Post by evanmcdonald1 on Apr 14, 2013 22:14:01 GMT -4
After another loss this time to Yanzel Holmes Evan needed a win to get back in the winners’ circle and at this point the competition was stacking up, it was a Fatal Four Way match that featured Evan McDonald and was being fought under No DQ Sudden Death Rules, who was Evan’s opponents.
His old rival Niobe Martin and newcomers Michael Jennings and “Real Deal” Ellis Graham, can Evan win at last?
Evan’s hotel room, Lima, Peru
April 14th, 2013, 9:00pm
Another week, another fatal four way match that off course features yours truly, at least there’s some variety here as I’m fighting in a No DQ match but besides that there’s nothing new.
My opponents are Niobe Martin in what has to be our hundredth match together at this point, Michael Jennings and a man who I’m actually interested in “The Real Deal” Ellis Graham, why am I interested in him? One simple reason, we’re both rich and yet we are forced to fight each other in this match never mind the fact that our opponents couldn’t hope to make a third of our combined savings.
At the moment I am, off course, surrounded by beautiful women who are either feeling me up or feeling each other up, either way it proves that being rich has more than a few advantages, off course the fact that I’m devilishly handsome also helps.
But alas, I need some time alone if I’m going to conduct this promo alone, fortunately I know just the thing to say to my lady friends to get them to leave me alone for a few minutes.
“Okay, ladies, I know you love me but I do have business to attend to.” I told them and the three women groaned in unison. “But if you wait for me in the bedroom I can assure you that I’ll give you four the best night of your lives, feel free to entertain yourselves in the meantime.” I added and the women grinned before making their way to my bedroom and closing the door behind them, I grinned knowing that I could now conduct my promo.
“It seems that the new GM is fond of putting me in multi-man matches, at least she’s mixing things up with it being No DQ and Sudden Death! This week I face my old rival Niobe “Nightmare” Martin, Michael Jennings and “The Real Deal” Ellis Graham, under any other circumstance I would just dismiss this as yet another time waster but the fact that they are putting me in a match with another rich man has peeked my interest to say the least, still I will be starting with Martin as I have the most history with that bitch!”
This will be quick.
“Martin, Elis actually raises a good point, why does this company continue to hire a clearly talentless woman such as you, but then I realized why, you’re not talentless, not at all, your talents are located on your chest and you used them to get this job in the first place, undoubtedly using another kind of job to sweeten the deal! Needless to say I’ll enjoy defeating you.”
Next up is Jennings.
“And now we get to the one participant in this match who isn’t worth my time or effort Michael Jennings, your style may be best suited for this match Jennings but trust me, you won’t succeed no matter what! I am bigger, stronger and much better looking than you can have any dreams of being and I’ll be the one who will crush that dream and your dreams for this company!”
Next up is Graham.
“As I said before Elis Graham is the only participant in this match that I’m actually interested in, Elis the fact that the higher ups see fit to make two rich men fight it out with these commoners is just plain disgusting, we make ten times their annual salary in a week but alas we must fight and only one will prevail and whilst I look forward to possibly working with you, I must tell you the truth, I will prevail!”
It’s that simple.
“This is a win that has been a long time coming as far as I’m concerned and after losing so damn many matches in recent weeks I need this win! Niobe may claim that she’s beaten me before and that she can do it again, Jennings may claim that the fact that he’s the wildcard in this match makes him a dangerous enemy and Graham may be rich like me but in the end there’s only one who will win and you’re looking at him!”
And with that I decided to wrap things up.
“The four of you may put up a fight but in the end there’s no way that I can lose this match and I won’t lose this match for that matter! This is “Your Scottish Sensation” and “God’s Gift To Women” Evan McDonald signing off and reminding my opponents that they don’t stand a chance against me, now if you excuse me those lovely ladies have been waiting patiently for me!”
I went into my bedroom as the scene fades.
His old rival Niobe Martin and newcomers Michael Jennings and “Real Deal” Ellis Graham, can Evan win at last?
Evan’s hotel room, Lima, Peru
April 14th, 2013, 9:00pm
Another week, another fatal four way match that off course features yours truly, at least there’s some variety here as I’m fighting in a No DQ match but besides that there’s nothing new.
My opponents are Niobe Martin in what has to be our hundredth match together at this point, Michael Jennings and a man who I’m actually interested in “The Real Deal” Ellis Graham, why am I interested in him? One simple reason, we’re both rich and yet we are forced to fight each other in this match never mind the fact that our opponents couldn’t hope to make a third of our combined savings.
At the moment I am, off course, surrounded by beautiful women who are either feeling me up or feeling each other up, either way it proves that being rich has more than a few advantages, off course the fact that I’m devilishly handsome also helps.
But alas, I need some time alone if I’m going to conduct this promo alone, fortunately I know just the thing to say to my lady friends to get them to leave me alone for a few minutes.
“Okay, ladies, I know you love me but I do have business to attend to.” I told them and the three women groaned in unison. “But if you wait for me in the bedroom I can assure you that I’ll give you four the best night of your lives, feel free to entertain yourselves in the meantime.” I added and the women grinned before making their way to my bedroom and closing the door behind them, I grinned knowing that I could now conduct my promo.
“It seems that the new GM is fond of putting me in multi-man matches, at least she’s mixing things up with it being No DQ and Sudden Death! This week I face my old rival Niobe “Nightmare” Martin, Michael Jennings and “The Real Deal” Ellis Graham, under any other circumstance I would just dismiss this as yet another time waster but the fact that they are putting me in a match with another rich man has peeked my interest to say the least, still I will be starting with Martin as I have the most history with that bitch!”
This will be quick.
“Martin, Elis actually raises a good point, why does this company continue to hire a clearly talentless woman such as you, but then I realized why, you’re not talentless, not at all, your talents are located on your chest and you used them to get this job in the first place, undoubtedly using another kind of job to sweeten the deal! Needless to say I’ll enjoy defeating you.”
Next up is Jennings.
“And now we get to the one participant in this match who isn’t worth my time or effort Michael Jennings, your style may be best suited for this match Jennings but trust me, you won’t succeed no matter what! I am bigger, stronger and much better looking than you can have any dreams of being and I’ll be the one who will crush that dream and your dreams for this company!”
Next up is Graham.
“As I said before Elis Graham is the only participant in this match that I’m actually interested in, Elis the fact that the higher ups see fit to make two rich men fight it out with these commoners is just plain disgusting, we make ten times their annual salary in a week but alas we must fight and only one will prevail and whilst I look forward to possibly working with you, I must tell you the truth, I will prevail!”
It’s that simple.
“This is a win that has been a long time coming as far as I’m concerned and after losing so damn many matches in recent weeks I need this win! Niobe may claim that she’s beaten me before and that she can do it again, Jennings may claim that the fact that he’s the wildcard in this match makes him a dangerous enemy and Graham may be rich like me but in the end there’s only one who will win and you’re looking at him!”
And with that I decided to wrap things up.
“The four of you may put up a fight but in the end there’s no way that I can lose this match and I won’t lose this match for that matter! This is “Your Scottish Sensation” and “God’s Gift To Women” Evan McDonald signing off and reminding my opponents that they don’t stand a chance against me, now if you excuse me those lovely ladies have been waiting patiently for me!”
I went into my bedroom as the scene fades.
