Post by Michael Jennings on Apr 28, 2013 19:12:43 GMT -4
04/28/2013
Curitiba, Brazil
Afternoon…
It’s a normal day in Curitiba, Brazil where the capital city of South America’s largest country is busy with activity. Here at 24 Hours Street is as busy as it is during the peak of foot traffic as the day is slowly coming to an end. The people are at every store on the Street but the kids are more interested in a dirty, grungy looking man known to the wrestling world as Michael Jennings carrying a bag filled with all kinds of various weapons and other objects. Michael walks out of the Street before heading to west and walking down the first alley he finds. He sets his bag down before turning to the camera. For some odd reason he’s wearing a Robina Hood T-shirt to go along with the jeans he normally wears.
Jennings: Last week I almost won the North American Championship belt…
A belt I didn’t want…
He stares at the ground briefly before getting a psychotic looking smile on his face. He appears to be completely insane from the looks of it. He looks like the Joker before he cut Gambol’s face with a knife.
Jennings: Last week I came close to being the first man to beat my partner this week The Guv’Nor in the match of the night. However the fact that Robina Hood and Sienna stuck their noses in the match at the end annoys me. I didn’t like it when those two little prostitutes got in my business. Don’t think I’m going to forget about that. Getting into the business of someone like me is just something you don’t do. I am going to get into your business this week just like you two did to me and there ain’t nothing either of you two idiots can do about it. However those two aren’t the only jackasses I’m going to talk about this week so I’m just going to go down the list and speak my mind.
He looks clearly agitated as he begins to speak about the other
Jennings: Firstly I have to address the biggest piece of human trash in APW, a man by the name of Ellis Graham.
Michael cracks his knuckles after saying this. He has a look of hate in his eyes as he starts to talk about this man. In his mind Ellis is the biggest, most boring piece of crap on the planet Earth.
Jennings: This week I’m a lumberjack in your little tag team match. The fact that you posted on Twitter that once you get drafted to Asylum that you’re going to bail on your partner which shows just how reliable you are and the reality about how weak The Trust really is. I’m sure Evan McDonald will be loyal to you after you talk the world you’re going to sell him down the river the first chance you get. But you’re not going to get that chance because the first time your preppy ass hits the floor I’m going to send to the morgue where you belong with all the rest of the dead weight around here in APW. I told you it wouldn’t be over after our match two weeks ago and it for damn sure isn’t over. In fact it never will be over until I rid APW of you.
Secondly let me briefly address the man known as Young Mannie. Now you’ve been talking a lot of trash on Twitter and running your big fat fucking mouth about how great you are until I put you in your place. Congratulations, Mannie. You’ve officially replaced Ellis Graham as The Gimp of APW on Twitter due to the fact that you basically became everyone’s bitch over the span of one night. It all started with your little magazine cover spread that you did for a MEN’S magazine which you said you did it to help with the female demographic when every SANE person knows that you posed for a men’s magazine. You might not like hearing that but tough shit you’re going to hear it anyway. The bottom line is after I kick Ellis Graham’s ass and Robina Hood’s ass you’re next on my hit list. You acted like I’m scared to face you in the ring which shows how dense you are. I’m not afraid to face anybody especially some man whore like yourself. You picked the wrong guy to piss off. Not only am I going to destroy you in the ring but I’m also going to torture you psychologically and verbally. Only then will you realize just how much of a bitch you really are.
Michael seems to be completely out of control at this point as he continues his monologue after a short pause. The look on his face is the look of someone who is completely insane and who has no regard for anything that he says or does.
Jennings: Now before I address my opponents this week I feel that I have to address my own tag team partner The Guv’Nor.
He seems rather annoyed after saying that which doesn’t bode well for his partner if Michael’s past history has shown anything.
Jennings: Guv’Nor, you were on here yesterday talking about our match. Now a lot of what you said I agree with but some of it I don’t. Now I would just soon kick your ass as I would there’s so let’s get that out of the way right now. Last week I may have lost but I beat the hell out of you. You also beat the hell out of me too which I respect you for. However I fought you before and I’ll fight you again. I don’t give a rat’s ass about who they put me in the ring with. You may not like me but I’m the only friend you got here in APW. Your old buddy Yarmouth doesn’t give two shits about you anymore and the only person around here who doesn’t want to send your ass to the hospital is me. If Sienna thinks I’m going to turn on you during the match then she’s got another thing coming.
