Post by Michael Jennings on Apr 14, 2013 22:21:25 GMT -4
04/12/2013
Lima, Peru
Inside of a local military gear and gun shop the wrestler known to the world as Michael Jennings has a whole bunch of stuff in his arms as he walks over to the counter. The clerk gives him a look as he drops it all on the counter. The inquisitive clerk looks at the items with a raised eyebrow. He inspects the items with a sense of curiosity. There in front of him are some canisters of lighter fuel, a lighter, three strands of barbed wire, a Swiss army knife, a switchblade, and some ammunition. He stops looking at the items to look at Michael once more.
Clerk: Senor, what do you need these for?
Michael smiles at him with a devious grin before reaching into his pocket and pulling out a paper. He unfolds it to reveal a poster of the APW Meltdown show that is coming up in a few days.
Jennings: Don’t worry. I’m a wrestler.
The clerk inspects the poster before nodding his head.
Clerk: Si…you going to use these in your match?
Jennings folds the poster back up and puts it away before smiling at the clerk.
Jennings: Yes and no. Yes, some of it I will be using in the match. The rest I’m going to use to amuse myself with.
He then motions to the items on the counter.
Jennings: And can you bag this up? I don’t want to drop any of it. I’m clumsy.
The clerk gives him a look before complying as the scene fades out.
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Today…
The scene opens up in an alleyway somewhere in Lima, Peru where Michael Jennings walks on screen with a duffel bag in one hand and a bag with some of the things he bought from the military shop earlier in the other hand. He sets the bag down on a pile of crates nearby before walking to the middle of the alley and stopping in front of the camera before beginning his monologue.
Jennings: I grew up in an environment where there was no love…
It made me into a sadist, a sociopath, a nihilistic lunatic with no morals and no redeeming qualities of any kind…
It also made me the perfect person to be put in a No Holds Barred, Falls Count Anywhere, Sudden Death match.
A sick smile creeps across his face as he continues.
Jennings: I will show my three opponents no mercy and will have no remorse for my actions during the match. I’m heartless, ruthless, and have no morals. I’m not in this match to get any title shots or to increase my popularity to get more money. i just am here to create…chaos. And I’m going to enjoy it with the three pieces of trash that I’m wrestling this week. And by wrestling I mean maiming.
He continues his monologue by speaking about the first of his three opponents.
Jennings: First we have Niobe Martin, the biggest diva on the Meltdown roster. The last time you were on television you were too busy sniffing food and looking around at the scenery instead of worry about your match. That is why you fail. You’re too busy smelling the roses instead of preparing for your match. That is why you lost. You didn't have your focus on the match. And going by what I've seen from you I think that will be the case again this week. You are a weak minded individual which is why you fail. There is nothing special about you and there never will be. The only way I can see you even being on the APW roster is laying on your back just to keep your job. You suck in more ways than one and I’m going to take great pleasure in maiming you this week on Meltdown.
He stops for a moment to start talking about the second of his three opponents who judging by his mannerisms annoys him more than Niobe does.
Jennings: Next up is Evan McDonald, the first of the rich snobs in this match. In fact you and the third man in this match are the EXACT SAME PERSON with the exception that you’re from Scotland and he’s a reality show douchebag. Your ego is what’s going to be your undoing. You think you need be the best at everything? Well that’s fine and all but as far as being the most brutal wrestler in APW that honor goes to me. I don’t mess around in matches like this one. I go out there to maim. In other words I’m the last man you and any of these other humanoids wants to be stepping into a ring with on any week. You can’t bring me, try to reason with me, or see any logical reasoning for the things I do. I just create…chaos. I’m not one of your whores that will do anything for money. You seemed to care more about your skanks than your last match week as well. You also seem to care a lot about your looks.
He pauses to go over and rummage through the bag he sat down earlier. After a moment he pulls out an empty beer bottle and a can of gasoline. He then holds it up the bottle before breaking it against the wall of the building next to him. He then drops the remnants of the bottle and picks up a large shard of glass before turning back to the camera.
Jennings: As you can see…
Much to the shock of the camera operator he cuts his cheek with the piece of glass. He then cuts his hand with it as well before tossing the shard down and motioning to the cut on his face with a smile on his face as he continues his monologue.
