Post by Reaver on Jan 8, 2011 15:33:25 GMT -4
OOC: just an old rp i posted in UWF thats a fav of mine to i decided to share it so you guys can see what i bring a lil bit.
Epilogue:
It's been said and done, I disposed of Waters as promised and now onto bigger and better things. I've recieved a phone call from a familiar voice asking to speak with me; something about some sort of job that i'm used to. I couldn't quite put my finger on who it may have been or how they got my number but how could i pass up the chance to "work" again. One thing was for sure, I started getting goosebumps from all the excitement. Almost like a school girl giggling at the thought of Fujikama being a real champion.
Scene:
The camera pans in as Knuckles is seen walking through a deserted warehouse. There's dust and cobwebs on the windows, parts of the ceiling are missing revealing the glow of the beautiful night sky. Its obvious that this building hasn't been inhabited for a long time. A flash of light comes from the distance pointing the way for Knuckles as he continues on. Men come out from the shadows also pointing the way as that familiar voice yells out "Come closer Johnny." He suddenly realizes who it is and stops but the camera can't make out the silhoutte.
Voice: "C" is for cookie, 1.....2....COOKIES!! NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM......
Knuckles: So i knew i recognized that voice. I just couldn't put the face with it.
Voice: Then you might know what me want then....
Knuckles: I have a good idea.
Voice: That fucker took my job from me and me want him taken out. Take him out hard....VERY HARD. Like permanently hard.
Knuckles: He won't be dead but i can garantee that i can take him out so he never works again.
Voice: PERFECT.....NOM NOM NOM.
Knuckles: You realize that this won't come cheap right? I mean, a job like this will require a good share of loot. By the way, i don't accept cookies as payment.
Voice: Damn, very well then. Me pay you very good.
The scene pans away and reopens at a nearby TV studio where they are filming another new episode of sesame street. The children are singing and dancing with Big Bird right before they cut to a commercial break. People are walking off the set as a shadow runs in between cardboard cutouts of NY city. A voice yells out, "5 minutes till' the Veggie Monster set Earl." The shadow peeks over and see's a man getting ready for the next set wearing the "Veggie Monster" costume and eating what appears to be a long strand of dried beef which could possibly be construde as jerky (it is jerky). Soon as the coast is clear, Knuckles sneaks in the room quietly and locks the door; bum-rushes the man and starts beating him down hardcore. He pounds his skull with elbows, he grabs the guy's head and rams it through the dressing room mirror. Knuckles picks up a nearby tray of fruit and veggies and flings it at the guy knocking him back a ways right before Knuckles throws a giant kick to the face. He looks around and finds a fire extinguisher in which he proceeds to swing it at the guy's legs as he starts to get up. The guy screams in agony as he realizes that one of his legs are broken. Knuckles continues to slam the fire extinguisher across the guy's legs then finally pulls the pin and douses him with the chemical inside right before throwing the entire thing on top of his head in anger.
Knuckles: The Cookie Monster sends his regards you fuck. Stay off his turf and if you ever show that vegetable eating faggotry around here ever again, next time you won't get the chance to see the light of another day......UNDERSTOOD?!!
The guy just looks up covetred in a mixture of blood and chemical, moans and shakes his head "YES" before passing out. The scene fades out then reopens in a karate dojo where a midget dressed in a suit and vidora, kind of looking like a mini oddjob from the James Bond films, who also happens to be holding a clay pot filled with white sand is standing on the wall. Out from around the corner, Knuckles comes out of the back wearing a sumo wrestler outfit feeling a little stupid.
Knuckles: Awww cmon' man, this is retarded. I'm wearing a fucking diaper for god's sakes.
Midget: Hai.....In order to be a champion, one must first DRESS like a champion. Dude just go with it.
Knuckles: What the hell kind of champion.....Ahhh Yokozuna. I get it, ha ha very funny.
Midget: sdru pghpweghq oweghg lerhgf kljeglkkjhrj......(<-----random japaneese words).....HAI!
Knuckles: Uh...yea, I'm outta' here "Mr. Fuji".
Midget: That's Fujikama-son jksdghklsdghslkeuthslg....(<---more japaneese words).....HAI!
Knuckles: Whatever Kimosabi.
The scene fades away.
KNUCKLES: First off, let's get one rumor straightened out. There never was nor will there ever have been a "VEGGIE MONSTER". It was a rumor started back in 2005 because the executives at PBS wanted a healthier Cookie Monster and people freaked out. It never happened and would never happen, he just mealy eats more than just cookies although the original version will always be the best especially from my childhood.
