Post by The Smooth One on Apr 30, 2013 22:45:58 GMT -4
[glow=red,2,300]Hey Whose the best?
I want the best to come test me
So I can release some stress from my chest G
Is you down to go pound for pound
Toe to toe, blow for blow, round for round
I'm wonderin' 'coz I bring the thunder and the rain
'Causin' confusion to your brain
LOST BOYZ - JEEPS, LEX COUPS, BIMAZ & BENZ[/glow]
Sat, April 27th at 7:45p -
As the rain begins to fall, standing outside of the historic Warner Theater in the Washington DC. APW ‘s own“The Smooth One” William D. Williams Jr. and his father world renown thespian William “Billy Dee” Williams are attending “The Undisputed Truth” the one man show being performed by Iron Mike Tyson!
Hey Son, it’s nice to have you home for a few days and this is a nice treat…I really do appreciate this!
No problem pop..I know how big a fan you are of Mike’s and it is the least I could do. I mean you took me to my first everything. I remember when you took me to the my first Bullets game!
Yeah, you were out on the concourse playing Galaga the whole time.
The Smooth One remembers very vividly that day and spending about 4 dollars on that game.
I don’t know what you are talking about…time to go in the theater!
I hope they don’t have Galaga in here I won’t see you for 2 hours.
HA ha…funny.
As father and son watch the meteoric rise and fall of the former baddest man on the planet the Smooth One begins to analyze how a man with the whole world at his feet is now relegated to a one man stage play where he recounts the trials and tribulations of his life just to make ends meet? After the show has concluded Papa Smooth and son venture into a philosophical conversation about what just transpired.
Pop!
What? Can’t find the galaga game?
Seriously pop, what did you think about what we just saw?
Honestly son, I have been in this business a long time and it is vicious. If you don’t have some combination of streets smarts, common sense and business acumen you are shark bait. You either need that or you need to have someone you can trust, someone with your best interest at heart. A father, a uncle and mentor.
Yeah earlier in his career Mike had Cus D’Amato.
Exactly and Cus protected Mike from the all the snakes that wanted to take advantage of him for his talents.
And when Cus passed away…it was a wrap for Mike.
That is correct son and he spiraled down a path from which not even a man of his wealth of talents come back from.
I am glad I have been able to find some young men in my business that I can trust.
You mean AB and J-Hop?
That’s right pop and even though we are different ages and come from different walks of life we have bonded in a way that others are envious of. There are other groups rising to challenge us, but they are just left over pieces of scraps cobbled together that appear to be formidable and sustainable, but it’s just a matter of time before they fall apart and crumble.
Are you referring to Foul Play?
Now that you mention them they are a prime example of what I mean. I am facing the de facto leader of that group next Sunday on Asylum…in Brazil! Mr. Grand Slam…Jason Kash.
Didn’t you just come back from Brazil?
Yes and it is fabulous…by the way can you pack me some can tuna and lots of granola bars.
What?
Nevermind!
I should come with?
Sure, there is always room for you and the fellas enjoy having you around. We can all appreciate having the voice of reason near by.
Thanks son I appreciate that, but tell me more about Foul Play. I know lots about Jason Kash from watch him and Bailey go back and forth. Oh, I remember Mannie shiitting himself at the mere mention of the man’s name!!
That is the guy!
Let me check your pants?
Get away from my pants…I am fine! Even though this tour has been wreaking havoc on my insides.
Ummm Hmmmm…Mannie pants!
Ha Ha..be quiet! now Kash is a bad mutha…
Shut yo mouth!
Well he is and his is a few other things too….now if you can fathom this concept…he is what I would call a fairly well adjusted ego manic, dipped in psychopath with a side of immense talent sprinkled with touch of irritable bowel syndrome.
What the hell?…is that even possible?
Yeah he is a bit of a hybrid, but you cannot take anything away from him he is one of the best and the fact that he has surrounded himself with an even bigger ego manic in Lively and someone even crazier than he is in the Reaver while I hate to admit…this group is dangerous.
