Post by Jason Cashe on Mar 6, 2013 17:38:52 GMT -4
Pissed. Well I should be mad anyway. Losing that Tag match wasn't suppose to happen. Seeing Kaylyn being pinned by Aubrey gave me a sickness to my stomach. One might begin to even wonder what the relationship between Kane and KJE really is. In truth I don't care. If KJE wanted to trade me in for Kane, how could I be mad at that? He's a sexy sum bitch and I'm man enough to admit that without being gay about it. My focus can't be on females and relationships. I'm not stuck on some soap opera and refuse to let my personal life interfere with my business inside the ring. Won't happen, period. My focus is on point and right now it's pointing at a man from Philly.
A wide open mouth comes in closely and takes a bite out of a Greasy Cheesesteak Sandwich. The front missing teeth give away that the mouth belongs to Jason Kash. He chews the greasy substance and wipes his mouth with the back of his hand. Putting down the sandwich, Kash looks around as the scene opens up at a little park. A swing set, monkey bars, even a slide stands tall in the park. Kash sitting at a picnic table watches some birds land and pick at the ground. His voice breaks the silence as the birds scatter from the sound of his voice.
Jason Kash: TJ and I are much alike in a sense. I'm not tree top tall but we're both DASHINGLY attractive men! (Smiles for Camera) But we make a habit out of using truth as a means of degrading our opponents. Taking what is there for everyone and making it a weapon. Using a strength and turning it into a weakness. Can you imagine if we had ever been team mates? Almost was one time, we had a few conversations didn't we? Shame. My history shows I like having someone as big as my confidence hanging around. Outside of you being from Philly, you're not such a bad guy TJ. You like to bully people TJ, use your size to make your case when you have an opinion. That's fine, who hasn't seen someone do that before.
The thing about that though is you can be as round as you are tall and inside those ropes...I just don't have too much concern for bullies. You've talked about pride lately. How a man can look at something and know that he changed something for the better. I think it was a nice message, it was clearly from the soul of who you are as a man. Yet can you really have pride over what you've done in APW? Your this Dangerous guy now, trying to be the most dangerous on Asylum and it took you how long to become the Champion of the belt you carry? You are the Champion though and you've proven to be a Defending Champion so who am I to say different.
Taking another bite from the Cheese steak, Kash makes a face of disgust as he chews up the mouthful. He wraps up the remaining sandwich and tosses it into a nearby garbage bin. Out from the wooded area behind him comes his Assistant, Eamon Clayne. Kash turns and spots him approaching and nods to him as he steps up to the picnic table.
Eamon Clayne: Did you just throw that subway sandwich away? Are you nuts!?!
Eamon dives into the garbage bin, pulling the sandwich out of the bin. He sits down across from Kash and begins to unwrap the sandwich. He finds some extra garbage attached to the wrapper but he peels it off and chucks it aside before biting into the sandwich. Kash nodding at him tries not to watch but can't help but to laugh at the disgusting Assistant.
Jason Kash: It's Cheese Steak...
Eamon Clayne: Yeah I know. It's still subway! Five Dollar...Five Dollar...Five Dollar FOOT LONG!!
Jason Kash: You're retarded. How'd you find me anyways?
Eamon Clayne: Cell phone. You shouldn't have taught me how to track folks with the GPS. So you scared?
Jason Kash: Of what? TJ? Psh...Please! I've stepped and danced with big dudes before and nan nunna them gave me worry. I can dance with the devil no matter his size. Fuck TJ and the Filler Pillars.
Eamon Clayne: He's a big guy and moves like he's 200 pounds. I'd worry about him, then again I worry about fighting period. I'm a little fella. My best fighting move is having the shoes to run faster than the person chasing me. Word.
Jason Kash: Hahaha! You stupid! What I am worried about is Shane Borderland. That dude is twisted in the head, he's looking to get an upper hand on me because he KNOWS he can't beat me one on one. I carried that punk to become the Tag Team of the YEAR in 2011 so now he wants to make a name, take MY spotlight and he'd do it by attacking me from behind. He's a coward..
