Post by The Smooth One on Jan 5, 2013 1:58:11 GMT -4
The Smooth Journal -Will the real Johnny Knuckles please stand up!
[glow=red,2,300]Whomever said its not wether you win or lose that counts...probably lost. - Martina Navratilova[/glow]
The Smooth One is trying to relax from a wonderful Christmas season. He looks over at his Christmas tree that needs to be taken down and focuses in on one particular ornament….the replica of the Millennium Falcon and wonders want his father is going to say about his Christmas Chaos. Resting in his cream colored Lazy Boy with his foot and ankle elevated after enduring a few of a terrible pre Christmas presents of Spinning Toe Locks courtesy of APW’s resident English man Julius Farquhar he considers yet another opportunity missed. Suddenly his phone vibrates as a text message from AB comes through that simply says DB+WDWJ =
?
Merry Christmas to me…well not so much and now I got the post Christmas call that I have to face an angry, agitated and aggravated Johnny Knuckles …..or do I? I have been following this Chris Kealey/Johnny Knuckles story and I want to know like everyone else…who is the real Johnny Knuckles? I mean sometimes I know that when you are an orphan and you grow up on the streets that you create a person…a sort of make believe identity of who you want to be. You use your imagination to help you forget not having a family, no one to love…no one to care. So who are you? Is Chris Kealey telling the truth? Did you steal his identity? DID YOU?? You know our backgrounds are totally different, but that doesn’t mean I don’t know struggle. I don’t mean that I have struggled in school or struggled in business and while some may think that have a famous father makes things easier well I am here to tell you that it doesn’t. I have spent most of my life trying to spit out the silver spoon and prove that I am talented and that I am not a product of a couple of properly place dollars in the right persons pocket. I am here and I am not going anywhere and whether or not I win or lose…whomever I face will know that William D. Williams Jr. is no joke.
I can imagine that Knuckles has a lot on his mind between stolen identities, lawsuits, missing an opportunity at Christmas Chaos to win the Suicidal Championship hell he may be more focus on Survive and Conquer than he is me. He is like a wounded animal and the APW brass give me an opportunity to face “the man presumed to be Johnny Knuckles”. Will I get the caged beast or the man who is out of focus? Will I get the legend, the Bronx Warrior or the man who has no name? Only time will tell so in Manchester, England at the first Asylum of 2013 it will be the start of a tremendous year for the Smooth One. I get the opportunity to take on another one of APW’s greatest megastars. I have heard about the havoc that Knuckles has imposed in his storied career. I know that he is dangerous, but everyone in the APW is dangerous. I know that give the opportunity he’ll kick me in the nuts. I know that even if I beat him I still may find a “Donkey Punch” at the end of the night.
The Smooth One rises from the Lazy Boy and goes over the DVD and pops in a bootleg DVD called KNUCKLE UP: The Greatest hits of Johnny Knuckles. He proceeds to watch a fuzzy non- HD quality video of a match after match of just pure carnage. This meal of ridiculousness begins with a pound of flesh and a concussion salad. A main course of bloody battered brain topped off with a pile of broken bones drizzled in slobber-knocker sauce. Last, but not least a dessert of intestinal fortitude, courage and heart. There were wins and losses, but mostly after watch the Smooth One gained respect for the legend called Knuckles.
I have been in with Champions past, present and future and wrestling Yarmouth was a pre-cursor to taking on a man who has immense talent and very very little regard for his opponents and well for himself from a physical standpoint. I will be facing a man who will die in the ring for a victory as long as his opponent dies first. I get it …you don’t become a champion; you don’t become a legend without giving this business all you have. All of your time, energy, effort, blood, sweat and tears. Knuckles has written the blueprint for garnering success and dishing out pain. I know you are in weird place not knowing if you are really who you are, but I know that the same person that was in that video is the same person I see beating the hell out of people all over APW.
That brings this conversation to me and what I am? I am a so pretty ..so smooth..so technically proficient that just like our lives run parallel so do our styles. I am going to try and keep this thing on the mat to keep you from applying any high impact moves. I know you want to brawl, but I will dictate the pace and keep this a wrestling match and wear you down. I will use my superior wrestling ability to frustrate you and while I would love to make the legend quit…I won’t even try…because I know you won’t..I’ll just bid my time and for that split second when you ponder about possibly facing Kash or AJP for the Suicidal title, whether one of the older ladies in the crowd is watching her baby Knuckles wrestle for the first time and wants to finally give you the love you are so desperately seeking. Maybe you’ll be thinking about how your lawsuit will end up or how your supposed best friend could be so accusatory and betray you..why the Giants didn’t make the playoffs or will Wiley Coyote catch the Road Runner.. whether you have what it takes to Survive and Conquer? Since I know that you like chocolate and when one of the things I mention or something else creeps into your head for that small sliver of time where you’ll find yourself with a heaping helping of CHOCOLATE WASTED..you’ll never want chocolate again!!