It sounds like it son, do you want me to bring my blaster to Brazil.
No pops, besides I don’t think you can bring that on the plane.
Well son, what is your plan of action?
I am going to take advantage of the fact that he is far more concerned with Bailey than he is with me. They are facing each other at Mayhem in a match that Kash forced by kidnapping
Bailey’s ex- girlfriend Tasha?
Isn’t that a felony?
Kash and Foul Play find themselves above that law, besides I think Kash thinks they were on a date??
Oh..that’s contemporary.
Yeah and while Kash is looking forward to Mayhem and trying to keep his faction afloat. I am going to make sure that he gets a coupon to one of the all you can eat Brazilian BBQ places.
Ah..the Mudbutt!!
Exactly…I will just have to endure the smell!
Just put a little Vick’s vapor rub under your nose..you’ll be fine.
Come on pops…let’s get out of this rain. I’ll take you home.
Yeah, can we stop by the Krispy Kreme? I love those hot glazed doughnuts!
Sure pop only one though we have to watch your glucose levels…you know diabetes is prominent in the African American community.
Yeah Yeah Yeah..I just hope there is no galaga game in there or we’ll never get home.
You not funny..get you old rusty butt in the car..that’s why the Falcon is slower than the Enterprise!
Don’t get hurt..I brought you in this world…I’ll take you out.
Father and Son share a hearty laugh as they head to Krispy Kreme.
April 28th, 1;06am
The Smooth One has dropped off Papa Smooth and is heading home and as he pulls in the the driveway he sees someone standing the shadows near the garage just outside of the glare of the security lights.
The Smooth One pulls into his driveway and cuts on his high beams and the person in the shadows puts up their hands to block the light. The Smooth One gets out of the car and yells at the shadowy figure….
Hey…who is that? I have a case of Chocolate Wasted I am not afraid to use it!!
The silhouette begins to approach the car..
I am serious..I don’t know karate, but I know Karaza!! I will go all Wu Tang on you!!! Tiger Style!! Crane…Mantis!!..I have seen the 5 Deadly Venoms 50 times!!!
The dark hooded visitor unveils itself…
Consuelo??
What the hell are you doing here? Why are you creeping around my crib in the rain? I was about to go quart of blood technique on you!!
I didn’t have anywhere else to go..
A few weeks ago the Dying Breed and Papa Smooth discovered that Shanell ex-partner of young mannie was in hiding and masquerading as a house keeper.
Well …come on in out of the rain. You are shivering how long have you been out there?
Hours?
What’s the matter…Why are you here? Wait…let me get you towel and robe.
The Smooth One gets some dry things for Shanell and puts on the kettle to make some tea..
Here you are ..let’s get you out of the wet things?
Ummmm…why does this robe say property of Carrie Fisher on the back?
Can you just put the robe on! Why are you here again??All in my bushes and you better not have messed up mulch beds!!
Well I thought after you found out who I was you would tell Mannie and he would come looking for me.
First, of all I would never do that. Secondly, mannie is having a love affair with himself and his hand and well I don’t there is room for anyone else.
That is a relief?
Sniff sniff….
What are you doing?
Sniff sniff? You breath doesn’t stink? I mean it smells like end of the day, but it doesn’t stink!
What are you talking about?
Kash said your breath stank?
I know that bald…toothless..son of a ….
Let’s remain lady like!! He is a talented wrestler and while he will
take a chair to the head of friends and enemies alike he is still a person.
Just barely…
Well he seemed to have the attention of your ex!
He was a bit of obsessed with Kash because he couldn’t beat him.
There are a lot of competitors in APW with that problem.
How are you going to beat him?
Wait a minute..how are we on Kash..what the hell were you dong in my bushes again?
Well..like I said…
Ah..hold that thought
The tea kettle is whistling!!!
The Smooth One proceeds to make a nice hot cup of Chai with a 1% milk, a dash of cinnamon and one splenda and returns to the living room.
Oh wow thank you!