He points to himself as he continues his rant of hate directed at his own tag team partner.
Jennings; My integrity and my respect means more to me than doing whatever Sienna wants me to do. I’m no spineless coward like you insinuated. However you do have it right with ‘the enemy of my enemy is my friend’ comment because that’s exactly what’s going on. We both hate the same idiots on Meltdown and we’re facing two of them this. Now you can tell me not to be a cunt this week but the bottom line is I do what I want, when I want, how I want, and I’ll do whatever the fuck I please regardless of if you like it or not. If you try anything during this match I’ll beat the shit out of you and our opponents all the same time. You insult me and expect me not to retaliate then you’re already proving that you are dumb enough, and yes you are a dumb idiot proven by your comments toward me, to fall into Sienna’s trap without even realizing it. So you’d best learn not to run your mouth because you’re showing that you’re dumber than I thought you were and that you’re just as much as a fucktard as everyone else is making you out to be. I’m done talking about you but rest assured if you get in my face or walk out on me I’ll give you a beating you won’t soon forget.
Michael takes a brief moment to get back focused on the idiots who he is facing instead of his own partner who he isn’t even worried about.
Jennings: The next person I want to talk about is my first opponent this week, a man by the name of Billy Pepsi.
A devious grin comes across his face as he begins to speak about Pepsi.
Jennings: Billy, you are the exact WRONG type of man to put me in the ring with. You’re weak and have a past history of inferiority complex type of behavior, have below average intelligence, and have been taunted in the past. That is not the resume to be carrying with you on your biography against a psychotic maniac like myself who takes great pleasure in torturing others both mentally and physically. You are going to wish you never heard the name Michael Jennings after this week, Billy. That isn’t a joke or a lie. I am going to make you wish that you never came back to APW after I make you my bitch this week.
Now let’s go over your past history, shall we. When you were here in APW before you were a miserable failure that didn’t live up to the hype. The fact is I was better than you then and I’m still better than you are now. I was a regular on the APW Most Wanted while you were left languishing in the sewer of APW with the rest of the shit that needed to be flushed down the toilet before you left after fighting a jobber to a draw. That fact alone shows that you shouldn’t even be allowed to breathe the same air that The Guv’Nor and myself breathe because you are weak and pathetic just like Sienna.
Pepsi, you can call me Mr. Crabby Pants all you want but it doesn’t change the fact that you have the same intelligence level of a fourth grader. I bet you even sleep in Pokemon pajamas and get tucked in every night by your momma Von Wilderspin. If you think I’m miserable then you’d better think again or get a Twitter account because I’m clearly not miserable but then again if I wasn’t you wouldn’t be able to tell anyway since the Chia Pet I had as a kid is smarter than you are. The fact is I’m going to destroy you and there’s nothing you can do about it. Not even your bitch of a manager will be able to repair both your image and the broken, shattered remnants of your carcass after this match. This is going to be your nightmare so get ready.
And lastly let me address the biggest whore on Meltdown, the skank by the name of Robina Hood.
A devious smirk creeps across his face like a snake as he begins to talk about another person in APW that he despises.
Jennings: You are the female Ellis Graham as far as I’m concerned. You talk a big game but when it comes to backing it up in the ring you can’t do it. You have all the political power backing in the world yet you still can’t make it to the top of the mountain where you think you should be. Last week I kicked your ass and you were left in the ring to throw a temper tantrum like a child who couldn’t get the toy she wanted from Toys R’ Us. The fact that you come on here and make idle threats about hurting people while ending our match crying like the little bitch you are. You’re pathetic! You don’t even deserve to be in the same ring with myself and The Guv’Nor just for that temper tantrum alone.
You came out talking about making me cry when you did that yourself after I kicked your ass. The fact that you stepped over me and showed me disrespect at the end of the show makes me want to hurt you even more than I did last week. The fact that I get to bring a weapon this time should have you pissing in your panties. After what you did you shouldn’t even show up to the match just thinking about all the horrible things I’m going to do you.
