Post by "The Hottest Shit Going" on Apr 3, 2008 20:22:32 GMT -4
[glow=red,2,300]A group of wrestlers are standing around the catering table, Revolution X members Razor, Sabur and Michael Lively are standing there bullshitting. Sabur notices something and out of excitement[/glow]
"Holy Shit". Sabur runs away from his stable mates in excitement
"Jeff Hardy, ohh my God are signing on with APW." Sabur asks like a child meeting Mickey Mouse.
[glow=red,2,300]The man tries to reply and is interrupted by the Irish Hammer.[/glow]
"You know your fucking ladder matches are the best, I love you work in the ring, alright well I let you get out of here." Sabur walks back over to his stable mates.
"Dude I can't believe I just met Jeff Hardy, that is the best" Sabur exclaims in joy.
"Hey Yo, that wasn't Jeff Hardy" Razor answers out.
"What" asks Sabur.
"That was the Elite Mike Basten, he might be trying to beg for his job back after being fired last month." Michael Lively adds.
"Mike Basten, who the fuck is that?" Sabur asks.
"Never mind bro, it doesn't matter" answers the White Lion.
[glow=red,2,300]Sabur looks a bit confused, he picks up his Lil Dick and sets him in a baby seat attached to the back of a bicycle. Sabur climbs aboard and is ready to pedal off. [/glow]
"Oh wait, safety check" Sabur yells out.
"Helmet?"
"Check" replies Lil Dick
"Gloves"
"Check" answers Lil Dick.
"Alright lets hit it, got get ready for the tag match, later guy's" Sabur calls out as he pedals off with his Lil Dick gloved up, and head protection.
"That guy has issues" Razor exclaims
"Yeah but he's a hell of a worker in the ring, so you two should kick some ass in that match" Lively says to ease the nerves of Ryan.
"What about you, title match coming up, and in a cage, you ready." Asks the BadGuy.
"Yeah, unless Jason Royce plagiarizes someone else's promo, or got a high school education overnight he will pose no threat, but the other two I must admit, they have me a little nervous. I mean Dianna she is fucking dangerous in the ring, and I have to deal with the Ultimate Jobber on top of that." Lively replies.
"It's cage match, and I wouldn't want to be locked in a cage with a Lion." Says Ryan.
"Thanks, well I gotta go, I'm up for the next segment, good luck in your match Razor" Michael says as he walks to the staging area of the entrance way.
"Please welcome Ms. Lively" call sthe ring anouncer as Ms. Lively's new video hits the titantron.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=
[glow=red,2,300]Ms. Lively walks towards the ring. Steps up the stairs and into the ring where she is handed a mic. [/glow]
"Ladies and Gentlemen, Revolution X is the hottest thing going second to only the hottest man alive Jeff." Ms Lively proclaims.
[glow=red,2,300]Michael Lively is seen sighing in disapproval behind the curtain. [/glow]
"And to add to that there are a lot of smoking hot hard bodies in the back.......
Michael Lively grabs a master mic back stage and shoots "Mom just do the fucking introduction please"
"Alright, the Revolution has begun and I would like to introduce you all to the future of this business........"
[glow=red,2,300] "Oh...Ohh.. Ohhh....Kaos, as WALK begins to play and then is interupted by Soulja Boy blaring out throughout the arena. The fans scream in enjoyment of the new world champion coming out instead of Lively. A scratching can be heard like a record being ripped off of a turntable, and the voice of DJ Funk Master Flex comes over "Get this washed up bullshit outta here, and make way for the hottest shit going" as a remix version of Eat You Alive blares. Out from the curtain motorized platform with The White Lion standing on it with arms outstretch like the lord and savior (for those of you new to the biz, that would be Kaos). His head is draped with a hood as the platform rolls down the walk way pyro begins to shoot off down the walkway. Toward the middle of the aisle the cart slows down then violently speed up jerking all the way to the ring, and stopping with a wicked crash into the apron of the ring. The White Lion flies into the apron, and flops to the floor, he jumps up quickly embarrassed and flipping his hood off with rage. The man slides into the ring as the crowd is full of laughter, he grabs the mic from his mother, walks to the corner and jumps to the center ropes with his Kaos Mocking Pose, then back flips into the center of the ring accidentally knocking his mother down. The frustration level on Lively's face is overwhelming. [/glow]
"I am here for the fans, I am your new savior, and soon will be a champion you people can be proud of." Lively spits out to the boos of the crowd.
"Shut up.... you people are to fucking stupid to know that I am here for you, to free you from the stale, old shit you've been subjected to. The Jews didn't believe Jesus came to save them, and you people can;t fathom the fact that I am here as your new WRESTLING GOD!!!" delivers the Lion as he strikes another Kaos mocking love me I am god pose, as the decibel level of the crowd has gone through the roof in the utter disrespect from the Lion.
"I'm going to be locked inside a cage, with the other people that want that title, but will be soon disappointed with the fact that they will be on the loosing side of the card, as I...The HOTTEST SHIT GOING will be crowned the first ever Overdrive Champion." he smirks with confidence looking out to the fans.
[glow=red,2,300] A soft drink comes flying at the Lion, and Lively simply swats the beverage away as it comes into the ring. The drink explodes and soaks the chest region of his mother white Revolution X dress. Michael looks over at his mother as her nipples perk up and are apparently transparent through the white dress. [/glow]
"You know you might want to try wearing a bra mom, anyways Dianna, Justin, and even the ICEMAN listen close (As he walks over towards to camera real close) fear not, please don't be sad, because this title must be defended each and every Monday, and you all will each get another chance at this belt that will soon be mine, and once it is, my new address will be right here in this ring, and I'll give each and any man or women an invitation into my new home for an asswhippin, so bring the pain, bring the reign, cause I'm the hottest shit going, and you know my fucking name."
