Post by Your JESUS on Mar 10, 2008 21:04:21 GMT -4
(Sorry kind of in a hurry this week leaving town thursday so have to post what I can now)
A back door to the arena opens and in strolls Sabur accompanied by his Lil Dick. The two Revolution X members are met by Phil and a camera man.
Phil: So Sabur hell of a win you and Razor.....
WHAT!! screams Sabur's Lil Dick
Phil: Last week Sex......WHAT!!! Phil:O.K. what about Sabur's knee....WHAT!!
Sabur and his Lil Dick make their way through backstage area of the arena, as Phil and his cameraman try to keep up. The men come upon a late 90's convertible Corvette with the windows busted out, and dried concrete all over the interior, the camera pans over to see a cement truck pulling away.
Sabur: Let me guess maybe the ICEMAN strikes again.
Phil: Yeah well he has been on a...... WHAT!! interrupts Sabur's Lil Dick.
Phil: I said ......IT DOESN"T MATTER!!! blares the midget.
Sabur: You see Phil there seems to be a whole lot of retro styling as of late and I feel I have a lot to do with that.
Phil: Why do.....WHAT!!!! Screams the Lil guy.
Sabur: You you have your DX promos, your monster truck promos, and here tonight I'm going to cut one hell of a retro promo, and you and the fans will see that me and my Lil Dick are chock full of delicious goodies.
The two men walk off leaving Phil and his cameraman by the car full of cement........Later the fans are cheering and full of excitement for the show the APW is putting on for them so far. Just then the lights go out and music hits as a video plays on the titantron.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=
Sabur in his retro Warrior wear runs to the ring. He slides into the ring and sprints around, stops and begins to shake the ropes as fireworks shoot off the air of the arena. The fans seem to have a mixed reaction some fans seem confused not knowing what this big man is doing, and others cheer with laughter as Sabur makes a fool of himself again. The large man with face paint signals for the timekeeper to enter the ring and hold a mic. The large Warrior impersonator pumps his large arms in the air as the tassels tied around hid muscles flail around.
Sabur: I have arrived to this universe on a rocket ship as a calling from all the little Warriors. (ARGGHHHH SNORT) I aimed that rocket right here on the APW because I feel the force and strength of all you WARR-EAIORS!!!!ARGGGHH!!!.
The timekeeper stands there holding the mic in confusion. When a familiar video hits the titantron.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=
Sabur's Lil Dick comes out to the walkway dressed in yellow underoos, and a yellow shirt with the words DICKAMANIA written in red across his chest. His head wrapped in a yellow bandanna, with a fake fu-man-chu yellow mustache, and feather boas draped over his shoulders. The lil man begins a pose down at the top of the ramp, and then points to the ring as the crowd let's out a "YOU" hollar. The mini-maniac makes his way into the ring as the timekeeper bends over offering the mic.
Lil Dick: What's up all you DICKAMANIACS!!!! (cupping his hand to his ear) Let me tell you somethin' dudes, this Lil Dick has said his prayers, and I've taken my little blue vitamins.
Sabur: Vitamins yeah!! (Pumping his arms in the air)
Lil Dick: So now that I'm all jiiz-acked up on pizz-ills, I'm a ragging 24" python, and I'm not taking any more shit DUDES!!!
Sabur: Everyone better stop kicking my Lil Dick around ARRGGHHH Snort!!
Lil Dick: So whatcha gonna do brother when Sabur's Lil Dick unleashes on you!!! (The Lil man rips his shirt off and begins to pose down again as he leaves to the back)
Sabur: You people have heard it here, my Lil Dick is running wild, and....god damn it, these arms ties are tight, look they are turning my milky white muscles purple. (Sabur unties the ridiculous strings)
Alright so it's me and Fyre crotch later, and well I think I'm going to have to leave my Lil Dick out of this one, at least thats what Human Resources has said. So it's me and the 5 foot 7 Lyndsey Lohahn locking horns, and I really don't think the world is ready to see me totally crush this pretty little thing, so it's real simple I roll in grab the victory and walk out with a little dignity.........fuck it who am I kidding I have no dignity, and I gonna load your sweet freckled little ass on these massive shoulders and drop you violently to the mat.....then I'm gonna listen to see if I can hear you gasping for air, and then your going for another ride, until all that is left is your limp, gorgeous body begging for me to cover you and end the torture. So theres is nothing a cow hates more then the color red and well pretty lady......
Timekeeper: Uhhh Sir, bulls hate red not cows.....
Sabur: Yeah well fucking MOO BITCH!!!!!
Sabur hops out of the ring and put his fingers up to his temple with the fingers pointing out like a pair of horns. He slides his right foot as if he is waiting to charge, and MOO-MOO chugs his way to the back like a genetically enhanced mad cow, as all that can be heard from the APW faithfull are MOOO's even as far as the concessions.