He points to his scars from when he cut himself two weeks ago as well as his stitched up wounds from last week.
Jennings: I did this to myself so what in the hell do you think I’m going to do to you? You ever see the Texas Chainsaw Massacre? Well consider me to be the human chainsaw and I’m going to cut you into a bunch of pieces with whatever weapon I bring to the ring and feed the remnants of your sorry little carcass to your master Sienna who is just as much of a brutal whore as you are. I’m Leatherface and you’re the helpless victim stuck in the ring with me. I guess that would make Pepsi Shelly from Friday the Thirteenth, Part Three by comparison. You come on the television this week talking about how much of disappointment you are. The reality of you is that you are the definition of fail. You have failed at everything in your life which why you will continue to fail until you wake up to the reality that you are a failure. I broke you both mentally and physically just like I said I would. You might not like me Robina but I’m a man of my word and I kept my word about that unlike you. That’s the difference between you and I. I’m the monster that terrorizes the other monsters around here. You don’t fear me like you should so your punishment must be more severe. I am going to carve up both your body and your soul. You’ll soon find out that I am here both take away your hope and reason to live.
I want you to look at me while we’re standing across the ring from each other this week so that you know who caused all of your mental instability. Who caused your little break down. Who made you see the truth about reality. That we’re all a little but crazy inside. That society will destroy itself and that we’re all savages masquerading behind a mask of civility. You also go into great detail talking about your tortured childhood. Well that’s one thing that we both have in common. My father didn’t love me either but do you see me bitching about? Do you see me on here talking about him putting out lit cigarettes on my arm or leaving me alone for days on end so he could go have sex with hookers? I think not. I came to APW originally to kick his ass and I succeeded. Unlike you I didn’t run away from my childhood trauma, instead I embraced the hate and met it head on. I beat his ass out of APW just like I said I would. I had my day of vengeance just like I will with you this week when we meet again in the ring.
I take great pleasure in the fact that I’ve caused you to become more mentally unstable and fucked up than you were before which is something I take great pride in. I told you this would happen last week and you didn’t listen to me. I warned you what would happen and now you’re seeing that I was telling the truth. I like how you’re on here talking about how dark, disturbed, and violent you are but I think you secretly are doing that to get on my good side. I think you’re trying to impress me more than you are trying to impress Sienna or the fans. I think that you said all of that to get my attention and not for the match. I think you want me sexually.
A devious grins once again appears on his face after saying this. It’s obvious that he means every word that he’s saying. Either that or he’s playing more mind games. His voice sounds even more sinister than before as he continues.
Jennings: The fact that you let your nipples and your nice little ass show during all this is telling. I think you want me because I’m the only person around here more fucked up than you are. We are more alike than different. The fact is you can talk about being the Future of Meltdown and of APW all you want but the bottom line is you aren’t.
He points to himself as he has a look of hate in his eyes. He clearly is a remorseless psychopath and is out to go commit acts of violence this week.
Jennings: I am the future of this company and this business. Wait, I take that back. I’m APW’s reckoning, here to end the days of blandness and mundane stupidity that infests itself on every show now days. I am going to leave this company in ashes. Glad you called me, scum. More stating the obvious from you too. How quaint. And if you think talking about making me bleed then you have another thing coming. I am out for vengeance this week and I am going to destroy you once again physically, mentally, and psychologically. You say you’re going to make me into a broken man when you fail to realize that I was already a broken man when I returned to APW. I’m A LOT more sadistic than you. Once you get that through your skull then you’ll be okay. Back when I was here before I beat my own father with a baseball bat, helped his arch-nemesis steal his girlfriend away, and sent my father to the hospital three times. That’s what I do. I beat the shit out of people and I’ll gladly do that to you again. This week I will send you and Pepsi to hell where you belong. I’m practically a Nazi compared to everyone else here. Pepsi, you’re just another victim. Hood, your pussy and your soul will soon belong to me. I’ll see you intellectual inferiors in the ring.