For what?
The Tea!!
Oh you wanted tea? Ha..ah heh…My bad….here you are! Just kidding.
Ok..back to you in the bushes.
Well I’ve been watching you ever since you came to APW and well I have always admired the way you carry yourself and your maturity. mannie could have learned a lot from you aobut being a man.
That is true, but he is young and well he’ll learn. He’s extremely immature and he doesn’t own a humble bone, but his day of reckoning is coming.
You know Smooth..I was hoping to get to know each better when I was part of APW.
Well creeping around someone’s house and messing up their mulch beds is not a good start.
Can you be serious for a second?
I am serious..I take my landscaping very seriously!
Look after all of what transpired with mannie left me lost and afraid. He was easily agitated and when he aligned himself with his uncle I could't trust him anymore. He became even worse to me and when little blue pills didn’t work...
What?
The little blue pills?
Aleeve?
No...
Nyquill capsules?
No…the little blue pills that make you happy down below?
Viagra! young mannie has to use Viagra?
Yes I think he might have diabetes…His diet was horrible. All of that steak and cheese with French fries, chicken wings with mumbo sauce, panda express and the alcohol effected his performance and well even with the pills he was very inexperienced…I mean they don’t call him young for nothing.
Yeah all of those starches turn to sugar. I was just talking to my dad about this earlier…Ok, while all of this is interesting I have to get ready for Brazil and one of the biggest matches in my young career. I am facing the icon Jason Kash and I need to renew my tetanus before I get in the ring with him.
I heard he bites!
Yeah, him and that Delikado fella!
This tea is good…
I know!! Look I assume you need a place to lay your head. You can stay in the guest room and I’ll expect you to keep the place spotless.
Ok…thank you Smooth…this means a lot.
She comes over to give Smooth a hug.
Sniff Sniff!!
Cut it out!
I was just making sure..
Ok..the bathroom has everything you need ..soap, towel, wash cloth, TOOTHPASTE, TOOTHBRUSH, FLOSS and MOUTHWASH!! Deodorant..etc.
You are not funny..
oh I am funny!
You going to be ok?
Yes, i'll be fine..Hey can I turn up the heat?
No..put on some socks!!
Ugggh..you can go back outside in stand in the mulch beds!
No I am good…Hey…Can I trust you?
Can you trust me? You were standing in my bushes twenty minutes ago and now you are sleeping in my guest room? Can you trust me? Ha Ha…Can I trust you?
I am sorry you are right…thank you Smooth..I appreciate all you are doing for me.
The Smooth One smiles warmly…..You can call me William.
Thanks William.
As Shanell heads to the guest room..The Smooth One thinks to himself..she’s got all the right weaponry…Smooth yells out!!
Make sure you brush your tongue!
As Shanell continues her walk to the guest room…the Smooth One goes to the phone to call the Promise Anthony Bailey.
Hello…*Yawn*
AB!
Hello..Smooth…Bro it’s 2 am
I know…I had to talk to you..Shanell is here!
What?
Consuelo..Shanell ..you know!! She was outside my house standing in my mulch beds.
She didn’t mess up your mulch beds did she?…I know how important those are to you.
I don’t know, but I am going to check in the morning.
What’s up Bro…what do you need?
How do I beat Kash?
You call me a 2 am ..this could have waited bro?
I know, but I saw Mike Tyson and I was thinking that what happened to him probably happened to Kash and then we went to Krispy Kreme and then we started talking about diabeties and then Shanell was in the mulch beds and oh by the way Shanell looks good in Carrie Fisher’s robe. Oh and did you know mannie uses the little blue pill?
Midol?
No…
Tylenol PM?
No…
Viagra!
Yes! Shanell said he has a little problem with his pee pee…HA HA..
I know right!! That explains a few things though.
We’ll talk about Kash and Foul Play on the way to Brazil.
Cool
Get some sleep man…
Ok..
AB..
Yeah..
Did you ever smell Shanell’s breath?
What?
Nothing?