[glow=red,2,300] He drops the mic, and exits the ring followed by his mother. [/glow]
"Holy Shit". Sabur runs away from his stable mates in excitement
"Jeff Hardy, ohh my God are signing on with APW." Sabur asks like a child meeting Mickey Mouse.
[glow=red,2,300]The man tries to reply and is interrupted by the Irish Hammer.[/glow]
"You know your fucking ladder matches are the best, I love you work in the ring, alright well I let you get out of here." Sabur walks back over to his stable mates.
"Dude I can't believe I just met Jeff Hardy, that is the best" Sabur exclaims in joy.
"Hey Yo, that wasn't Jeff Hardy" Razor answers out.
"What" asks Sabur.
"That was the Elite Mike Basten, he might be trying to beg for his job back after being fired last month." Michael Lively adds.
"Mike Basten, who the fuck is that?" Sabur asks.
"Never mind bro, it doesn't matter" answers the White Lion.
[glow=red,2,300]Sabur looks a bit confused, he picks up his Lil Dick and sets him in a baby seat attached to the back of a bicycle. Sabur climbs aboard and is ready to pedal off. [/glow]
"Oh wait, safety check" Sabur yells out.
"Helmet?"
"Check" replies Lil Dick
"Gloves"
"Check" answers Lil Dick.
"Alright lets hit it, got get ready for the tag match, later guy's" Sabur calls out as he pedals off with his Lil Dick gloved up, and head protection.
"That guy has issues" Razor exclaims
"Yeah but he's a hell of a worker in the ring, so you two should kick some ass in that match" Lively says to ease the nerves of Ryan.
"What about you, title match coming up, and in a cage, you ready." Asks the BadGuy.
"Yeah, unless Jason Royce plagiarizes someone else's promo, or got a high school education overnight he will pose no threat, but the other two I must admit, they have me a little nervous. I mean Dianna she is fucking dangerous in the ring, and I have to deal with the Ultimate Jobber on top of that." Lively replies.
"It's cage match, and I wouldn't want to be locked in a cage with a Lion." Says Ryan.
"Thanks, well I gotta go, I'm up for the next segment, good luck in your match Razor" Michael says as he walks to the staging area of the entrance way.
"Please welcome Ms. Lively" call sthe ring anouncer as Ms. Lively's new video hits the titantron.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=
[glow=red,2,300]Ms. Lively walks towards the ring. Steps up the stairs and into the ring where she is handed a mic. [/glow]
"Ladies and Gentlemen, Revolution X is the hottest thing going second to only the hottest man alive Jeff." Ms Lively proclaims.
[glow=red,2,300]Michael Lively is seen sighing in disapproval behind the curtain. [/glow]
"And to add to that there are a lot of smoking hot hard bodies in the back.......
Michael Lively grabs a master mic back stage and shoots "Mom just do the fucking introduction please"
"Alright, the Revolution has begun and I would like to introduce you all to the future of this business........"
[glow=red,2,300] "Oh...Ohh.. Ohhh....Kaos, as WALK begins to play and then is interupted by Soulja Boy blaring out throughout the arena. The fans scream in enjoyment of the new world champion coming out instead of Lively. A scratching can be heard like a record being ripped off of a turntable, and the voice of DJ Funk Master Flex comes over "Get this washed up bullshit outta here, and make way for the hottest shit going" as a remix version of Eat You Alive blares. Out from the curtain motorized platform with The White Lion standing on it with arms outstretch like the lord and savior (for those of you new to the biz, that would be Kaos). His head is draped with a hood as the platform rolls down the walk way pyro begins to shoot off down the walkway. Toward the middle of the aisle the cart slows down then violently speed up jerking all the way to the ring, and stopping with a wicked crash into the apron of the ring. The White Lion flies into the apron, and flops to the floor, he jumps up quickly embarrassed and flipping his hood off with rage. The man slides into the ring as the crowd is full of laughter, he grabs the mic from his mother, walks to the corner and jumps to the center ropes with his Kaos Mocking Pose, then back flips into the center of the ring accidentally knocking his mother down. The frustration level on Lively's face is overwhelming. [/glow]
"I am here for the fans, I am your new savior, and soon will be a champion you people can be proud of." Lively spits out to the boos of the crowd.
"Shut up.... you people are to fucking stupid to know that I am here for you, to free you from the stale, old shit you've been subjected to. The Jews didn't believe Jesus came to save them, and you people can;t fathom the fact that I am here as your new WRESTLING GOD!!!" delivers the Lion as he strikes another Kaos mocking love me I am god pose, as the decibel level of the crowd has gone through the roof in the utter disrespect from the Lion.
"I'm going to be locked inside a cage, with the other people that want that title, but will be soon disappointed with the fact that they will be on the loosing side of the card, as I...The HOTTEST SHIT GOING will be crowned the first ever Overdrive Champion." he smirks with confidence looking out to the fans.
[glow=red,2,300] A soft drink comes flying at the Lion, and Lively simply swats the beverage away as it comes into the ring. The drink explodes and soaks the chest region of his mother white Revolution X dress. Michael looks over at his mother as her nipples perk up and are apparently transparent through the white dress. [/glow]
"You know you might want to try wearing a bra mom, anyways Dianna, Justin, and even the ICEMAN listen close (As he walks over towards to camera real close) fear not, please don't be sad, because this title must be defended each and every Monday, and you all will each get another chance at this belt that will soon be mine, and once it is, my new address will be right here in this ring, and I'll give each and any man or women an invitation into my new home for an asswhippin, so bring the pain, bring the reign, cause I'm the hottest shit going, and you know my fucking name."
[glow=red,2,300] He drops the mic, and exits the ring followed by his mother. [/glow]