Jennings: I could give a crap less about my looks. Looks are for the arrogant and the vain. I’m neither. All you seem to care about is money and looks. That is why you fail both in wrestling and in life. You perfectly represent the capitalist civilization that we as humans have built for ourselves. Economic collapse worldwide is a direct result of this. Our culture prides itself on being about money which is why there are too many people like you that exist. In fact there’s too many of you rich, preppy snobs here in APW and in this business in general. A lot of silver spoon rich boys coming around here with visions of glory and grandeur. You are a dime a dozen. There is nothing unique about you. You are just another wrestling zombie clone with the same interchangeable personality as the other clones have.
Let me give you a rundown of this personality. The typical zombie clone wrestler has a rich background or graduated college. That is the only part that differs. The rest is the same. They only care about winning championships, money, fame, popularity, and power. That is what drives a wrestling zombie. The personality characteristics usually focus on the elements of greed, vanity, sex appeal or whoring themselves to whatever ring rats are around who also only care about their looks, and also like to talk about past championship wins instead of backing up all of their tough talk in the ring. That is why you are not special. You’re one of them.
He stops briefly to point to himself before continuing his rant of hate.
Jennings: I’m not. In fact I’m the opposite of you and the rest of the clones of wrestling that infest this match like a termite infestation. Nothing is special about you or any of my other two opponents which is what annoys me about this match. I’m stuck in here with three clones from the Make A Wrestler Factory in a match that’s my style. And you are the one that fits the typical clone mode the most. However, that said, you aren't the person in this match that annoys me the most which is mind boggling considering how I think you’re a one dimensional piece of human crap that has no business being in the ring with someone like me. I am going to maim you and make you go running back to your parents to get money to pay for all of the extensive reconstructive surgery that you’re going to need after this match. Your arrogance is your biggest weakness and it is a weakness I plan on exploiting during this match.
Arrogance is for the weak like yourself. You may have the whole world in front of you but after this week all of your looks, all of your money, and all of your whores will do nothing to repair the damage that I’m going to do to you. All of those pitiful pipe dreams you've had about your career are going to become nothing but a dry lake in the middle of the desert. There is no hope for you to repair the damage once it happens. Your career was over before it even started. I’m just glad that I’m the guy who’s going to put you out of your misery once and for all.
His look of evil delight about the thoughts of what he’s going to do to McDonald quickly fades to annoyance as he begins to speak about the last competitor in the match. It’s clear that he has little or no respect for his third opponent as he begins to address him in the final part of his monologue.
Jennings: And lastly we have the Reality Heavyweight Champion Ellis Graham, a man who grew up around money. Another rich snob socialite who only cares about money and fame. At least you didn't make yourself famous for sucking dick and being a reality show whore. Wait…I take that back. You are a reality show whore with no soul just like all of the other wretched scum on reality television. You call yourself an expert on reality.
He points to himself.
Jennings: I am reality.
He brings his hand back down before continuing.
Jennings: Reality is going to be your biggest adversary this week. For you reality is nothing more than a toy. You’re like a little petulant child who just got a brand new toy from mommy and daddy to play with. However in this case you’re the toy will attack you back…much like from the movie The Nightmare Before Christmas. In your reality this week you will feel nothing but pain and suffering. Your agony will be what brings me joy this week. See you and my other two opponents only care about money, fame, and power. You’re all three one and the same. You all are nothing but clones of each other which makes me sick to even be in the same ring with all three of you this week. All three of you fit my definition of scumbag but you most of all because you've done nothing to earn anyone’s respect especially mine.