NOW THEN!!
Onto Adrenaline this week.....boy that sounds so familiar.......I get a chance to become number one contender for the Hardcore Championship currently held by Jay Aguero as long as I can get past Ryan Blake and Akio Fujikama. Why is this match a singles match instead of a fitting "Extreme Rules" match? Wouldn't that pull in more ratings? Isn't that why people come here to watch? It wouldn't have made a difference simply because i'm the only guy here with experience in the extreme anyways. Blake maybe but def not Fujikama.
Let's start with you Blake.......why are you here? Is this a consolation match for you out of pity? Who's dick are you suckin' to get title match after title match after chance after chance? You sure as hell don't deserve to be here. You just came of yet ANOTHER loss at Gold Rush. Isn't your catch phrase "When all else fails Ryan Blake doesn't"? Dude, Isn't your record 5-6? That means that you couldn't get it done 6 times now. Glenn Legend throws you yet another "BONE" and puts you in this match. I don't know you but who the fuck cares? You should be facing guys like the Boston Brawler (yes that's right i said Boston for those of you who followed the small story) or Eugene. If you wanna' bring that slick back hair and wannabe quick wit to this match, feel free but i garantee that just like I did Waters, I will send you packin'.
Now for the true test, Mr. Akio Fujikama. First off i'd like to say W-E-L-C-O-M-E T-O O-U-R C-O-U-N-T-R-Y!! Next I would like to say congradulations Fuji on becoming the billionth person to become the Underground Champion with-in a 1 hour time frame. I guess that makes you part of the running gag huh? How does it feel to be an empty champion? Much like seeing David Arquette as the WCW World Heavyweight Champ. HA HA we get it, move on. Now see, you may be undefeated, but that's just a formality till' this point. You face me for a chance to become a champion of something you just don't know anything about huh Mr. EMPTY CHAMP. The only extreme thing about you is the boobage your valet carries. Those aren't real.....THEY'RE LIES!!
Face facts Akio, you and Blake both don't sdeserve to be here. I mean, you're undefeated and just now getting a title shot? I beat 1 guy and here i am. How does that make you feel knowing that all i had to do was beat 1 person? What does that say about either of you guys? I am every bit of everything i say i am even though this "GARBAGE THAT I AM SPEWING" right? SO either rummage through it and recycle or sit down and shut the fuck up bitch. Nobody wants to see your fire crotch filled with loose meat. Yes Fuji, that was for the manager of yours.
She runs her mouth like she knows who the fuck i am. You wanna' talk about the past? How pathetic, here i am trying to bring out the new future and you can't get past the fact that you don't even have a history anywhere else. At least i have 1 where as Akio has nothing which is what he is...a big nothing. And who are you calling an old man? I'm 28 you stupid cow. Don't you have a bunch of cats at home to feed or something? My losses to Suicide were out of shear luck, my leg getting caught on barbed wire while he escaped from a cage and so on. I didn't come here to talk about Suicide but if you think he is such a god, then go pray to him you fucks. Why don't you talk about how he could barely walk after those matches huh? At least he had the balls to go hardcore unlike you pansey bitches. And i don't mean on your back kinda' hardcore which i'm sure if i look through the porno section at any video store (they still have those?) that i could easily find a ton of video's staring her. Not to mention they were all MAIN EVENTS!! How many matches have you headlines Fuji? NONE!
Seeing as how you're an empty champion though, why don't you have Suicide come back and "fill you with that fighting spirit", if that's what they call it nowadays', and have a bukkake part with Fudge bar and Creamcicle over there. Does that mean 1 for the front and 1 for the back? I dunno' maybe you just like guys filling you with things....And what's with their cone shaped heads? Is that there so you have something to sit on? Well i guess if you're going to be filled with something, you need an opening right? What i think happened is that Suicide came too hard in your ass that his pshycadellic drugs may have given you such a contact high that you actually think there are guys who have icecreams for heads. Fuck man if that's the case, pass that shit around cuz' i need something to dilute me into thinkin' that you could ever beat me.
I beg you both....come and try to destroy me. Bring any weapons ya' want but please just bring it. Don't lose and say "I wasn't at the top of my game" because that will just make you guys liars as well. I won't need any weapons cuz' all i am is a weapon. You both will find that out soon enough and so will Aguero. What makes me any different you ask? Who am i to say such things? Simply because I'm willing to go that much further than any of you. I'm willing to mutilate myself at any expense, can any of you honestly say that? This is about survival guys and the only thing any of you can do.....is pray you can survive what i'm about to bring.