Eamon Clayne: Don't worry I got your back!
Kash pushes up from the picnic table and laughs.
Jason Kash: Gee that makes me feel SO much better! Just watch yourself because Borderland isn't above coming at you to get to me. He'd do it on the streets, he could be watching us right now!
Eamon taking another bite freezes with his teeth chomped down into the sub sandwich. His eyes slowly move from side to side to see his surroundings. He pulls away from the sandwich and as he chews slowly he looks over at the wooded area. He looks under the table and hurries to get to his feet and away from the table.
Eamon Clayne: Man that's not funny! I didn't do anything to him! You did!! I'm innocent! I don't wanna be Wide Fucking Open!!
Jason Kash: Hahaha! You's a fool man! Calm down! That man ain't gonna do nothing to you. I need to go take a piss..Stay here!
Eamon Clayne: Say WHAAA?!?! You leaving me here..ALONE after telling me he gonna get me? That's messed up man...
Jason Kash: I'll be right there in the woods man, scream if you see him alright? Haha..
With the woods in his sights, Kash side steps a tree and dips into the shadows. Eamon Clayne slowly begins to turn around in a circle to see every direction around him. In the woods, Kash stops and looks for the perfect peeing tree. You have to have the right tree to pee on and he finds it quickly. Stepping to it, he gets down to do his business. His head tilts back as the stream splashing against the tree is heard.
Jason Kash: Aghhhhhh that feels amazing...
A crackle of a branch behind him has Kash hurrying to turn around. Holding himself as he spins around, he finds Eamon Clayne peeking from around a tree. He comes out from behind the tree and looks like he just seen a ghost as he approaches. Kash turns away from Clayne and shakes twice before putting everything where it belongs. He turns around and looks at Eamon like he done bumped his head.
Jason Kash: What the hell man? I can't piss in private now?
Eamon Clayne: I heard a noise! I need to go into hiding man, I didn't ask for this..
Wanting to mess with Eamon, play with his worries, Kash stops and looks around quietly.
Jason Kash: What was that? Did you hear it? Oh shit, do you smell that? That's Borderland's cologne! I'd know it anywhere, smells like piss!
Eamon Clayne: Quit playing...I'm outta here!!
Turning, running, Eamon Clayne shows his speed as he sprints out of the woods. Kash can't help but laugh. Anyone else would have smelt the piss but they would have connected it to Kash taking a piss and not someone smelling that way. Kash exits the woods and looks across the park at someone walking. A tall man, someone clearly of big stature. Kash instantly thinks about TJ and the words just come out even before he thinks about them.
Jason Kash: Do me a favor TJ, ask Michael Callahan what happened last time someone thought to CHANGE the very foundation of an Asylum Championship's ROOTS. Ask him when how his change really came not when he renamed the Suicidal but when I smashed a Chair into his skull and he watched me abort his change. Now he carried around bats, gone ape shit crazy with his GI friend. You want your change? Well stepping in the ring with me finds change alright, change in your career. This thing you have with "Reaver"? Do you really believe it's Johnny Knuckles? I mean he looks smaller than Knuckles did just a week or two ago doesn't he? I mean it doesn't really matter to me, I put the man known as Johnny Knuckles out of action.
Everyone seen his forehead, I gashed the man to the bone! He would have an extra set of lips scared into his forehead if that was truly the same man. Maybe you can prove that for everyone. If it is Knuckles then he has learned that I was not his enemy, he's learned that I was only giving him what he needed. If that's the case TJ...You're in some trouble. Lets face facts big man, you had trouble beating a Rookie in William D. Williams. If this is truly Johnathan Sorrentino then I've unleashed a man that will not be made of jokes like before. If it's the same man then when I opened him up, I put him into unconsciousness and open Pandora's Box. Call this free advice and don't play games...Go for the kill or your reign as TapOut Champion is over at RassleMania. Either way..I'm coming for it eventually. Doesn't matter to me who the Champion is..
Kash heads to the parking lot where he parked. Stepping onto the cemented pathway leading out of the park, he kicks a rock before his words once again fill the air.