You like to talk a lot of smack for a reality star who has done nothing in his life other than be put on camera for some shit reality show that nobody is going to watch just like nobody wanting to watch you wrestle because they’re already bored with you and your overused reality star wrestler persona. You also ripped off the mispronouncing wrestler’s name gimmick which shows just how ordinary and unoriginal you are. Also the fact that you are so mentally challenged enough to think I want to be a hero to these people you need to think again because that right there shows me that you’re just another over-hyped wrestler who talks smack that they can’t back up in the ring. You also mentioned Santa as a metaphor for yourself. The reality is that the only thing you have in common with him is fat as in your big fat mouth that I’m going to shut this week. I like how you continue to think that I’m here to get crowd support when on Twitter this week I challenged a APW fan to a match which basically should tell you I could give a crap less about these people. The people are clones just like you, Niobe, and McDonald. The entire time you were talking about my reaction to ‘retiring’ people the only reaction you got out of me was shaking my head at how stupid you are. You are an unimpressive idiot with an IQ under eighty and the charisma and personality of a Dung Beetle because all you seemed to do the entire time you were on the television this week was roll around in shit before finally putting yourself out of your misery. Your comments about me being a hobo also showed a lack of intelligence as well.
See most people in our civilization, yourselves included, view someone like myself as the scum of society. I am nothing but a criminal and a scumbag to you people. In my opinion you three are scumbags and the true garbage of society. All you three egomaniacs care about is fame, money, and championships. That right there is the definition of what being a scumbag truly is. You care nothing for the people in your lives. You only care about all the things that wealth and power can bring you. Not to mention the vain and arrogance personalities that you have. That is why I am the wrestler that is going to save this business. I’m not like you. I don’t have the same motivations as all three of you. I am on a mission to rid this business of the overused, bland things that have turned it into a shell of what it once was. The weirdos and scum like myself are the ones who are here to brighten the blandness that weak minded individuals such as yourselves put on the television screens on a weekly basis. For a prime example of what I’m talking about tune into Ellis Graham’s “intelligent” appearance this week. It makes me sick and physically ill just thinking about it. I have to win this match not just to win it but to hurt three pieces of trash all at the same time. All three of you idiots only care about is fame and money.
A sick smile creeps across his face.
Jennings: Now I know what you’re thinking. I talk a big game about that but I don’t back it up with actions.
At this point he grabs the duffel bag and unzips it as he continues to talk to the camera.
Jennings: My three opponents like the finer things in life. However I do not. I like simple things like food to eat, knives, explosives, gunpowder, clocks, paying the rent, and gasoline. The one thing they all have in common is that they’re cheap and don’t cost a lot of money.
He finally opens up the bag and drops some money onto the ground.
Jennings: This is half of the money of that I've won since returning to APW. It’s a total of thousand dollars to be exact if you want to go into the details of it.
As he continues to talk he grabs the can of gasoline and starts pouring it onto the money.
Jennings: However I’m not like you. I don’t need money…when I can burn things and destroy things for free.
He then pours the gasoline onto the money.
Jennings: I’m the person in this match with the most morals. That is why I will win. These inferior fans deserve a better class of wrestler and I’m going to give it to’em.
He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a lighter which he lights up before dropping it onto the money before setting it on fire. The cameraman takes a step back, a bit taken aback by this, before getting back into position. He then looks back at the camera.
Jennings: All you care about is money. I’m not in this business for money. I’m here to send a message to each and every wrestler in APW.
He motions to the burning money and then to his self-mutilation wounds from earlier.
Jennings: I’m here to show you all that I’m the REAL power on Meltdown. Everyone’s talking about The Guv’nor, Billy Pepsi, and Yarmouth Blade but the guy they really should be worried about is me. I’m a different kind of animal than everyone else in this company.
He motions to the burning money again.
Jennings: All anyone on Meltdown and in APW in general cares about is money and championships. These fans deserve a better class of wrestler than that. There’s too many zombies around here who all have the same motivations. It’s made you all into clones of each other. Individuality has given way to conformity and this conformity has made the sport become boring. In order to fix things everything must become…chaos. If APW is Gotham City then I would be the Joker. Just think of me as your liberator. I am here to liberate all of the masses and the wrestlers who hate me from their conformity. I am here to save you all from the police state that you have created for yourselves by destroying it and all of you with it. I’m not here to conquer but to liberate through destruction and violence against all. Consider martial law to be in effect from the moment this match starts until the end of the show.
He motions to the cuts he did to himself earlier once more and also to the burning pile of money.
Jennings: As you can see I’m not joking around. This week is going to go from being a dream come true to a nightmare for Martin, Ellis, and McDonald. I’ll see all three of you in hell this Monday on Meltdown.
