Post by Twister on Mar 29, 2009 0:50:44 GMT -4
Our scene opens up on Twister sitting back in a large chair motionless. The crew looks like eachother in shock and briefly fades out as they figure out wether or not to wake the combustable man up.
The scene fades over and resumes in a large semi animated valley. We focus in on a human male standing in the middle of seemingly nowhere. He adorns scraps of leather and cloth around his body seemingly to resemble armor. He has a small sword in a holster on his belt, which also holds 5 small back pack like pouches. He looks around inquisitively.
What the hell am I doing here?
The man looks down and rumages through one of the pouches picking up a small book he reads what is etched onto the first page.
"Slay 8 Gnoll Warriors and their leader "Hogger""
What the hell is a Hogger?
WHOOSH!
The hell was that.
The human looks over and sees a dwarf standing beside him. He stands in a superhero type pose. Chainlink fencing wrapped around his body and a green cape blowing in the wind off his back.
Sorry for that... I gotta make my own sound effects... this place doesnt do a thing for super heroes.
What the hell are you?
Im a warrior.
Hmm... So your one of the Gnolls I gotta kill.
No no Citizen. See my name... Its in green... It means Im friendly. You cant kill me. Besides Im not a gnoll... Im a dwarf.
So I CANT kill you?
Not unless I flag myself for PvP combat.
What the hell did you just say?
Dont worry about that. You need to kill Hogger right?
Yeah so the book says... Where the hell am I?
Elwynn Forest my good man. THE Hurricane at your service Citizen...
"THE Hurricane" looks up above the mans head as if reading something.
Twistersrage.
It says here your name is Hurrafreak1.
Yeah well The Hurricane was taken.
I see.
But Im the Hurricane! My cloak says so.
The dwarf turns around and sure enough the cloak reads the hurricane in rather sloppy script.
Well... as much fun as this is, I really have to go kill that Hogger... so if you'll excuse me.
But...
No matter... Twistersrage is off into the forest leaving his dwarven ally behind. He strays out towards a cluster of trees where a chant can be heard from inside.
Ima gnoll Ima gnoll, Ima gnoll Ima gnoll, Ima gnoll Ima gnoll, oooooh Ima gnoll.
What the hell is that.
The man peers into the cluster and sees a bunch of dark skinned right ugly fuckers marching around. They stop suddenly and see the human gazing upon them.
KILL!
Crap.
The "Gnolls" dive at "Twister" and knock him into the open field. Twister attempts to grab his sword but it is knocked to the ground. Suddenly a messge appears over the top of the scene.
"Hurrafreak1 has invited you to join their party"
What the shit.
WHOOSH!
Oh good. Hey can ya get me outta this?
Why Citizen I'd love to help you but you need to join my group. You already tagged all these Gnolls, I cant help you unless we're grouped together.
Whatever you say just help me.
Join my group.
How!?
Ah noob... Just say ok.
OK OK OH FUCKING K - HELP ME!
"Invite accepted... Hurrafreak1 has joined your group"
the Hurricane dives into the mob and kneels over before jumping up with an abrasive yell. The gnolls fly off and scatter everywhere. He gets to his feet and helps Twistersrage up as well.
What was that.
It was my battle shout... Um... you might wanna grab your sword their coming back.
Wait but.
KILL!
Son of a...
The human and dwarf are surrounded by the Gnolls and begin fighting against them as a message appears on the screen.
"Gnoll Warrior defeated 1/8"
What the hell was that.
FIGHT!
The battle is ongoing until finally all the gnolls are defeated.
"Gnoll Warrior defeated 8/8"
Does that mean I'm done... What the hell are you doing?
The human looks down at the dwarf who is sifting through the carnage.
Looting.
You know I'd say Im surprised but.
OOOOH Shiny.
The dwarf pulls a copper chunk out of a corpse and shoves it in one of his pouches.
Score! No citizen T, you are not yet done, the hardest part is still to come.
Being?
Hogger of course. He's the leader of the Gnolls.
YOu know where he is?
Yes.
Well then... Why are we here?
There's one thing you should know.
Oh fuck me... What ever will speed this along.
He is an elite and as such he is flagged. If you hit him, you too will be flagged meaning you'll become vulnerable to contact from other players.
Really?
A smirk creeps across Twistersrage's face.
Alright, I'll be careful. Lets roll.
Ok... Shhh.
The pair creep through the trees and get near a clearing where a large gnoll is marchng around.
Im the chieftain gnoll... Hogger is my name... Any human come to face me gonna die in vain! Ima gnoll Ima gnoll. Ima gnoll Ima gnoll. Ima gnoll Ima gnoll... OOOOOOOHH
OH SHUT UP!
HOGGER KILL
Crap!
The Human and dwarf dive out of the way as said Hogger charges through them. Hurrafreak1 grabs a large club out of his bag and swings it at Hogger but it just bounces off. Twister smrks and dives behind Hurrafreak. He swings again but Hogger swings through him. The dwarf steps backwards but trips over his human associate. Hogger continues to march towards the fallen dwarf as the human rolls away and sneaks in behind the beast. He grips his sword tightly an slashes the monster in the back. He lets out a sickening roar and falls over smothering the dwarf.