The scene finds the Smooth One at the airport awaiting his flight to Manchester, England site of 2013 first Asylum of the year. Whille awaiting flight there are a two little boys running around causing a bit of a ruckus…
Hey guys…you be careful running around here you could trip and fall.
A slovenly man…unkempt and chubby approaches me to chide me for speaking to his children.
Running Kids Father: I am sorry Mr but I can supervis..…wait? You are The Smooth One? You are in APW on Asylum right?
Yes sir I am?
Look kids its the Smooth One from the wrestling show you like.
Hey little guys..nice to meet you.
The boys light up like I was the second coming of Santa...The Smooth One gives out little high fives
I love the show tell me…how much of it is real and how much of it is fake?
(Thinking I should have just chartered a flight)
Well sir none of it is fake, but I can show you better than I can tell you!
As the Smooth One prepares to give out a few CHOCOLATE DROPS..the wife of said victim strolls into the waiting area. She is a gorgeous woman about 5’’11 gorgeous legs, hazel eyes…36-24-36 ..awww what a winning hand!! She’s a brick house!! What the hell is she doing with Oliver Cobblepot.
Honey look it’s the Smooth One from APW.
Hello M ‘am.. *as I extend my hand to shake hers*
She extends her hand and I take it and kiss the back of her hand and as I gently caress it…I look into her eyes and give her the Mac DADDY Vibe!!!!
She blushes the way that only WDWJ can make a woman swoon!
Hel..hello… Mr. Smooth *smiling*
OK…well it was nice to meet you Smooth…we’ll be moving to another section of the waiting area.. we don’t want to disturb you before such a long flight!! Ok See you ..not in my bedroom on the TV….
His wife longingly looks back as he drags her away.
*Cause he’s a Smooth Operator….Smooooooooooooooooooth Operator…...Coast to Coast ..LA to Chicago..
The Smooth cell phone rings…
Hello!
I QUIT!!!!
The sassy former secretary for the Smooth One…Ms. Anika Jones is calling. The last time we spoke she was calling to quit her job and to make advances and who knows what she is calling for now. I think she wants to be my manager? NOT!!!
Ms. Jones??’
Yes…
Every time you call me the first thing you say is “ I Quit”? What’s up with that? You don’t work for me anymore.
This time I was calling in reference to your performance at Christmas Chaos? YOU QUIT!!
Actually, I tapped out…I didn’t actually say I Quit.
Same thing..LOL I told you that you need to focus harder, work harder, train harder and get your head out of your ass.
I am working hard and I am focused and putting my head in my ass is physically impossible! Wait, why don’t you call me after I win?
You never win!
I won my first match on Asylum..what are you talking about?
Oh yeah..that was a fluke!
You are pissing me off..What do you want?
Anthony Bailey’s phone number!
What?
I know you’ve been hanging around the Dying Breed…it’s all over TMZ.
First off all I don’t know what you are talking about..secondly AB is bunned up?
Well you don’t want me?
I never said I didn’t want you? Women!!
So you do want me?
What?
See!!!!
Didn’t you just tell me to focus? I am in no position to start a relationship.
You can do whatever you put your mind too. We should go on a date?
Well..my mind isn’t in right now…Date..DATE! I am going in to the ring with a monster! Have you seen the things that Knuckles has done to people? He has mommy issues…he seriously needs a hug!
Yeah somebody gave me a bootleg DVD about him…I thought it was a porno so I didn’t watch it.
It’s pornographic alright if you consider how many people were physically abused!!
Sounds like your year is off to a great start!!
HA HA…funny!
I’ll watch and call you back with some pointers.
What? HA Ha (Simpsons laugh) How are you going to help me?
I have been studying the game? I know what I am doing!
Yeah aight…real talk..I am good?
BEEP- Call Waiting..PAPA SMOOTH
All hell!! Hold on.. its my Dad.
Ooooh..tell him I said Hey!!
What are you “OOOhhhing” for? you are a hot pot!!