A back door to the arena opens and in strolls Sabur accompanied by his Lil Dick. The two Revolution X members are met by Phil and a camera man.
Phil: So Sabur hell of a win you and Razor.....
WHAT!! screams Sabur's Lil Dick
Phil: Last week Sex......WHAT!!! Phil:O.K. what about Sabur's knee....WHAT!!
Sabur and his Lil Dick make their way through backstage area of the arena, as Phil and his cameraman try to keep up. The men come upon a late 90's convertible Corvette with the windows busted out, and dried concrete all over the interior, the camera pans over to see a cement truck pulling away.
Sabur: Let me guess maybe the ICEMAN strikes again.
Phil: Yeah well he has been on a...... WHAT!! interrupts Sabur's Lil Dick.
Phil: I said ......IT DOESN"T MATTER!!! blares the midget.
Sabur: You see Phil there seems to be a whole lot of retro styling as of late and I feel I have a lot to do with that.
Phil: Why do.....WHAT!!!! Screams the Lil guy.
Sabur: You you have your DX promos, your monster truck promos, and here tonight I'm going to cut one hell of a retro promo, and you and the fans will see that me and my Lil Dick are chock full of delicious goodies.
The two men walk off leaving Phil and his cameraman by the car full of cement........Later the fans are cheering and full of excitement for the show the APW is putting on for them so far. Just then the lights go out and music hits as a video plays on the titantron.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=
Sabur in his retro Warrior wear runs to the ring. He slides into the ring and sprints around, stops and begins to shake the ropes as fireworks shoot off the air of the arena. The fans seem to have a mixed reaction some fans seem confused not knowing what this big man is doing, and others cheer with laughter as Sabur makes a fool of himself again. The large man with face paint signals for the timekeeper to enter the ring and hold a mic. The large Warrior impersonator pumps his large arms in the air as the tassels tied around hid muscles flail around.
Sabur: I have arrived to this universe on a rocket ship as a calling from all the little Warriors. (ARGGHHHH SNORT) I aimed that rocket right here on the APW because I feel the force and strength of all you WARR-EAIORS!!!!ARGGGHH!!!.
The timekeeper stands there holding the mic in confusion. When a familiar video hits the titantron.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=
Sabur's Lil Dick comes out to the walkway dressed in yellow underoos, and a yellow shirt with the words DICKAMANIA written in red across his chest. His head wrapped in a yellow bandanna, with a fake fu-man-chu yellow mustache, and feather boas draped over his shoulders. The lil man begins a pose down at the top of the ramp, and then points to the ring as the crowd let's out a "YOU" hollar. The mini-maniac makes his way into the ring as the timekeeper bends over offering the mic.
Lil Dick: What's up all you DICKAMANIACS!!!! (cupping his hand to his ear) Let me tell you somethin' dudes, this Lil Dick has said his prayers, and I've taken my little blue vitamins.
Sabur: Vitamins yeah!! (Pumping his arms in the air)
Lil Dick: So now that I'm all jiiz-acked up on pizz-ills, I'm a ragging 24" python, and I'm not taking any more shit DUDES!!!
Sabur: Everyone better stop kicking my Lil Dick around ARRGGHHH Snort!!
Lil Dick: So whatcha gonna do brother when Sabur's Lil Dick unleashes on you!!! (The Lil man rips his shirt off and begins to pose down again as he leaves to the back)
Sabur: You people have heard it here, my Lil Dick is running wild, and....god damn it, these arms ties are tight, look they are turning my milky white muscles purple. (Sabur unties the ridiculous strings)
Alright so it's me and Fyre crotch later, and well I think I'm going to have to leave my Lil Dick out of this one, at least thats what Human Resources has said. So it's me and the 5 foot 7 Lyndsey Lohahn locking horns, and I really don't think the world is ready to see me totally crush this pretty little thing, so it's real simple I roll in grab the victory and walk out with a little dignity.........fuck it who am I kidding I have no dignity, and I gonna load your sweet freckled little ass on these massive shoulders and drop you violently to the mat.....then I'm gonna listen to see if I can hear you gasping for air, and then your going for another ride, until all that is left is your limp, gorgeous body begging for me to cover you and end the torture. So theres is nothing a cow hates more then the color red and well pretty lady......
Timekeeper: Uhhh Sir, bulls hate red not cows.....
Sabur: Yeah well fucking MOO BITCH!!!!!
Sabur hops out of the ring and put his fingers up to his temple with the fingers pointing out like a pair of horns. He slides his right foot as if he is waiting to charge, and MOO-MOO chugs his way to the back like a genetically enhanced mad cow, as all that can be heard from the APW faithfull are MOOO's even as far as the concessions.
