Post by Michael Jennings on Jun 4, 2013 22:50:18 GMT -4
06/01/2013
Los Angeles, California
Afternoon…
Inside of Michael Jennings large house in the city of angels he is brooding over his loss to Amy Zing. In fact he’s sitting on his couch looking at the ground in an angered state of mind. He seems really out of it as he looks up before he reaches over to grab his beer bottle to take another chug from his beer before sitting it back down. He then sighs before beginning to address the audience.
Jennings: Last week did not go how I planned…
He looks down at the ground briefly before looking back at the camera. He doesn’t seem depressed or anything. He does seem very pissed off as he continues his monologue.
Jennings: First I lost to some run of the mill skank who has the personality of a brick. She spends the whole time looking at clothes and yet that’s better than me.
Michael pauses for a moment to glare at the camera before continuing his rant of hate.
Jennings: I guess that’s ENTERTAINING for the fans.
He looks over in the direction of the hallway where the bathroom is as he continues.
Jennings: Maybe I should just sit on a toilet taking a shit and wipe my ass for half an hour to entertain them then.
He turns back to the camera as he continues.
Jennings: Wiping my ass and taking a dump…that’s Action Packed entertainment!
Michael looks angrily at the camera as a toilet flushes on the television show he is watching. A sick smile creeps across his face.
Jennings: Entertainment…
The scene fades out with Michael cackling maniacally in the background.
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The next day…
The scene opens in Michael Jennings’ bedroom where he’s going through his closet looking for something to wear. The whole time he’s doing this he appears to be very annoyed. In fact he looks angry about it. He continues to rummage through the closet before picking out a suit. He looks at it for a moment, shakes his head, and then turns to the camera with a disgusted look on his face.
Jennings: This is entertaining…
He puts the suit back before pulling out another one to inspect it.
Jennings: Yes, folks. This is entertaining…
After inspecting the suit Michael puts it back into the closet before stopping. He has a puzzled look on his face before turning to the camera.
Jennings: Wait, how the fuck is this interesting?
He then reaches over and slams the closet door shut before turning to the camera to go on a rant.
Jennings: Give me a break. This is as boring as it gets.
Michael starts pointing at the camera before continuing.
Jennings: You fans have no taste. The people in charge have no taste in who or what is entertaining. If this is what it takes to be considered entertaining in this industry then I might as well start filming the most boring, mundane shit possible on a weekly basis to be considered an entertainer by you people. Do you all want to know why I left this business the first time? It was you fans out there. You all have no sense in what it takes to make it in this business. The fact you cheer some breast flashing whore like Amy Zing says it all. Hell I’ll go as far as saying that you fans are the reason this business has become stable filled and stale. This entire company is become boring and mundane which is why I must destroy what it has become in order to create a new era for APW. There’s a reason wrestlers left here and wrestlers like Amy Zing, who have ZERO personality and yet are given every opportunity to succeed despite not gaining any traction with the APW fanbase, are the ones who are getting thrown in APW television on a weekly basis yet the fans don’t give a shit about them.
He points to himself before continuing.
Jennings: You want to look for leadership to take this company into the new era? Look to people like myself, the Natural Born Killaz, Catherine Jewel, The Unforgiven, and Iron Nightmare. Those are wrestlers that are going to take this company forward, not dumbasses like the League of Extraordinary Wrestlers who are so bland and mundane they had to rip off the name of a comic book faction because they couldn’t come up with something decent on their own.
Now there’s people out there who are wondering why in the hell I joined the NBK. The reason is simple. THEY ASKED ME TO. How the fuck hard is this to understand? They were the only ones with brains enough to ask me to join their group. Then all of a sudden there’s this League forming on the same show…yeah, that group of egomaniacs is really going to work. I heard some guy named Stuart Barrett called and was talking about a core if you catch my drift. The fact is nobody is buying into the League because nobody gives a crap about them nor do they give a crap about Amy Zing. What they do care about is the Natural Born Killaz. Why? Because in ONE WEEK since I’ve joined the group we’ve gone from being after thoughts to the group of guys you DON’T want to fuck with just because I’m in the group.
