The Royal Rumble Game #2: Cartoon Characters

[John Green]

1. Buggs Bunny
2. Elmer Fudd
3. Stewie
4. Eric Cartman
5. Mickey Mouse
6. Spongebob Squarepants
7. Donald Duck
8. Hank Hill
9. Homer Simpson
10. Quagmire
11. Charlie Brown
12. Daffy Duck
13. Kenny
14. Tommy Pickles
15. Beavis
16. Tweety Bird
17. Butthead
18. Betty Boop
19. Yosamity Sam
20. Bart Simpson
21. Popeye
22. Archie
23. Donatello from TMNT
24. Scooby Doo
25. Slyvester the cat
26. Speedy Gonzales
27. Peter Griffin
28. Naruto
29. Turanga Leela
30. Wimpy

lol I've really been having fun sorry.

[Level-Two]

Jun 28, 2010 20:20:36 GMT -4 President Jeff said:

You guys could at least give the chance for someone else to play ;D

I started late last game. ;D

[Level-Two]

1. Buggs Bunny
2. Elmer Fudd
3. Stewie
4. Eric Cartman
5. Mickey Mouse
6. Spongebob Squarepants
7. Donald Duck
9. Homer Simpson
10. Quagmire
11. Charlie Brown
12. Daffy Duck
13. Kenny
14. Tommy Pickles
15. Beavis
16. Tweety Bird
17. Butthead
18. Betty Boop
19. Yosamity Sam
20. Bart Simpson
21. Popeye
22. Archie
23. Donatello from TMNT
24. Scooby Doo
25. Slyvester the cat
26. Speedy Gonzales
27. Peter Griffin
28. Naruto
29. Turanga Leela
30. Wimpy

Yosamity Sam pulls a revolver from his hoister and fire's a single shot in to Spongebob, peircing a whole through his material; but the bullet doesn't seem to effect the sponge-man. The bullet continues through Spongebob, and hits Hank Hill right between the eyes. Rendering, him unable to compete. He later dies on his way to the hospital.

Eliminated: Hank Hill

[biggs]

1. Buggs Bunny
2. Elmer Fudd
3. Stewie
4. Eric Cartman
5. Mickey Mouse
6. Spongebob Squarepants
7. Donald Duck
9. Homer Simpson
10. Quagmire
11. Charlie Brown
12. Daffy Duck
13. Kenny
14. Tommy Pickles
15. Beavis
16. Tweety Bird
17. Butthead
18. Betty Boop
19. Yosamity Sam
20. Bart Simpson
21. Popeye
22. Archie
23. Donatello from TMNT
24. Scooby Doo
25. Slyvester the cat
26. Speedy Gonzales
27. Peter Griffin
28. Naruto
29. Turanga Leela

Quagmire makes the mistake of hitting on Turanga Leela, who doesn't take kindly to his unwanted advances. This throws Leela into a rage, and she goes for Quagmire, who ducks out of the way just in time! Unfortunately for Wimpy, he's right behind Quagmire, asking Speedy Gonzales for some money for a hamburger. He won't be able to pay Speedy back on Tuesday, because he gets clotheslined over the ropes, to the arena floor.

Eliminated: Wimpy

[Level-Two]

1. Buggs Bunny
2. Elmer Fudd
3. Stewie
4. Eric Cartman
5. Mickey Mouse
6. Spongebob Squarepants
7. Donald Duck
9. Homer Simpson
10. Quagmire
11. Charlie Brown
12. Daffy Duck
13. Kenny
15. Beavis
16. Tweety Bird
17. Butthead
18. Betty Boop
19. Yosamity Sam
20. Bart Simpson
21. Popeye
22. Archie
23. Donatello from TMNT
24. Scooby Doo
25. Slyvester the cat
26. Speedy Gonzales
27. Peter Griffin
28. Naruto
29. Turanga Leela

Stewie stares at a downed Tommy Pickles; who has wet his pants at the sight of the powerfull Popeye. Stewie, seemingly try to make some friends, pulls a diaper from his pants, and begins to suit Tommy Pickles up with a new diaper to his own disgust. Tommy Pickles appears to be on his way, as Stewie quarrls in sick enjoyment near a turnbuckle. Stewie pulls out a remote control with a big red button on it; and plans Tommy Pickles demise.

''GOTCHA YOU BASTARD!''

Stewie presses the red button and detonates what is an explosive bomb. Killing, Tommy Pickles, his rival toddler instantly in brutal fashion.

Eliminated: Tommy Pickles

[biggs]

1. Buggs Bunny
2. Elmer Fudd
3. Stewie
4. Eric Cartman
5. Mickey Mouse
6. Spongebob Squarepants
7. Donald Duck
9. Homer Simpson
10. Quagmire
11. Charlie Brown
12. Daffy Duck
13. Kenny
15. Beavis
16. Tweety Bird
17. Butthead
18. Betty Boop
19. Yosamity Sam
20. Bart Simpson
21. Popeye
23. Donatello from TMNT
24. Scooby Doo
25. Slyvester the cat
26. Speedy Gonzales
27. Peter Griffin
28. Naruto
29. Turanga Leela

Quagmire is at it again, this time, hitting on Betty Boop. Archie happens to overhear some of Quagmire's more obscene pick up lines, and his virgins ears can't take it! He grabs Yosamity Sam's revolver from out of it's holster, and shots himself in the head, sending himself over the ropes, while removing one of Sam's guns from the ring as well!