We’ll talk later bro…Peace!
Peace!
To be continued?
I want the best to come test me
So I can release some stress from my chest G
Is you down to go pound for pound
Toe to toe, blow for blow, round for round
I'm wonderin' 'coz I bring the thunder and the rain
'Causin' confusion to your brain
LOST BOYZ - JEEPS, LEX COUPS, BIMAZ & BENZ[/glow]
Sat, April 27th at 7:45p -
As the rain begins to fall, standing outside of the historic Warner Theater in the Washington DC. APW ‘s own“The Smooth One” William D. Williams Jr. and his father world renown thespian William “Billy Dee” Williams are attending “The Undisputed Truth” the one man show being performed by Iron Mike Tyson!
Hey Son, it’s nice to have you home for a few days and this is a nice treat…I really do appreciate this!
No problem pop..I know how big a fan you are of Mike’s and it is the least I could do. I mean you took me to my first everything. I remember when you took me to the my first Bullets game!
Yeah, you were out on the concourse playing Galaga the whole time.
The Smooth One remembers very vividly that day and spending about 4 dollars on that game.
I don’t know what you are talking about…time to go in the theater!
I hope they don’t have Galaga in here I won’t see you for 2 hours.
HA ha…funny.
As father and son watch the meteoric rise and fall of the former baddest man on the planet the Smooth One begins to analyze how a man with the whole world at his feet is now relegated to a one man stage play where he recounts the trials and tribulations of his life just to make ends meet? After the show has concluded Papa Smooth and son venture into a philosophical conversation about what just transpired.
Pop!
What? Can’t find the galaga game?
Seriously pop, what did you think about what we just saw?
Honestly son, I have been in this business a long time and it is vicious. If you don’t have some combination of streets smarts, common sense and business acumen you are shark bait. You either need that or you need to have someone you can trust, someone with your best interest at heart. A father, a uncle and mentor.
Yeah earlier in his career Mike had Cus D’Amato.
Exactly and Cus protected Mike from the all the snakes that wanted to take advantage of him for his talents.
And when Cus passed away…it was a wrap for Mike.
That is correct son and he spiraled down a path from which not even a man of his wealth of talents come back from.
I am glad I have been able to find some young men in my business that I can trust.
You mean AB and J-Hop?
That’s right pop and even though we are different ages and come from different walks of life we have bonded in a way that others are envious of. There are other groups rising to challenge us, but they are just left over pieces of scraps cobbled together that appear to be formidable and sustainable, but it’s just a matter of time before they fall apart and crumble.
Are you referring to Foul Play?
Now that you mention them they are a prime example of what I mean. I am facing the de facto leader of that group next Sunday on Asylum…in Brazil! Mr. Grand Slam…Jason Kash.
Didn’t you just come back from Brazil?
Yes and it is fabulous…by the way can you pack me some can tuna and lots of granola bars.
What?
Nevermind!
I should come with?
Sure, there is always room for you and the fellas enjoy having you around. We can all appreciate having the voice of reason near by.
Thanks son I appreciate that, but tell me more about Foul Play. I know lots about Jason Kash from watch him and Bailey go back and forth. Oh, I remember Mannie shiitting himself at the mere mention of the man’s name!!
That is the guy!
Let me check your pants?
Get away from my pants…I am fine! Even though this tour has been wreaking havoc on my insides.
Ummm Hmmmm…Mannie pants!
Ha Ha..be quiet! now Kash is a bad mutha…
Shut yo mouth!
Well he is and his is a few other things too….now if you can fathom this concept…he is what I would call a fairly well adjusted ego manic, dipped in psychopath with a side of immense talent sprinkled with touch of irritable bowel syndrome.
What the hell?…is that even possible?
Yeah he is a bit of a hybrid, but you cannot take anything away from him he is one of the best and the fact that he has surrounded himself with an even bigger ego manic in Lively and someone even crazier than he is in the Reaver while I hate to admit…this group is dangerous.