And you all KNOW what I do to people. I’m the one person in APW nobody wants to fuck with because I send people packing from the federation. Cid Phoenix, Kevin Dahlia, and Ellis Graham all were sent packing because of me. I burned down Ellis Graham’s yacht and the fact he tried to lock me in the locker room should tell you all how fucking scared he was of me. I will send anybody who messes with me to the morgue where they belong with the rest of the dead weight around here. Just because I got a haircut and some money doesn’t mean anything else changed. There’s a monster on the Overdrive roster and his name is Michael Jennings.
The fact is this company FUCKED UP putting Amy Zing in the ring with me. They should know what happens when I lose to somebody who I had beat. And I BEAT you, Amy. You know it, I know it, and the entire world knows it. You were tapping out yet the ref said you made it to the ropes. I beg to differ. I’m calling you out for a rematch, bitch. I’m not going to be nice or polite about it like you are, either. I think I beat you with the third submission hold and the fact is the world saw you tap…I mean reach for the ropes. I heard you give up with my own ears. I’m not some deaf and dumb person like the referee was. I think you and everybody else needs a wake up call.
Michael reaches over and grabs the camera man by the head before pulling him over. He then reaches over and grabs a knife off of the dresser before putting it to the camera man’s throat. He then grabs the camera to show himself.
Jennings: This is how crazy Overdrive has made me. One week on this show has turned me from a almost going over the edge to officially being over the edge. The days of law, order, and justice in APW are OVER.
Michael holds the camera up to his face again.
Jennings: People are going to get hurt…starting on Overdrive. Tell them about this, punk.
He then lets the camera man go and hands him his camera.
Jennings: GO! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!
The camera man quickly runs out of the room and runs downstairs with his camera shaking in a wild, frenetic scene. The camera is all over the place as the camera man runs out the front door as the scene fades to black.
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06/04/2013
Night…
A gorgeous sunset in Los Angeles is the background as Michael Jennings is standing on the shore of Venice Beach as he glares at the camera. In the background there’s people smiling and being happy which is a stark contrast to Michael who looks like he wants to commit capital murder. He continues to glare at the camera as he slowly begins to speak.
Jennings: How the fuck did I lose…
He still seems very angry over his loss to Amy Zing to the point where it looks like he may kill the next person who pisses him off.
Jennings: Seriously, how in THE BLUE FUCKING HELL…did I lose to some woman who spent half a fucking hour picking out clothes instead of talking about our match?
...I just don’t get it. It makes no sense to me. How did that brainless, vapid bitch beat me? There’s NO WAY I should lose to someone who has the same intelligence as a bottle. The fact is I beat the living hell out of Amy Zing and everybody here KNOWS IT. I shouldn’t even be in the match I’m in this week and I don’t want to be in it. I want Amy Zing in a rematch for MY SPOT not this shit. Speaking of that, let me talk about my match.
Michael sighs and then looks angry again. He clearly is not happy about the match he is in nor is he happy about losing last week. in his mind he feels that he won the match and now is in a match that he obviously doesn’t want to be in nor is interested in being in it.
Jennings: This week I’m in a Second Chance battle royal...against ALL of my allies on Overdrive. I’m on good terms with Buckson Gooch despite his allegiance to the League of Extraordinary Egomaniacs. Leon Roberts and Jake Titan are in my alliance the Natural Born Killaz so I’m not going to talk smack about them. In fact, if we were smart and OF COURSE we are, we’d work together to win this. However I’m sure the other wrestlers in this match are smart enough to figure that out on their own. I’m sure we’re going to be the targets in this match so I’ve already got a strategy in place to prevent that from happening.
However before I get into talking about my opponents I need to address something. I’m going to be blunt about this, I DON’T want to be in this match. This is an elimination tournament and in my opinion myself and everyone in this match is already eliminated. The fact that the general manager said all of us lost because of ‘pure ineptitude’ really annoys the fuck out of me. What motivation do I have to even give a shit about that match while reading the card online? There’s no reason for me to care after seeing that on here. Right now I’m wanting to be sent back to Meltdown after reading shit like that and that’s the truth. It’s obvious Duvall doesn’t give a fuck about anybody in this match so why should I even care about trying to win it? Seriously, is London Carter in charge of this match because the disrespect I saw while reading the lineup was on par with some of the disrespectful whining that fuckhead has been doing since he got here.