He then turns and walks back the way he came as the scene fades to black.
Lima, Peru
Inside of a local military gear and gun shop the wrestler known to the world as Michael Jennings has a whole bunch of stuff in his arms as he walks over to the counter. The clerk gives him a look as he drops it all on the counter. The inquisitive clerk looks at the items with a raised eyebrow. He inspects the items with a sense of curiosity. There in front of him are some canisters of lighter fuel, a lighter, three strands of barbed wire, a Swiss army knife, a switchblade, and some ammunition. He stops looking at the items to look at Michael once more.
Clerk: Senor, what do you need these for?
Michael smiles at him with a devious grin before reaching into his pocket and pulling out a paper. He unfolds it to reveal a poster of the APW Meltdown show that is coming up in a few days.
Jennings: Don’t worry. I’m a wrestler.
The clerk inspects the poster before nodding his head.
Clerk: Si…you going to use these in your match?
Jennings folds the poster back up and puts it away before smiling at the clerk.
Jennings: Yes and no. Yes, some of it I will be using in the match. The rest I’m going to use to amuse myself with.
He then motions to the items on the counter.
Jennings: And can you bag this up? I don’t want to drop any of it. I’m clumsy.
The clerk gives him a look before complying as the scene fades out.
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Today…
The scene opens up in an alleyway somewhere in Lima, Peru where Michael Jennings walks on screen with a duffel bag in one hand and a bag with some of the things he bought from the military shop earlier in the other hand. He sets the bag down on a pile of crates nearby before walking to the middle of the alley and stopping in front of the camera before beginning his monologue.
Jennings: I grew up in an environment where there was no love…
It made me into a sadist, a sociopath, a nihilistic lunatic with no morals and no redeeming qualities of any kind…
It also made me the perfect person to be put in a No Holds Barred, Falls Count Anywhere, Sudden Death match.
A sick smile creeps across his face as he continues.
Jennings: I will show my three opponents no mercy and will have no remorse for my actions during the match. I’m heartless, ruthless, and have no morals. I’m not in this match to get any title shots or to increase my popularity to get more money. i just am here to create…chaos. And I’m going to enjoy it with the three pieces of trash that I’m wrestling this week. And by wrestling I mean maiming.
He continues his monologue by speaking about the first of his three opponents.
Jennings: First we have Niobe Martin, the biggest diva on the Meltdown roster. The last time you were on television you were too busy sniffing food and looking around at the scenery instead of worry about your match. That is why you fail. You’re too busy smelling the roses instead of preparing for your match. That is why you lost. You didn't have your focus on the match. And going by what I've seen from you I think that will be the case again this week. You are a weak minded individual which is why you fail. There is nothing special about you and there never will be. The only way I can see you even being on the APW roster is laying on your back just to keep your job. You suck in more ways than one and I’m going to take great pleasure in maiming you this week on Meltdown.
He stops for a moment to start talking about the second of his three opponents who judging by his mannerisms annoys him more than Niobe does.
Jennings: Next up is Evan McDonald, the first of the rich snobs in this match. In fact you and the third man in this match are the EXACT SAME PERSON with the exception that you’re from Scotland and he’s a reality show douchebag. Your ego is what’s going to be your undoing. You think you need be the best at everything? Well that’s fine and all but as far as being the most brutal wrestler in APW that honor goes to me. I don’t mess around in matches like this one. I go out there to maim. In other words I’m the last man you and any of these other humanoids wants to be stepping into a ring with on any week. You can’t bring me, try to reason with me, or see any logical reasoning for the things I do. I just create…chaos. I’m not one of your whores that will do anything for money. You seemed to care more about your skanks than your last match week as well. You also seem to care a lot about your looks.
He pauses to go over and rummage through the bag he sat down earlier. After a moment he pulls out an empty beer bottle and a can of gasoline. He then holds it up the bottle before breaking it against the wall of the building next to him. He then drops the remnants of the bottle and picks up a large shard of glass before turning back to the camera.
Jennings: As you can see…
Much to the shock of the camera operator he cuts his cheek with the piece of glass. He then cuts his hand with it as well before tossing the shard down and motioning to the cut on his face with a smile on his face as he continues his monologue.
