Post by Pepsi on Apr 15, 2013 2:15:17 GMT -4
*Elliot Von Wilderspin enters a nice office. There is a man sitting at a desk, but we are not able to see his face, only the back of his head. Some would wonder why if there is a camera there would it not get a shot of the man's face? To those people I say, shut up and let me tell the story. It's much more ominous this way, think Inspector Gadget, and Dr. Claw sort of thing. Don't try to ruin my story with your logic... So anyways, Elliot slowly approaches the desk. You can tell by the look on his face that he is somewhat nervous and intimidated.*
VON WILDERSPIN:
May I sit down.
*The man at the desk motions towards a chair with his hand. That's right, we can see the hand now, but it's very shadowy... you know, all ominous like. Elliot slowly sits down in the chair and clears his throat.*
VON WILDERSPIN:
So, uh... Billy has his first match on Monday. He will be facing a man named Roy Speede. I think his reintroduction has gone well so far. There's been a few hiccups along the way, but I think we are right on track for where we should be.
*The ominous, shadowy person begins to laugh a deep and evil laugh.*
OMINOUS GUY:
A few hiccups you say?
*Elliot looks fearful.*
VON WILDERSPIN:
Yes, just a few little problems, but nothing we can't overcome.
*The man laughs once again, but then stops instantly and slams his hand down on the desk. He begins to yell.*
OMINOUS GUY:
He made an idiot of himself on live TV, embarrassed himself in front of the GM, failed to get the fans on his side, and to top it all off he let Roy Speede insult him, and barely did a thing about it.
*The man relaxes back in his chair. Elliot's eyes are bugged out. He shakes his head and collects himself.*
VON WILDERSPIN:[/b]
I know, but don't worry. He will take care of Roy Speede on Monday.
OMINOUS GUY:
See that he does? We made you his handler, so handle him. I know he's an idiot, I know he is a brat, but he is the only man capable of fulfilling our cause. We at The Corporation want Billy to be a winner. We want him to be successful, most of all we want him to be popular. It is your job to make sure he pulls that off. Get it done Elliot, or we will find someone else who can.
*Elliot gets up out of his chair*
VON WILDERSPIN:
Don't you worry sir. I can do this. After this weeks Meltdown Billy will have the crowd eating out of the palm of his hand. He will be the picture of grace, dignity and heroism.
*The scene cuts to a waiting room where Billy is stomping on an action figure. There is a little boy who is crying and his mother looks horrified.*
PEPSI:
Take that you stupid G.I. Joe!
*Billy stops stomping and looks at the crying child.*
PEPSI:
What do you think of your precious Snake Eyes now?
*The boy continues to cry and buries his head in his mothers lap.*
MOTHER:
You monster!
*Elliot walks in and sees what is transpiring. He rushes over and yanks Billy by the ear. He drags him away from the kid.*
VON WILDERSPIN:
I leave you for five minutes and this is what I come back to.
PEPSI:
This is not my fault. That kid started it. He said Snake Eyes could beat Optimus Prime in a fight. Optimus Prime is a freaking Semi Elliot.
*Elliot face palms himself and sighs, don't blame him you would do the same thing if you had to babysit a man in his 20's who acts like a 3rd grader. Elliot walks over to the crying kid. He pulls out a $20 bill and hands it to the child. He looks at the mother.*
VON WILDERSPIN:
I am terribly sorry about this. He is just very passionate about Transformers. No harm was intended.
*The mother nods. The little boy looks at Billy and sticks his tongue out at him. Billy returns the favour like the immature child he is. Elliot smacks him upside the head and drags him away. The two leave the building. They stand in front of the building and Elliot looks at Billy.*
VON WILDERSPIN:
You can't keep doing things like that Billy. It is very important for you to get people to like you.
PEPSI:
I know, I know. This is the last time something like this will happen. I promise.
VON WILDERSPIN:
That's what you said at the restaurant last night when you complemented the server's mustache.
PEPSI:
Ok, that was so not my fault. How was I supposed to know she was a woman with all that hair above her lip?
VON WILDERSPIN:
I don't know, maybe the breasts could have tipped you off.
PEPSI:
Elliot, I am surprised at you. There's more to a woman than just her breast. You are one shallow man.
*Again Elliot smacks himself in the forehead.*
VON WILDERSPIN:
Never mind. Let's just get to Meltdown. I'm tired of talking to you.
PEPSI:
Fine. I'll hail a cab to take us to the airport.