I really don’t want to win this match because whoever wins it is tainted in my opinion. When you lose in a tournament and in qualifying for it, you should be eliminated like I was from contention. I’m not like the rest of these guys in this tournament. They all want to win this just to go for some glory or continue their pipe dream of winning a World Heavyweight Championship that is really a pipe bomb about to explode in their face. If I’m being honest with myself and the audience watching this at home, there’s no motivation for me in this match. Why should I care about winning this match when I live by a “survival of the fittest” mentality and I already lost? I have no reason to want to win this match. I already lost in this tournament and I’m not good enough to be in it because I lost.
He throws the bottle at the wall. When it hits it shatters and sends a bunch of pieces of glass flying all over the place. Michael turns back to the camera to continue angrily talking about his match.
Jennings: I feel dirty just being in this match. I already lost so this is basically the losers consolation bracket. This is for the shit that lost last week…
Michael glares at the camera angrily as he starts pointing his finger at the camera as he continues ranting about everything on his mind.
Jennings: Do any of you sitting at home watching on your televisions buy that I even care about winning this? Well you shouldn’t because I don’t. I could care less about this tournament and this battle royal because, in my opinion, this match is nothing but a match for losers. But, since I have no choice, let me say a few words about my opposition this week
Now let me take a look at all of my opponents starting first with A.C. Smith. You are a champion in APW which makes you the top guy in here. From the match footage I’ve seen there’s a reason why you’re called the Big Apple Asskicker. I saw your match against Nathanial Havok at Mayhem and the blood that was spilled. You beat the shit out of him and in the process showed me you were one of the toughest if not the toughest bastard in this company. That I can respect. What I can’t respect is if you join the League of Legendary Idiots and basically join one of the eighty seven thousand stables in APW right now. The fact is there’s a reason you shouldn’t put that shirt on. It’s because you need to use it to wipe your ass the next time you take a shit because taking a shit is on par with joining the League. You want leadership and a group that will stand with you? Then look no further to the NBK. Watching the League and the New Sindicate talking with each other on Meltdown was just pathetic. I had to literally go and hurl before introducing Catherine Jewel after watching that shit.
Smith, you and Gooch are better than that shit. Seriously, it’s like watching a circle jerk on live television any time the League is on there. People are changing the channel at a rapid rate because they don’t believe that the League is a legitimate threat to the New Sindicate. Seriously, making your own preview to counteract their stupid, boring, bland preview that nobody gives a shit about? PLEASE. That just showed how childish and stupid both groups are. Smith, let me tell you something and I think you’d better listen to what I say before the League flushes your career down the toilet along with theirs. Do you know who the fans believe is a legitimate threat to the SIndicate? Me and you. THAT’S IT. We’re the two baddest motherfuckers in all of APW and they all KNOW IT. Now you need to ask yourself this question, Smith. Do you want to join idiots who put out trailers or do you want to joined up with people like myself who do their talking in the ring? The choice is yours but make it the right one.
The next wrestler in this match I would like to address is Dan White. Before I address you as it relates to this match let me go through your backstory which is the key to dissecting you. Much like me you grew up on the streets. In your youth you turned yourself into the most dangerous person in your little group of rascals called the Cardiff Soul Crew but instead of embracing the violence you turned your back on it. This is why you are weak. In order to be a true and wise wrestler you need to embrace a larger view of wrestling. Only by becoming a violent psychopath will these people respect you. For an example of what I’m talking about, look at me. These people see me walk into the building and they’re like ‘damn right he’s the best there is.’ That’s what they say because they know I’m not messing around. I go out to that ring to injure and to maim just like I’m going to do this week.
Now you also made the mistake of mentioning that you had a major head injury back in 2006 as well as your failures as both a hip hop artist and a Hollywood actor. What a fool you are. You NEVER let your opponents know your weaknesses because they will exploit them. I’ll say this much and I’m a man of my word. I’m going after your long dormant head injury and I’m going to reinjure it. There’s NOTHING you can do about it. I’m a man of my word. However I may just spare you because we’re a lot alike. You’re a bit of an anarchist…I’m the DEFINITION of the word anarchist. I’ve pissed off every management person in APW not named Raab since I’ve been here and done it with a smile on my face. We both cross the line and that’s what makes me think we’re more allies than enemies because we are the same. We’re puppets in the same sick play that’s violent and filled with chaos. Let’s face it, you and Smith are better candidates to join the NBK than any other faction here. Here in the NBK we don’t mess around. We’re a lot like you. We cross the line and it gets us in trouble with management. You fit that attitude perfectly which is why I think you should think about joining us. However, that said, just like Smith if you get in my way I will beat the shit out of you and toss your carcass out of the ring onto your big fat head which will reinjure that head of yours. It’s your call but I think you’re smart enough to realize that I’m telling the truth.