Jennings: I could give a crap less about my looks. Looks are for the arrogant and the vain. I’m neither. All you seem to care about is money and looks. That is why you fail both in wrestling and in life. You perfectly represent the capitalist civilization that we as humans have built for ourselves. Economic collapse worldwide is a direct result of this. Our culture prides itself on being about money which is why there are too many people like you that exist. In fact there’s too many of you rich, preppy snobs here in APW and in this business in general. A lot of silver spoon rich boys coming around here with visions of glory and grandeur. You are a dime a dozen. There is nothing unique about you. You are just another wrestling zombie clone with the same interchangeable personality as the other clones have.
Let me give you a rundown of this personality. The typical zombie clone wrestler has a rich background or graduated college. That is the only part that differs. The rest is the same. They only care about winning championships, money, fame, popularity, and power. That is what drives a wrestling zombie. The personality characteristics usually focus on the elements of greed, vanity, sex appeal or whoring themselves to whatever ring rats are around who also only care about their looks, and also like to talk about past championship wins instead of backing up all of their tough talk in the ring. That is why you are not special. You’re one of them.
He stops briefly to point to himself before continuing his rant of hate.
Jennings: I’m not. In fact I’m the opposite of you and the rest of the clones of wrestling that infest this match like a termite infestation. Nothing is special about you or any of my other two opponents which is what annoys me about this match. I’m stuck in here with three clones from the Make A Wrestler Factory in a match that’s my style. And you are the one that fits the typical clone mode the most. However, that said, you aren't the person in this match that annoys me the most which is mind boggling considering how I think you’re a one dimensional piece of human crap that has no business being in the ring with someone like me. I am going to maim you and make you go running back to your parents to get money to pay for all of the extensive reconstructive surgery that you’re going to need after this match. Your arrogance is your biggest weakness and it is a weakness I plan on exploiting during this match.
Arrogance is for the weak like yourself. You may have the whole world in front of you but after this week all of your looks, all of your money, and all of your whores will do nothing to repair the damage that I’m going to do to you. All of those pitiful pipe dreams you've had about your career are going to become nothing but a dry lake in the middle of the desert. There is no hope for you to repair the damage once it happens. Your career was over before it even started. I’m just glad that I’m the guy who’s going to put you out of your misery once and for all.
His look of evil delight about the thoughts of what he’s going to do to McDonald quickly fades to annoyance as he begins to speak about the last competitor in the match. It’s clear that he has little or no respect for his third opponent as he begins to address him in the final part of his monologue.
Jennings: And lastly we have the Reality Heavyweight Champion Ellis Graham, a man who grew up around money. Another rich snob socialite who only cares about money and fame. At least you didn't make yourself famous for sucking dick and being a reality show whore. Wait…I take that back. You are a reality show whore with no soul just like all of the other wretched scum on reality television. You call yourself an expert on reality.
He points to himself.
Jennings: I am reality.
He brings his hand back down before continuing.
Jennings: Reality is going to be your biggest adversary this week. For you reality is nothing more than a toy. You’re like a little petulant child who just got a brand new toy from mommy and daddy to play with. However in this case you’re the toy will attack you back…much like from the movie The Nightmare Before Christmas. In your reality this week you will feel nothing but pain and suffering. Your agony will be what brings me joy this week. See you and my other two opponents only care about money, fame, and power. You’re all three one and the same. You all are nothing but clones of each other which makes me sick to even be in the same ring with all three of you this week. All three of you fit my definition of scumbag but you most of all because you've done nothing to earn anyone’s respect especially mine.