Jason Kash: See I have plans laid down before me. I'm to be the first ever Double Grand Slam Champion. What I need on Asylum is one more reign as the Championship you currently hold. Before that goes down though, I get to stomp out a small fire that has remained lit in Shane Borderland. He has some fight in him but that fight has a glass ceiling and I get to be the one who takes away his hopes and dreams of pinning his former partner and proving his worth to himself and everyone else. You TJ are just a warm up to that. Much like you were when I was feuding with Jair Hopkins. Remember that? I got punished for taking Borderland out and got stuck at odds in a Handicap match. How'd that go? Wasn't long after that when you started finding your stride and winning big matches yourself. Becoming the TapOut Champion on your 3rd attempt! Wow! You are impressive Philly, can I call you Philly?
This match between us isn't about TJ, it's about people seeing that the future of my success is set in stone. You should thank, praise Reginald for making this Non-Title because otherwise I'd have taken away your RassleMania moment as well as becoming an Asylum Double Grand Champion! Now before you comment, yes I need the Tag Titles to accomplish this feat as well. Lets be honest though, the Tag Titles haven't been defended on Asylum since Borderland and I were Champions. Pretty sure that's a fact jack! So go and hit the streets of Philly, get the quotes from people about how you're this or love Philly for this or that reason but much like your Eagles, you will get to this big contest between us and you will fail. How does it feel to know that My Hand Will Rise? Big, Small, Wide, or Handicap I find ways to win even when nobody else wants me too. I'm sure there are people cheering you on, wanting you to teach me a lesson! I want that, really I wanna see that lesson get taught.
You want to be the big man on campus Philly? I've BEEN the big man on campus and you aren't changing that. So go tell your broken Pillars that their job is finished, that failure has arrived and your cause is all but shattered. I am the Campus Legend, the man who was here when Asylum first became Asylum. Inside that ring I am your superior and being tall, being agile, being a TapOut or Knock Out Champion doesn't change that. Brag to people on twitter, proclaim your victory early like you did with Stefan Raab because that only adds to the joy I'll have when I'm looking at you on your back with MY hand raised. Knock me out, I dare you to try...
Stepping to his rental car, Kash unlocks the door and dips into the driver seat. He shuts the door and starts the engine. As he backs up and begins to drive off, a man steps out of the shadows and watches his car disappear around the bend as the scene fades..
A wide open mouth comes in closely and takes a bite out of a Greasy Cheesesteak Sandwich. The front missing teeth give away that the mouth belongs to Jason Kash. He chews the greasy substance and wipes his mouth with the back of his hand. Putting down the sandwich, Kash looks around as the scene opens up at a little park. A swing set, monkey bars, even a slide stands tall in the park. Kash sitting at a picnic table watches some birds land and pick at the ground. His voice breaks the silence as the birds scatter from the sound of his voice.
Jason Kash: TJ and I are much alike in a sense. I'm not tree top tall but we're both DASHINGLY attractive men! (Smiles for Camera) But we make a habit out of using truth as a means of degrading our opponents. Taking what is there for everyone and making it a weapon. Using a strength and turning it into a weakness. Can you imagine if we had ever been team mates? Almost was one time, we had a few conversations didn't we? Shame. My history shows I like having someone as big as my confidence hanging around. Outside of you being from Philly, you're not such a bad guy TJ. You like to bully people TJ, use your size to make your case when you have an opinion. That's fine, who hasn't seen someone do that before.
The thing about that though is you can be as round as you are tall and inside those ropes...I just don't have too much concern for bullies. You've talked about pride lately. How a man can look at something and know that he changed something for the better. I think it was a nice message, it was clearly from the soul of who you are as a man. Yet can you really have pride over what you've done in APW? Your this Dangerous guy now, trying to be the most dangerous on Asylum and it took you how long to become the Champion of the belt you carry? You are the Champion though and you've proven to be a Defending Champion so who am I to say different.