He smiles at the camera before sighing and going back to his annoyed facial expression from earlier.
Jennings: Now lastly I want to talk about having to wrestle my own partners in this match…
At this point he looks like he’s going to explode. In fact he looks like he’s going to kill somebody. He’s more intense than when he put the knife to the throat of the camera man a few days earlier. However he is somehow able to keep himself composed. Finally he unleashes his rage as he begins to speak.
Jennings: Seriously this shit really pisses me off. I just joined up with Titan and Roberts last week. Now magically we’re facing each other in this match. My integrity and my self respect means more to me than turning on my teammates. I’ll eliminate myself before that happens. I told all you when I first got here that I’m a man of my word and I’m not turning on my own partners even if this is a battle royal. Fuck that shit. Anybody who’s that desperate for fame and money should be killed on the spot by a firing squad in my opinion. Everybody around here knows I don’t give a damn about fame, money, or championships. Those things are for the weak minded in this business which clearly doesn’t apply to me. I’m here for two reasons. First to prove that I’m the best there is and secondly to hurt people. I’m not here to entertain. I’m here to beat the shit out of whomever they put me in the ring with. However, that said, I’m still not going to be fighting my own teammates nor my friends. I’ll eliminate myself before that happens. I could care less about winning this match because I care more about loyalty to my teammates than screwing them over for a shot at a belt I’m not going to get anyway because I’m not entertaining. I’m a violent sociopath. Do you really think that Alexander Duvall is going to let somebody like that be the face of his brand? No. Do you really think that President Jeff is going to let some maniac like myself represent this company as the Heavyweight Champion of the world? No. That’s not going to happen.
I know the truth of all of this. I’m too out of control for this company to manage. That’s what I bring to the table. APW needed a psychopath on it’s roster and I fit the bill. But let’s be realistic here. None of you fans want me to succeed just like no one in management wants me to succeed. Instead they want to see someone like Terry Marvin or Evan Envi as their representative. That’s why I don’t want to win this and which is why none of you should want me in this tournament either. I’m too extreme for APW. I make Jason Kash seem subtle by comparison which should tell all of you everything that you need to know about all of this. I am the most controversial wrestler in APW both on the shows and on Twitter. I am guy who says what he wants, when he wants, and how he wants regardless of if people like it or not. I’ve taken more heat than anybody with my stance that the League and New Sindicate previews on Meltdown were nothing but glorified piss breaks in my opinion. The fact that fans are cheering a group composed of three bad guys and Gooch shows just how pointless the League is. Do you think people are going to automatically cheer guys like that? Give me a fucking break. They’re just as stupid as these fans are. These people can cheer me but I don’t give a damn if they do because I’m not some egomaniac like these idiots are. Last week I publicly challenged Level One and I want to take that off the table. Not because I’m scared but because I’m rooting for him against the shit that I saw on Meltdown. And by shit I mean the League and the New SIndicate. Level One has the balls that these idiots are lacking.
Now let me say this. Just because I’m endorsing Level One doesn’t mean I agree with him. I just think that him and the LeWinters are the ones that don’t put out stupid previews that nobody cares about. They go out and get their business done in the ring just like I do. Just like people like myself, Foul Play, Iron Nightmare, The Unforgiven, and the rest of the NBK does out there in the ring. This week is about sending a message and the message I’m sending is that I’m not here to put out some preview or come up with some shitty nickname to make a name for myself on national television. I do my talking in the ring instead of in some overbloated preview because I don’t need that shit. This is a wrestling company, not some movie theater in the middle of Anytown, U.S.A. where people go to see movies that are even worse than any League appearance on national television ever was. I’m not here to kiss anyone’s ass like the League is but the bottom line is this week I’m going to that ring to kick some ass and, when the dust settles, I could care less if I’m the winner of this match. Over the top rope matches are for pussies, bottom line. I’ll see you all on Overdrive.
