Post by The Smooth One on Feb 9, 2013 2:03:25 GMT -4
[glow=red,2,300]Tony D'Amato: On any given Sunday you're gonna win or you're gonna lose. The point is - can you win or lose like a man?[/glow]
Smooth Journal: Survive and Conquer Chronicles – Feb 3rd
It’s been a week since I lost to TJ and the swelling in my face has gone down a lot. I mean I am much to pretty to be getting kicked in the face. I guess I should have bobbed instead of weaving? All is good thought because I get another shot at the Tap Out Champ, but not quite the way I wanted. This time I’ll be facing him in a tag team match with my Dying Breed brethren Jair Hopkins better know to the APW faithful as J-Hop. J-Hop is a true talent, he was born for this and he is masterful in the ring. The young man can flat out fly and I sometimes wonder what the hell he is thinking when he climbs to the top rope, spreads his wings and leaps? I know that the end result is not pretty for his opponent and I am glad it is not me.
This will be our first time tagging together and he is certainly the more experienced tag team technician. He has an advantage over all of the other competitors in this match by being a tag team specialist. This is his type of match and I know that he will put me in the right positions to maximize my skill set and help us gain victory. All of this will be done under the watchful eye and tutelage of the third eye of the Dying Breed “The Promise” Anthony Bailey. I mean I’ll be receiving guidance from the former APW Tag Team Champions so how can we lose?
I am still a little upset that I let TJ and the Tap Out Title slip through my fingers! When I put him in the Smoothed Out…I heard the screams and I heard vertebrae straining and tissue tearing and I could hear the moans of pain, but I gotta give it to him he is one tough SOB. He made his way to the ropes to break the hold and got to his feet and turned the match around. While I was all tangled up in the ropes and I could see the red in his eyes as he ran toward me. I knew what he wanted to do ..I knew he wanted to decapitate me. He wanted to send my head back to my father in a Star Wars themed gift basket with light sabers, a storm trooper helmet, a Ben Kenobi robe and my head as the centerpiece. I believe that would have happened too if I hadn’t moved just slightly and not get the full impact of the kick. It was still enough to knock me out and well I have to just learn from that and not let it happen again this Sunday at Asylum.
The Smooth One takes a second from his journal to look in the mirror at his scar courtesy of the Soul of Philly and to take a sip of his favorite beverage …Chocolate Wasted.
This time when I meet TJ in the ring the rules are a little different. The Tap Out rules that govern that particular belt are a little stringent, but I can appreciate the craft it takes to win and hold that title and the contenders that strive to win it. It is a wrestler’s title and lends itself to an application of skill although TJ has changed that a bit, because you can’t tap out…if you’re knocked out. This time we meet in tag team action and this is just as much a measure of skill and talent as it is teamwork. It is a measure of how two people with unique skill sets blend those abilities together to become fully functioning entity. I think J-Hop and I can merge our talents and work as a cohesive unit and win on Sunday. The Breed is a group that are all on the same wavelength and so whether it is me and J-Hop, AB and I or J-Hop and AB the APW fans in Vancouver will get a glimpse of the Dying Breed at its finest and so will Saint and TJ.
So come Sunday…tag team match…J-Hop vs. TJ…Smooth vs. Saint…which team is more compatible? Which team works best together? Which team wants it? Which team has the most to prove? All of that will be revealed this Sunday as The Dying Breed crosses paths with the Pillars. I can’t wait!!
The Smooth One puts down his pen and picks up his Chocolate Wasted and heads to the gym
Finis
Surprise Surprise!
Standing in the hallway of the Hilton Hotel in Vancouver, BC the father of APW Megastar William D. Williams Jr. has arrived in Canada unexpectedly hoping to surpise his son and drum up some ratings for his struggling reality show
I am the father of the William D. Williams Jr aka the The Smooth One, APW Megastar and member of the Dying Breed. Who all know who I am Mr. Colt 45, Lando Calrissian and the star of the Real House Dads of Hollywood. I am bringing the camera crew to my son’s room in Vancouver, Canada. He does not know that I am here and I am hoping to catch him in a compromising position!
Papa Smooth positions his camera crew and approaches the door
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
Room Service!!