Michael goes over to collect his bag of weapons and walks off screen as the scene fades to black.
Curitiba, Brazil
Afternoon…
It’s a normal day in Curitiba, Brazil where the capital city of South America’s largest country is busy with activity. Here at 24 Hours Street is as busy as it is during the peak of foot traffic as the day is slowly coming to an end. The people are at every store on the Street but the kids are more interested in a dirty, grungy looking man known to the wrestling world as Michael Jennings carrying a bag filled with all kinds of various weapons and other objects. Michael walks out of the Street before heading to west and walking down the first alley he finds. He sets his bag down before turning to the camera. For some odd reason he’s wearing a Robina Hood T-shirt to go along with the jeans he normally wears.
Jennings: Last week I almost won the North American Championship belt…
A belt I didn’t want…
He stares at the ground briefly before getting a psychotic looking smile on his face. He appears to be completely insane from the looks of it. He looks like the Joker before he cut Gambol’s face with a knife.
Jennings: Last week I came close to being the first man to beat my partner this week The Guv’Nor in the match of the night. However the fact that Robina Hood and Sienna stuck their noses in the match at the end annoys me. I didn’t like it when those two little prostitutes got in my business. Don’t think I’m going to forget about that. Getting into the business of someone like me is just something you don’t do. I am going to get into your business this week just like you two did to me and there ain’t nothing either of you two idiots can do about it. However those two aren’t the only jackasses I’m going to talk about this week so I’m just going to go down the list and speak my mind.
He looks clearly agitated as he begins to speak about the other
Jennings: Firstly I have to address the biggest piece of human trash in APW, a man by the name of Ellis Graham.
Michael cracks his knuckles after saying this. He has a look of hate in his eyes as he starts to talk about this man. In his mind Ellis is the biggest, most boring piece of crap on the planet Earth.
Jennings: This week I’m a lumberjack in your little tag team match. The fact that you posted on Twitter that once you get drafted to Asylum that you’re going to bail on your partner which shows just how reliable you are and the reality about how weak The Trust really is. I’m sure Evan McDonald will be loyal to you after you talk the world you’re going to sell him down the river the first chance you get. But you’re not going to get that chance because the first time your preppy ass hits the floor I’m going to send to the morgue where you belong with all the rest of the dead weight around here in APW. I told you it wouldn’t be over after our match two weeks ago and it for damn sure isn’t over. In fact it never will be over until I rid APW of you.
Secondly let me briefly address the man known as Young Mannie. Now you’ve been talking a lot of trash on Twitter and running your big fat fucking mouth about how great you are until I put you in your place. Congratulations, Mannie. You’ve officially replaced Ellis Graham as The Gimp of APW on Twitter due to the fact that you basically became everyone’s bitch over the span of one night. It all started with your little magazine cover spread that you did for a MEN’S magazine which you said you did it to help with the female demographic when every SANE person knows that you posed for a men’s magazine. You might not like hearing that but tough shit you’re going to hear it anyway. The bottom line is after I kick Ellis Graham’s ass and Robina Hood’s ass you’re next on my hit list. You acted like I’m scared to face you in the ring which shows how dense you are. I’m not afraid to face anybody especially some man whore like yourself. You picked the wrong guy to piss off. Not only am I going to destroy you in the ring but I’m also going to torture you psychologically and verbally. Only then will you realize just how much of a bitch you really are.
Michael seems to be completely out of control at this point as he continues his monologue after a short pause. The look on his face is the look of someone who is completely insane and who has no regard for anything that he says or does.
Jennings: Now before I address my opponents this week I feel that I have to address my own tag team partner The Guv’Nor.
He seems rather annoyed after saying that which doesn’t bode well for his partner if Michael’s past history has shown anything.
Jennings: Guv’Nor, you were on here yesterday talking about our match. Now a lot of what you said I agree with but some of it I don’t. Now I would just soon kick your ass as I would there’s so let’s get that out of the way right now. Last week I may have lost but I beat the hell out of you. You also beat the hell out of me too which I respect you for. However I fought you before and I’ll fight you again. I don’t give a rat’s ass about who they put me in the ring with. You may not like me but I’m the only friend you got here in APW. Your old buddy Yarmouth doesn’t give two shits about you anymore and the only person around here who doesn’t want to send your ass to the hospital is me. If Sienna thinks I’m going to turn on you during the match then she’s got another thing coming.