Michael walks off screen as the scene fades to black.
Los Angeles, California
Afternoon…
Inside of Michael Jennings large house in the city of angels he is brooding over his loss to Amy Zing. In fact he’s sitting on his couch looking at the ground in an angered state of mind. He seems really out of it as he looks up before he reaches over to grab his beer bottle to take another chug from his beer before sitting it back down. He then sighs before beginning to address the audience.
Jennings: Last week did not go how I planned…
He looks down at the ground briefly before looking back at the camera. He doesn’t seem depressed or anything. He does seem very pissed off as he continues his monologue.
Jennings: First I lost to some run of the mill skank who has the personality of a brick. She spends the whole time looking at clothes and yet that’s better than me.
Michael pauses for a moment to glare at the camera before continuing his rant of hate.
Jennings: I guess that’s ENTERTAINING for the fans.
He looks over in the direction of the hallway where the bathroom is as he continues.
Jennings: Maybe I should just sit on a toilet taking a shit and wipe my ass for half an hour to entertain them then.
He turns back to the camera as he continues.
Jennings: Wiping my ass and taking a dump…that’s Action Packed entertainment!
Michael looks angrily at the camera as a toilet flushes on the television show he is watching. A sick smile creeps across his face.
Jennings: Entertainment…
The scene fades out with Michael cackling maniacally in the background.
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The next day…
The scene opens in Michael Jennings’ bedroom where he’s going through his closet looking for something to wear. The whole time he’s doing this he appears to be very annoyed. In fact he looks angry about it. He continues to rummage through the closet before picking out a suit. He looks at it for a moment, shakes his head, and then turns to the camera with a disgusted look on his face.
Jennings: This is entertaining…
He puts the suit back before pulling out another one to inspect it.
Jennings: Yes, folks. This is entertaining…
After inspecting the suit Michael puts it back into the closet before stopping. He has a puzzled look on his face before turning to the camera.
Jennings: Wait, how the fuck is this interesting?
He then reaches over and slams the closet door shut before turning to the camera to go on a rant.
Jennings: Give me a break. This is as boring as it gets.
Michael starts pointing at the camera before continuing.
Jennings: You fans have no taste. The people in charge have no taste in who or what is entertaining. If this is what it takes to be considered entertaining in this industry then I might as well start filming the most boring, mundane shit possible on a weekly basis to be considered an entertainer by you people. Do you all want to know why I left this business the first time? It was you fans out there. You all have no sense in what it takes to make it in this business. The fact you cheer some breast flashing whore like Amy Zing says it all. Hell I’ll go as far as saying that you fans are the reason this business has become stable filled and stale. This entire company is become boring and mundane which is why I must destroy what it has become in order to create a new era for APW. There’s a reason wrestlers left here and wrestlers like Amy Zing, who have ZERO personality and yet are given every opportunity to succeed despite not gaining any traction with the APW fanbase, are the ones who are getting thrown in APW television on a weekly basis yet the fans don’t give a shit about them.
He points to himself before continuing.
Jennings: You want to look for leadership to take this company into the new era? Look to people like myself, the Natural Born Killaz, Catherine Jewel, The Unforgiven, and Iron Nightmare. Those are wrestlers that are going to take this company forward, not dumbasses like the League of Extraordinary Wrestlers who are so bland and mundane they had to rip off the name of a comic book faction because they couldn’t come up with something decent on their own.
Now there’s people out there who are wondering why in the hell I joined the NBK. The reason is simple. THEY ASKED ME TO. How the fuck hard is this to understand? They were the only ones with brains enough to ask me to join their group. Then all of a sudden there’s this League forming on the same show…yeah, that group of egomaniacs is really going to work. I heard some guy named Stuart Barrett called and was talking about a core if you catch my drift. The fact is nobody is buying into the League because nobody gives a crap about them nor do they give a crap about Amy Zing. What they do care about is the Natural Born Killaz. Why? Because in ONE WEEK since I’ve joined the group we’ve gone from being after thoughts to the group of guys you DON’T want to fuck with just because I’m in the group.
