Post by Razor Ryan on Feb 27, 2008 0:00:41 GMT -4
(Scene Opens up with a video montage on APW Carnage with Razor Ryan victorious over Fyre Angel for the 2nd Time In 6 Days)
(Scene Opens up to St Catharine's,Ontario Canada, with Razor Standing on a boulevard in His Parka)
Razor:I realize not many of you, get to see My part of the woods much, but I Thought since we had this storm brewing it would the perfect time for an interview in my Hometown. God I Love A Canadian Winter, so damn bitterly cold you can barely feel your toes. But Anyways I Got A Call On My Cell This Morning From Devon Cash, letting me know that Jeff has announced the card for this coming Monday in Barre,VT. Let me just say i was so excited about my match i literally was shaking so much from excitement that i dropped my cell phone and if the damn thing didn't fall into a sewer grate. Piece Of Sh*t Phone. Apparently Devon Is Gonna have some choice words for Jeff due to the fact that he was singled out of the match, but the way i see it is as long as one member of NwO makes it in the match we are all good.
(Razor Starts walking towards the arena across the street and points to a huge sign on the side of the building)
Razor:See that?..
(It Reads "Gatorade Garden City Arena"
"Home Of The OHL Niagara Icedogs")
Razor:I Was just walking around aimlessly and thought of all the greats that got their starts in little measly crumbling buildings such as this....
Razor:Wayne Gretzky got his start in his hometown of Brantford,Ontario....Owen Nolan Got his start in this very building....Hell Sidney "Fu**ing" Crosby gt his start in the great white north and he has endless talent, so I Was thinking I had to go up the ranks as In-Ring Competitor, and I Came to APW and I Have a pretty good Win-Loss Record, When i joined the APW i was about a week too late to challenge for the APW World Title. So I Entered the Xtreme Title Tourney And Almost accomplished my goal of getting some gold around my waist.. But I Will be the first to admit Trevor Got the best of me...but don't mistaken my respect for weakness.
Razor:Now As It stands I Am in a 12 Man Over The Top Rope Battle Royale for The Opportunity to Face The APW Champion John Greene At The Grandest Stage Of Them All Rasslemania 4!!!!
Razor:To Be In A Match Of This Caliber at the PPV of The Year For The APW Championship is every Superstars Dream and if they tell you differently they are a DAMN LIAR!!!. I don't care if it is 12 man battle royale or a 40 man battle royale...I Will walk into that match with my 11 other competitors and battle my heart out just like i expect all of them to do, and i also noticed that fyre is also in that match as well as a few other members of Sex & Violence, so you can bet your ass I Will have eyes in the back of my head at overdrive. But I Will give every ounce of my blood and every droplet of sweat in my body in that match. and once the dust have settled, and once Little Johnny Is all nestled into his seatbelt in the back of his Dad's Audi, There Will Be Only One Superstar left standing in the ring and you will from then on in know him as N.W.O Leader Razor Ryan!!!!!
(Scene Fades with a circling N.W.O Logo)
(Scene Opens up to St Catharine's,Ontario Canada, with Razor Standing on a boulevard in His Parka)
Razor:I realize not many of you, get to see My part of the woods much, but I Thought since we had this storm brewing it would the perfect time for an interview in my Hometown. God I Love A Canadian Winter, so damn bitterly cold you can barely feel your toes. But Anyways I Got A Call On My Cell This Morning From Devon Cash, letting me know that Jeff has announced the card for this coming Monday in Barre,VT. Let me just say i was so excited about my match i literally was shaking so much from excitement that i dropped my cell phone and if the damn thing didn't fall into a sewer grate. Piece Of Sh*t Phone. Apparently Devon Is Gonna have some choice words for Jeff due to the fact that he was singled out of the match, but the way i see it is as long as one member of NwO makes it in the match we are all good.
(Razor Starts walking towards the arena across the street and points to a huge sign on the side of the building)
Razor:See that?..
(It Reads "Gatorade Garden City Arena"
"Home Of The OHL Niagara Icedogs")
Razor:I Was just walking around aimlessly and thought of all the greats that got their starts in little measly crumbling buildings such as this....
Razor:Wayne Gretzky got his start in his hometown of Brantford,Ontario....Owen Nolan Got his start in this very building....Hell Sidney "Fu**ing" Crosby gt his start in the great white north and he has endless talent, so I Was thinking I had to go up the ranks as In-Ring Competitor, and I Came to APW and I Have a pretty good Win-Loss Record, When i joined the APW i was about a week too late to challenge for the APW World Title. So I Entered the Xtreme Title Tourney And Almost accomplished my goal of getting some gold around my waist.. But I Will be the first to admit Trevor Got the best of me...but don't mistaken my respect for weakness.
Razor:Now As It stands I Am in a 12 Man Over The Top Rope Battle Royale for The Opportunity to Face The APW Champion John Greene At The Grandest Stage Of Them All Rasslemania 4!!!!
Razor:To Be In A Match Of This Caliber at the PPV of The Year For The APW Championship is every Superstars Dream and if they tell you differently they are a DAMN LIAR!!!. I don't care if it is 12 man battle royale or a 40 man battle royale...I Will walk into that match with my 11 other competitors and battle my heart out just like i expect all of them to do, and i also noticed that fyre is also in that match as well as a few other members of Sex & Violence, so you can bet your ass I Will have eyes in the back of my head at overdrive. But I Will give every ounce of my blood and every droplet of sweat in my body in that match. and once the dust have settled, and once Little Johnny Is all nestled into his seatbelt in the back of his Dad's Audi, There Will Be Only One Superstar left standing in the ring and you will from then on in know him as N.W.O Leader Razor Ryan!!!!!
(Scene Fades with a circling N.W.O Logo)