I just wanted to say hi to him…Uggh!
Ok hold on!
Papa Smooth is currently filming the first season of House Dads of Hollywood and has a camera crew following him around. Papa Smooth is well known as one of the stars of the Star Wars movies, but the older he gets the more off the hook he becomes. He is starving for attention and while you think a man of his age would go somewhere and sit down Mr. William D. Williams Sr. is as spry as ever.
Hello?
What you mean hello? I know you know who this?
I just answered the phone the way human beings do...sorry!
Sorry hell! What are you doing? Why aren’t you working out? Every time I turn on the TV there your ass is laid out! All the other House Dads are still teasing me about how my son is on TV saying I Quit!
I didn’t say I Quit..I tapped out.
Same thing!!
Hold on for a sec.
What do you mean hold on? Hold on! You put your father on hold? What kind of son are you?
I have Ms.Jones on the other line..
OOOh Really?? Tell her I said hello, there!!
Man whatever? Hold on…
Like I said…I don’t need a want to be manager or a part time girl friend. I just don’t have time. I need to focus on how to deal with the jet lag from flying all the way to Manchester and then getting in the ring with arguably the most ferocious competitor on the APW roster and you are bothering me about going out on a date? I got a date for you Feb 29, 2017!!
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
Dad?
Yes…you don’t know how to use that stupid iPhone?
My bad pops that convo was for Ms. Jones…I am sorry you had to hear that.
No..I am not sorry that I heard it…Let me tell you something. It’s a precious thing when you find someone you can trust and put your faith in. It is special thing to find love son. Now Ms. Jones is a wonderful lady and she has open herself to a possible relationship with you need to consider it. I had that kind of love once *Papa Smooth* begins to tear*
Are the cameras on you?
YES…a close up…they got my good side son!! You know they love it when I cry!!
Yeah OK..I am getting of the phone with you.
OK..son well have a safe flight to England and don’t eat any Yorkshire pudding before the match it’ll give you gas and don’t drink the water. Be careful in the tube..they got some bad ass little pick pockets down there….and ummm..try not to get DONKEY PUNCHED!! WOO HOO!!!
Papa Smooth hangs up!!
Family…sometimes I wish I was an orphan!!!....NAH!!
Hello…Ms. Jones?
Now about that date?
Sheesh..
Fade to Brown!!
[glow=red,2,300]Whomever said its not wether you win or lose that counts...probably lost. - Martina Navratilova[/glow]
The Smooth One is trying to relax from a wonderful Christmas season. He looks over at his Christmas tree that needs to be taken down and focuses in on one particular ornament….the replica of the Millennium Falcon and wonders want his father is going to say about his Christmas Chaos. Resting in his cream colored Lazy Boy with his foot and ankle elevated after enduring a few of a terrible pre Christmas presents of Spinning Toe Locks courtesy of APW’s resident English man Julius Farquhar he considers yet another opportunity missed. Suddenly his phone vibrates as a text message from AB comes through that simply says DB+WDWJ =
? Merry Christmas to me…well not so much and now I got the post Christmas call that I have to face an angry, agitated and aggravated Johnny Knuckles …..or do I? I have been following this Chris Kealey/Johnny Knuckles story and I want to know like everyone else…who is the real Johnny Knuckles? I mean sometimes I know that when you are an orphan and you grow up on the streets that you create a person…a sort of make believe identity of who you want to be. You use your imagination to help you forget not having a family, no one to love…no one to care. So who are you? Is Chris Kealey telling the truth? Did you steal his identity? DID YOU?? You know our backgrounds are totally different, but that doesn’t mean I don’t know struggle. I don’t mean that I have struggled in school or struggled in business and while some may think that have a famous father makes things easier well I am here to tell you that it doesn’t. I have spent most of my life trying to spit out the silver spoon and prove that I am talented and that I am not a product of a couple of properly place dollars in the right persons pocket. I am here and I am not going anywhere and whether or not I win or lose…whomever I face will know that William D. Williams Jr. is no joke.
I can imagine that Knuckles has a lot on his mind between stolen identities, lawsuits, missing an opportunity at Christmas Chaos to win the Suicidal Championship hell he may be more focus on Survive and Conquer than he is me. He is like a wounded animal and the APW brass give me an opportunity to face “the man presumed to be Johnny Knuckles”. Will I get the caged beast or the man who is out of focus? Will I get the legend, the Bronx Warrior or the man who has no name? Only time will tell so in Manchester, England at the first Asylum of 2013 it will be the start of a tremendous year for the Smooth One. I get the opportunity to take on another one of APW’s greatest megastars. I have heard about the havoc that Knuckles has imposed in his storied career. I know that he is dangerous, but everyone in the APW is dangerous. I know that give the opportunity he’ll kick me in the nuts. I know that even if I beat him I still may find a “Donkey Punch” at the end of the night.