The Smooth One is in his room pacing back and forth anxiously awaiting his tag team match between himself and Jair “J-Hop” Hopkins versus two of the4 3 Pillars. The current Tap Out Champ “The Soul of Philly” TJ and The Paragon ..The Patron … Keaton Saint.
*Hmmmm..I didn’t order any room service?*
As the Smooth One approaches the door…he stops short of just opening it.
Again he hears knocking at the door
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
Room Service!
I didn’t order any room service..go away!
This is a complimentary breakfast compliments of the hotel.
OK… wait just a second!
The Smooth One goes to put on one of his favorite shirts. A t-shirt the reads “Live Long and Prosper” and goes to open the door.
SURPR……What the Hell!
Hey Pops ..good to see you!! I was hoping that you were going to show up! Come on in!
HELL NO!!
What’s the matter?
What the hell is that you have on?
It’s a Star Trek t-shirt..Live Long and Prosper..Spock..you know?
The Smooth One goes to make the Vulcan salute and his father
smacks his hand!!
HEY POPS…What’s wrong with you?
Don’t you make that sign at me!! What kind of son are you? Where is that R2D2 shirt I bought you for Christmas?
I am not wearing a R2D2 shirt ..I am a grown ass MAN!
That is just plain disrespectful..I mean you wouldn’t be anything without those residual checks from Mr. Lucas. That man is a SAINT!!!
The Smooth One takes a cut eye look at his father….
Did you say SAINT?
Yes, Mr. Lucas was good to us son…how do you think you made it through law school?
I had a scholarship!
Technicalities…
Whatever Pops! And by the way speaking of disrespect and SAINTS…
The Smooth One motions to the camera men following his father around….
Hey you…turn that camera over here. This going is going out to the masses right? Let me take this time to send out a message to one of my opponents on Sunday.
Pops you want to talk about disrespect. I know that I am new to this whole wrestling thing and I am the kid on the block and that’s cool. I know that I have to pay my dues, be humble, shut my mouth and look, listen and learn. This is no different from the hazing at the law firm. Here is the THING….you can’t SLEEP on anybody because on ANY GIVEN SUNDAY
The Smooth One stands up and grabs the camera and pulls it in even closer
YOU CAN GET THAT ASS WHOOPED!!!
I saw the promo that my opponent Keaton Saint did and while don’t expect anyone to ride my jock, he had nothing to say about his opponents this Sunday. It was if he just knew they were going to win. As if the Dying Breed were an after thought? They are already making plans for the future..it’s already February 11th for them and they have a “W” over me and J-Hop? That’s disrespectful! I heard Saint talking about what if “Rasslemania or Mayhem went different” and “what if I had entered Survive and Conquer at 35 instead of 34”? What about my contract? BOO HOO HOO!! Here is what I know … I know you can wrestle and I know you are one of the best around. I know you both have been in the game a long time and have taken on the best kicking ass the whole world over. I know that you’ve won belts and lost belts taken on all comers and won more times than you’ve lost. Here is what else I know…If they offered you 2 cases of Donkey Punch, a 6 pack of Chocolate Wasted and bag of buttons you should have signed you contract! If you had entered Survive and Conquer and 35, 45 or 65 you would have still gotten your ass whipped. If Rasslemania or Mayhem had gone differently maybe you wouldn’t be wondering why Terry Marvin’s farts smell like cotton candy!!
The Smooth One takes a second…
Well I can tell you that..it’s because Oliva Munn has a sweet tooth! But I digress…
They say the respect is not given , but earned and Saint you had my respect because you’ve had one hell of a career, but you over looking J-Hop and I is a big mistake. So now you have to earn my respect and on Sunday I am going to earn yours even if I have to beat it out of you!
Smooth pulls the camera in close even closer
So listen closely, if for one minute you think the J-Hop and I are intimidated or that we are going to lie down and let you two choose who is going to get this win?
The Smooth One begins to mock Saint and TJ
“Oh I am going to knock Smooth out again..get it Smooth Out” …(Tee Hee)
No No ..I am going to turn J-Hop into J-Tap” (The pair share a giggle)
”(Back to being Smooth)
Well You’re a Daisy if ya do!!
