Post by evanmcdonald1 on Mar 10, 2013 22:51:29 GMT -4
Evan’s team lost their second chance match and this week Evan was back to fighting in single’s competition as he was taking on Jake Titan of the Natural Born Killaz, the last time Evan faced him was when he teamed up with Kevin Dahlia to take on the Natural Born Killaz, a match subsequently lost by Evan’s team due to Kevin Dahlia, can Evan turn things around?
Evan’s hotel room, Niagara Falls, Canada
March 10th, 2013, 11:00am
So, I’m finally getting a chance to correct the mistakes of the past humph? If only it was another Tag Team Match with Kevin Dahlia.
You’ve all seen my match where I teamed up with Kevin Dahlia against the Natural Born Killaz and how much of a disaster that was thanks in no small part to Kevin Dahlia, there’s a reason why that was our only match together and it falls squarely on Dahlia’s incompetent shoulders! So why am I bringing this up? You’re asking that even though I’ve stated that this is my chance to correct the mistakes of the past? It’s because I’m taking on one half of the Killaz on Meltdown this week, namely Jake Titan.
I’ll get to that idiot in due time but first I have a package to send, it’s mother’s day back in England and I may be an arrogant condescending person but I wouldn’t be on this planet if not for her so I’m doing what I do every year, sending her a package with my mother’s day gifts, my lady friends aren’t with me for once as they had issues of their own to deal with.
“Okay Evan, I understand perfectly.” The greasy teenager that would send the package off on its first leg of the trip said as he took the package. “If it arrives at the destination even slightly damaged we won’t get paid a dime.”
“Good, at least the American Education System has worked for some people!” I said as I shut the door on the teen not even giving him a chance to ask for a tip, the only tips I give are too attractive waitresses or stewardesses and that normally involved me taking them back to my room and since he’s neither a woman nor attractive…..well I’m sure I don’t need to finish that question.
“Are we interrupting something?” One of the cameramen asked and I turned to him with a frown, I didn’t realize that they had showed up until now.
“No, I scheduled this promo for 11:00am Sunday Morning and you came in just as I was dealing with that idiot.” I grunted as I sat down. “Speaking of idiots it’s time I started to address my next opponent, Jake Titan of the Natural Born Killaz, the last time I faced that man I only lost my match due to the idiocy and incompetence of my Tag Team Partner, needless to say I have no intention of continuing my losing streak!”
The day I lose to someone like Titan is the day I become a monk!
“Titan, your team didn’t even pin me when we last faced off and now you have to face me one on one, if you had any common sense, well you wouldn’t be a criminal for starters, you’d back out of this match as soon as possible! But no, you instead had to go ahead and sign on for this match which pretty much cements your status as one of the biggest idiots in this sport.”
A spot shared by his tag team partner coincidentally enough.
“If it seems like I’m dwelling too much on the past Titan then congratulations, your brain started working long enough for you to figure out my motivation going into this match! I can’t change the past, I know that fully, but what I can do is rectify my mistakes of the past by defeating my previous opponents in the present, in this case you!”
And somewhere down the line I’ll do the same to Roberts as well!
“The only reason you beat me in the first place was because I had an idiot for a Tag Team Partner, this time there’s no one to hold me back and I will take you out before focusing on your tag team partner, sometime in the future I hope to do the same thing to the two teams I faced whilst teaming with that idiotic bitch known as Megan Andrews but I’m getting ahead of myself!”
Seeing a pattern here?
“The simple fact of the matter is that I don’t do well in tag team matches, at all! My talents are always squandered in these matches and the results speak for themselves! The fact that I keep being teamed up with idiots like Kevin Dahlia and Megan Andrews is not helping at all but if there’s one thing I can take away from that it’s that they will continue to rot on Meltdown whilst I am on one of the bigger shows!”
And with that I decided to wrap things up.