The Smooth One rises from the Lazy Boy and goes over the DVD and pops in a bootleg DVD called KNUCKLE UP: The Greatest hits of Johnny Knuckles. He proceeds to watch a fuzzy non- HD quality video of a match after match of just pure carnage. This meal of ridiculousness begins with a pound of flesh and a concussion salad. A main course of bloody battered brain topped off with a pile of broken bones drizzled in slobber-knocker sauce. Last, but not least a dessert of intestinal fortitude, courage and heart. There were wins and losses, but mostly after watch the Smooth One gained respect for the legend called Knuckles.
I have been in with Champions past, present and future and wrestling Yarmouth was a pre-cursor to taking on a man who has immense talent and very very little regard for his opponents and well for himself from a physical standpoint. I will be facing a man who will die in the ring for a victory as long as his opponent dies first. I get it …you don’t become a champion; you don’t become a legend without giving this business all you have. All of your time, energy, effort, blood, sweat and tears. Knuckles has written the blueprint for garnering success and dishing out pain. I know you are in weird place not knowing if you are really who you are, but I know that the same person that was in that video is the same person I see beating the hell out of people all over APW.
That brings this conversation to me and what I am? I am a so pretty ..so smooth..so technically proficient that just like our lives run parallel so do our styles. I am going to try and keep this thing on the mat to keep you from applying any high impact moves. I know you want to brawl, but I will dictate the pace and keep this a wrestling match and wear you down. I will use my superior wrestling ability to frustrate you and while I would love to make the legend quit…I won’t even try…because I know you won’t..I’ll just bid my time and for that split second when you ponder about possibly facing Kash or AJP for the Suicidal title, whether one of the older ladies in the crowd is watching her baby Knuckles wrestle for the first time and wants to finally give you the love you are so desperately seeking. Maybe you’ll be thinking about how your lawsuit will end up or how your supposed best friend could be so accusatory and betray you..why the Giants didn’t make the playoffs or will Wiley Coyote catch the Road Runner.. whether you have what it takes to Survive and Conquer? Since I know that you like chocolate and when one of the things I mention or something else creeps into your head for that small sliver of time where you’ll find yourself with a heaping helping of CHOCOLATE WASTED..you’ll never want chocolate again!!
The scene finds the Smooth One at the airport awaiting his flight to Manchester, England site of 2013 first Asylum of the year. Whille awaiting flight there are a two little boys running around causing a bit of a ruckus…
Hey guys…you be careful running around here you could trip and fall.
A slovenly man…unkempt and chubby approaches me to chide me for speaking to his children.
Running Kids Father: I am sorry Mr but I can supervis..…wait? You are The Smooth One? You are in APW on Asylum right?
Yes sir I am?
Look kids its the Smooth One from the wrestling show you like.
Hey little guys..nice to meet you.
The boys light up like I was the second coming of Santa...The Smooth One gives out little high fives
I love the show tell me…how much of it is real and how much of it is fake?
(Thinking I should have just chartered a flight)
Well sir none of it is fake, but I can show you better than I can tell you!
As the Smooth One prepares to give out a few CHOCOLATE DROPS..the wife of said victim strolls into the waiting area. She is a gorgeous woman about 5’’11 gorgeous legs, hazel eyes…36-24-36 ..awww what a winning hand!! She’s a brick house!! What the hell is she doing with Oliver Cobblepot.
Honey look it’s the Smooth One from APW.
Hello M ‘am.. *as I extend my hand to shake hers*
She extends her hand and I take it and kiss the back of her hand and as I gently caress it…I look into her eyes and give her the Mac DADDY Vibe!!!!
She blushes the way that only WDWJ can make a woman swoon!
Hel..hello… Mr. Smooth *smiling*
OK…well it was nice to meet you Smooth…we’ll be moving to another section of the waiting area.. we don’t want to disturb you before such a long flight!! Ok See you ..not in my bedroom on the TV….
His wife longingly looks back as he drags her away.
*Cause he’s a Smooth Operator….Smooooooooooooooooooth Operator…...Coast to Coast ..LA to Chicago..
