Post by JD Storm on Oct 30, 2010 0:16:15 GMT -4
Scene opens in a large, luxurious office. A large oak desk sits in the middle of the scene. A few large oil paintings are hanging in random spots. These paintings mostly involve “Superstar” Bobby Bodacious. Sitting at the oak desk, wearing an expensive looking suit is Bobby Bodacious.
“Superstar” Bobby Bodacious
Greetings, ladies & gentlemen. This is the first of what I’m hoping is many “chats” with all the great fans here in the IWC. Allow me to introduce myself to all of you. I’m “Superstar” Bobby Bodacious. For those of you who don’t know anything about me, I’ll give you a rundown of who I am and what you should expect from me.
I’ve got a vast fortune, which was handed down in my family for several generations. I’ve got enough money to buy and sell everyone on the IWC roster several times over. I make more money in one day then most people can hope to earn in a lifetime. Everything I’ve ever wanted, I’ve gotten. I’ve received only the finest education. Every sport I’ve ever played in, I’ve excelled in. Every award I could obtain in athletics, academics & the business world, I’ve achieved.
Quite simply, I’m better then each and every person in IWC. I’m better then the other wrestlers. I’m better then the officials. I’m sure as hell better then the fans. This is bound to get several people upset. The truth tends to do that to people. Nobody likes to be reminded that their lives are pathetic. Despite all the politically correct propaganda, teaching everyone that we’re all equal, I’ve become proof of the contrary. Children are constantly forced into mediocrity, never allowed to learn life’s harshest lessons.
With me as the top superstar, IWC will indeed succeed where others have failed. IWC will see success where it has managed to fail, in the past. Success will be obtained through my superior intellect, as well as my superior athletic skills.
In Lake Grove, Sunday the 7th, I’m going to be showing off my superiority in athleticism as well as intellect in tag team action. Assisting me in this endeavor is an old business partner of mine, a man who truly needs no introductions….The Gambler.
Gambler walks up to Bodacious from his right side, playing with a deck of cards. Unlike Bodacious, Gambler is going for a more unique look. Gambler is wearing dark jeans with matching boots, shirt & sunglasses.
Gambler
While my partner is right about needing a certain level of athleticism & intelligence to compete in this business, he failed to mention another key point. Luck, pure & simple, plays a huge part in whether or not you get anywhere. Not like either one of us have ever needed luck. Steven Saint. Matt Margera. Those are men that are going to need a lot of luck if they want to compete against myself & Mr. Bodacious. Some could argue that it’s better to be lucky then good. I say that you don’t need luck if you actually know what you’re doing.
Neither myself nor Bodacious have gotten where were we are by being lucky. In one capacity or another, we rely on various statistics. What are your opponents habits? Are they focused on the job ahead? Are they familiar with their surroundings?
I believe this is the first time in our professional careers that Bobby & I have ever teamed together in a match. In fact, we’ve never so much as been in the same ring together for any reason, whatsoever. While we’ve got no experience with or against each other, we can honestly say that we know each other’s moves beautifully. We know what to expect from each other. We’ve simply become accustomed to each other’s behaviors.
Can Margera or Steven Saint say that about each other? Probably not to the same extent that we can. Not only do we know each other’s moves, but we know each other’s motives all too well. Greed. Pure, unadulterated greed. We want nothing less then the best. Frankly, we want it all. All the money. All the gold. All the glory. All the power & prestige.
“Superstar” Bobby Bodacious
We’ve proven in other promotions that we’re willing to do whatever it takes to satisfy our greed, even if it meant selling out our own grandmothers. Gambler actually sold out his family, just for a line of credit in Vegas.
Greed is by far the best motivation for anything in this business. Those that are the greediest are the ones that become Hall of Fame material decades later. One thing to become a champion. It’s another to hold that gold for ten months, a year & a half, or even short of two years.
For our opponents sake, they’d better be equally greedy. Well, Steven Saint better be greedy. I’m all too familiar with Matt Margera, as is The Gambler. Margera has always been more concerned about being a jackass then actually being a talented performer. Doesn’t matter if he’s imitating one of the Jackass Movies or if he’s trying to be the next great spot monkey.
The Gambler
Guaranteed, if Margera thinks that Steven Saint’s getting too much of the glory, you’ll see the world’s biggest double-cross since Judas gave Jesus the kiss of death. Steven, there are only two things that you can safely bet on. First, Margera will screw you over in one capacity or another. Secondly, Bodacious & I are walking out as the winners of our inaugural match in IWC.
You want the long shot gamble, go for Saint & Margera. You want the sure thing, put your money on Bodacious & myself. We don’t need an ace up our sleeves to win. All we need is the high card to claim our payout.