It sounds like it son, do you want me to bring my blaster to Brazil.
No pops, besides I don’t think you can bring that on the plane.
Well son, what is your plan of action?
I am going to take advantage of the fact that he is far more concerned with Bailey than he is with me. They are facing each other at Mayhem in a match that Kash forced by kidnapping
Bailey’s ex- girlfriend Tasha?
Isn’t that a felony?
Kash and Foul Play find themselves above that law, besides I think Kash thinks they were on a date??
Oh..that’s contemporary.
Yeah and while Kash is looking forward to Mayhem and trying to keep his faction afloat. I am going to make sure that he gets a coupon to one of the all you can eat Brazilian BBQ places.
Ah..the Mudbutt!!
Exactly…I will just have to endure the smell!
Just put a little Vick’s vapor rub under your nose..you’ll be fine.
Come on pops…let’s get out of this rain. I’ll take you home.
Yeah, can we stop by the Krispy Kreme? I love those hot glazed doughnuts!
Sure pop only one though we have to watch your glucose levels…you know diabetes is prominent in the African American community.
Yeah Yeah Yeah..I just hope there is no galaga game in there or we’ll never get home.
You not funny..get you old rusty butt in the car..that’s why the Falcon is slower than the Enterprise!
Don’t get hurt..I brought you in this world…I’ll take you out.
Father and Son share a hearty laugh as they head to Krispy Kreme.
April 28th, 1;06am
The Smooth One has dropped off Papa Smooth and is heading home and as he pulls in the the driveway he sees someone standing the shadows near the garage just outside of the glare of the security lights.
The Smooth One pulls into his driveway and cuts on his high beams and the person in the shadows puts up their hands to block the light. The Smooth One gets out of the car and yells at the shadowy figure….
Hey…who is that? I have a case of Chocolate Wasted I am not afraid to use it!!
The silhouette begins to approach the car..
I am serious..I don’t know karate, but I know Karaza!! I will go all Wu Tang on you!!! Tiger Style!! Crane…Mantis!!..I have seen the 5 Deadly Venoms 50 times!!!
The dark hooded visitor unveils itself…
Consuelo??
What the hell are you doing here? Why are you creeping around my crib in the rain? I was about to go quart of blood technique on you!!
I didn’t have anywhere else to go..
A few weeks ago the Dying Breed and Papa Smooth discovered that Shanell ex-partner of young mannie was in hiding and masquerading as a house keeper.
Well …come on in out of the rain. You are shivering how long have you been out there?
Hours?
What’s the matter…Why are you here? Wait…let me get you towel and robe.
The Smooth One gets some dry things for Shanell and puts on the kettle to make some tea..
Here you are ..let’s get you out of the wet things?
Ummmm…why does this robe say property of Carrie Fisher on the back?
Can you just put the robe on! Why are you here again??All in my bushes and you better not have messed up mulch beds!!
Well I thought after you found out who I was you would tell Mannie and he would come looking for me.
First, of all I would never do that. Secondly, mannie is having a love affair with himself and his hand and well I don’t there is room for anyone else.
That is a relief?
Sniff sniff….
What are you doing?
Sniff sniff? You breath doesn’t stink? I mean it smells like end of the day, but it doesn’t stink!
What are you talking about?
Kash said your breath stank?
I know that bald…toothless..son of a ….
Let’s remain lady like!! He is a talented wrestler and while he will
take a chair to the head of friends and enemies alike he is still a person.
Just barely…
Well he seemed to have the attention of your ex!
He was a bit of obsessed with Kash because he couldn’t beat him.
There are a lot of competitors in APW with that problem.
How are you going to beat him?
Wait a minute..how are we on Kash..what the hell were you dong in my bushes again?
Well..like I said…
Ah..hold that thought
The tea kettle is whistling!!!
The Smooth One proceeds to make a nice hot cup of Chai with a 1% milk, a dash of cinnamon and one splenda and returns to the living room.
Oh wow thank you!
For what?
The Tea!!