Epilogue:
It's been said and done, I disposed of Waters as promised and now onto bigger and better things. I've recieved a phone call from a familiar voice asking to speak with me; something about some sort of job that i'm used to. I couldn't quite put my finger on who it may have been or how they got my number but how could i pass up the chance to "work" again. One thing was for sure, I started getting goosebumps from all the excitement. Almost like a school girl giggling at the thought of Fujikama being a real champion.
Scene:
The camera pans in as Knuckles is seen walking through a deserted warehouse. There's dust and cobwebs on the windows, parts of the ceiling are missing revealing the glow of the beautiful night sky. Its obvious that this building hasn't been inhabited for a long time. A flash of light comes from the distance pointing the way for Knuckles as he continues on. Men come out from the shadows also pointing the way as that familiar voice yells out "Come closer Johnny." He suddenly realizes who it is and stops but the camera can't make out the silhoutte.
Voice: "C" is for cookie, 1.....2....COOKIES!! NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM......
Knuckles: So i knew i recognized that voice. I just couldn't put the face with it.
Voice: Then you might know what me want then....
Knuckles: I have a good idea.
Voice: That fucker took my job from me and me want him taken out. Take him out hard....VERY HARD. Like permanently hard.
Knuckles: He won't be dead but i can garantee that i can take him out so he never works again.
Voice: PERFECT.....NOM NOM NOM.
Knuckles: You realize that this won't come cheap right? I mean, a job like this will require a good share of loot. By the way, i don't accept cookies as payment.
Voice: Damn, very well then. Me pay you very good.
The scene pans away and reopens at a nearby TV studio where they are filming another new episode of sesame street. The children are singing and dancing with Big Bird right before they cut to a commercial break. People are walking off the set as a shadow runs in between cardboard cutouts of NY city. A voice yells out, "5 minutes till' the Veggie Monster set Earl." The shadow peeks over and see's a man getting ready for the next set wearing the "Veggie Monster" costume and eating what appears to be a long strand of dried beef which could possibly be construde as jerky (it is jerky). Soon as the coast is clear, Knuckles sneaks in the room quietly and locks the door; bum-rushes the man and starts beating him down hardcore. He pounds his skull with elbows, he grabs the guy's head and rams it through the dressing room mirror. Knuckles picks up a nearby tray of fruit and veggies and flings it at the guy knocking him back a ways right before Knuckles throws a giant kick to the face. He looks around and finds a fire extinguisher in which he proceeds to swing it at the guy's legs as he starts to get up. The guy screams in agony as he realizes that one of his legs are broken. Knuckles continues to slam the fire extinguisher across the guy's legs then finally pulls the pin and douses him with the chemical inside right before throwing the entire thing on top of his head in anger.
Knuckles: The Cookie Monster sends his regards you fuck. Stay off his turf and if you ever show that vegetable eating faggotry around here ever again, next time you won't get the chance to see the light of another day......UNDERSTOOD?!!
The guy just looks up covetred in a mixture of blood and chemical, moans and shakes his head "YES" before passing out. The scene fades out then reopens in a karate dojo where a midget dressed in a suit and vidora, kind of looking like a mini oddjob from the James Bond films, who also happens to be holding a clay pot filled with white sand is standing on the wall. Out from around the corner, Knuckles comes out of the back wearing a sumo wrestler outfit feeling a little stupid.
Knuckles: Awww cmon' man, this is retarded. I'm wearing a fucking diaper for god's sakes.
Midget: Hai.....In order to be a champion, one must first DRESS like a champion. Dude just go with it.
Knuckles: What the hell kind of champion.....Ahhh Yokozuna. I get it, ha ha very funny.
Midget: sdru pghpweghq oweghg lerhgf kljeglkkjhrj......(<-----random japaneese words).....HAI!
Knuckles: Uh...yea, I'm outta' here "Mr. Fuji".
Midget: That's Fujikama-son jksdghklsdghslkeuthslg....(<---more japaneese words).....HAI!
Knuckles: Whatever Kimosabi.
The scene fades away.
KNUCKLES: First off, let's get one rumor straightened out. There never was nor will there ever have been a "VEGGIE MONSTER". It was a rumor started back in 2005 because the executives at PBS wanted a healthier Cookie Monster and people freaked out. It never happened and would never happen, he just mealy eats more than just cookies although the original version will always be the best especially from my childhood.
NOW THEN!!
