Post by Jason Cashe on Feb 9, 2013 18:09:40 GMT -4
"I was sure of only one thing right now. Making my return and beating Aubrey J. Parker. A female surely on the rise and my "star" has had it's ups and downs and with the New Year, it's that time where the pace picks up. My return. The goals still intact and the path is clear. I WILL be the first ever Double Grand Champion of APW! Aubrey Parker is a big match, a big challenge but I asked for this challenge, this change. The upgrade of Asylum was something I stood to see happen and now I showcase just how good I am with the talent level risen."
Canada wasn't new to Kash but it had been a minute since he was there during the colder parts of the year. He had hit up a few Adult Theaters because that was the cool thing to do in Canada if your American. It was the one thing that wasn't joked about by Americans. Did the Great North really have a fear of the dark? Who knew but it wasn't something that Kash cared about. He liked it up in Canada. People let you do you and they appreciated the Sport of Professional Wrestling more than most places. Great wrestlers had come from Canada. Christian Kane was from Canada. President Jeff too..
Jason Kash: This will be an historic night! The return will be exciting, it will be filled with action, twists, turns, explosions! It will be a night to remember. This Sunday is--
Eamon Clayne: The return of The Walking Dead!! YEAH!!
Jason Kash: I forgot about that..cool, two things have me pumped for Sunday then!
Eamon Clayne: Wait...what's the other thing?
He wasn't dumb on purpose, he had taken so many drugs over the years that he was just fried to the brain. He was innocent and searched for a means to get off the drugs on his own when Kash found him again. Having sold weed to Kash for a few years, they had been cool. Now Clayne was an assistant and liked to see the roads of travel along with Kash.
Jason Kash: My match? With Aubrey J. Parker? How you gonna forget that shit man?
Taking a turn at the four way stop sign, Kash is seen behind the Steering Wheel as they drive down the roads of Vancouver. The breeze was chilled and the windows rolled up with the heater blaring showing they were cold. They suppose to meet a man about a dog or at least that what Kash would tell you if you asked where he was going. Clayne had asked a few times and was bound to have the wonder again. His attention span is short and often forgetful.
Eamon Clayne: So you're wrestling a girl? Are you gonna touch her booby? If you powerbomb her will you take an inhale? Haha!
Jason Kash: You're gonna be an old man pervert aren't you? Opening the front door wearing nothing but a robe and it's far from tied closed. No, I'm not looking at this chick sexually. She already has too many admirers as it is and I've got Kay. I think I've made the upgrade already..
Eamon Clayne: Does she look the same in the morning or is it one of those Haunted House surprises as your eyes open? Haha..don't tell Kaylyn, she'll pinch me again...It hurts..
Rubbing his arm where he had clearly been pinched a few times for being himself. Kash knew very well what that was like, having mentioned KJE was jealous of AJP got him plenty of pinches and teeth marks. Pulling up to a stop light, Kash looks out the driver side window to see some kids standing around horsing around like he'd have done in his younger years running the streets.
Jason Kash: I remember being that young, some call it the best years of your life. I can't say that's true for me but I sure did have some good moments. It's another place where AJP and I are different. She came into the world with the silver spoon already stuck up her ass. I earned my ends and broke heads and survived to get what I've earned. Hell she was bragging about some Porsche she was GIVEN, probably as her first fucking car.
Eamon Clayne: My parents got me a Station Wagon for my 16th birthday..I wrecked it a week later cause I was trying to drive wearing a Gas Mask. Haha!
Jason Kash: ...And..you thought that was safe?
Eamon Clayne: I had both hands on the wheel...Hahahaha! At least I didn't lose to a girl!
Jason Kash: Say that last part to Kaylyn when we see her again okay?
Continuing down the road the thoughts in his head begin to move around. Looking over at Eamon, it's clear he doesn't have much on his mind. He's leaning with his head against the window and making fart sounds and spit bubbles with his mouth. Why was he hired? What purpose does he actually give Kash to have him around. It's not like they are long term friends. Kash just seemed in need of a friend and Eamon fit the bill. Plus when he wore the bear suit, it was balls funny to watch.
Jason Kash: I'm glad you came with me Clayne. I needed a wing man on this trip. You like girls right?
Eamon Clayne: Hells Yeah I do! You seen me in my Manimal Costume right? Ladies LOVE it fuzzy wuzzy! Hahahaha!!