Heh.
"Hogger slain complete!"
Citizen... You... You must... help... The... Hurri... Cane...
Have fun with your spirits.
"Your group has been disbanded"
I gotta get outta here.
The scene gets cloudy as it returns to Twister in his chair. He begins to stir slightly and looks up.
What the hell are you guys doing here? Oh yeah... Ok... Ill talk just... gimme a minute.
Twister looks up at the camera and smirks at the dream he just awoke from still shaking some cobwebs out.
Jeff... Its been an eternity dont ya think? I mean look at us. The roads we've cruised down. We've been through hell and back haven't we? We've teamed together. Been the most dominant force the wrestlng world has ever seen. Amidst that though we also had a ton of singles battles that have taken one another to the limit time and time again.
Yeah you've beat me... Hell I've even beat you. We've given these fans the show of their lives everytime we meet. We've never had that one defining moment though have we Jeff. I mean theres always a catch. Someone interfered... or something happened that changed the flow of the match. Theres never been anyone walk away from our match saying damn Twister really dominated. Or Jeff really is the man. When we put our minds to it we were always at the top. Always neck and neck at eachother when forced to compete. Thats why we stayed apart for so much of our careers isnt it Jeff?
You couldnt handle being second fiddle to anyone. You couldnt handle someone just that much better than you taking over the
spotlight. But lets call a spade a spade neither could I. Look at us Jeff... We've always strived so hard to be the best.
I mean shit, I came here to APW last year... I pretended I didnt care about the belts... I didnt care about personal success. I came for the good of the company. To help you Jeff. Bull Shit. You know it... I know it. Thing was... theres one thing more important now. Its time to settle things.
I hold a ton of respect for ya Jeff... You know it... I know it. No one anywhere will deny that anymore, but I had to wake you up. If you come to the ring as president Jeff at mania Jeff... I'll kill you. You... no. I need you to bring back the Hurricane. I need you to be the man that I grew up battling with. One last time Jeff we are going to steal the show. One last time we are going to make Rasslemania our own. One last time the very best will take over the hearts minds and imagination of millions. One last time Jeff... I will beat you.
Finally I will gain the closure I have spent seven years searching for Jeff. Finally, you... APW... The entire wrestling world will... if not fear... then for fucks sake at least respect Twisters rage.
See you Sunday Jeff.
Twister walks off the scene as it fades out to black.
The scene fades over and resumes in a large semi animated valley. We focus in on a human male standing in the middle of seemingly nowhere. He adorns scraps of leather and cloth around his body seemingly to resemble armor. He has a small sword in a holster on his belt, which also holds 5 small back pack like pouches. He looks around inquisitively.
What the hell am I doing here?
The man looks down and rumages through one of the pouches picking up a small book he reads what is etched onto the first page.
"Slay 8 Gnoll Warriors and their leader "Hogger""
What the hell is a Hogger?
WHOOSH!
The hell was that.
The human looks over and sees a dwarf standing beside him. He stands in a superhero type pose. Chainlink fencing wrapped around his body and a green cape blowing in the wind off his back.
Sorry for that... I gotta make my own sound effects... this place doesnt do a thing for super heroes.
What the hell are you?
Im a warrior.
Hmm... So your one of the Gnolls I gotta kill.
No no Citizen. See my name... Its in green... It means Im friendly. You cant kill me. Besides Im not a gnoll... Im a dwarf.
So I CANT kill you?
Not unless I flag myself for PvP combat.
What the hell did you just say?
Dont worry about that. You need to kill Hogger right?
Yeah so the book says... Where the hell am I?
Elwynn Forest my good man. THE Hurricane at your service Citizen...
"THE Hurricane" looks up above the mans head as if reading something.
Twistersrage.
It says here your name is Hurrafreak1.
Yeah well The Hurricane was taken.
I see.
But Im the Hurricane! My cloak says so.
The dwarf turns around and sure enough the cloak reads the hurricane in rather sloppy script.
Well... as much fun as this is, I really have to go kill that Hogger... so if you'll excuse me.
But...
No matter... Twistersrage is off into the forest leaving his dwarven ally behind. He strays out towards a cluster of trees where a chant can be heard from inside.
Ima gnoll Ima gnoll, Ima gnoll Ima gnoll, Ima gnoll Ima gnoll, oooooh Ima gnoll.
What the hell is that.
The man peers into the cluster and sees a bunch of dark skinned right ugly fuckers marching around. They stop suddenly and see the human gazing upon them.
KILL!
Crap.
The "Gnolls" dive at "Twister" and knock him into the open field. Twister attempts to grab his sword but it is knocked to the ground. Suddenly a messge appears over the top of the scene.
"Hurrafreak1 has invited you to join their party"
What the shit.