Onto Adrenaline this week.....boy that sounds so familiar.......I get a chance to become number one contender for the Hardcore Championship currently held by Jay Aguero as long as I can get past Ryan Blake and Akio Fujikama. Why is this match a singles match instead of a fitting "Extreme Rules" match? Wouldn't that pull in more ratings? Isn't that why people come here to watch? It wouldn't have made a difference simply because i'm the only guy here with experience in the extreme anyways. Blake maybe but def not Fujikama.
Let's start with you Blake.......why are you here? Is this a consolation match for you out of pity? Who's dick are you suckin' to get title match after title match after chance after chance? You sure as hell don't deserve to be here. You just came of yet ANOTHER loss at Gold Rush. Isn't your catch phrase "When all else fails Ryan Blake doesn't"? Dude, Isn't your record 5-6? That means that you couldn't get it done 6 times now. Glenn Legend throws you yet another "BONE" and puts you in this match. I don't know you but who the fuck cares? You should be facing guys like the Boston Brawler (yes that's right i said Boston for those of you who followed the small story) or Eugene. If you wanna' bring that slick back hair and wannabe quick wit to this match, feel free but i garantee that just like I did Waters, I will send you packin'.
Now for the true test, Mr. Akio Fujikama. First off i'd like to say W-E-L-C-O-M-E T-O O-U-R C-O-U-N-T-R-Y!! Next I would like to say congradulations Fuji on becoming the billionth person to become the Underground Champion with-in a 1 hour time frame. I guess that makes you part of the running gag huh? How does it feel to be an empty champion? Much like seeing David Arquette as the WCW World Heavyweight Champ. HA HA we get it, move on. Now see, you may be undefeated, but that's just a formality till' this point. You face me for a chance to become a champion of something you just don't know anything about huh Mr. EMPTY CHAMP. The only extreme thing about you is the boobage your valet carries. Those aren't real.....THEY'RE LIES!!
Face facts Akio, you and Blake both don't sdeserve to be here. I mean, you're undefeated and just now getting a title shot? I beat 1 guy and here i am. How does that make you feel knowing that all i had to do was beat 1 person? What does that say about either of you guys? I am every bit of everything i say i am even though this "GARBAGE THAT I AM SPEWING" right? SO either rummage through it and recycle or sit down and shut the fuck up bitch. Nobody wants to see your fire crotch filled with loose meat. Yes Fuji, that was for the manager of yours.
She runs her mouth like she knows who the fuck i am. You wanna' talk about the past? How pathetic, here i am trying to bring out the new future and you can't get past the fact that you don't even have a history anywhere else. At least i have 1 where as Akio has nothing which is what he is...a big nothing. And who are you calling an old man? I'm 28 you stupid cow. Don't you have a bunch of cats at home to feed or something? My losses to Suicide were out of shear luck, my leg getting caught on barbed wire while he escaped from a cage and so on. I didn't come here to talk about Suicide but if you think he is such a god, then go pray to him you fucks. Why don't you talk about how he could barely walk after those matches huh? At least he had the balls to go hardcore unlike you pansey bitches. And i don't mean on your back kinda' hardcore which i'm sure if i look through the porno section at any video store (they still have those?) that i could easily find a ton of video's staring her. Not to mention they were all MAIN EVENTS!! How many matches have you headlines Fuji? NONE!
Seeing as how you're an empty champion though, why don't you have Suicide come back and "fill you with that fighting spirit", if that's what they call it nowadays', and have a bukkake part with Fudge bar and Creamcicle over there. Does that mean 1 for the front and 1 for the back? I dunno' maybe you just like guys filling you with things....And what's with their cone shaped heads? Is that there so you have something to sit on? Well i guess if you're going to be filled with something, you need an opening right? What i think happened is that Suicide came too hard in your ass that his pshycadellic drugs may have given you such a contact high that you actually think there are guys who have icecreams for heads. Fuck man if that's the case, pass that shit around cuz' i need something to dilute me into thinkin' that you could ever beat me.
I beg you both....come and try to destroy me. Bring any weapons ya' want but please just bring it. Don't lose and say "I wasn't at the top of my game" because that will just make you guys liars as well. I won't need any weapons cuz' all i am is a weapon. You both will find that out soon enough and so will Aguero. What makes me any different you ask? Who am i to say such things? Simply because I'm willing to go that much further than any of you. I'm willing to mutilate myself at any expense, can any of you honestly say that? This is about survival guys and the only thing any of you can do.....is pray you can survive what i'm about to bring.