Jason Kash: That's good man. You know AJP has a friend with her all the time too. Childhood friends they have been! Such a sweet thing but when you look between the lines of their friendship you begin to see certain things. Like how Cassandra almost drools over staring at AJP and describing how she looks! One could guess that maybe Cassandra gets more out of her role than just being a friend.
Eamon Clayne: Oh I love lesbos!
Jason Kash: Why? You as a man don't get shit out of Lesbians! They don't put out to penis. I never understood the attraction to that. Doesn't matter though, what Cassandra does with her spank bank is not of my concern. It should be to AJP but she'll not see the signs as another would or should. Just the fact that she spent most her last promo talking Football..that kind of irks me a bit. Not that I'm not a fan of Football..
The front left tire on the car explodes. Eamon Clayne screams out like a female as Jason Kash swerves and pulls over to the side of the road. Clayne looks over at him in questioning glare but Kash just shuts down the engine and exits the vehicle. Shutting the door after exiting to not release the heat, Kash's breath clouds out as he exhales a deep inhale of fresh air. Stepping to the wheel that popped, Kash kicks the flat and walks to the front of the car, Kash turns and sits up on the hood.
Jason Kash: It bothers me...You see I like Football like any other man in America! I like the hard hits, the beautifully placed touchdown passes and a mean stiff arm into another dude's face or chest really makes things exciting. However what does that have anything to do with this match? With our short history? I've thought about this for a day or so now and at first I didn't understand. Did you really think to almost ignore me altogether because that worked WONDERS for Chris Strike. Little mentions here and there just isn't enough to satisfy my urges to hear my name being spoken from someone else's mouth. I enjoy the promotion so say it more alright?
Kash coughs and wipes his mouth as his eyes scan the roads. His head turns back over his shoulder to see what Clayne is doing. He's waving like some retarded kid who recognizes someone and Kash laughs a bit. He turns back towards the front and looks down at the gutter opening on the curb a little down the street. Thoughts clearly working themselves in his head.
Jason Kash: So I came to understand how Football and our match can be related. You cheering for the 49ers makes sense being from California. I myself was rooting for Baltimore but rooting is the wrong word for it because I frankly didn't really care. There were a few bad calls in that game as are with most games. Why the NFL thinks to put together random Official Teams for Playoffs and the Superbowl is beyond me. Referees work the season with the same people mostly so mixing up those teams during games when it REALLY counts is almost like seeing someone who doesn't belong in Extreme Matches as the Suicidal Champion. Much like you...
That holding call at the end was Hot Gah-Bage! However who was to say the Receiver would have caught the ball if he wasn't held? True they'd have gotten the ball at the 1 yard line if the call was made. Maybe the game would have been different. Much like when Shane Borderland came down and HELD me down and allowed you to become Suicidal Champion. The difference being there were no rules in our match but still a foul was had. People have talked about that foul just as they have talked about the fouls made during the Superbowl. Truth is that up until Borderland came out, I was winning. Like the Ravens, I had put down the points to walk away with it all and it wasn't until that one man entered the picture did things begin to shift.
49ers will make it to another Superbowl. I have almost no doubt about that just as I will see you inside that ring against come Sunday. In a rematch, the first bout almost always gets reviews and studied. Most people use the first match to judge how the second one might go but in truth, it almost never goes the same way. People are motivated for new reasons, wanting to not lose, wanting to perform highly against a tough opponent. Just the same as I feel right here, right now. I'm as motivated going into this match, this return as I've ever been. I have more want to succeed than I did standing backstage waiting to enter the Extreme Elimination Chamber where I won the World Heavyweight Title. So will this game, this match up be the same as the last? No. Hell no. I don't even care if Borderland comes down again because I'll be ready for it this time, expecting it this time. After you I have plenty to look forward too but right now the only thing I have on my mind is you.
The passenger door opens and Eamon Clayne shivering steps onto the sidewalk. Closing his door and hugs himself as he steps over to Kash.
Eamon Clayne: Dude I've got to shit man!!
Jason Kash: Ha! I have no idea where a bathroom would be around here man. You can try hitting up one of these Residential Homes and see if they'll let you drop a deuce. I'd not advise that but it's on you..
Eamon Clayne: No Way! Oh hey, you've got newspaper in the backseat! I'll find a bush and Chris Tucker it!
Jason Kash: Say what now?
Eamon Clayne: Yeah, yeah, keep watch on traffic!
