Post by evanmcdonald1 on Mar 31, 2013 22:00:49 GMT -4
Despite putting on a great show at Rasslemania Evan came up short as The Guv’Nor won the APW North American Championship, so what has management decided to do in light of this great showing? Put him in a Number 1 Contenders Match for that Championship!
Who are the opponents? Warren Peace, Cid Phoenix and Tommy Knoxville, three men who Evan has faced before and beaten, however there was another element to the match as Nathanial Havok and The Guv’Nor where joining commentary for the match! Can Evan win?
Evan’s hotel room, Santiago, Chile
March 31st 2013, 7:00pm
As much as I love American women, and as much as they love me, I’ve always had a soft spot for women from Latin American Countries such as Chile, so you can imagine my joy when I found out that the first Meltdown post Rasslemania was being hosted in Chile.
On a more serious note, what can I say about my performance at Rasslemania? I stole the show! I may not have won but I still stole the show and that’s what matters, besides this week I’m in a match that’s practically won already, I’ve faced all three of these men before and I’ve beaten them all besides Tommy Knoxville but he will just be another victim.
“Before I get started with this promo there is something that I must address.” I said in a somewhat somber tone. “I was arrested this week, fortunately no one pressed charges because otherwise I would’ve been charged with robbery…..” I trailed off before grinning broadly. “Why is that you ask? It’s because I stole the show at Rasslemania!”
Oh come on, did you really think that someone with my wealth would be arrested?
“I may have lost the ladder match but I put on a better show than anyone else in that match! It’s only by a stroke of luck that The Guv’Nor walked out of Rasslemania with the gold around his waist! Why am I talking about Rasslemania? Because it ties in to my next match, a Fatal Four Way match between me, Cid Phoenix, Warren Peace and Tommy Knoxville for a chance at the North American Championship, not only that but the current champion The Guv’Nor and the former champion Nathanial Havok are joining commentary for the match!”
With that I decided to start with Cid Phoenix!
“Frankly it wouldn’t matter if Havok was the ref and The Guv’Nor was the timekeeper because I’d still win!” I said with a cocky smirk. “Now then, I have one simple question for Cid, why do you keep signing up for matches against me? Wasn’t the first thousand times I beat you enough? You can’t win against me, you’ll never win against me and this time will be no different! We may have both lost at Rasslemania but I’m not counting that in our little series because neither of us won the match!”
Next up is Warren Peace.
“Speaking of pathetic excuses for wrestlers Warren Peace is next up and quite frankly it astonishes me that someone like him can still be employed! Then again that idiot Megan Andrews is still with the company so what do I know? But what I do know is this! I’ve beaten you before Warren and that won’t change this week!”
Next up is Tommy Knoxville.
“Ah Knoxville, if it wasn’t for that idiot Megan Andrews I’d have victories over all three of my opponents this week! But that will soon change; there are no idiots to hold me back! The only thing that can stop me is some freak accident and I’m not a person who is known for being accident prone! I will win this match and the title!”
I saw my lady friends enter the hotel room and I grinned, soon I’ll be giving them the best night of their lives!
“This match will be as easy as it is to get them into my bedroom! I have a near perfect record against all three men in this match and following my match this week on Meltdown I’ll have a perfect record and a chance at the North American Championship! I hope for your sakes that you don’t have any plans on taking the belt from The Guv’Nor because I will personally see to it that he has a short and forgettable reign!”
I saw the ladies inviting me into the bedroom and I grinned, I guess it’s time I wrapped things up!
“I stole the show at Rasslemania only to come up short! This time I’ll steal the show and the title! Cid, Warren, Knoxville, all three of you are beneath me and this match will prove it! This is “Your Scottish Sensation” and “God’s Gift to Women” Evan McDonald signing off! Next time you’ll see me is when I will have the North American Championship firmly in my sights!”
I went into the bedroom as the scene fades.
Who are the opponents? Warren Peace, Cid Phoenix and Tommy Knoxville, three men who Evan has faced before and beaten, however there was another element to the match as Nathanial Havok and The Guv’Nor where joining commentary for the match! Can Evan win?
Evan’s hotel room, Santiago, Chile
March 31st 2013, 7:00pm
As much as I love American women, and as much as they love me, I’ve always had a soft spot for women from Latin American Countries such as Chile, so you can imagine my joy when I found out that the first Meltdown post Rasslemania was being hosted in Chile.
On a more serious note, what can I say about my performance at Rasslemania? I stole the show! I may not have won but I still stole the show and that’s what matters, besides this week I’m in a match that’s practically won already, I’ve faced all three of these men before and I’ve beaten them all besides Tommy Knoxville but he will just be another victim.
“Before I get started with this promo there is something that I must address.” I said in a somewhat somber tone. “I was arrested this week, fortunately no one pressed charges because otherwise I would’ve been charged with robbery…..” I trailed off before grinning broadly. “Why is that you ask? It’s because I stole the show at Rasslemania!”
Oh come on, did you really think that someone with my wealth would be arrested?
“I may have lost the ladder match but I put on a better show than anyone else in that match! It’s only by a stroke of luck that The Guv’Nor walked out of Rasslemania with the gold around his waist! Why am I talking about Rasslemania? Because it ties in to my next match, a Fatal Four Way match between me, Cid Phoenix, Warren Peace and Tommy Knoxville for a chance at the North American Championship, not only that but the current champion The Guv’Nor and the former champion Nathanial Havok are joining commentary for the match!”
With that I decided to start with Cid Phoenix!
“Frankly it wouldn’t matter if Havok was the ref and The Guv’Nor was the timekeeper because I’d still win!” I said with a cocky smirk. “Now then, I have one simple question for Cid, why do you keep signing up for matches against me? Wasn’t the first thousand times I beat you enough? You can’t win against me, you’ll never win against me and this time will be no different! We may have both lost at Rasslemania but I’m not counting that in our little series because neither of us won the match!”
Next up is Warren Peace.
“Speaking of pathetic excuses for wrestlers Warren Peace is next up and quite frankly it astonishes me that someone like him can still be employed! Then again that idiot Megan Andrews is still with the company so what do I know? But what I do know is this! I’ve beaten you before Warren and that won’t change this week!”
Next up is Tommy Knoxville.
“Ah Knoxville, if it wasn’t for that idiot Megan Andrews I’d have victories over all three of my opponents this week! But that will soon change; there are no idiots to hold me back! The only thing that can stop me is some freak accident and I’m not a person who is known for being accident prone! I will win this match and the title!”
I saw my lady friends enter the hotel room and I grinned, soon I’ll be giving them the best night of their lives!
“This match will be as easy as it is to get them into my bedroom! I have a near perfect record against all three men in this match and following my match this week on Meltdown I’ll have a perfect record and a chance at the North American Championship! I hope for your sakes that you don’t have any plans on taking the belt from The Guv’Nor because I will personally see to it that he has a short and forgettable reign!”
I saw the ladies inviting me into the bedroom and I grinned, I guess it’s time I wrapped things up!
“I stole the show at Rasslemania only to come up short! This time I’ll steal the show and the title! Cid, Warren, Knoxville, all three of you are beneath me and this match will prove it! This is “Your Scottish Sensation” and “God’s Gift to Women” Evan McDonald signing off! Next time you’ll see me is when I will have the North American Championship firmly in my sights!”
I went into the bedroom as the scene fades.
