Post by captainklappton on Feb 18, 2011 18:23:58 GMT -4
*Scene fades into the wrestlers parking lot just outside of the HP Pavilion in San Jose, CA the most recent site of APW Thursday Night Overdrive. We see "What It Is" Captain Klappton and his life long mentor Mike Borgo heading towards a black van and both men have big smiles on their faces*
Mike Borgo: THAT'S IT CAPTAIN! It's in the books big man! You and your partner did what you sought out to do! Not only did you get the win, but you and your partner gave your opponents a hell of a beat down! I loved every second of it!
Captain Klappton: IT IS WHAT IT IS!!!!!!
*Borgo simply shakes his head*
Mike Borgo: Capt., it's always what it....
*Before Borgo can finish his sentence Klappton interrupts him*
Captain Klappton: DID THEY REALLY THINK THEY HAD WHAT IT TOOK TO COMPETE WITH ME!?
Mike Borgo: Well, you didn't do it alone.. Don't forget that....
Captain Klappton: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO GOT THE PINFALL! I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THAT BORGO!
Mike Borgo: Well, I'm just making a statement Captain. I'm not trying to offend you in any capacity.
Captain Klappton: I DON'T CARE WHO GOT THE PINFALL!!!! THE POINT IS THOSE TWO THOUGHT THEY HAD IT TOGETHER AND THEY NEVER ONCE KNEW EXACTLY WHAT THEY WERE GETTING THEMSELVES INTO!
Mike Borgo: With all due respect Captain you had no idea what you were getting yourself into either, after all this was only your debut match...
Captain Klappton: DEBUT MATCH!? MY DEBUT MATCH!?
*Klappton breaks into psychotic laughter before proceeding to speak up*
Captain Klappton: HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN IN THIS BUSINESS BORGO!?? HOW LONG!?? ANSWER ME!!!
Mike Borgo: Well let's see....
Captain Klappton: SHUTUP BORGO! I MADE MY DEBUT IN 1997! I'M NO STRANGER TO THE SQUARED CIRCLE!!!!
Mike Borgo: Oh for the sake of goodness Captain, I didn't mean it like that I meant you didn't know what you were getting yourself into when it comes to your debut match here in the APW! Why must your head be so damn hard? Have you ever held an actual conversation with anyone?
Captain Klappton: IT IS WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!!!!
*Klappton yells in the ear of Borgo*
Mike Borgo: OKAY ALREADY! IT IS WHAT IT IS! WE GET IT!
*Klappton bursts into psychotic laughter*
Mike Borgo: Look, congratulations on a big win... You without question made an impact here in APW on your first night... There is one thing I do want you to remember though...
*Klappton and Borgo look at one another*
Mike Borgo: What happened here tonight has no impact on what happens tomorrow nor the next day... Right now your at the bottom of the ladder and next week you will find yourself in another match against possibly a different opponent... Either way the point I am trying to make is simple and that is it's okay to enjoy the win here tonight, but you must stay focused on the task at hand.
Captain Klappton: I AM FOCUSED BORGO! I MIGHT BE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE LADDER, BUT I HAVE NO PROBLEM TIPPING THE ENTIRE LADDER OVER AND USING THE ENTIRE LADDER TO CAUSE COMPLETE DESTRUCTION OF ANYONE THAT GETS IN MY WAY!!!!
Mike Borgo: Good.... Now let's get the hell out of here!
*Borgo and Klappton get inside the black van and we hear one last psychotic cackle from Captain Klappton before he yells out*
Captain Klappton: APW THURSDAY NIGHT OVERDRIVE.....
*Klappton pauses*
Captain Klappton: IS WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!!
*Scene fades to black*
Mike Borgo: THAT'S IT CAPTAIN! It's in the books big man! You and your partner did what you sought out to do! Not only did you get the win, but you and your partner gave your opponents a hell of a beat down! I loved every second of it!
Captain Klappton: IT IS WHAT IT IS!!!!!!
*Borgo simply shakes his head*
Mike Borgo: Capt., it's always what it....
*Before Borgo can finish his sentence Klappton interrupts him*
Captain Klappton: DID THEY REALLY THINK THEY HAD WHAT IT TOOK TO COMPETE WITH ME!?
Mike Borgo: Well, you didn't do it alone.. Don't forget that....
Captain Klappton: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO GOT THE PINFALL! I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THAT BORGO!
Mike Borgo: Well, I'm just making a statement Captain. I'm not trying to offend you in any capacity.
Captain Klappton: I DON'T CARE WHO GOT THE PINFALL!!!! THE POINT IS THOSE TWO THOUGHT THEY HAD IT TOGETHER AND THEY NEVER ONCE KNEW EXACTLY WHAT THEY WERE GETTING THEMSELVES INTO!
Mike Borgo: With all due respect Captain you had no idea what you were getting yourself into either, after all this was only your debut match...
Captain Klappton: DEBUT MATCH!? MY DEBUT MATCH!?
*Klappton breaks into psychotic laughter before proceeding to speak up*
Captain Klappton: HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN IN THIS BUSINESS BORGO!?? HOW LONG!?? ANSWER ME!!!
Mike Borgo: Well let's see....
Captain Klappton: SHUTUP BORGO! I MADE MY DEBUT IN 1997! I'M NO STRANGER TO THE SQUARED CIRCLE!!!!
Mike Borgo: Oh for the sake of goodness Captain, I didn't mean it like that I meant you didn't know what you were getting yourself into when it comes to your debut match here in the APW! Why must your head be so damn hard? Have you ever held an actual conversation with anyone?
Captain Klappton: IT IS WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!!!!
*Klappton yells in the ear of Borgo*
Mike Borgo: OKAY ALREADY! IT IS WHAT IT IS! WE GET IT!
*Klappton bursts into psychotic laughter*
Mike Borgo: Look, congratulations on a big win... You without question made an impact here in APW on your first night... There is one thing I do want you to remember though...
*Klappton and Borgo look at one another*
Mike Borgo: What happened here tonight has no impact on what happens tomorrow nor the next day... Right now your at the bottom of the ladder and next week you will find yourself in another match against possibly a different opponent... Either way the point I am trying to make is simple and that is it's okay to enjoy the win here tonight, but you must stay focused on the task at hand.
Captain Klappton: I AM FOCUSED BORGO! I MIGHT BE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE LADDER, BUT I HAVE NO PROBLEM TIPPING THE ENTIRE LADDER OVER AND USING THE ENTIRE LADDER TO CAUSE COMPLETE DESTRUCTION OF ANYONE THAT GETS IN MY WAY!!!!
Mike Borgo: Good.... Now let's get the hell out of here!
*Borgo and Klappton get inside the black van and we hear one last psychotic cackle from Captain Klappton before he yells out*
Captain Klappton: APW THURSDAY NIGHT OVERDRIVE.....
*Klappton pauses*
Captain Klappton: IS WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!!
*Scene fades to black*