Turning away and hurrying to get the newspaper, Eamon Clayne had a plan to drop some waste outside and he was set in his ways. Shaking his head, Kash turns back to the street and looks down both ways for any oncoming traffic. It's clear and why wouldn't it be. It was 4 AM and nobody but weirdos were out traveling the roads at this time an hour...Clearly..
Jason Kash: This thing with Shane Borderland doesn't end with just a single match. So when he stepped into the ring during my match and interfered with my Championship, he signed the deal to shed some blood and that's exactly what it will be. A blood feud between former friends, former brothers. Have you ever had that feeling towards someone Aubrey? I know you dislike a whole wide variety of people for different reasons but have you ever just wanted to END someone because of the friendship you once had? Like with Knuckles as well, I've known him for 6 plus years now and I took the Championship HE CREATED because I knew I could. Now I can't get rid of the damn thing!
I've tried letting Clayne pin me but I guess it takes a real referee and a real competitor to actually put that CURSE on someone else. Do you want it Parker? Do you want to carry around another title that only you can take the cool out of? The Dark Match Title is always on the line but to earn it, to take it from the Champion you must PIN the Champion so submissions don't really work. I wish I hadn't hit on that Gypsy chick, I wish I could find her and force her to take the curse off but I can't. Now until it is taken from me, I have Knuckles wanting to find a way to take it from me.
While I don't want the belt, I also don't want to let Knuckles get a victory over me. Six years, why have him win one now right? When you've got someone's number, it's easy to dial. I can dial his blind folded, he's easy to read, just tough to keep down. All dogs have their day with the devil and this Sunday is yours Parker. I have so many people wanting to beat some sense into me. So many have tried and somehow, someway I've found a way to come out on top. Even when I shouldn't have. You mention being compared to Sally? I've beaten Sally before when it mattered.
When the stakes were high, when it really mattered I won against her and I continue to do that with big matches. I'm a Big Match Player in this game and this match is big. I want this, I NEED this not because it'll look good under my belt, not because I can brag about it on Twitter. I need this because it's mine to lose and this will be a good year for Jason Kash. That year started a little later than everyone else, I couldn't compete in Survive & Conquer. Hell you didn't defend EITHER of your belts at the PPV, so much for being a Fighting Champion huh? Yeah bitch, I'm talking DOWN to you, so listen UP and you might survive this...
Kash walks and reenters the rental car to call for assistance, knowing that he removed the spare tire for more space. He waves to Clayne who is squatting in a bush off the sidewalk. His face shows a grunting that indicates pushing out a poo or two!
Canada wasn't new to Kash but it had been a minute since he was there during the colder parts of the year. He had hit up a few Adult Theaters because that was the cool thing to do in Canada if your American. It was the one thing that wasn't joked about by Americans. Did the Great North really have a fear of the dark? Who knew but it wasn't something that Kash cared about. He liked it up in Canada. People let you do you and they appreciated the Sport of Professional Wrestling more than most places. Great wrestlers had come from Canada. Christian Kane was from Canada. President Jeff too..
Jason Kash: This will be an historic night! The return will be exciting, it will be filled with action, twists, turns, explosions! It will be a night to remember. This Sunday is--
Eamon Clayne: The return of The Walking Dead!! YEAH!!
Jason Kash: I forgot about that..cool, two things have me pumped for Sunday then!
Eamon Clayne: Wait...what's the other thing?
He wasn't dumb on purpose, he had taken so many drugs over the years that he was just fried to the brain. He was innocent and searched for a means to get off the drugs on his own when Kash found him again. Having sold weed to Kash for a few years, they had been cool. Now Clayne was an assistant and liked to see the roads of travel along with Kash.
Jason Kash: My match? With Aubrey J. Parker? How you gonna forget that shit man?
Taking a turn at the four way stop sign, Kash is seen behind the Steering Wheel as they drive down the roads of Vancouver. The breeze was chilled and the windows rolled up with the heater blaring showing they were cold. They suppose to meet a man about a dog or at least that what Kash would tell you if you asked where he was going. Clayne had asked a few times and was bound to have the wonder again. His attention span is short and often forgetful.
Eamon Clayne: So you're wrestling a girl? Are you gonna touch her booby? If you powerbomb her will you take an inhale? Haha!
Jason Kash: You're gonna be an old man pervert aren't you? Opening the front door wearing nothing but a robe and it's far from tied closed. No, I'm not looking at this chick sexually. She already has too many admirers as it is and I've got Kay. I think I've made the upgrade already..