WHOOSH!
Oh good. Hey can ya get me outta this?
Why Citizen I'd love to help you but you need to join my group. You already tagged all these Gnolls, I cant help you unless we're grouped together.
Whatever you say just help me.
Join my group.
How!?
Ah noob... Just say ok.
OK OK OH FUCKING K - HELP ME!
"Invite accepted... Hurrafreak1 has joined your group"
the Hurricane dives into the mob and kneels over before jumping up with an abrasive yell. The gnolls fly off and scatter everywhere. He gets to his feet and helps Twistersrage up as well.
What was that.
It was my battle shout... Um... you might wanna grab your sword their coming back.
Wait but.
KILL!
Son of a...
The human and dwarf are surrounded by the Gnolls and begin fighting against them as a message appears on the screen.
"Gnoll Warrior defeated 1/8"
What the hell was that.
FIGHT!
The battle is ongoing until finally all the gnolls are defeated.
"Gnoll Warrior defeated 8/8"
Does that mean I'm done... What the hell are you doing?
The human looks down at the dwarf who is sifting through the carnage.
Looting.
You know I'd say Im surprised but.
OOOOH Shiny.
The dwarf pulls a copper chunk out of a corpse and shoves it in one of his pouches.
Score! No citizen T, you are not yet done, the hardest part is still to come.
Being?
Hogger of course. He's the leader of the Gnolls.
YOu know where he is?
Yes.
Well then... Why are we here?
There's one thing you should know.
Oh fuck me... What ever will speed this along.
He is an elite and as such he is flagged. If you hit him, you too will be flagged meaning you'll become vulnerable to contact from other players.
Really?
A smirk creeps across Twistersrage's face.
Alright, I'll be careful. Lets roll.
Ok... Shhh.
The pair creep through the trees and get near a clearing where a large gnoll is marchng around.
Im the chieftain gnoll... Hogger is my name... Any human come to face me gonna die in vain! Ima gnoll Ima gnoll. Ima gnoll Ima gnoll. Ima gnoll Ima gnoll... OOOOOOOHH
OH SHUT UP!
HOGGER KILL
Crap!
The Human and dwarf dive out of the way as said Hogger charges through them. Hurrafreak1 grabs a large club out of his bag and swings it at Hogger but it just bounces off. Twister smrks and dives behind Hurrafreak. He swings again but Hogger swings through him. The dwarf steps backwards but trips over his human associate. Hogger continues to march towards the fallen dwarf as the human rolls away and sneaks in behind the beast. He grips his sword tightly an slashes the monster in the back. He lets out a sickening roar and falls over smothering the dwarf.
Heh.
"Hogger slain complete!"
Citizen... You... You must... help... The... Hurri... Cane...
Have fun with your spirits.
"Your group has been disbanded"
I gotta get outta here.
The scene gets cloudy as it returns to Twister in his chair. He begins to stir slightly and looks up.
What the hell are you guys doing here? Oh yeah... Ok... Ill talk just... gimme a minute.
Twister looks up at the camera and smirks at the dream he just awoke from still shaking some cobwebs out.
Jeff... Its been an eternity dont ya think? I mean look at us. The roads we've cruised down. We've been through hell and back haven't we? We've teamed together. Been the most dominant force the wrestlng world has ever seen. Amidst that though we also had a ton of singles battles that have taken one another to the limit time and time again.
Yeah you've beat me... Hell I've even beat you. We've given these fans the show of their lives everytime we meet. We've never had that one defining moment though have we Jeff. I mean theres always a catch. Someone interfered... or something happened that changed the flow of the match. Theres never been anyone walk away from our match saying damn Twister really dominated. Or Jeff really is the man. When we put our minds to it we were always at the top. Always neck and neck at eachother when forced to compete. Thats why we stayed apart for so much of our careers isnt it Jeff?
You couldnt handle being second fiddle to anyone. You couldnt handle someone just that much better than you taking over the
spotlight. But lets call a spade a spade neither could I. Look at us Jeff... We've always strived so hard to be the best.
I mean shit, I came here to APW last year... I pretended I didnt care about the belts... I didnt care about personal success. I came for the good of the company. To help you Jeff. Bull Shit. You know it... I know it. Thing was... theres one thing more important now. Its time to settle things.
I hold a ton of respect for ya Jeff... You know it... I know it. No one anywhere will deny that anymore, but I had to wake you up. If you come to the ring as president Jeff at mania Jeff... I'll kill you. You... no. I need you to bring back the Hurricane. I need you to be the man that I grew up battling with. One last time Jeff we are going to steal the show. One last time we are going to make Rasslemania our own. One last time the very best will take over the hearts minds and imagination of millions. One last time Jeff... I will beat you.
Finally I will gain the closure I have spent seven years searching for Jeff. Finally, you... APW... The entire wrestling world will... if not fear... then for fucks sake at least respect Twisters rage.
See you Sunday Jeff.
Twister walks off the scene as it fades out to black.
