Royal Rumble: Halloween Edition

[Arcadia]

(This better be a REALLY big ring)

[Arcadia]

1. Freddy Kreuger
2. Jason Voorhees
3. Pinhead
4. Michael Myers
5. Chucky
6. Leatherface
7. Jigsaw (from SAW)
8. The Joker
9. A Predator
10. Hannibal Lector
11. Roman Bridger (from SCREAM 3)
12. Evil Ash (From Evil Dead: Army of Darkness)
13. Sesshomaru
14. Dracula
15. The Wolfman
16. Frankenstein's Monster
17. Pennywise The Clown (from It)
18. The Phantom of the Opera
19. Billy Lumis (from Scream)
20. Mr. Hyde
21. The Candyman
22. Regan Macneil (Linda Blair's character from the Exorcist)
23. Ben Willis (Killer from I Know What You Did Last Summer)
24. Damien (from The Omen)
25. Norman Bates (from Psycho)

27. Satan
28. Lestat de Lioncourt (from Interview With The Vampire)
29 Stripe the Gremlin
30. Godzilla

Since Jaws has already been in the ring for 2 minutes without oxygen, with his last dying breath he takes a chomp out of Hannibal Lector, giving him a taste of his own medicine and take off his right leg from the knee down. He swallows, coughs up a toe, and dies.

Eliminated: Jaws

["The Hybrid" Damian Dimitri]

1. Freddy Kreuger
2. Jason Voorhees
3. Pinhead
4. Michael Myers
5. Chucky
6. Leatherface
7. Jigsaw (from SAW)
8. The Joker
9. A Predator
10. Hannibal Lector
11. Roman Bridger (from SCREAM 3)
12. Evil Ash (From Evil Dead: Army of Darkness)
13. Sesshomaru
14. Dracula
15. The Wolfman
16. Frankenstein's Monster
17. Pennywise The Clown (from It)
18. The Phantom of the Opera
19. Billy Lumis (from Scream)
20. Mr. Hyde
21. The Candyman
22. Regan Macneil (Linda Blair's character from the Exorcist)
23. Ben Willis (Killer from I Know What You Did Last Summer)
24. Damien (from The Omen)
25. Norman Bates (from Psycho)
27. Satan
28. Lestat de Lioncourt (from Interview With The Vampire)
29 Stripe the Gremlin
30. Godzilla

All of the great monsters and horror movie villains circle around the ring crowded around the titanic foot of Gozilla...

The Great White Shark, Jaws flops around on the giant dinosaur's foot, squealing and sniping for monsters with its enormous, razor sharp teeth... trying to kill someone before it suffocates from lack of water...

But before it can... a titanic chorus of voices fills the arena, shouting in unison as dozens of Japanese men come pouring out of the stands from all sides...

Before anyone can react, the Japanese men converge on the ring with spears, bludgeoning the shark in a thousand bloody pieces and carrying it from the ring to toss it in the stands... random screams of "FUCK YOU JAWS!!!" echo as the Japanese seemingly vanish back into obscurity.

Eliminated: Jaws

["The Hybrid" Damian Dimitri]

DAMMIT! I LIKED MINE BETTER

I'll delete it now...

[Arcadia]

No leave it, its still the same guy gone

["The Hybrid" Damian Dimitri]

Y'know what... I'm keeping it up... Arcadia's is the official elimination though...

[brandenharvey]

1. Freddy Kreuger
2. Jason Voorhees
3. Pinhead
4. Michael Myers
5. Chucky
6. Leatherface
7. Jigsaw (from SAW)
8. The Joker
9. A Predator
10. Hannibal Lector
11. Roman Bridger (from SCREAM 3)
12. Evil Ash (From Evil Dead: Army of Darkness)
13. Sesshomaru
14. Dracula
15. The Wolfman
16. Frankenstein's Monster
17. Pennywise The Clown (from It)
18. The Phantom of the Opera
19. Billy Lumis (from Scream)
20. Mr. Hyde
21. The Candyman
22. Regan Macneil (Linda Blair's character from the Exorcist)
23. Ben Willis (Killer from I Know What You Did Last Summer)
24. Damien (from The Omen)
25. Norman Bates (from Psycho)
27. Satan
28. Lestat de Lioncourt (from Interview With The Vampire)
29 Stripe the Gremlin

Everyone suddenly attacks Godzilla. He starts burning them with fire. The Joker and the Predator were lying there with seemingly life threatening burns. Godzilla looks at The Joker. He looks at the Predator. He's not sure which to eat first. He goes after the Predator. He opens his mouth. WAIT! THE PREDATOR WAS PLAYING POSSUM!!!!!!!!! The Predator jumped down his throat. He fell down Godzilla's gullet, slicing vital organs on the way down. By the time he got to the rectum, Godzilla was almost dead. When Godzilla died, his body relaxed and the Predator came out.