“Jake, you beat me once but I will correct that mistake at Meltdown, the only thing that you can look forward too is a crushing defeat! This is “Your Scottish Sensation” and “God’s Gift To Women” Evan McDonald signing off, Jake Titan, I’ll see you in the ring!”
I turned to my laptop as the scene fades.
Evan’s hotel room, Niagara Falls, Canada
March 10th, 2013, 11:00am
So, I’m finally getting a chance to correct the mistakes of the past humph? If only it was another Tag Team Match with Kevin Dahlia.
You’ve all seen my match where I teamed up with Kevin Dahlia against the Natural Born Killaz and how much of a disaster that was thanks in no small part to Kevin Dahlia, there’s a reason why that was our only match together and it falls squarely on Dahlia’s incompetent shoulders! So why am I bringing this up? You’re asking that even though I’ve stated that this is my chance to correct the mistakes of the past? It’s because I’m taking on one half of the Killaz on Meltdown this week, namely Jake Titan.
I’ll get to that idiot in due time but first I have a package to send, it’s mother’s day back in England and I may be an arrogant condescending person but I wouldn’t be on this planet if not for her so I’m doing what I do every year, sending her a package with my mother’s day gifts, my lady friends aren’t with me for once as they had issues of their own to deal with.
“Okay Evan, I understand perfectly.” The greasy teenager that would send the package off on its first leg of the trip said as he took the package. “If it arrives at the destination even slightly damaged we won’t get paid a dime.”
“Good, at least the American Education System has worked for some people!” I said as I shut the door on the teen not even giving him a chance to ask for a tip, the only tips I give are too attractive waitresses or stewardesses and that normally involved me taking them back to my room and since he’s neither a woman nor attractive…..well I’m sure I don’t need to finish that question.
“Are we interrupting something?” One of the cameramen asked and I turned to him with a frown, I didn’t realize that they had showed up until now.
“No, I scheduled this promo for 11:00am Sunday Morning and you came in just as I was dealing with that idiot.” I grunted as I sat down. “Speaking of idiots it’s time I started to address my next opponent, Jake Titan of the Natural Born Killaz, the last time I faced that man I only lost my match due to the idiocy and incompetence of my Tag Team Partner, needless to say I have no intention of continuing my losing streak!”
The day I lose to someone like Titan is the day I become a monk!
“Titan, your team didn’t even pin me when we last faced off and now you have to face me one on one, if you had any common sense, well you wouldn’t be a criminal for starters, you’d back out of this match as soon as possible! But no, you instead had to go ahead and sign on for this match which pretty much cements your status as one of the biggest idiots in this sport.”
A spot shared by his tag team partner coincidentally enough.
“If it seems like I’m dwelling too much on the past Titan then congratulations, your brain started working long enough for you to figure out my motivation going into this match! I can’t change the past, I know that fully, but what I can do is rectify my mistakes of the past by defeating my previous opponents in the present, in this case you!”
And somewhere down the line I’ll do the same to Roberts as well!
“The only reason you beat me in the first place was because I had an idiot for a Tag Team Partner, this time there’s no one to hold me back and I will take you out before focusing on your tag team partner, sometime in the future I hope to do the same thing to the two teams I faced whilst teaming with that idiotic bitch known as Megan Andrews but I’m getting ahead of myself!”
Seeing a pattern here?
“The simple fact of the matter is that I don’t do well in tag team matches, at all! My talents are always squandered in these matches and the results speak for themselves! The fact that I keep being teamed up with idiots like Kevin Dahlia and Megan Andrews is not helping at all but if there’s one thing I can take away from that it’s that they will continue to rot on Meltdown whilst I am on one of the bigger shows!”
And with that I decided to wrap things up.
“Jake, you beat me once but I will correct that mistake at Meltdown, the only thing that you can look forward too is a crushing defeat! This is “Your Scottish Sensation” and “God’s Gift To Women” Evan McDonald signing off, Jake Titan, I’ll see you in the ring!”
I turned to my laptop as the scene fades.