He points to himself as he continues his rant of hate directed at his own tag team partner.
Jennings; My integrity and my respect means more to me than doing whatever Sienna wants me to do. I’m no spineless coward like you insinuated. However you do have it right with ‘the enemy of my enemy is my friend’ comment because that’s exactly what’s going on. We both hate the same idiots on Meltdown and we’re facing two of them this. Now you can tell me not to be a cunt this week but the bottom line is I do what I want, when I want, how I want, and I’ll do whatever the fuck I please regardless of if you like it or not. If you try anything during this match I’ll beat the shit out of you and our opponents all the same time. You insult me and expect me not to retaliate then you’re already proving that you are dumb enough, and yes you are a dumb idiot proven by your comments toward me, to fall into Sienna’s trap without even realizing it. So you’d best learn not to run your mouth because you’re showing that you’re dumber than I thought you were and that you’re just as much as a fucktard as everyone else is making you out to be. I’m done talking about you but rest assured if you get in my face or walk out on me I’ll give you a beating you won’t soon forget.
Michael takes a brief moment to get back focused on the idiots who he is facing instead of his own partner who he isn’t even worried about.
Jennings: The next person I want to talk about is my first opponent this week, a man by the name of Billy Pepsi.
A devious grin comes across his face as he begins to speak about Pepsi.
Jennings: Billy, you are the exact WRONG type of man to put me in the ring with. You’re weak and have a past history of inferiority complex type of behavior, have below average intelligence, and have been taunted in the past. That is not the resume to be carrying with you on your biography against a psychotic maniac like myself who takes great pleasure in torturing others both mentally and physically. You are going to wish you never heard the name Michael Jennings after this week, Billy. That isn’t a joke or a lie. I am going to make you wish that you never came back to APW after I make you my bitch this week.
Now let’s go over your past history, shall we. When you were here in APW before you were a miserable failure that didn’t live up to the hype. The fact is I was better than you then and I’m still better than you are now. I was a regular on the APW Most Wanted while you were left languishing in the sewer of APW with the rest of the shit that needed to be flushed down the toilet before you left after fighting a jobber to a draw. That fact alone shows that you shouldn’t even be allowed to breathe the same air that The Guv’Nor and myself breathe because you are weak and pathetic just like Sienna.
Pepsi, you can call me Mr. Crabby Pants all you want but it doesn’t change the fact that you have the same intelligence level of a fourth grader. I bet you even sleep in Pokemon pajamas and get tucked in every night by your momma Von Wilderspin. If you think I’m miserable then you’d better think again or get a Twitter account because I’m clearly not miserable but then again if I wasn’t you wouldn’t be able to tell anyway since the Chia Pet I had as a kid is smarter than you are. The fact is I’m going to destroy you and there’s nothing you can do about it. Not even your bitch of a manager will be able to repair both your image and the broken, shattered remnants of your carcass after this match. This is going to be your nightmare so get ready.
And lastly let me address the biggest whore on Meltdown, the skank by the name of Robina Hood.
A devious smirk creeps across his face like a snake as he begins to talk about another person in APW that he despises.
Jennings: You are the female Ellis Graham as far as I’m concerned. You talk a big game but when it comes to backing it up in the ring you can’t do it. You have all the political power backing in the world yet you still can’t make it to the top of the mountain where you think you should be. Last week I kicked your ass and you were left in the ring to throw a temper tantrum like a child who couldn’t get the toy she wanted from Toys R’ Us. The fact that you come on here and make idle threats about hurting people while ending our match crying like the little bitch you are. You’re pathetic! You don’t even deserve to be in the same ring with myself and The Guv’Nor just for that temper tantrum alone.
You came out talking about making me cry when you did that yourself after I kicked your ass. The fact that you stepped over me and showed me disrespect at the end of the show makes me want to hurt you even more than I did last week. The fact that I get to bring a weapon this time should have you pissing in your panties. After what you did you shouldn’t even show up to the match just thinking about all the horrible things I’m going to do you.