Taking another bite from the Cheese steak, Kash makes a face of disgust as he chews up the mouthful. He wraps up the remaining sandwich and tosses it into a nearby garbage bin. Out from the wooded area behind him comes his Assistant, Eamon Clayne. Kash turns and spots him approaching and nods to him as he steps up to the picnic table.
Eamon Clayne: Did you just throw that subway sandwich away? Are you nuts!?!
Eamon dives into the garbage bin, pulling the sandwich out of the bin. He sits down across from Kash and begins to unwrap the sandwich. He finds some extra garbage attached to the wrapper but he peels it off and chucks it aside before biting into the sandwich. Kash nodding at him tries not to watch but can't help but to laugh at the disgusting Assistant.
Jason Kash: It's Cheese Steak...
Eamon Clayne: Yeah I know. It's still subway! Five Dollar...Five Dollar...Five Dollar FOOT LONG!!
Jason Kash: You're retarded. How'd you find me anyways?
Eamon Clayne: Cell phone. You shouldn't have taught me how to track folks with the GPS. So you scared?
Jason Kash: Of what? TJ? Psh...Please! I've stepped and danced with big dudes before and nan nunna them gave me worry. I can dance with the devil no matter his size. Fuck TJ and the Filler Pillars.
Eamon Clayne: He's a big guy and moves like he's 200 pounds. I'd worry about him, then again I worry about fighting period. I'm a little fella. My best fighting move is having the shoes to run faster than the person chasing me. Word.
Jason Kash: Hahaha! You stupid! What I am worried about is Shane Borderland. That dude is twisted in the head, he's looking to get an upper hand on me because he KNOWS he can't beat me one on one. I carried that punk to become the Tag Team of the YEAR in 2011 so now he wants to make a name, take MY spotlight and he'd do it by attacking me from behind. He's a coward..
Eamon Clayne: Don't worry I got your back!
Kash pushes up from the picnic table and laughs.
Jason Kash: Gee that makes me feel SO much better! Just watch yourself because Borderland isn't above coming at you to get to me. He'd do it on the streets, he could be watching us right now!
Eamon taking another bite freezes with his teeth chomped down into the sub sandwich. His eyes slowly move from side to side to see his surroundings. He pulls away from the sandwich and as he chews slowly he looks over at the wooded area. He looks under the table and hurries to get to his feet and away from the table.
Eamon Clayne: Man that's not funny! I didn't do anything to him! You did!! I'm innocent! I don't wanna be Wide Fucking Open!!
Jason Kash: Hahaha! You's a fool man! Calm down! That man ain't gonna do nothing to you. I need to go take a piss..Stay here!
Eamon Clayne: Say WHAAA?!?! You leaving me here..ALONE after telling me he gonna get me? That's messed up man...
Jason Kash: I'll be right there in the woods man, scream if you see him alright? Haha..
With the woods in his sights, Kash side steps a tree and dips into the shadows. Eamon Clayne slowly begins to turn around in a circle to see every direction around him. In the woods, Kash stops and looks for the perfect peeing tree. You have to have the right tree to pee on and he finds it quickly. Stepping to it, he gets down to do his business. His head tilts back as the stream splashing against the tree is heard.
Jason Kash: Aghhhhhh that feels amazing...
A crackle of a branch behind him has Kash hurrying to turn around. Holding himself as he spins around, he finds Eamon Clayne peeking from around a tree. He comes out from behind the tree and looks like he just seen a ghost as he approaches. Kash turns away from Clayne and shakes twice before putting everything where it belongs. He turns around and looks at Eamon like he done bumped his head.
Jason Kash: What the hell man? I can't piss in private now?
Eamon Clayne: I heard a noise! I need to go into hiding man, I didn't ask for this..
Wanting to mess with Eamon, play with his worries, Kash stops and looks around quietly.
Jason Kash: What was that? Did you hear it? Oh shit, do you smell that? That's Borderland's cologne! I'd know it anywhere, smells like piss!
Eamon Clayne: Quit playing...I'm outta here!!