Eliminated: Godzilla

[strange]

Anyone else would love to see Rorschach vs the Joker? Sorry, continue.

[biggs]

1. Freddy Kreuger
2. Jason Voorhees
3. Pinhead
4. Michael Myers
5. Chucky
6. Leatherface
7. Jigsaw (from SAW)
8. The Joker
9. A Predator
10. Hannibal Lector
11. Roman Bridger (from SCREAM 3)
12. Evil Ash (From Evil Dead: Army of Darkness)
14. Dracula
15. The Wolfman
16. Frankenstein's Monster
17. Pennywise The Clown (from It)
18. The Phantom of the Opera
19. Billy Loomis (from Scream)
20. Mr. Hyde
21. The Candyman
22. Regan Macneil (Linda Blair's character from the Exorcist)
23. Ben Willis (Killer from I Know What You Did Last Summer)
24. Damien (from The Omen)
25. Norman Bates (from Psycho)
27. Satan
28. Lestat de Lioncourt (from Interview With The Vampire)
29 Stripe the Gremlin

Billy Loomis and Roman Bridger both put on their Ghostface Costumes, and double team Sesshomaru. Billy whips out his cell phone, calling Sesshomaru and asking him what his favorite scary movie is. Sesshomaru replies any movie with a vacuum cleaner. While Billy is distracting the Dog-Human thingy, Roman comes up from behind, and stabs Sesshomaru right in the kidney! Roman stabs him multiple times, before tossing him towards Frankenstein's Monster, who lifts Sesshomaru above his head and tosses him over the ropes to the arena floor.

Eliminated: Sesshomaru

[The Paragon of Hardcore]

1. Freddy Kreuger
2. Jason Voorhees
3. Pinhead
4. Michael Myers
5. Chucky
6. Leatherface
7. Jigsaw (from SAW)
8. The Joker
9. A Predator
10. Hannibal Lector
11. Roman Bridger (from SCREAM 3)
12. Evil Ash (From Evil Dead: Army of Darkness)
14. Dracula
15. The Wolfman
16. Frankenstein's Monster
17. Pennywise The Clown (from It)
18. The Phantom of the Opera
19. Billy Loomis (from Scream)
20. Mr. Hyde
21. The Candyman
23. Ben Willis (Killer from I Know What You Did Last Summer)
24. Damien (from The Omen)
25. Norman Bates (from Psycho)
27. Satan
28. Lestat de Lioncourt (from Interview With The Vampire)
29 Stripe the Gremlin

*Suddenly the entire ring starts to levitate and bang violently against the ground. All of the monsters scurry and hold onto ropes and turnbuckles as Regan McNeil rises up to about 6ft above the ring... her head spinning and spewing pea soup-like vomit all over everyone around her. Stripe the Gremlin ingests this and since its before Midnight, he starts to convulse and foam as he transforms from a cute, furry little Mogwai into a scaly, vicious Gremlin. The Predator, holding onto a turnbuckle until now, lets go long enough to fire a wrist blade but the ring slams against the ground again as Regan spews laughter and curses, causing the blade to sail harmlessly over her head. Having enough of this, Jason Voorhees stands up, stalks to her amidst all the carnage and slices the possessed little girl out of the air with his huge machette. Her lower half hits the mat as the ring comes crashing down and her upper half goes flying into the third row which is good enough for an elimination.

Eliminated: Regan McNeil (from The Exorcist)

[brandenharvey]

1. Freddy Kreuger
2. Jason Voorhees
3. Pinhead
4. Michael Myers
5. Chucky
6. Leatherface
7. Jigsaw (from SAW)
8. The Joker
9. A Predator
10. Hannibal Lector
11. Roman Bridger (from SCREAM 3)
12. Evil Ash (From Evil Dead: Army of Darkness)
15. The Wolfman
16. Frankenstein's Monster
17. Pennywise The Clown (from It)
18. The Phantom of the Opera
19. Billy Loomis (from Scream)
20. Mr. Hyde
21. The Candyman
23. Ben Willis (Killer from I Know What You Did Last Summer)
24. Damien (from The Omen)
25. Norman Bates (from Psycho)
27. Satan
28. Lestat de Lioncourt (from Interview With The Vampire)
29 Stripe the Gremlin