Eliminated: Archie

[Level-Two]

1. Buggs Bunny
2. Elmer Fudd
3. Stewie
4. Eric Cartman
5. Mickey Mouse
6. Spongebob Squarepants
7. Donald Duck
9. Homer Simpson
10. Quagmire
11. Charlie Brown
12. Daffy Duck
13. Kenny
15. Beavis
17. Butthead
18. Betty Boop
19. Yosamity Sam
20. Bart Simpson
21. Popeye
23. Donatello from TMNT
24. Scooby Doo
25. Slyvester the cat
26. Speedy Gonzales
27. Peter Griffin
28. Naruto
29. Turanga Leela

Cartman and Kenny, double team Tweety bird, after Cartman is able to swat him out of the air. The two play catch, with the poor yellow fella, until Slyvester the cat sprawls through the air, snatching Tweety Bird in between his canine like teeth. Tweety Bird may have won the battle over in the past, but loses this war, when he's devoured whole by Slyvester the cat.

Eliminated: Tweety Bird

[biggs]

1. Buggs Bunny
2. Elmer Fudd
3. Stewie
4. Eric Cartman
5. Mickey Mouse
6. Spongebob Squarepants
7. Donald Duck
9. Homer Simpson
10. Quagmire
12. Daffy Duck
13. Kenny
15. Beavis
17. Butthead
18. Betty Boop
19. Yosamity Sam
20. Bart Simpson
21. Popeye
23. Donatello from TMNT
24. Scooby Doo
25. Slyvester the cat
26. Speedy Gonzales
27. Peter Griffin
28. Naruto
29. Turanga Leela

Bevis and Butthead are just sitting in the corner, watching all the action as Donatello is down on the mat. Charlie Brown gets a Randy Orton like gaze in his eyes as he sees Donnie trying to make his way to this feet. Charlie Brown takes a few steps back, and then rushes in, going for the Punt! However, Lucy comes out of the crowd and pulls Donnie's head back, making Charlie Brown miss the kick once more! As he falls onto his back, he's easy pickings for Popeye to pick up and throw over the ropes. Lucy is promptly removed from the ring by security, and is cuffed before being escorted out of the arena.

Eliminated: Charlie Brown

[Level-Two]

1. Buggs Bunny
2. Elmer Fudd
3. Stewie
4. Eric Cartman
5. Mickey Mouse
6. Spongebob Squarepants
7. Donald Duck
9. Homer Simpson
10. Quagmire
11. Charlie Brown
12. Daffy Duck
13. Kenny
15. Beavis
17. Butthead
18. Betty Boop
19. Yosamity Sam
20. Bart Simpson
21. Popeye
23. Donatello from TMNT
24. Scooby Doo
25. Slyvester the cat
26. Speedy Gonzales
27. Peter Griffin
29. Turanga Leela

Speedy Gonzales runs circles around Naruto. Narauto tries to stomp on the little rat but Speed Gonazles simply is too quick. The more Naruto tries to stomp on the guy, the further away he gets from doing so. Now, stumbling around the ring, like a drunk Scott Hall, Naruto simply falls chest first onto the ring ropes, and topples over to the outside.

Eliminated: Naruto

[biggs]

1. Buggs Bunny
2. Elmer Fudd
3. Stewie
4. Eric Cartman
5. Mickey Mouse
7. Donald Duck
9. Homer Simpson
10. Quagmire
12. Daffy Duck
13. Kenny
15. Beavis
17. Butthead
18. Betty Boop
19. Yosamity Sam
20. Bart Simpson
21. Popeye
23. Donatello from TMNT
24. Scooby Doo
25. Slyvester the cat
26. Speedy Gonzales
27. Peter Griffin
29. Turanga Leela

Eric Cartman's severe hatred of Family Guy has him targeting Peter Griffin. Unfortunately for Cartman, Peter is actually fatter than he is. Cartman tries to enlist the help of Bart Simpson, and together, they manage to nudge Peter a little bit. Meanwhile, Speedy Gonzales is still wrecking havoc with his high speed attack, focusing on Sponge Bob! He give the spongey one a high velocity jumping kick to the face, causing Sponge Bob to face first into the middle rope. Speedy then hops onto the second rope, grabs a hold of Sponge Bob's head, and runs back and forth as fast as he can, raking Sponge Bob's eyes across the ropes while doing so! The friction causes Sponge Bob to actually catch on fire, and it's not long before there's nothing left.