Oh you wanted tea? Ha..ah heh…My bad….here you are! Just kidding.
Ok..back to you in the bushes.
Well I’ve been watching you ever since you came to APW and well I have always admired the way you carry yourself and your maturity. mannie could have learned a lot from you aobut being a man.
That is true, but he is young and well he’ll learn. He’s extremely immature and he doesn’t own a humble bone, but his day of reckoning is coming.
You know Smooth..I was hoping to get to know each better when I was part of APW.
Well creeping around someone’s house and messing up their mulch beds is not a good start.
Can you be serious for a second?
I am serious..I take my landscaping very seriously!
Look after all of what transpired with mannie left me lost and afraid. He was easily agitated and when he aligned himself with his uncle I could't trust him anymore. He became even worse to me and when little blue pills didn’t work...
What?
The little blue pills?
Aleeve?
No...
Nyquill capsules?
No…the little blue pills that make you happy down below?
Viagra! young mannie has to use Viagra?
Yes I think he might have diabetes…His diet was horrible. All of that steak and cheese with French fries, chicken wings with mumbo sauce, panda express and the alcohol effected his performance and well even with the pills he was very inexperienced…I mean they don’t call him young for nothing.
Yeah all of those starches turn to sugar. I was just talking to my dad about this earlier…Ok, while all of this is interesting I have to get ready for Brazil and one of the biggest matches in my young career. I am facing the icon Jason Kash and I need to renew my tetanus before I get in the ring with him.
I heard he bites!
Yeah, him and that Delikado fella!
This tea is good…
I know!! Look I assume you need a place to lay your head. You can stay in the guest room and I’ll expect you to keep the place spotless.
Ok…thank you Smooth…this means a lot.
She comes over to give Smooth a hug.
Sniff Sniff!!
Cut it out!
I was just making sure..
Ok..the bathroom has everything you need ..soap, towel, wash cloth, TOOTHPASTE, TOOTHBRUSH, FLOSS and MOUTHWASH!! Deodorant..etc.
You are not funny..
oh I am funny!
You going to be ok?
Yes, i'll be fine..Hey can I turn up the heat?
No..put on some socks!!
Ugggh..you can go back outside in stand in the mulch beds!
No I am good…Hey…Can I trust you?
Can you trust me? You were standing in my bushes twenty minutes ago and now you are sleeping in my guest room? Can you trust me? Ha Ha…Can I trust you?
I am sorry you are right…thank you Smooth..I appreciate all you are doing for me.
The Smooth One smiles warmly…..You can call me William.
Thanks William.
As Shanell heads to the guest room..The Smooth One thinks to himself..she’s got all the right weaponry…Smooth yells out!!
Make sure you brush your tongue!
As Shanell continues her walk to the guest room…the Smooth One goes to the phone to call the Promise Anthony Bailey.
Hello…*Yawn*
AB!
Hello..Smooth…Bro it’s 2 am
I know…I had to talk to you..Shanell is here!
What?
Consuelo..Shanell ..you know!! She was outside my house standing in my mulch beds.
She didn’t mess up your mulch beds did she?…I know how important those are to you.
I don’t know, but I am going to check in the morning.
What’s up Bro…what do you need?
How do I beat Kash?
You call me a 2 am ..this could have waited bro?
I know, but I saw Mike Tyson and I was thinking that what happened to him probably happened to Kash and then we went to Krispy Kreme and then we started talking about diabeties and then Shanell was in the mulch beds and oh by the way Shanell looks good in Carrie Fisher’s robe. Oh and did you know mannie uses the little blue pill?
Midol?
No…
Tylenol PM?
No…
Viagra!
Yes! Shanell said he has a little problem with his pee pee…HA HA..
I know right!! That explains a few things though.
We’ll talk about Kash and Foul Play on the way to Brazil.
Cool
Get some sleep man…
Ok..
AB..
Yeah..
Did you ever smell Shanell’s breath?
What?
Nothing?
We’ll talk later bro…Peace!
Peace!
To be continued?