*Elliot stops Billy before he has a chance to hail the cab.*
VON WILDERSPIN:
We won't be needing a cab, and we won't be going to the airport.
*Billy's face lights up with excitement.*
PEPSI:
Awesome! I have always wanted to try teleporting. Do you have a machine for it or do you just control it with your mind?
*Elliot stares at Billy with the same puzzlement we all share at Billy's statement.*
VON WILDERSPIN:
Are you really that stupi... Never mind. The reason we won't be needing an airplane is because the corporation has a gift for you. Something to recognize all your hard work. A new way to travel.
*A huge bus pulls up. It is decorated with the Pepsi logo all over it. Billy's face lights up like a Christmas Tree.*
PEPSI:
Cool! Now that I don't have to fly anymore I won't have to worry about crossing into any more alternate dimensions.
*Elliot just shakes his head. Billy gets on the bus. There's a big screen TV, a little kitchen area, and a large Pepsi drink machine.*
VON WILDERSPIN:
From now on Billy, this is how you will travel. The best part about this is, you will have a chance to connect with the people, because everywhere you go people will know that this is Billy Pepsi's bus. Every time you stop people with gather around to catch a glimpse of you. They'll come in the hundreds, no the thousands, all to see Billy Pepsi the Megastar of the New Generation.
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*Several days later the bus pulls up in front of the arena in Lima, Peru. Elliot wakes Billy up.*
VON WILDERSPIN:
Billy, time to wake up. We're here.
*Billy stretches and gets an excited look on his face.*
PEPSI:
Let's go. I can't wait to see the thousands of people trying to catch a glimpse of me.
*Billy and Elliot step off the bus, and find no one waiting there. A mother and father with two kids walk up and look quizzically at the bus. They then look at Billy and Elliot.*
VON WILDERSPIN:
Yes, that's right. It's Billy Pepsi. The man you've been waiting to see. The man you all love to cheer. He is here in the flesh.
FATHER:
¿quiénes son estos payasos (Who are these two clowns)
*Billy and Elliot clearly don't speak Spanish. With Billy that's no surprise, but come on Elliot, I thought you were more cultured than that.*
PEPSI:
That's right, Billy Pepsi, that's me.
MOTHER:
Oh Pepsi!
*Billy smiles with pride. The wife taps her husband on the arm.*
MOTHER:
Tengo sed. Tráeme una Pepsi Diet, y un libre de cafeína para los niños. I am thirsty. Get me a Diet Pepsi, and a caffeine free for the kids.
*The father nods and pulls out his wallet. He walks up to Billy.*
FATHER:
Voy a tomar una Diet Pepsi, dos sin cafeína, y por favor un Orange Crush. I will take one Diet Pepsi, two caffeine free, and one Orange Crush please.
*The father pulls some money out of his wallet. Billy and Elliot exchange a confused look.*
FATHER:
¿Qué? ¿Está todo vendido? What? Are you all sold out?
*After a brief uncomfortable silence Elliot whispers in Billy's ear.*
VON WILDERSPIN:
I think he wants your autograph.
PEPSI:
Oh, I get it. You want an autograph from the Megastar of the New Generation. Well who can blame you, it will be worth a lot of money once I become a champion.
*Billy grabs a bill out of the mans hand. He pulls out a marker and signs it. He hands it back to the man who just stares in confusion. He looks up at Billy who is grinning like a doofus.*
FATHER:
¿Qué eres una especie de idiota o algo así? Sólo quiero algunas bebidas suaves para mi familia. What are you some kind of an idiot or something? I just want some soft drinks for my family.
*Billy and Elliot stare at him with no clue of what he is saying.*
PEPSI:
That's right, Billy Pepsi here to stay.
*The man throws his arms up in the air. He looks at his wife.*
FATHER:
Vamos, estos chicos son imbéciles. Vamos a conseguir algunas bebidas en el interior. Come on, these guys are morons. We will get some drinks inside.
*The mother and father walk away and the kids start crying.*
CHILD:[/color]
Pero ahora tengo sed! But I am thirsty now!
*Elliot hangs his head in frustration at the sight of another kid crying.*
PEPSI:
Well, that went well.
*Elliot glares at him with eyes that say "I'm going to kill you, you stupid idiotic numbskull". He doesn't say the words, but trust me it's written on his face.*
PEPSI:
Oh come on, you can't be mad at me for that one. It's not my fault I don't speak Mexicanese.