Eliminated: Sponge Bob Squarepants

[Level-Two]

1. Buggs Bunny
2. Elmer Fudd
3. Stewie
4. Eric Cartman
5. Mickey Mouse
9. Homer Simpson
10. Quagmire
12. Daffy Duck
13. Kenny
15. Beavis
17. Butthead
18. Betty Boop
19. Yosamity Sam
20. Bart Simpson
21. Popeye
23. Donatello from TMNT
24. Scooby Doo
25. Slyvester the cat
26. Speedy Gonzales
27. Peter Griffin
29. Turanga Leela

Donald Duck and Daffy duck, meet beak to be beak, discussing which one of them is the superior duck in the pond. Elmer Fudd see's this as open season as he converges on the duo. Elmer Fudd grins as he points the rifle at the head of Daffy Duck and grips the trigger. Donald duck, seeing the endangerment of his own specisis can't help but lunge forward, to save his fellow being. This startles Elmer Fudd, who pulls the trigger; unfortunately, Donald Duck so happens to be in the path of a stray bullet, blowing off his beak, immediately.

Duck... duck... goose.

Eliminated: Donald Duck

[Level-Two]

bump

[President Jeff]

1. Buggs Bunny
2. Elmer Fudd
3. Stewie
4. Eric Cartman
5. Mickey Mouse
9. Homer Simpson
10. Quagmire
12. Daffy Duck
13. Kenny
15. Beavis
17. Butthead
18. Betty Boop
20. Bart Simpson
21. Popeye
23. Donatello from TMNT
24. Scooby Doo
25. Slyvester the cat
26. Speedy Gonzales
27. Peter Griffin
29. Turanga Leela

Bevis, Butthead and Quagmire are all in the corner, jerking off to Betty Boop who is bending over to pick Yosamity Sam off the mat. Yosamity Sam pushes Betty into Bevis, Butthead and Quagmire and Betty is now stuck in a circle jerk. This however, Distracts Yosamity Sam, who then gets upper cut by Popeye. Yosamity Sam flys up in the air and Donatello swings his Staff for a home run swing, sending Yosamity Sam over the top rope and all the way up to the nose bleed section of the arena

Eliminated: Yosamity Sam

[The Paragon of Hardcore]

1. Buggs Bunny
2. Elmer Fudd
3. Stewie
4. Eric Cartman
5. Mickey Mouse
9. Homer Simpson
10. Quagmire
12. Daffy Duck
13. Kenny
15. Beavis
17. Butthead
18. Betty Boop
20. Bart Simpson
21. Popeye
23. Donatello from TMNT
24. Scooby Doo
26. Speedy Gonzales
27. Peter Griffin
29. Turanga Leela

Meanwhile, Sylvester the Cat has been lying in wait... his stomach still growling from that light snack of a Tweety Bird. He decides that Speedy Gonzales is too fast for him and decides to go for Mickety Mouse. Sneaking up on the, what, 80 yr old mouse, his teeth bare as his shadow encroaches the original Steamboat Willie. Suddenly, Mickey turns and pulls out his Keyblade, flinging him into the air and hitting something like a quadrillion hit combo before sending him onto the concrete below looking like something from Panda Kitchen.

Elimanted: Sylvester The Cat

[brandenharvey]

1. Buggs Bunny
2. Elmer Fudd
3. Stewie
4. Eric Cartman
5. Mickey Mouse
9. Homer Simpson
10. Quagmire
12. Daffy Duck
15. Beavis
17. Butthead
18. Betty Boop
20. Bart Simpson
21. Popeye
23. Donatello from TMNT
24. Scooby Doo
26. Speedy Gonzales
27. Peter Griffin
29. Turanga Leela

Eric Cartman, tired of trying to eliminate Peter Griffin by himself, decides to talk Kenny into helping him. Kenny refuses.

Cartman: Fuck you, Kenny!

Kenny and Cartman begin to argue. Cartman pushes Kenny down. Peter Griffin trips over his own feet and knocks Betty Boop down. Betty Boop lands in such a way that her skirt covers Kenny's head and his head goes into her ass. Speedy Gonzales is running from Elmer Fudd. He's running in circles around Betty Boop and Kenny. His speed sucks the excess air out of the area and Kenny, with his head up Betty Boop's ass, suffocates.

Stan and Kyle are seen in the front row.

Stan: Oh my God, they killed Kenny.

Kyle: You bastards.

Eliminated: Kenny

[Ace Kearney]

1. Buggs Bunny
3. Stewie
4. Eric Cartman
5. Mickey Mouse
9. Homer Simpson
10. Quagmire
12. Daffy Duck
15. Beavis
17. Butthead
18. Betty Boop
20. Bart Simpson
21. Popeye
23. Donatello from TMNT
24. Scooby Doo
26. Speedy Gonzales
27. Peter Griffin
29. Turanga Leela


After killing Donald Duck, Elmer Fudd had turned his attention to Popeye, one of the more obvious threats in the Royal Rumble. Elmer shoots at Popeye, sending Popeye to the mat. Elmer, thinking that Popeye has been killed, turns to long time foe Buggs Bunny. However, the bullet wound is not enough to stop Popeye, as he reaches into his pocket and takes a can of spinach. Popeye eats it, gets up, and immediately seeks revenge on Elmer Fudd, beating him up and knocking him out in a dramatic fashion. Popeye eliminates Elmer Fudd with a powerful uppercut that sends Elmer Fudd ten feet in the air and out of the ring.

Eliminated: Elmer Fudd