Full Throttle...

[Dr. Matt]

Okay, so cans of Full Throttle were on sale at the pharmacy for $1.25 each, so I picked up a couple since its exam season and whatnot. Normally, I drink coffee, but I figured if I bought some cans of energy drink, I could drink them faster and get a boost right before a test.

So, I just drank the first one, and have an exam in an hour. And I feel like I'm going to die. I'm jittery, can't focus my eyes, have a headache coming on, and have the feeling that I'll probably have diarrhea before the day is over.

So, that being said, I blame Trevor Blackwell for all of this.

If I fail my class and don't graduate, I will hold it against him forever.

["The Hottest Shit Going"]

If you think full throttle is serious don't even go near SPIKE energy drink, that shit can't be sold to minors, has warning labels all over the can and tells you to only drink half the first time, to check your tollerence, needless to say I smashed the whole can and fuck me running I thought my skin was going to jump off my bones, I couldn't sleep, I couldn't sit still, all I felt like doing was going on a tweeker type mission and totally rip shit apart, so if you feal frisky grab a can, smash it down and have a blast!