*Elliot's face turns red. If this were a cartoon there would totally be steam coming out of his ears at this very moment.*
VON WILDERSPIN:
First of all, we are not in Mexico, we are in Peru. Second of all there is no such language as Mexicanese, they were speaking Spanish.
PEPSI:
Pffft... Shows what you know. Spain is in Europe dummy. Why would they speak Spanish here in Mexico.
*Elliot throws his hands up in the air. He storms off muttering under his breath.*
VON WILDERSPIN:
It's pointless to argue with this moron.
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*We are now inside the arena. Billy is standing in front of a back drop. In front of him is a camera. Elliot stands in front of Billy.*
VON WILDERSPIN:
Ok Billy, remember this promo will be seen by millions of people. It is very important that you be likeable here. Now I know you don't like Roy Speede, but the fans do, so please try to be respectful. Instead of calling him names try saying you respect him.
PEPSI:
But I don't respect him. I think he's a big, fat, jerk faced, dick nose.
VON WILDERSPIN:
I understand, but remember we need the people to like you. So go with the respect angle, and leave the dick nose talk out of it ok?
PEPSI:
Oh, all right.
VON WILDERSPIN:
Great!
*Elliot steps out of the way and looks over at the cameraman.*
VON WILDERSPIN:
Alright, we are ready to roll.
*The cameraman nods and begins to record. Billy puts on his best toothy grin.*
PEPSI:
Hello all my fans out there. It's me Billy Pepsi the Megastar of the New Generation. I am so happy to be back in the APW, and I am so jazzed about my return to the ring tonight on Meltdown. I know a lot of you out there are just as jazzed about it as I am, but there's some of you out there that are more psyched about seeing Roy Speede. I get that, I really do. It may surprise you to know that I... respect Roy Speede.
*Billy noticeably cringes at the statement, and says the words as if he is about to throw up. Elliot motions to Billy to smile again, and Billy forces a very fake smile.*
PEPSI:
That's right... respect. I respect Roy Speede. The thing I respect most about Roy Speede is.... his.... respectableness, and his... respectability.
*Billy is clearly struggling to find good things to say about Roy Speede.*
PEPSI:
That's right, R-E-S-P-E-C-T that's what Roy Speede means to me.
*Elliot hangs his head, and you guessed it, facepalms. He motions to Billy to hurry the promo along.*
PEPSI:
But even though I respect his respectableness, that isn't going to stop me from kicking his keister around the ring tonight. I didn't come back to the APW to lose. I came here to show the world that I am the fastest, flashiest, razzlingest, dazzlingest megastar in the world. That's what I tried to tell you last week before Roy Speede came out and... Respectably interrupted me.
*Billy's rage starts to boil up. He tries to contain it but the contempt comes out every time he says the name Roy Speede.*
PEPSI:
I only wanted you all to know how great I am, but Roy Speede took it upon himself to highjack my speech... respectfully of course. And why? Why did Roy Speede feel the need to highjack my speech, well I'll tell you why.
*Elliot is shaking his head no and trying to give Billy the cut sign, but Billy doesn't notice him.*
PEPSI:
The reason Roy Speede decided to highjack my promo is because he is a big, fat, jerk faced, dick nosed, hose brained, knuckle headed, sissy pantsed, trout sniffing, penis breathed, pencil necked, geek!
*Billy gasps for air after his childish tirade.*
PEPSI:
And you know what I'm gonna do to that jerk. I'm gonna embarrass him, I'm gonna humiliate him, I'm gonna show him and all you butt faces who cheer for him that I am better than that stupid dipstick in every way. He is gonna be sorry he ever stepped up to take the Pepsi Challenge. I'm gonna crush his face till it looks like a Pancake. Then everywhere he goes people will look at him and say... Pancake! I'm Billy Pepsi, and Roy Speede is gonna find out what it's like to live in the Pepsi Generation.
*Billy gives a thumbs up and grins again. He looks over at a very unimpressed Elliot.*
VON WILDERSPIN:
Really Billy, a Pancake?
PEPSI:
Darn right!
*Elliot looks at the cameraman.*
VON WILDERSPIN:
Alright, can we try that again? I think Billy lost his way a little bit.
CAMERAMAN:
No can do pal. One take is all we have time for.
VON WILDERSPIN:
Well, can you at least edit that last part out.
CAMERAMAN:
Sorry, but Sienna wants all the promos up on the website before showtime. No time for edits or reshoots. The promo stands.
*A look of dread comes across Elliot's face.*
VON WILDERSPIN:
Oh boy, I'm a dead man.