And you all KNOW what I do to people. I’m the one person in APW nobody wants to fuck with because I send people packing from the federation. Cid Phoenix, Kevin Dahlia, and Ellis Graham all were sent packing because of me. I burned down Ellis Graham’s yacht and the fact he tried to lock me in the locker room should tell you all how fucking scared he was of me. I will send anybody who messes with me to the morgue where they belong with the rest of the dead weight around here. Just because I got a haircut and some money doesn’t mean anything else changed. There’s a monster on the Overdrive roster and his name is Michael Jennings.
The fact is this company FUCKED UP putting Amy Zing in the ring with me. They should know what happens when I lose to somebody who I had beat. And I BEAT you, Amy. You know it, I know it, and the entire world knows it. You were tapping out yet the ref said you made it to the ropes. I beg to differ. I’m calling you out for a rematch, bitch. I’m not going to be nice or polite about it like you are, either. I think I beat you with the third submission hold and the fact is the world saw you tap…I mean reach for the ropes. I heard you give up with my own ears. I’m not some deaf and dumb person like the referee was. I think you and everybody else needs a wake up call.
Michael reaches over and grabs the camera man by the head before pulling him over. He then reaches over and grabs a knife off of the dresser before putting it to the camera man’s throat. He then grabs the camera to show himself.
Jennings: This is how crazy Overdrive has made me. One week on this show has turned me from a almost going over the edge to officially being over the edge. The days of law, order, and justice in APW are OVER.
Michael holds the camera up to his face again.
Jennings: People are going to get hurt…starting on Overdrive. Tell them about this, punk.
He then lets the camera man go and hands him his camera.
Jennings: GO! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!
The camera man quickly runs out of the room and runs downstairs with his camera shaking in a wild, frenetic scene. The camera is all over the place as the camera man runs out the front door as the scene fades to black.
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06/04/2013
Night…
A gorgeous sunset in Los Angeles is the background as Michael Jennings is standing on the shore of Venice Beach as he glares at the camera. In the background there’s people smiling and being happy which is a stark contrast to Michael who looks like he wants to commit capital murder. He continues to glare at the camera as he slowly begins to speak.
Jennings: How the fuck did I lose…
He still seems very angry over his loss to Amy Zing to the point where it looks like he may kill the next person who pisses him off.
Jennings: Seriously, how in THE BLUE FUCKING HELL…did I lose to some woman who spent half a fucking hour picking out clothes instead of talking about our match?
...I just don’t get it. It makes no sense to me. How did that brainless, vapid bitch beat me? There’s NO WAY I should lose to someone who has the same intelligence as a bottle. The fact is I beat the living hell out of Amy Zing and everybody here KNOWS IT. I shouldn’t even be in the match I’m in this week and I don’t want to be in it. I want Amy Zing in a rematch for MY SPOT not this shit. Speaking of that, let me talk about my match.
Michael sighs and then looks angry again. He clearly is not happy about the match he is in nor is he happy about losing last week. in his mind he feels that he won the match and now is in a match that he obviously doesn’t want to be in nor is interested in being in it.
Jennings: This week I’m in a Second Chance battle royal...against ALL of my allies on Overdrive. I’m on good terms with Buckson Gooch despite his allegiance to the League of Extraordinary Egomaniacs. Leon Roberts and Jake Titan are in my alliance the Natural Born Killaz so I’m not going to talk smack about them. In fact, if we were smart and OF COURSE we are, we’d work together to win this. However I’m sure the other wrestlers in this match are smart enough to figure that out on their own. I’m sure we’re going to be the targets in this match so I’ve already got a strategy in place to prevent that from happening.
However before I get into talking about my opponents I need to address something. I’m going to be blunt about this, I DON’T want to be in this match. This is an elimination tournament and in my opinion myself and everyone in this match is already eliminated. The fact that the general manager said all of us lost because of ‘pure ineptitude’ really annoys the fuck out of me. What motivation do I have to even give a shit about that match while reading the card online? There’s no reason for me to care after seeing that on here. Right now I’m wanting to be sent back to Meltdown after reading shit like that and that’s the truth. It’s obvious Duvall doesn’t give a fuck about anybody in this match so why should I even care about trying to win it? Seriously, is London Carter in charge of this match because the disrespect I saw while reading the lineup was on par with some of the disrespectful whining that fuckhead has been doing since he got here.
