get my chance to silence this abomination to professional wrestling, and the LAST person i would ever give microphone time to, even if the choices were Fyre-Angel or my 89 year old grandmother...and let me tell you, she's been dead for 3 years. My mission will not be stopped, and the only way for me now is up. Up the rankings of the APW, all the way to the World Heavyweight Championship.
Seth walks over to a seat, turns it backwards then sits down, his forearms resting on the chairs back.
::Seth:: Now, Fyre Angel...KaLayla whatever the hell your damn name is, you've made a dire mistake in taking me lightly. Everyone who has done that in the past has fallen, and fallen badly. The fact that you believe that you can actually beat me is laughable, and on Overdrive all your posing with your pathetic little blade and worring over OHANA this, and traitor that will all come to nought. Because you will be broken by the TRUE Saviour of Professional wrestling, the Saving Grace of the Squared Circle...and the man who will..i repeat WILL be the APW World's Heavyweight Champion: 'The Archangel' Seth Storm. That is a fact that you can take to the bank, hell, if i tell you the sun isn't coming out tomorrow you better invest in a flashlight. You're so concerned with Spirit that you pretty much ignored me, and that suits me just fine. I want you to be distracted by fighting another of your misguided breed, because if i have my way you will not make it to Sabotage effectively ending your dilemma about fighting your OHANA. See? I am a caring humanitarian at heart...
Seth smirks to himself at that comment, before standing again and walking towards one of the lockers where his jacket sits. He takes it off the hook and throws it on, turning to the camera.
::Seth:: Fyre Angel, you asked, well i think you asked, if i ever had someone i trust betray me. Of course i have you mongoloid, everyone has at some time or another. And you then asked me if i had felt the wrath of someone who has been betrayed, also yes...those are human characteristics we all feel some time. It's what you do in the face of them that matters. You liken me to a certain Kaotik, but there is one strong difference. One is a paper champion, and one is the uncrowned UNDISPUTED World's Heavyweight Champion. So if fighting Spirit is so important to you, then don't bother showing up to Overdrive, because you will fall short...i'll see to that personally. And that, my dear girl, is GOSPEL...
Seth poses momentarily, then walks away leaving the locker room as we fade to commercial.
~~~~~~~
V.O Announcer: Coming sundays to NBC, One man pushed to the limit.
Shadow of a man picking up a gun.
V.O Announcer: One man, ready to take it to the streets.
Gun is cocked, and the man holsters it.
V.O Announcer: One man....without a friggin clue.
Tobbaco is spat, and we hear a ping as they smile.
V.O Announcer: Starting This Sunday Night, Roderick Matthias: P.I! Only on NBC.
Matthias: WatCh mE R ElZse!!!!111!!!
[Fade To Black]