PEPSI:
Don't worry, once I punch Roy Speede's face in everything will be ok. Now come, let's go get us some tacos. I have always wanted an authentic Mexican taco.
*Elliot hangs his head and... wait for it... wait for it... one more for the road... FACEPALM!*
VON WILDERSPIN:
May I sit down.
*The man at the desk motions towards a chair with his hand. That's right, we can see the hand now, but it's very shadowy... you know, all ominous like. Elliot slowly sits down in the chair and clears his throat.*
VON WILDERSPIN:
So, uh... Billy has his first match on Monday. He will be facing a man named Roy Speede. I think his reintroduction has gone well so far. There's been a few hiccups along the way, but I think we are right on track for where we should be.
*The ominous, shadowy person begins to laugh a deep and evil laugh.*
OMINOUS GUY:
A few hiccups you say?
*Elliot looks fearful.*
VON WILDERSPIN:
Yes, just a few little problems, but nothing we can't overcome.
*The man laughs once again, but then stops instantly and slams his hand down on the desk. He begins to yell.*
OMINOUS GUY:
He made an idiot of himself on live TV, embarrassed himself in front of the GM, failed to get the fans on his side, and to top it all off he let Roy Speede insult him, and barely did a thing about it.
*The man relaxes back in his chair. Elliot's eyes are bugged out. He shakes his head and collects himself.*
VON WILDERSPIN:[/b]
I know, but don't worry. He will take care of Roy Speede on Monday.
OMINOUS GUY:
See that he does? We made you his handler, so handle him. I know he's an idiot, I know he is a brat, but he is the only man capable of fulfilling our cause. We at The Corporation want Billy to be a winner. We want him to be successful, most of all we want him to be popular. It is your job to make sure he pulls that off. Get it done Elliot, or we will find someone else who can.
*Elliot gets up out of his chair*
VON WILDERSPIN:
Don't you worry sir. I can do this. After this weeks Meltdown Billy will have the crowd eating out of the palm of his hand. He will be the picture of grace, dignity and heroism.
*The scene cuts to a waiting room where Billy is stomping on an action figure. There is a little boy who is crying and his mother looks horrified.*
PEPSI:
Take that you stupid G.I. Joe!
*Billy stops stomping and looks at the crying child.*
PEPSI:
What do you think of your precious Snake Eyes now?
*The boy continues to cry and buries his head in his mothers lap.*
MOTHER:
You monster!
*Elliot walks in and sees what is transpiring. He rushes over and yanks Billy by the ear. He drags him away from the kid.*
VON WILDERSPIN:
I leave you for five minutes and this is what I come back to.
PEPSI:
This is not my fault. That kid started it. He said Snake Eyes could beat Optimus Prime in a fight. Optimus Prime is a freaking Semi Elliot.
*Elliot face palms himself and sighs, don't blame him you would do the same thing if you had to babysit a man in his 20's who acts like a 3rd grader. Elliot walks over to the crying kid. He pulls out a $20 bill and hands it to the child. He looks at the mother.*
VON WILDERSPIN:
I am terribly sorry about this. He is just very passionate about Transformers. No harm was intended.
*The mother nods. The little boy looks at Billy and sticks his tongue out at him. Billy returns the favour like the immature child he is. Elliot smacks him upside the head and drags him away. The two leave the building. They stand in front of the building and Elliot looks at Billy.*
VON WILDERSPIN:
You can't keep doing things like that Billy. It is very important for you to get people to like you.
PEPSI:
I know, I know. This is the last time something like this will happen. I promise.
VON WILDERSPIN:
That's what you said at the restaurant last night when you complemented the server's mustache.
PEPSI:
Ok, that was so not my fault. How was I supposed to know she was a woman with all that hair above her lip?
VON WILDERSPIN:
I don't know, maybe the breasts could have tipped you off.
PEPSI:
Elliot, I am surprised at you. There's more to a woman than just her breast. You are one shallow man.
*Again Elliot smacks himself in the forehead.*
VON WILDERSPIN:
Never mind. Let's just get to Meltdown. I'm tired of talking to you.
PEPSI:
Fine. I'll hail a cab to take us to the airport.
*Elliot stops Billy before he has a chance to hail the cab.*
VON WILDERSPIN:
We won't be needing a cab, and we won't be going to the airport.
*Billy's face lights up with excitement.*
PEPSI:
Awesome! I have always wanted to try teleporting. Do you have a machine for it or do you just control it with your mind?