He points to his scars from when he cut himself two weeks ago as well as his stitched up wounds from last week.
Jennings: I did this to myself so what in the hell do you think I’m going to do to you? You ever see the Texas Chainsaw Massacre? Well consider me to be the human chainsaw and I’m going to cut you into a bunch of pieces with whatever weapon I bring to the ring and feed the remnants of your sorry little carcass to your master Sienna who is just as much of a brutal whore as you are. I’m Leatherface and you’re the helpless victim stuck in the ring with me. I guess that would make Pepsi Shelly from Friday the Thirteenth, Part Three by comparison. You come on the television this week talking about how much of disappointment you are. The reality of you is that you are the definition of fail. You have failed at everything in your life which why you will continue to fail until you wake up to the reality that you are a failure. I broke you both mentally and physically just like I said I would. You might not like me Robina but I’m a man of my word and I kept my word about that unlike you. That’s the difference between you and I. I’m the monster that terrorizes the other monsters around here. You don’t fear me like you should so your punishment must be more severe. I am going to carve up both your body and your soul. You’ll soon find out that I am here both take away your hope and reason to live.
I want you to look at me while we’re standing across the ring from each other this week so that you know who caused all of your mental instability. Who caused your little break down. Who made you see the truth about reality. That we’re all a little but crazy inside. That society will destroy itself and that we’re all savages masquerading behind a mask of civility. You also go into great detail talking about your tortured childhood. Well that’s one thing that we both have in common. My father didn’t love me either but do you see me bitching about? Do you see me on here talking about him putting out lit cigarettes on my arm or leaving me alone for days on end so he could go have sex with hookers? I think not. I came to APW originally to kick his ass and I succeeded. Unlike you I didn’t run away from my childhood trauma, instead I embraced the hate and met it head on. I beat his ass out of APW just like I said I would. I had my day of vengeance just like I will with you this week when we meet again in the ring.
I take great pleasure in the fact that I’ve caused you to become more mentally unstable and fucked up than you were before which is something I take great pride in. I told you this would happen last week and you didn’t listen to me. I warned you what would happen and now you’re seeing that I was telling the truth. I like how you’re on here talking about how dark, disturbed, and violent you are but I think you secretly are doing that to get on my good side. I think you’re trying to impress me more than you are trying to impress Sienna or the fans. I think that you said all of that to get my attention and not for the match. I think you want me sexually.
A devious grins once again appears on his face after saying this. It’s obvious that he means every word that he’s saying. Either that or he’s playing more mind games. His voice sounds even more sinister than before as he continues.
Jennings: The fact that you let your nipples and your nice little ass show during all this is telling. I think you want me because I’m the only person around here more fucked up than you are. We are more alike than different. The fact is you can talk about being the Future of Meltdown and of APW all you want but the bottom line is you aren’t.
He points to himself as he has a look of hate in his eyes. He clearly is a remorseless psychopath and is out to go commit acts of violence this week.
Jennings: I am the future of this company and this business. Wait, I take that back. I’m APW’s reckoning, here to end the days of blandness and mundane stupidity that infests itself on every show now days. I am going to leave this company in ashes. Glad you called me, scum. More stating the obvious from you too. How quaint. And if you think talking about making me bleed then you have another thing coming. I am out for vengeance this week and I am going to destroy you once again physically, mentally, and psychologically. You say you’re going to make me into a broken man when you fail to realize that I was already a broken man when I returned to APW. I’m A LOT more sadistic than you. Once you get that through your skull then you’ll be okay. Back when I was here before I beat my own father with a baseball bat, helped his arch-nemesis steal his girlfriend away, and sent my father to the hospital three times. That’s what I do. I beat the shit out of people and I’ll gladly do that to you again. This week I will send you and Pepsi to hell where you belong. I’m practically a Nazi compared to everyone else here. Pepsi, you’re just another victim. Hood, your pussy and your soul will soon belong to me. I’ll see you intellectual inferiors in the ring.
Michael goes over to collect his bag of weapons and walks off screen as the scene fades to black.