Gambler takes a card from the deck, throwing it face up onto the oak table. The camera zooms in on it, showing an Ace of Hearts. The scene fades out.
“Superstar” Bobby Bodacious
Greetings, ladies & gentlemen. This is the first of what I’m hoping is many “chats” with all the great fans here in the IWC. Allow me to introduce myself to all of you. I’m “Superstar” Bobby Bodacious. For those of you who don’t know anything about me, I’ll give you a rundown of who I am and what you should expect from me.
I’ve got a vast fortune, which was handed down in my family for several generations. I’ve got enough money to buy and sell everyone on the IWC roster several times over. I make more money in one day then most people can hope to earn in a lifetime. Everything I’ve ever wanted, I’ve gotten. I’ve received only the finest education. Every sport I’ve ever played in, I’ve excelled in. Every award I could obtain in athletics, academics & the business world, I’ve achieved.
Quite simply, I’m better then each and every person in IWC. I’m better then the other wrestlers. I’m better then the officials. I’m sure as hell better then the fans. This is bound to get several people upset. The truth tends to do that to people. Nobody likes to be reminded that their lives are pathetic. Despite all the politically correct propaganda, teaching everyone that we’re all equal, I’ve become proof of the contrary. Children are constantly forced into mediocrity, never allowed to learn life’s harshest lessons.
With me as the top superstar, IWC will indeed succeed where others have failed. IWC will see success where it has managed to fail, in the past. Success will be obtained through my superior intellect, as well as my superior athletic skills.
In Lake Grove, Sunday the 7th, I’m going to be showing off my superiority in athleticism as well as intellect in tag team action. Assisting me in this endeavor is an old business partner of mine, a man who truly needs no introductions….The Gambler.
Gambler walks up to Bodacious from his right side, playing with a deck of cards. Unlike Bodacious, Gambler is going for a more unique look. Gambler is wearing dark jeans with matching boots, shirt & sunglasses.
Gambler
While my partner is right about needing a certain level of athleticism & intelligence to compete in this business, he failed to mention another key point. Luck, pure & simple, plays a huge part in whether or not you get anywhere. Not like either one of us have ever needed luck. Steven Saint. Matt Margera. Those are men that are going to need a lot of luck if they want to compete against myself & Mr. Bodacious. Some could argue that it’s better to be lucky then good. I say that you don’t need luck if you actually know what you’re doing.
Neither myself nor Bodacious have gotten where were we are by being lucky. In one capacity or another, we rely on various statistics. What are your opponents habits? Are they focused on the job ahead? Are they familiar with their surroundings?
I believe this is the first time in our professional careers that Bobby & I have ever teamed together in a match. In fact, we’ve never so much as been in the same ring together for any reason, whatsoever. While we’ve got no experience with or against each other, we can honestly say that we know each other’s moves beautifully. We know what to expect from each other. We’ve simply become accustomed to each other’s behaviors.
Can Margera or Steven Saint say that about each other? Probably not to the same extent that we can. Not only do we know each other’s moves, but we know each other’s motives all too well. Greed. Pure, unadulterated greed. We want nothing less then the best. Frankly, we want it all. All the money. All the gold. All the glory. All the power & prestige.
“Superstar” Bobby Bodacious
We’ve proven in other promotions that we’re willing to do whatever it takes to satisfy our greed, even if it meant selling out our own grandmothers. Gambler actually sold out his family, just for a line of credit in Vegas.
Greed is by far the best motivation for anything in this business. Those that are the greediest are the ones that become Hall of Fame material decades later. One thing to become a champion. It’s another to hold that gold for ten months, a year & a half, or even short of two years.
For our opponents sake, they’d better be equally greedy. Well, Steven Saint better be greedy. I’m all too familiar with Matt Margera, as is The Gambler. Margera has always been more concerned about being a jackass then actually being a talented performer. Doesn’t matter if he’s imitating one of the Jackass Movies or if he’s trying to be the next great spot monkey.
The Gambler
Guaranteed, if Margera thinks that Steven Saint’s getting too much of the glory, you’ll see the world’s biggest double-cross since Judas gave Jesus the kiss of death. Steven, there are only two things that you can safely bet on. First, Margera will screw you over in one capacity or another. Secondly, Bodacious & I are walking out as the winners of our inaugural match in IWC.
You want the long shot gamble, go for Saint & Margera. You want the sure thing, put your money on Bodacious & myself. We don’t need an ace up our sleeves to win. All we need is the high card to claim our payout.
Gambler takes a card from the deck, throwing it face up onto the oak table. The camera zooms in on it, showing an Ace of Hearts. The scene fades out.