*Elliot stares at Billy with the same puzzlement we all share at Billy's statement.*
VON WILDERSPIN:
Are you really that stupi... Never mind. The reason we won't be needing an airplane is because the corporation has a gift for you. Something to recognize all your hard work. A new way to travel.
*A huge bus pulls up. It is decorated with the Pepsi logo all over it. Billy's face lights up like a Christmas Tree.*
PEPSI:
Cool! Now that I don't have to fly anymore I won't have to worry about crossing into any more alternate dimensions.
*Elliot just shakes his head. Billy gets on the bus. There's a big screen TV, a little kitchen area, and a large Pepsi drink machine.*
VON WILDERSPIN:
From now on Billy, this is how you will travel. The best part about this is, you will have a chance to connect with the people, because everywhere you go people will know that this is Billy Pepsi's bus. Every time you stop people with gather around to catch a glimpse of you. They'll come in the hundreds, no the thousands, all to see Billy Pepsi the Megastar of the New Generation.
-----------------------
*Several days later the bus pulls up in front of the arena in Lima, Peru. Elliot wakes Billy up.*
VON WILDERSPIN:
Billy, time to wake up. We're here.
*Billy stretches and gets an excited look on his face.*
PEPSI:
Let's go. I can't wait to see the thousands of people trying to catch a glimpse of me.
*Billy and Elliot step off the bus, and find no one waiting there. A mother and father with two kids walk up and look quizzically at the bus. They then look at Billy and Elliot.*
VON WILDERSPIN:
Yes, that's right. It's Billy Pepsi. The man you've been waiting to see. The man you all love to cheer. He is here in the flesh.
FATHER:
¿quiénes son estos payasos (Who are these two clowns)
*Billy and Elliot clearly don't speak Spanish. With Billy that's no surprise, but come on Elliot, I thought you were more cultured than that.*
PEPSI:
That's right, Billy Pepsi, that's me.
MOTHER:
Oh Pepsi!
*Billy smiles with pride. The wife taps her husband on the arm.*
MOTHER:
Tengo sed. Tráeme una Pepsi Diet, y un libre de cafeína para los niños. I am thirsty. Get me a Diet Pepsi, and a caffeine free for the kids.
*The father nods and pulls out his wallet. He walks up to Billy.*
FATHER:
Voy a tomar una Diet Pepsi, dos sin cafeína, y por favor un Orange Crush. I will take one Diet Pepsi, two caffeine free, and one Orange Crush please.
*The father pulls some money out of his wallet. Billy and Elliot exchange a confused look.*
FATHER:
¿Qué? ¿Está todo vendido? What? Are you all sold out?
*After a brief uncomfortable silence Elliot whispers in Billy's ear.*
VON WILDERSPIN:
I think he wants your autograph.
PEPSI:
Oh, I get it. You want an autograph from the Megastar of the New Generation. Well who can blame you, it will be worth a lot of money once I become a champion.
*Billy grabs a bill out of the mans hand. He pulls out a marker and signs it. He hands it back to the man who just stares in confusion. He looks up at Billy who is grinning like a doofus.*
FATHER:
¿Qué eres una especie de idiota o algo así? Sólo quiero algunas bebidas suaves para mi familia. What are you some kind of an idiot or something? I just want some soft drinks for my family.
*Billy and Elliot stare at him with no clue of what he is saying.*
PEPSI:
That's right, Billy Pepsi here to stay.
*The man throws his arms up in the air. He looks at his wife.*
FATHER:
Vamos, estos chicos son imbéciles. Vamos a conseguir algunas bebidas en el interior. Come on, these guys are morons. We will get some drinks inside.
*The mother and father walk away and the kids start crying.*
CHILD:[/color]
Pero ahora tengo sed! But I am thirsty now!
*Elliot hangs his head in frustration at the sight of another kid crying.*
PEPSI:
Well, that went well.
*Elliot glares at him with eyes that say "I'm going to kill you, you stupid idiotic numbskull". He doesn't say the words, but trust me it's written on his face.*
PEPSI:
Oh come on, you can't be mad at me for that one. It's not my fault I don't speak Mexicanese.
*Elliot's face turns red. If this were a cartoon there would totally be steam coming out of his ears at this very moment.*
VON WILDERSPIN:
First of all, we are not in Mexico, we are in Peru. Second of all there is no such language as Mexicanese, they were speaking Spanish.
PEPSI:
Pffft... Shows what you know. Spain is in Europe dummy. Why would they speak Spanish here in Mexico.