Eamon Clayne: Does she look the same in the morning or is it one of those Haunted House surprises as your eyes open? Haha..don't tell Kaylyn, she'll pinch me again...It hurts..
Rubbing his arm where he had clearly been pinched a few times for being himself. Kash knew very well what that was like, having mentioned KJE was jealous of AJP got him plenty of pinches and teeth marks. Pulling up to a stop light, Kash looks out the driver side window to see some kids standing around horsing around like he'd have done in his younger years running the streets.
Jason Kash: I remember being that young, some call it the best years of your life. I can't say that's true for me but I sure did have some good moments. It's another place where AJP and I are different. She came into the world with the silver spoon already stuck up her ass. I earned my ends and broke heads and survived to get what I've earned. Hell she was bragging about some Porsche she was GIVEN, probably as her first fucking car.
Eamon Clayne: My parents got me a Station Wagon for my 16th birthday..I wrecked it a week later cause I was trying to drive wearing a Gas Mask. Haha!
Jason Kash: ...And..you thought that was safe?
Eamon Clayne: I had both hands on the wheel...Hahahaha! At least I didn't lose to a girl!
Jason Kash: Say that last part to Kaylyn when we see her again okay?
Continuing down the road the thoughts in his head begin to move around. Looking over at Eamon, it's clear he doesn't have much on his mind. He's leaning with his head against the window and making fart sounds and spit bubbles with his mouth. Why was he hired? What purpose does he actually give Kash to have him around. It's not like they are long term friends. Kash just seemed in need of a friend and Eamon fit the bill. Plus when he wore the bear suit, it was balls funny to watch.
Jason Kash: I'm glad you came with me Clayne. I needed a wing man on this trip. You like girls right?
Eamon Clayne: Hells Yeah I do! You seen me in my Manimal Costume right? Ladies LOVE it fuzzy wuzzy! Hahahaha!!
Jason Kash: That's good man. You know AJP has a friend with her all the time too. Childhood friends they have been! Such a sweet thing but when you look between the lines of their friendship you begin to see certain things. Like how Cassandra almost drools over staring at AJP and describing how she looks! One could guess that maybe Cassandra gets more out of her role than just being a friend.
Eamon Clayne: Oh I love lesbos!
Jason Kash: Why? You as a man don't get shit out of Lesbians! They don't put out to penis. I never understood the attraction to that. Doesn't matter though, what Cassandra does with her spank bank is not of my concern. It should be to AJP but she'll not see the signs as another would or should. Just the fact that she spent most her last promo talking Football..that kind of irks me a bit. Not that I'm not a fan of Football..
The front left tire on the car explodes. Eamon Clayne screams out like a female as Jason Kash swerves and pulls over to the side of the road. Clayne looks over at him in questioning glare but Kash just shuts down the engine and exits the vehicle. Shutting the door after exiting to not release the heat, Kash's breath clouds out as he exhales a deep inhale of fresh air. Stepping to the wheel that popped, Kash kicks the flat and walks to the front of the car, Kash turns and sits up on the hood.
Jason Kash: It bothers me...You see I like Football like any other man in America! I like the hard hits, the beautifully placed touchdown passes and a mean stiff arm into another dude's face or chest really makes things exciting. However what does that have anything to do with this match? With our short history? I've thought about this for a day or so now and at first I didn't understand. Did you really think to almost ignore me altogether because that worked WONDERS for Chris Strike. Little mentions here and there just isn't enough to satisfy my urges to hear my name being spoken from someone else's mouth. I enjoy the promotion so say it more alright?
Kash coughs and wipes his mouth as his eyes scan the roads. His head turns back over his shoulder to see what Clayne is doing. He's waving like some retarded kid who recognizes someone and Kash laughs a bit. He turns back towards the front and looks down at the gutter opening on the curb a little down the street. Thoughts clearly working themselves in his head.
Jason Kash: So I came to understand how Football and our match can be related. You cheering for the 49ers makes sense being from California. I myself was rooting for Baltimore but rooting is the wrong word for it because I frankly didn't really care. There were a few bad calls in that game as are with most games. Why the NFL thinks to put together random Official Teams for Playoffs and the Superbowl is beyond me. Referees work the season with the same people mostly so mixing up those teams during games when it REALLY counts is almost like seeing someone who doesn't belong in Extreme Matches as the Suicidal Champion. Much like you...