Dracula grabs Billy Lumis and starts sucking his blood. Roman Bridger comes up from behind him and stabs him in the heart with his knife. Dracula turns around, alomst unscathed, for the knife was not wood. He brabs Roman Bridger and lifts him into the air. He gets attacked from behind by Billy Lumis. He grabs the both and decides to have a two course meal. Suddenly, the Predator shoots a missle from his wrist, straight into the air. It hits the arena ceiling and the ceiling is destroyed. Unfortunatly, it was night, so his plan of sunlight coming through and killing Dracula didn't work. The ring was pelted with falling debis. There was a tiny bit of wood in there and it, being torn away, was sharp and splintered. It just so happened that this wood went straight through the heart of Dracula. He was reduced to dust.

Eliminated: Dracula

[Arcadia]

1. Freddy Kreuger
2. Jason Voorhees
3. Pinhead
4. Michael Myers
5. Chucky
6. Leatherface
7. Jigsaw (from SAW)
8. The Joker
9. A Predator
10. Hannibal Lector
11. Roman Bridger (from SCREAM 3)
12. Evil Ash (From Evil Dead: Army of Darkness)
15. The Wolfman
16. Frankenstein's Monster
17. Pennywise The Clown (from It)
18. The Phantom of the Opera
19. Billy Loomis (from Scream)
20. Mr. Hyde
21. The Candyman
23. Ben Willis (Killer from I Know What You Did Last Summer)
24. Damien (from The Omen)
25. Norman Bates (from Psycho)
27. Satan
29 Stripe the Gremlin

Pinhead calls forth his demons from the Puzzle Box to unleash hell and torture on everyone left in the ring. As evil dogs and strange creatures maul the remaining contestants, Lestat is the only one who sees the mastermind behind this attack. He battles his way through the hell spawn to get to Pinhead, who is too busy watching the massacre to notice. Lestat grabs him from behind and latches onto his throat, drinking his life's blood from him in great gulps. Pinhead falls to the ground making guttural noises and lays prone. Unfortunately for Lestat, his victim was already dead. His veins run black as the poison from his last meal sets in and seizes his undead body, turning him into a rotten stinking corpse. The Phantom of the Opera, in love with his riddles as always, picks up the puzzle box from the lifeless hand of Pinhead and solves it. Pinhead rises back up as if nothing had ever happened, now to inflict his torture of the new owner of the dreaded Puzzle box.

ELIMINATED: Lestat de Lioncourt

[biggs]

1. Freddy Kreuger
2. Jason Voorhees
3. Pinhead
4. Michael Myers
5. Chucky
6. Leatherface
7. Jigsaw (from SAW)
8. The Joker
9. A Predator
10. Hannibal Lector
11. Roman Bridger (from SCREAM 3)
12. Evil Ash (From Evil Dead: Army of Darkness)
15. The Wolfman
16. Frankenstein's Monster
17. Pennywise The Clown (from It)
18. The Phantom of the Opera
19. Billy Loomis (from Scream)
20. Mr. Hyde
21. The Candyman
23. Ben Willis (Killer from I Know What You Did Last Summer)
24. Damien (from The Omen)
25. Norman Bates (from Psycho)
29 Stripe the Gremlin

During the chaos, Satan somehow manages to get his hands on a mic, and asks the crowd who all bet on him in the fight. Most of the crowd cheers, signifying that a lot of people put a lot of money on him. Just like in the South Park episode, Satan takes the fall, stepping over the top rope and jumping down to the floor, eliminating himself.

Eliminated: Satan

[cultofpain]

1. Freddy Kreuger
2. Jason Voorhees
3. Pinhead
4. Michael Myers
5. Chucky
6. Leatherface
7. Jigsaw (from SAW)
9. A Predator
10. Hannibal Lector
11. Roman Bridger (from SCREAM 3)
12. Evil Ash (From Evil Dead: Army of Darkness)
15. The Wolfman
16. Frankenstein's Monster
17. Pennywise The Clown (from It)
18. The Phantom of the Opera
19. Billy Loomis (from Scream)
20. Mr. Hyde
21. The Candyman
23. Ben Willis (Killer from I Know What You Did Last Summer)
24. Damien (from The Omen)
25. Norman Bates (from Psycho)
29 Stripe the Gremlin

Jigsaw attacks The Joker. The Joker does a backflip, landing outside the ring, eliminating himself.

ELIMINATED: THE JOKER