*Elliot throws his hands up in the air. He storms off muttering under his breath.*
VON WILDERSPIN:
It's pointless to argue with this moron.
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*We are now inside the arena. Billy is standing in front of a back drop. In front of him is a camera. Elliot stands in front of Billy.*
VON WILDERSPIN:
Ok Billy, remember this promo will be seen by millions of people. It is very important that you be likeable here. Now I know you don't like Roy Speede, but the fans do, so please try to be respectful. Instead of calling him names try saying you respect him.
PEPSI:
But I don't respect him. I think he's a big, fat, jerk faced, dick nose.
VON WILDERSPIN:
I understand, but remember we need the people to like you. So go with the respect angle, and leave the dick nose talk out of it ok?
PEPSI:
Oh, all right.
VON WILDERSPIN:
Great!
*Elliot steps out of the way and looks over at the cameraman.*
VON WILDERSPIN:
Alright, we are ready to roll.
*The cameraman nods and begins to record. Billy puts on his best toothy grin.*
PEPSI:
Hello all my fans out there. It's me Billy Pepsi the Megastar of the New Generation. I am so happy to be back in the APW, and I am so jazzed about my return to the ring tonight on Meltdown. I know a lot of you out there are just as jazzed about it as I am, but there's some of you out there that are more psyched about seeing Roy Speede. I get that, I really do. It may surprise you to know that I... respect Roy Speede.
*Billy noticeably cringes at the statement, and says the words as if he is about to throw up. Elliot motions to Billy to smile again, and Billy forces a very fake smile.*
PEPSI:
That's right... respect. I respect Roy Speede. The thing I respect most about Roy Speede is.... his.... respectableness, and his... respectability.
*Billy is clearly struggling to find good things to say about Roy Speede.*
PEPSI:
That's right, R-E-S-P-E-C-T that's what Roy Speede means to me.
*Elliot hangs his head, and you guessed it, facepalms. He motions to Billy to hurry the promo along.*
PEPSI:
But even though I respect his respectableness, that isn't going to stop me from kicking his keister around the ring tonight. I didn't come back to the APW to lose. I came here to show the world that I am the fastest, flashiest, razzlingest, dazzlingest megastar in the world. That's what I tried to tell you last week before Roy Speede came out and... Respectably interrupted me.
*Billy's rage starts to boil up. He tries to contain it but the contempt comes out every time he says the name Roy Speede.*
PEPSI:
I only wanted you all to know how great I am, but Roy Speede took it upon himself to highjack my speech... respectfully of course. And why? Why did Roy Speede feel the need to highjack my speech, well I'll tell you why.
*Elliot is shaking his head no and trying to give Billy the cut sign, but Billy doesn't notice him.*
PEPSI:
The reason Roy Speede decided to highjack my promo is because he is a big, fat, jerk faced, dick nosed, hose brained, knuckle headed, sissy pantsed, trout sniffing, penis breathed, pencil necked, geek!
*Billy gasps for air after his childish tirade.*
PEPSI:
And you know what I'm gonna do to that jerk. I'm gonna embarrass him, I'm gonna humiliate him, I'm gonna show him and all you butt faces who cheer for him that I am better than that stupid dipstick in every way. He is gonna be sorry he ever stepped up to take the Pepsi Challenge. I'm gonna crush his face till it looks like a Pancake. Then everywhere he goes people will look at him and say... Pancake! I'm Billy Pepsi, and Roy Speede is gonna find out what it's like to live in the Pepsi Generation.
*Billy gives a thumbs up and grins again. He looks over at a very unimpressed Elliot.*
VON WILDERSPIN:
Really Billy, a Pancake?
PEPSI:
Darn right!
*Elliot looks at the cameraman.*
VON WILDERSPIN:
Alright, can we try that again? I think Billy lost his way a little bit.
CAMERAMAN:
No can do pal. One take is all we have time for.
VON WILDERSPIN:
Well, can you at least edit that last part out.
CAMERAMAN:
Sorry, but Sienna wants all the promos up on the website before showtime. No time for edits or reshoots. The promo stands.
*A look of dread comes across Elliot's face.*
VON WILDERSPIN:
Oh boy, I'm a dead man.
PEPSI:
Don't worry, once I punch Roy Speede's face in everything will be ok. Now come, let's go get us some tacos. I have always wanted an authentic Mexican taco.
*Elliot hangs his head and... wait for it... wait for it... one more for the road... FACEPALM!*