You like to talk a lot of smack for a reality star who has done nothing in his life other than be put on camera for some shit reality show that nobody is going to watch just like nobody wanting to watch you wrestle because they’re already bored with you and your overused reality star wrestler persona. You also ripped off the mispronouncing wrestler’s name gimmick which shows just how ordinary and unoriginal you are. Also the fact that you are so mentally challenged enough to think I want to be a hero to these people you need to think again because that right there shows me that you’re just another over-hyped wrestler who talks smack that they can’t back up in the ring. You also mentioned Santa as a metaphor for yourself. The reality is that the only thing you have in common with him is fat as in your big fat mouth that I’m going to shut this week. I like how you continue to think that I’m here to get crowd support when on Twitter this week I challenged a APW fan to a match which basically should tell you I could give a crap less about these people. The people are clones just like you, Niobe, and McDonald. The entire time you were talking about my reaction to ‘retiring’ people the only reaction you got out of me was shaking my head at how stupid you are. You are an unimpressive idiot with an IQ under eighty and the charisma and personality of a Dung Beetle because all you seemed to do the entire time you were on the television this week was roll around in shit before finally putting yourself out of your misery. Your comments about me being a hobo also showed a lack of intelligence as well.
See most people in our civilization, yourselves included, view someone like myself as the scum of society. I am nothing but a criminal and a scumbag to you people. In my opinion you three are scumbags and the true garbage of society. All you three egomaniacs care about is fame, money, and championships. That right there is the definition of what being a scumbag truly is. You care nothing for the people in your lives. You only care about all the things that wealth and power can bring you. Not to mention the vain and arrogance personalities that you have. That is why I am the wrestler that is going to save this business. I’m not like you. I don’t have the same motivations as all three of you. I am on a mission to rid this business of the overused, bland things that have turned it into a shell of what it once was. The weirdos and scum like myself are the ones who are here to brighten the blandness that weak minded individuals such as yourselves put on the television screens on a weekly basis. For a prime example of what I’m talking about tune into Ellis Graham’s “intelligent” appearance this week. It makes me sick and physically ill just thinking about it. I have to win this match not just to win it but to hurt three pieces of trash all at the same time. All three of you idiots only care about is fame and money.
A sick smile creeps across his face.
Jennings: Now I know what you’re thinking. I talk a big game about that but I don’t back it up with actions.
At this point he grabs the duffel bag and unzips it as he continues to talk to the camera.
Jennings: My three opponents like the finer things in life. However I do not. I like simple things like food to eat, knives, explosives, gunpowder, clocks, paying the rent, and gasoline. The one thing they all have in common is that they’re cheap and don’t cost a lot of money.
He finally opens up the bag and drops some money onto the ground.
Jennings: This is half of the money of that I've won since returning to APW. It’s a total of thousand dollars to be exact if you want to go into the details of it.
As he continues to talk he grabs the can of gasoline and starts pouring it onto the money.
Jennings: However I’m not like you. I don’t need money…when I can burn things and destroy things for free.
He then pours the gasoline onto the money.
Jennings: I’m the person in this match with the most morals. That is why I will win. These inferior fans deserve a better class of wrestler and I’m going to give it to’em.
He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a lighter which he lights up before dropping it onto the money before setting it on fire. The cameraman takes a step back, a bit taken aback by this, before getting back into position. He then looks back at the camera.
Jennings: All you care about is money. I’m not in this business for money. I’m here to send a message to each and every wrestler in APW.
He motions to the burning money and then to his self-mutilation wounds from earlier.
Jennings: I’m here to show you all that I’m the REAL power on Meltdown. Everyone’s talking about The Guv’nor, Billy Pepsi, and Yarmouth Blade but the guy they really should be worried about is me. I’m a different kind of animal than everyone else in this company.
He motions to the burning money again.
Jennings: All anyone on Meltdown and in APW in general cares about is money and championships. These fans deserve a better class of wrestler than that. There’s too many zombies around here who all have the same motivations. It’s made you all into clones of each other. Individuality has given way to conformity and this conformity has made the sport become boring. In order to fix things everything must become…chaos. If APW is Gotham City then I would be the Joker. Just think of me as your liberator. I am here to liberate all of the masses and the wrestlers who hate me from their conformity. I am here to save you all from the police state that you have created for yourselves by destroying it and all of you with it. I’m not here to conquer but to liberate through destruction and violence against all. Consider martial law to be in effect from the moment this match starts until the end of the show.
He motions to the cuts he did to himself earlier once more and also to the burning pile of money.
Jennings: As you can see I’m not joking around. This week is going to go from being a dream come true to a nightmare for Martin, Ellis, and McDonald. I’ll see all three of you in hell this Monday on Meltdown.
He then turns and walks back the way he came as the scene fades to black.