The Smooth cell phone rings…
Hello!
I QUIT!!!!
The sassy former secretary for the Smooth One…Ms. Anika Jones is calling. The last time we spoke she was calling to quit her job and to make advances and who knows what she is calling for now. I think she wants to be my manager? NOT!!!
Ms. Jones??’
Yes…
Every time you call me the first thing you say is “ I Quit”? What’s up with that? You don’t work for me anymore.
This time I was calling in reference to your performance at Christmas Chaos? YOU QUIT!!
Actually, I tapped out…I didn’t actually say I Quit.
Same thing..LOL I told you that you need to focus harder, work harder, train harder and get your head out of your ass.
I am working hard and I am focused and putting my head in my ass is physically impossible! Wait, why don’t you call me after I win?
You never win!
I won my first match on Asylum..what are you talking about?
Oh yeah..that was a fluke!
You are pissing me off..What do you want?
Anthony Bailey’s phone number!
What?
I know you’ve been hanging around the Dying Breed…it’s all over TMZ.
First off all I don’t know what you are talking about..secondly AB is bunned up?
Well you don’t want me?
I never said I didn’t want you? Women!!
So you do want me?
What?
See!!!!
Didn’t you just tell me to focus? I am in no position to start a relationship.
You can do whatever you put your mind too. We should go on a date?
Well..my mind isn’t in right now…Date..DATE! I am going in to the ring with a monster! Have you seen the things that Knuckles has done to people? He has mommy issues…he seriously needs a hug!
Yeah somebody gave me a bootleg DVD about him…I thought it was a porno so I didn’t watch it.
It’s pornographic alright if you consider how many people were physically abused!!
Sounds like your year is off to a great start!!
HA HA…funny!
I’ll watch and call you back with some pointers.
What? HA Ha (Simpsons laugh) How are you going to help me?
I have been studying the game? I know what I am doing!
Yeah aight…real talk..I am good?
BEEP- Call Waiting..PAPA SMOOTH
All hell!! Hold on.. its my Dad.
Ooooh..tell him I said Hey!!
What are you “OOOhhhing” for? you are a hot pot!!
I just wanted to say hi to him…Uggh!
Ok hold on!
Papa Smooth is currently filming the first season of House Dads of Hollywood and has a camera crew following him around. Papa Smooth is well known as one of the stars of the Star Wars movies, but the older he gets the more off the hook he becomes. He is starving for attention and while you think a man of his age would go somewhere and sit down Mr. William D. Williams Sr. is as spry as ever.
Hello?
What you mean hello? I know you know who this?
I just answered the phone the way human beings do...sorry!
Sorry hell! What are you doing? Why aren’t you working out? Every time I turn on the TV there your ass is laid out! All the other House Dads are still teasing me about how my son is on TV saying I Quit!
I didn’t say I Quit..I tapped out.
Same thing!!
Hold on for a sec.
What do you mean hold on? Hold on! You put your father on hold? What kind of son are you?
I have Ms.Jones on the other line..
OOOh Really?? Tell her I said hello, there!!
Man whatever? Hold on…
Like I said…I don’t need a want to be manager or a part time girl friend. I just don’t have time. I need to focus on how to deal with the jet lag from flying all the way to Manchester and then getting in the ring with arguably the most ferocious competitor on the APW roster and you are bothering me about going out on a date? I got a date for you Feb 29, 2017!!
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
Dad?
Yes…you don’t know how to use that stupid iPhone?
My bad pops that convo was for Ms. Jones…I am sorry you had to hear that.
No..I am not sorry that I heard it…Let me tell you something. It’s a precious thing when you find someone you can trust and put your faith in. It is special thing to find love son. Now Ms. Jones is a wonderful lady and she has open herself to a possible relationship with you need to consider it. I had that kind of love once *Papa Smooth* begins to tear*
Are the cameras on you?
YES…a close up…they got my good side son!! You know they love it when I cry!!
Yeah OK..I am getting of the phone with you.
OK..son well have a safe flight to England and don’t eat any Yorkshire pudding before the match it’ll give you gas and don’t drink the water. Be careful in the tube..they got some bad ass little pick pockets down there….and ummm..try not to get DONKEY PUNCHED!! WOO HOO!!!
Papa Smooth hangs up!!
Family…sometimes I wish I was an orphan!!!....NAH!!
Hello…Ms. Jones?
Now about that date?
Sheesh..
Fade to Brown!!