Son, are you OK? I have never seen you this upset before about this wrestling stuff?
Wrestling stuff? Come on Pops now you’re being disrespectful.
The Smooth One takes off the Star Trek shirt and tosses it into the trash.
This is what I do now so RESEPCT that! I took off that shirt because while I like Star Trek you love Star Wars and I respect that. I won’t do that again. I respect everyone in this business and I get along with everyone inside and outside of the locker room. I have worked too hard over these past few months trying to prove to everyone including myself that I can compete with the best. I have been accused of everything from getting title shots I don’t deserve to trying to sleep with every lady in locker room. Then to come back and listen to these two do a promo and talk about Terry Marvin, Sally Talfoud, Level One, Phil Atken, Juan Ramirez….
Who is Juan Ramirez?
I think it’s the dude that makes the coffee?
Oh…don’t forget Stephan Rabb!
Right Stephan Rabb too and why in the hell would anyone talk about him?
Yeah that’s really disrespectful!
Then Saint says to TJ “ I know you can beat Williams and I want to make Hopkins tap”
That’s even more disrespectful son!
Ya damn right Pops!
So I just have this to say to the Kotton Kandy Kid, The Princess of Ponder…Powder Puff Patron Saint.. You can keep on reminiscing about that past and what might have been, but you need to focus on the task at hand. That this Sunday in Vancouver, Canada in front of thousands of screaming APW fans! Pillars vs. BREED… tag team match! The High Flyer J-Hop!…Mr. OH so SMOOTH himself!….when we walk down that ramp and climb in that ring and get to Breed business…we’ll command your attention and earn your respect and from then on every other word you utter will be either Dying or Breed. You’ll answer your phone “Dying” when someone asks where your TPS reports are or how your day is going you’ll just simply say “Breed” and when all is said and done and you and your partner are lying in the ring full of a pool of something that looks like CHOCOLATE WASTED you’ll be glad you are in a place with free health care because we are going to beat that ass from post to PILLAR and back again. Can you win or lose like a man? ANY GIVEN SUNDAY Saint, but this Sunday you’ll get nothing…and like it!!
Now Tap on that..Punk!
The Smooth One pushes the camera away from him and leaves the room
Smooth Journal: Survive and Conquer Chronicles – Feb 3rd
It’s been a week since I lost to TJ and the swelling in my face has gone down a lot. I mean I am much to pretty to be getting kicked in the face. I guess I should have bobbed instead of weaving? All is good thought because I get another shot at the Tap Out Champ, but not quite the way I wanted. This time I’ll be facing him in a tag team match with my Dying Breed brethren Jair Hopkins better know to the APW faithful as J-Hop. J-Hop is a true talent, he was born for this and he is masterful in the ring. The young man can flat out fly and I sometimes wonder what the hell he is thinking when he climbs to the top rope, spreads his wings and leaps? I know that the end result is not pretty for his opponent and I am glad it is not me.
This will be our first time tagging together and he is certainly the more experienced tag team technician. He has an advantage over all of the other competitors in this match by being a tag team specialist. This is his type of match and I know that he will put me in the right positions to maximize my skill set and help us gain victory. All of this will be done under the watchful eye and tutelage of the third eye of the Dying Breed “The Promise” Anthony Bailey. I mean I’ll be receiving guidance from the former APW Tag Team Champions so how can we lose?
I am still a little upset that I let TJ and the Tap Out Title slip through my fingers! When I put him in the Smoothed Out…I heard the screams and I heard vertebrae straining and tissue tearing and I could hear the moans of pain, but I gotta give it to him he is one tough SOB. He made his way to the ropes to break the hold and got to his feet and turned the match around. While I was all tangled up in the ropes and I could see the red in his eyes as he ran toward me. I knew what he wanted to do ..I knew he wanted to decapitate me. He wanted to send my head back to my father in a Star Wars themed gift basket with light sabers, a storm trooper helmet, a Ben Kenobi robe and my head as the centerpiece. I believe that would have happened too if I hadn’t moved just slightly and not get the full impact of the kick. It was still enough to knock me out and well I have to just learn from that and not let it happen again this Sunday at Asylum.
