Post by captainklappton on Mar 3, 2011 22:18:41 GMT -4
*Scene fades into the APW locker room as APW Thursday Night Overdrive LIVE from ARCO arena in Sacramento, California comes to a close*
*Loud screaming can be heard as the camera crew moves in closer weaving their way through some of the superstars in the locker room trying to figure out where the screaming is coming from. Finally the camera crew reaches their destination as they see "What It Is" Captain Klappton spinning around in circles looking towards the ceiling yelling out with an ear to ear smile on his face*
Captain Klappton: IT IS WHAT IT IS! IT IS WHAT IT IS! IT IS WHAT IT IS!
*Out of no where entering the picture is none other than Captain Klappton's life long mentor Mike Borgo. As always Mike Borgo is dressed in an all black business suit*
Mike Borgo: Easy... Easy.....
Captain Klappton: EASY!!!!!
DON'T TELL ME TO BE EASY BORGO!
Mike Borgo: Whatever your thinking right now probably isn't what it is.... alright?
*Klappton's eyes glaze over with rage*
Mike Borgo: Whoa! Whoa! Okay fine, It is what it is!
*The rage in Klappton's eyes turn to that of a sparkle in Klappton's eyes as sadistic smile flashes across the face of the big man*
Mike Borgo: I guess what I meant to say originally is congratulations....
*The sadistic smile widens on the face of Captain Klappton as he has a chuckle under his breath*
Mike Borgo: What you just accomplished here tonight..... I have to tell you i'm proud of you....
*The life long mentor of "WHAT IT IS", Mike Borgo extends his hand to the big man*
*Klappton gives the hand of Mike Borgo a long stare of confusion. Klappton looks up at Borgo*
Captain Klappton: You've never shook my hand before........
*A confused look and yet angry look appears on the face of Klappton*
Mike Borgo: Tonight....... It's different........
*Klappton reaches out and grabs Borgo's hand. The two men share a firm handshake as they look into eachother's eyes and acknowledge what has been accomplished with the big man Captain Klappton punching his ticket to Rasslemania VII War Games*
*We hear Captain Klappton yell out*
Captain Klappton: IT IS WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Loud screaming can be heard as the camera crew moves in closer weaving their way through some of the superstars in the locker room trying to figure out where the screaming is coming from. Finally the camera crew reaches their destination as they see "What It Is" Captain Klappton spinning around in circles looking towards the ceiling yelling out with an ear to ear smile on his face*
Captain Klappton: IT IS WHAT IT IS! IT IS WHAT IT IS! IT IS WHAT IT IS!
*Out of no where entering the picture is none other than Captain Klappton's life long mentor Mike Borgo. As always Mike Borgo is dressed in an all black business suit*
Mike Borgo: Easy... Easy.....
Captain Klappton: EASY!!!!!
DON'T TELL ME TO BE EASY BORGO!Mike Borgo: Whatever your thinking right now probably isn't what it is.... alright?
*Klappton's eyes glaze over with rage*
Mike Borgo: Whoa! Whoa! Okay fine, It is what it is!
*The rage in Klappton's eyes turn to that of a sparkle in Klappton's eyes as sadistic smile flashes across the face of the big man*
Mike Borgo: I guess what I meant to say originally is congratulations....
*The sadistic smile widens on the face of Captain Klappton as he has a chuckle under his breath*
Mike Borgo: What you just accomplished here tonight..... I have to tell you i'm proud of you....
*The life long mentor of "WHAT IT IS", Mike Borgo extends his hand to the big man*
*Klappton gives the hand of Mike Borgo a long stare of confusion. Klappton looks up at Borgo*
Captain Klappton: You've never shook my hand before........
*A confused look and yet angry look appears on the face of Klappton*
Mike Borgo: Tonight....... It's different........
*Klappton reaches out and grabs Borgo's hand. The two men share a firm handshake as they look into eachother's eyes and acknowledge what has been accomplished with the big man Captain Klappton punching his ticket to Rasslemania VII War Games*
*We hear Captain Klappton yell out*
Captain Klappton: IT IS WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