That holding call at the end was Hot Gah-Bage! However who was to say the Receiver would have caught the ball if he wasn't held? True they'd have gotten the ball at the 1 yard line if the call was made. Maybe the game would have been different. Much like when Shane Borderland came down and HELD me down and allowed you to become Suicidal Champion. The difference being there were no rules in our match but still a foul was had. People have talked about that foul just as they have talked about the fouls made during the Superbowl. Truth is that up until Borderland came out, I was winning. Like the Ravens, I had put down the points to walk away with it all and it wasn't until that one man entered the picture did things begin to shift.
49ers will make it to another Superbowl. I have almost no doubt about that just as I will see you inside that ring against come Sunday. In a rematch, the first bout almost always gets reviews and studied. Most people use the first match to judge how the second one might go but in truth, it almost never goes the same way. People are motivated for new reasons, wanting to not lose, wanting to perform highly against a tough opponent. Just the same as I feel right here, right now. I'm as motivated going into this match, this return as I've ever been. I have more want to succeed than I did standing backstage waiting to enter the Extreme Elimination Chamber where I won the World Heavyweight Title. So will this game, this match up be the same as the last? No. Hell no. I don't even care if Borderland comes down again because I'll be ready for it this time, expecting it this time. After you I have plenty to look forward too but right now the only thing I have on my mind is you.
The passenger door opens and Eamon Clayne shivering steps onto the sidewalk. Closing his door and hugs himself as he steps over to Kash.
Eamon Clayne: Dude I've got to shit man!!
Jason Kash: Ha! I have no idea where a bathroom would be around here man. You can try hitting up one of these Residential Homes and see if they'll let you drop a deuce. I'd not advise that but it's on you..
Eamon Clayne: No Way! Oh hey, you've got newspaper in the backseat! I'll find a bush and Chris Tucker it!
Jason Kash: Say what now?
Eamon Clayne: Yeah, yeah, keep watch on traffic!
Turning away and hurrying to get the newspaper, Eamon Clayne had a plan to drop some waste outside and he was set in his ways. Shaking his head, Kash turns back to the street and looks down both ways for any oncoming traffic. It's clear and why wouldn't it be. It was 4 AM and nobody but weirdos were out traveling the roads at this time an hour...Clearly..
Jason Kash: This thing with Shane Borderland doesn't end with just a single match. So when he stepped into the ring during my match and interfered with my Championship, he signed the deal to shed some blood and that's exactly what it will be. A blood feud between former friends, former brothers. Have you ever had that feeling towards someone Aubrey? I know you dislike a whole wide variety of people for different reasons but have you ever just wanted to END someone because of the friendship you once had? Like with Knuckles as well, I've known him for 6 plus years now and I took the Championship HE CREATED because I knew I could. Now I can't get rid of the damn thing!
I've tried letting Clayne pin me but I guess it takes a real referee and a real competitor to actually put that CURSE on someone else. Do you want it Parker? Do you want to carry around another title that only you can take the cool out of? The Dark Match Title is always on the line but to earn it, to take it from the Champion you must PIN the Champion so submissions don't really work. I wish I hadn't hit on that Gypsy chick, I wish I could find her and force her to take the curse off but I can't. Now until it is taken from me, I have Knuckles wanting to find a way to take it from me.
While I don't want the belt, I also don't want to let Knuckles get a victory over me. Six years, why have him win one now right? When you've got someone's number, it's easy to dial. I can dial his blind folded, he's easy to read, just tough to keep down. All dogs have their day with the devil and this Sunday is yours Parker. I have so many people wanting to beat some sense into me. So many have tried and somehow, someway I've found a way to come out on top. Even when I shouldn't have. You mention being compared to Sally? I've beaten Sally before when it mattered.
When the stakes were high, when it really mattered I won against her and I continue to do that with big matches. I'm a Big Match Player in this game and this match is big. I want this, I NEED this not because it'll look good under my belt, not because I can brag about it on Twitter. I need this because it's mine to lose and this will be a good year for Jason Kash. That year started a little later than everyone else, I couldn't compete in Survive & Conquer. Hell you didn't defend EITHER of your belts at the PPV, so much for being a Fighting Champion huh? Yeah bitch, I'm talking DOWN to you, so listen UP and you might survive this...
Kash walks and reenters the rental car to call for assistance, knowing that he removed the spare tire for more space. He waves to Clayne who is squatting in a bush off the sidewalk. His face shows a grunting that indicates pushing out a poo or two!