I really don’t want to win this match because whoever wins it is tainted in my opinion. When you lose in a tournament and in qualifying for it, you should be eliminated like I was from contention. I’m not like the rest of these guys in this tournament. They all want to win this just to go for some glory or continue their pipe dream of winning a World Heavyweight Championship that is really a pipe bomb about to explode in their face. If I’m being honest with myself and the audience watching this at home, there’s no motivation for me in this match. Why should I care about winning this match when I live by a “survival of the fittest” mentality and I already lost? I have no reason to want to win this match. I already lost in this tournament and I’m not good enough to be in it because I lost.
He throws the bottle at the wall. When it hits it shatters and sends a bunch of pieces of glass flying all over the place. Michael turns back to the camera to continue angrily talking about his match.
Jennings: I feel dirty just being in this match. I already lost so this is basically the losers consolation bracket. This is for the shit that lost last week…
Michael glares at the camera angrily as he starts pointing his finger at the camera as he continues ranting about everything on his mind.
Jennings: Do any of you sitting at home watching on your televisions buy that I even care about winning this? Well you shouldn’t because I don’t. I could care less about this tournament and this battle royal because, in my opinion, this match is nothing but a match for losers. But, since I have no choice, let me say a few words about my opposition this week
Now let me take a look at all of my opponents starting first with A.C. Smith. You are a champion in APW which makes you the top guy in here. From the match footage I’ve seen there’s a reason why you’re called the Big Apple Asskicker. I saw your match against Nathanial Havok at Mayhem and the blood that was spilled. You beat the shit out of him and in the process showed me you were one of the toughest if not the toughest bastard in this company. That I can respect. What I can’t respect is if you join the League of Legendary Idiots and basically join one of the eighty seven thousand stables in APW right now. The fact is there’s a reason you shouldn’t put that shirt on. It’s because you need to use it to wipe your ass the next time you take a shit because taking a shit is on par with joining the League. You want leadership and a group that will stand with you? Then look no further to the NBK. Watching the League and the New Sindicate talking with each other on Meltdown was just pathetic. I had to literally go and hurl before introducing Catherine Jewel after watching that shit.
Smith, you and Gooch are better than that shit. Seriously, it’s like watching a circle jerk on live television any time the League is on there. People are changing the channel at a rapid rate because they don’t believe that the League is a legitimate threat to the New Sindicate. Seriously, making your own preview to counteract their stupid, boring, bland preview that nobody gives a shit about? PLEASE. That just showed how childish and stupid both groups are. Smith, let me tell you something and I think you’d better listen to what I say before the League flushes your career down the toilet along with theirs. Do you know who the fans believe is a legitimate threat to the SIndicate? Me and you. THAT’S IT. We’re the two baddest motherfuckers in all of APW and they all KNOW IT. Now you need to ask yourself this question, Smith. Do you want to join idiots who put out trailers or do you want to joined up with people like myself who do their talking in the ring? The choice is yours but make it the right one.
The next wrestler in this match I would like to address is Dan White. Before I address you as it relates to this match let me go through your backstory which is the key to dissecting you. Much like me you grew up on the streets. In your youth you turned yourself into the most dangerous person in your little group of rascals called the Cardiff Soul Crew but instead of embracing the violence you turned your back on it. This is why you are weak. In order to be a true and wise wrestler you need to embrace a larger view of wrestling. Only by becoming a violent psychopath will these people respect you. For an example of what I’m talking about, look at me. These people see me walk into the building and they’re like ‘damn right he’s the best there is.’ That’s what they say because they know I’m not messing around. I go out to that ring to injure and to maim just like I’m going to do this week.
Now you also made the mistake of mentioning that you had a major head injury back in 2006 as well as your failures as both a hip hop artist and a Hollywood actor. What a fool you are. You NEVER let your opponents know your weaknesses because they will exploit them. I’ll say this much and I’m a man of my word. I’m going after your long dormant head injury and I’m going to reinjure it. There’s NOTHING you can do about it. I’m a man of my word. However I may just spare you because we’re a lot alike. You’re a bit of an anarchist…I’m the DEFINITION of the word anarchist. I’ve pissed off every management person in APW not named Raab since I’ve been here and done it with a smile on my face. We both cross the line and that’s what makes me think we’re more allies than enemies because we are the same. We’re puppets in the same sick play that’s violent and filled with chaos. Let’s face it, you and Smith are better candidates to join the NBK than any other faction here. Here in the NBK we don’t mess around. We’re a lot like you. We cross the line and it gets us in trouble with management. You fit that attitude perfectly which is why I think you should think about joining us. However, that said, just like Smith if you get in my way I will beat the shit out of you and toss your carcass out of the ring onto your big fat head which will reinjure that head of yours. It’s your call but I think you’re smart enough to realize that I’m telling the truth.