The Smooth One takes a second from his journal to look in the mirror at his scar courtesy of the Soul of Philly and to take a sip of his favorite beverage …Chocolate Wasted.
This time when I meet TJ in the ring the rules are a little different. The Tap Out rules that govern that particular belt are a little stringent, but I can appreciate the craft it takes to win and hold that title and the contenders that strive to win it. It is a wrestler’s title and lends itself to an application of skill although TJ has changed that a bit, because you can’t tap out…if you’re knocked out. This time we meet in tag team action and this is just as much a measure of skill and talent as it is teamwork. It is a measure of how two people with unique skill sets blend those abilities together to become fully functioning entity. I think J-Hop and I can merge our talents and work as a cohesive unit and win on Sunday. The Breed is a group that are all on the same wavelength and so whether it is me and J-Hop, AB and I or J-Hop and AB the APW fans in Vancouver will get a glimpse of the Dying Breed at its finest and so will Saint and TJ.
So come Sunday…tag team match…J-Hop vs. TJ…Smooth vs. Saint…which team is more compatible? Which team works best together? Which team wants it? Which team has the most to prove? All of that will be revealed this Sunday as The Dying Breed crosses paths with the Pillars. I can’t wait!!
The Smooth One puts down his pen and picks up his Chocolate Wasted and heads to the gym
Finis
Surprise Surprise!
Standing in the hallway of the Hilton Hotel in Vancouver, BC the father of APW Megastar William D. Williams Jr. has arrived in Canada unexpectedly hoping to surpise his son and drum up some ratings for his struggling reality show
I am the father of the William D. Williams Jr aka the The Smooth One, APW Megastar and member of the Dying Breed. Who all know who I am Mr. Colt 45, Lando Calrissian and the star of the Real House Dads of Hollywood. I am bringing the camera crew to my son’s room in Vancouver, Canada. He does not know that I am here and I am hoping to catch him in a compromising position!
Papa Smooth positions his camera crew and approaches the door
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
Room Service!!
The Smooth One is in his room pacing back and forth anxiously awaiting his tag team match between himself and Jair “J-Hop” Hopkins versus two of the
*Hmmmm..I didn’t order any room service?*
As the Smooth One approaches the door…he stops short of just opening it.
Again he hears knocking at the door
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
Room Service!
I didn’t order any room service..go away!
This is a complimentary breakfast compliments of the hotel.
OK… wait just a second!
The Smooth One goes to put on one of his favorite shirts. A t-shirt the reads “Live Long and Prosper” and goes to open the door.
SURPR……What the Hell!
Hey Pops ..good to see you!! I was hoping that you were going to show up! Come on in!
HELL NO!!
What’s the matter?
What the hell is that you have on?
It’s a Star Trek t-shirt..Live Long and Prosper..Spock..you know?
The Smooth One goes to make the Vulcan salute and his father
smacks his hand!!
HEY POPS…What’s wrong with you?
Don’t you make that sign at me!! What kind of son are you? Where is that R2D2 shirt I bought you for Christmas?
I am not wearing a R2D2 shirt ..I am a grown ass MAN!
That is just plain disrespectful..I mean you wouldn’t be anything without those residual checks from Mr. Lucas. That man is a SAINT!!!
The Smooth One takes a cut eye look at his father….
Did you say SAINT?
Yes, Mr. Lucas was good to us son…how do you think you made it through law school?
I had a scholarship!
Technicalities…
Whatever Pops! And by the way speaking of disrespect and SAINTS…
The Smooth One motions to the camera men following his father around….
Hey you…turn that camera over here. This going is going out to the masses right? Let me take this time to send out a message to one of my opponents on Sunday.
Pops you want to talk about disrespect. I know that I am new to this whole wrestling thing and I am the kid on the block and that’s cool. I know that I have to pay my dues, be humble, shut my mouth and look, listen and learn. This is no different from the hazing at the law firm. Here is the THING….you can’t SLEEP on anybody because on ANY GIVEN SUNDAY
The Smooth One stands up and grabs the camera and pulls it in even closer
YOU CAN GET THAT ASS WHOOPED!!!