Turning, running, Eamon Clayne shows his speed as he sprints out of the woods. Kash can't help but laugh. Anyone else would have smelt the piss but they would have connected it to Kash taking a piss and not someone smelling that way. Kash exits the woods and looks across the park at someone walking. A tall man, someone clearly of big stature. Kash instantly thinks about TJ and the words just come out even before he thinks about them.
Jason Kash: Do me a favor TJ, ask Michael Callahan what happened last time someone thought to CHANGE the very foundation of an Asylum Championship's ROOTS. Ask him when how his change really came not when he renamed the Suicidal but when I smashed a Chair into his skull and he watched me abort his change. Now he carried around bats, gone ape shit crazy with his GI friend. You want your change? Well stepping in the ring with me finds change alright, change in your career. This thing you have with "Reaver"? Do you really believe it's Johnny Knuckles? I mean he looks smaller than Knuckles did just a week or two ago doesn't he? I mean it doesn't really matter to me, I put the man known as Johnny Knuckles out of action.
Everyone seen his forehead, I gashed the man to the bone! He would have an extra set of lips scared into his forehead if that was truly the same man. Maybe you can prove that for everyone. If it is Knuckles then he has learned that I was not his enemy, he's learned that I was only giving him what he needed. If that's the case TJ...You're in some trouble. Lets face facts big man, you had trouble beating a Rookie in William D. Williams. If this is truly Johnathan Sorrentino then I've unleashed a man that will not be made of jokes like before. If it's the same man then when I opened him up, I put him into unconsciousness and open Pandora's Box. Call this free advice and don't play games...Go for the kill or your reign as TapOut Champion is over at RassleMania. Either way..I'm coming for it eventually. Doesn't matter to me who the Champion is..
Kash heads to the parking lot where he parked. Stepping onto the cemented pathway leading out of the park, he kicks a rock before his words once again fill the air.
Jason Kash: See I have plans laid down before me. I'm to be the first ever Double Grand Slam Champion. What I need on Asylum is one more reign as the Championship you currently hold. Before that goes down though, I get to stomp out a small fire that has remained lit in Shane Borderland. He has some fight in him but that fight has a glass ceiling and I get to be the one who takes away his hopes and dreams of pinning his former partner and proving his worth to himself and everyone else. You TJ are just a warm up to that. Much like you were when I was feuding with Jair Hopkins. Remember that? I got punished for taking Borderland out and got stuck at odds in a Handicap match. How'd that go? Wasn't long after that when you started finding your stride and winning big matches yourself. Becoming the TapOut Champion on your 3rd attempt! Wow! You are impressive Philly, can I call you Philly?
This match between us isn't about TJ, it's about people seeing that the future of my success is set in stone. You should thank, praise Reginald for making this Non-Title because otherwise I'd have taken away your RassleMania moment as well as becoming an Asylum Double Grand Champion! Now before you comment, yes I need the Tag Titles to accomplish this feat as well. Lets be honest though, the Tag Titles haven't been defended on Asylum since Borderland and I were Champions. Pretty sure that's a fact jack! So go and hit the streets of Philly, get the quotes from people about how you're this or love Philly for this or that reason but much like your Eagles, you will get to this big contest between us and you will fail. How does it feel to know that My Hand Will Rise? Big, Small, Wide, or Handicap I find ways to win even when nobody else wants me too. I'm sure there are people cheering you on, wanting you to teach me a lesson! I want that, really I wanna see that lesson get taught.
You want to be the big man on campus Philly? I've BEEN the big man on campus and you aren't changing that. So go tell your broken Pillars that their job is finished, that failure has arrived and your cause is all but shattered. I am the Campus Legend, the man who was here when Asylum first became Asylum. Inside that ring I am your superior and being tall, being agile, being a TapOut or Knock Out Champion doesn't change that. Brag to people on twitter, proclaim your victory early like you did with Stefan Raab because that only adds to the joy I'll have when I'm looking at you on your back with MY hand raised. Knock me out, I dare you to try...
Stepping to his rental car, Kash unlocks the door and dips into the driver seat. He shuts the door and starts the engine. As he backs up and begins to drive off, a man steps out of the shadows and watches his car disappear around the bend as the scene fades..