He smiles at the camera before sighing and going back to his annoyed facial expression from earlier.
Jennings: Now lastly I want to talk about having to wrestle my own partners in this match…
At this point he looks like he’s going to explode. In fact he looks like he’s going to kill somebody. He’s more intense than when he put the knife to the throat of the camera man a few days earlier. However he is somehow able to keep himself composed. Finally he unleashes his rage as he begins to speak.
Jennings: Seriously this shit really pisses me off. I just joined up with Titan and Roberts last week. Now magically we’re facing each other in this match. My integrity and my self respect means more to me than turning on my teammates. I’ll eliminate myself before that happens. I told all you when I first got here that I’m a man of my word and I’m not turning on my own partners even if this is a battle royal. Fuck that shit. Anybody who’s that desperate for fame and money should be killed on the spot by a firing squad in my opinion. Everybody around here knows I don’t give a damn about fame, money, or championships. Those things are for the weak minded in this business which clearly doesn’t apply to me. I’m here for two reasons. First to prove that I’m the best there is and secondly to hurt people. I’m not here to entertain. I’m here to beat the shit out of whomever they put me in the ring with. However, that said, I’m still not going to be fighting my own teammates nor my friends. I’ll eliminate myself before that happens. I could care less about winning this match because I care more about loyalty to my teammates than screwing them over for a shot at a belt I’m not going to get anyway because I’m not entertaining. I’m a violent sociopath. Do you really think that Alexander Duvall is going to let somebody like that be the face of his brand? No. Do you really think that President Jeff is going to let some maniac like myself represent this company as the Heavyweight Champion of the world? No. That’s not going to happen.
I know the truth of all of this. I’m too out of control for this company to manage. That’s what I bring to the table. APW needed a psychopath on it’s roster and I fit the bill. But let’s be realistic here. None of you fans want me to succeed just like no one in management wants me to succeed. Instead they want to see someone like Terry Marvin or Evan Envi as their representative. That’s why I don’t want to win this and which is why none of you should want me in this tournament either. I’m too extreme for APW. I make Jason Kash seem subtle by comparison which should tell all of you everything that you need to know about all of this. I am the most controversial wrestler in APW both on the shows and on Twitter. I am guy who says what he wants, when he wants, and how he wants regardless of if people like it or not. I’ve taken more heat than anybody with my stance that the League and New Sindicate previews on Meltdown were nothing but glorified piss breaks in my opinion. The fact that fans are cheering a group composed of three bad guys and Gooch shows just how pointless the League is. Do you think people are going to automatically cheer guys like that? Give me a fucking break. They’re just as stupid as these fans are. These people can cheer me but I don’t give a damn if they do because I’m not some egomaniac like these idiots are. Last week I publicly challenged Level One and I want to take that off the table. Not because I’m scared but because I’m rooting for him against the shit that I saw on Meltdown. And by shit I mean the League and the New SIndicate. Level One has the balls that these idiots are lacking.
Now let me say this. Just because I’m endorsing Level One doesn’t mean I agree with him. I just think that him and the LeWinters are the ones that don’t put out stupid previews that nobody cares about. They go out and get their business done in the ring just like I do. Just like people like myself, Foul Play, Iron Nightmare, The Unforgiven, and the rest of the NBK does out there in the ring. This week is about sending a message and the message I’m sending is that I’m not here to put out some preview or come up with some shitty nickname to make a name for myself on national television. I do my talking in the ring instead of in some overbloated preview because I don’t need that shit. This is a wrestling company, not some movie theater in the middle of Anytown, U.S.A. where people go to see movies that are even worse than any League appearance on national television ever was. I’m not here to kiss anyone’s ass like the League is but the bottom line is this week I’m going to that ring to kick some ass and, when the dust settles, I could care less if I’m the winner of this match. Over the top rope matches are for pussies, bottom line. I’ll see you all on Overdrive.
Michael walks off screen as the scene fades to black.