I saw the promo that my opponent Keaton Saint did and while don’t expect anyone to ride my jock, he had nothing to say about his opponents this Sunday. It was if he just knew they were going to win. As if the Dying Breed were an after thought? They are already making plans for the future..it’s already February 11th for them and they have a “W” over me and J-Hop? That’s disrespectful! I heard Saint talking about what if “Rasslemania or Mayhem went different” and “what if I had entered Survive and Conquer at 35 instead of 34”? What about my contract? BOO HOO HOO!! Here is what I know … I know you can wrestle and I know you are one of the best around. I know you both have been in the game a long time and have taken on the best kicking ass the whole world over. I know that you’ve won belts and lost belts taken on all comers and won more times than you’ve lost. Here is what else I know…If they offered you 2 cases of Donkey Punch, a 6 pack of Chocolate Wasted and bag of buttons you should have signed you contract! If you had entered Survive and Conquer and 35, 45 or 65 you would have still gotten your ass whipped. If Rasslemania or Mayhem had gone differently maybe you wouldn’t be wondering why Terry Marvin’s farts smell like cotton candy!!
The Smooth One takes a second…
Well I can tell you that..it’s because Oliva Munn has a sweet tooth! But I digress…
They say the respect is not given , but earned and Saint you had my respect because you’ve had one hell of a career, but you over looking J-Hop and I is a big mistake. So now you have to earn my respect and on Sunday I am going to earn yours even if I have to beat it out of you!
Smooth pulls the camera in close even closer
So listen closely, if for one minute you think the J-Hop and I are intimidated or that we are going to lie down and let you two choose who is going to get this win?
The Smooth One begins to mock Saint and TJ
“Oh I am going to knock Smooth out again..get it Smooth Out” …(Tee Hee)
No No ..I am going to turn J-Hop into J-Tap” (The pair share a giggle)
”(Back to being Smooth)
Well You’re a Daisy if ya do!!
Son, are you OK? I have never seen you this upset before about this wrestling stuff?
Wrestling stuff? Come on Pops now you’re being disrespectful.
The Smooth One takes off the Star Trek shirt and tosses it into the trash.
This is what I do now so RESEPCT that! I took off that shirt because while I like Star Trek you love Star Wars and I respect that. I won’t do that again. I respect everyone in this business and I get along with everyone inside and outside of the locker room. I have worked too hard over these past few months trying to prove to everyone including myself that I can compete with the best. I have been accused of everything from getting title shots I don’t deserve to trying to sleep with every lady in locker room. Then to come back and listen to these two do a promo and talk about Terry Marvin, Sally Talfoud, Level One, Phil Atken, Juan Ramirez….
Who is Juan Ramirez?
I think it’s the dude that makes the coffee?
Oh…don’t forget Stephan Rabb!
Right Stephan Rabb too and why in the hell would anyone talk about him?
Yeah that’s really disrespectful!
Then Saint says to TJ “ I know you can beat Williams and I want to make Hopkins tap”
That’s even more disrespectful son!
Ya damn right Pops!
So I just have this to say to the Kotton Kandy Kid, The Princess of Ponder…Powder Puff Patron Saint.. You can keep on reminiscing about that past and what might have been, but you need to focus on the task at hand. That this Sunday in Vancouver, Canada in front of thousands of screaming APW fans! Pillars vs. BREED… tag team match! The High Flyer J-Hop!…Mr. OH so SMOOTH himself!….when we walk down that ramp and climb in that ring and get to Breed business…we’ll command your attention and earn your respect and from then on every other word you utter will be either Dying or Breed. You’ll answer your phone “Dying” when someone asks where your TPS reports are or how your day is going you’ll just simply say “Breed” and when all is said and done and you and your partner are lying in the ring full of a pool of something that looks like CHOCOLATE WASTED you’ll be glad you are in a place with free health care because we are going to beat that ass from post to PILLAR and back again. Can you win or lose like a man? ANY GIVEN SUNDAY Saint, but this Sunday you’ll get nothing…and like it!!
Now Tap on that..Punk!
The Smooth One pushes the camera away from him and leaves the room
