Post by Tyler Vaughn on Mar 29, 2011 11:20:33 GMT -4
Don't forget the hamster
*The scene opens to Ty's apartment in Columbus he races around the room searching frantically for something. Jessica sits on the couch of Tylers now spotless clean apartment, drinking a beer.*
Jessica: What in the hell are you looking for?
Tyler: Captain Ron.
Jessica: The crappy movie with Kurt Russel?
Tyler: No Zoes' pet hamster she left the damn thing over here and it got out of it's cage.
*Jessica goes to take a sip of her beer but after hearing this gives a look of disbelief spilling some beer on her blouse.*
Jessica: Dammit!!! You're kidding me right?
Tyler: No I'm not if I don't find this damn thing Zoe is gonna be pissed.
Jessica: And why the hell do you care, Ty what the fuck is your deal?
Tyler: What are you talking about?
Jessica: You know what I mean this Zoe chick.
Tyler: What about her?
Jessica: Do you love her?
Tyler: I think I might.
Jessica: Is she smart?
Tyler: What do you mean?
Jessica: What is her favorite show?
*Tyler stops his search for the hamster and looks at Jessica then at the ground.*
Tyler: Jersey Shore why what does that have to do with anything?
Jessica: I'm just trying to figure out what the hell your deal is. First you don't wanna take a job, then you start dating some bimbo waitress who works at Applebees, watches Jersey Shore, and has a pet hamster. Tyler you only fuck bimbos you never date them. What the hell happened to the Tyler Vaughn who gets drunk at inappropriate moments, the Tyler Vaughn who has sex with way more women than should be legally allowed, the Tyler Vaughn who thinks he's the center of the universe? I need that guy back right now because I don't know if you heard the news but you're no longer gonna be in the IWC you're now gonna be apart of the APW so this whole domestic act you're trying is not gonna work.
*Tyler looks from the floor back up to Jessica.*
Tyler: I thought you hated that Tyler Vaughn?
Jessica: That Tyler Vaughn may be the biggest douchebag I know, but you know what he won matches. He didn't back down from a fight or a challenge. I need that version of you back I'm all for trying to better yourself but now is not the time for that shit. So if you can't become that man, let me know now so I can find another client.
Tyler: You want that Tyler back?
Jessica: YES!!!!
*Tyler walks over to a cupboard and grabs out a bottle of Jack Danials, tips the bottle back, and starts going to town on it. After the bottle is about half done Ty sets the bottle down and grabs his car keys.*
Tyler: Let's go.
Jessica: Where?
Tyler: To get you a pink taco, don't worry just grab your damn coat.
*Jess smiles and this scene fades out, and then back in about a half hour later. Tyler and Jess get out of Ty's Chevelle, the two stand in a parking lot at Applebees.*
Jessica: What are we doing here?
Tyler: You said you wanted the old Tyler Vaughn back well there is no time like the present to start this re transformation.
*Tyler starts walking to the entrance, leave Jess alone for a second.*
Jessica: Why do I have a feeling the cops are on the way?
*Jessica jogs to catch up with Tyler who is already standing inside. The young woman seating people starts to talk but Tyler puts his hand up to stop her.*
Tyler: Listen skank I wouldn't be caught dead eating in shit hole like this I'm here to talk to Zoe.
*The woman looks at Tyler with a look of surprise and horror but just turns around and leaves. Tyler stands with his arms crossed and Jessica just stands behind him smiling. Zoe walks up with a worried look on her face.*
Zoe: Tyler what the hell Stephanie is in the back crying what did you say to her?
Tyler: Shut up and listen we're done, Jessica put things in prospective for me. I came to a few conclusions, one you're a bimbo and I don't date bimbos, two I'm pretty sure I killed your damn hamster, three I hate Jersey Shore I don't even know what the hell a Snooki is but she's on the same skank scale as you. Which actually makes me realize that maybe that's the whole reason your dumb ass likes that show.
*Zoes' face changes to a look just like Stephanies and she starts to cry.*
Zoe: I thought you loved me?
Tyler: Wait you thought I what?
*Tyler starts to laugh in her face and she just storms off crying, Jessica who is laughing as well starts to clap.*
Jessica: He's back ladies and gentlemen.
*Right then a pissed off looking fat man who Tyler can only figure is the manager walks out.*
Manager: You need to leave sir I really don't know who the hell you think you are?
Tyler: Me I'm Tyler Vaughn ya fat ass, and you're not although you know you wish you were.
*Tyler spits in the guys face and walks out Jessica looks at the camera.*
Jessica: And this scene fades to black.
*As Jessica gives a devils smile this scene does in fact fade to black.*
*The scene opens to Ty's apartment in Columbus he races around the room searching frantically for something. Jessica sits on the couch of Tylers now spotless clean apartment, drinking a beer.*
Jessica: What in the hell are you looking for?
Tyler: Captain Ron.
Jessica: The crappy movie with Kurt Russel?
Tyler: No Zoes' pet hamster she left the damn thing over here and it got out of it's cage.
*Jessica goes to take a sip of her beer but after hearing this gives a look of disbelief spilling some beer on her blouse.*
Jessica: Dammit!!! You're kidding me right?
Tyler: No I'm not if I don't find this damn thing Zoe is gonna be pissed.
Jessica: And why the hell do you care, Ty what the fuck is your deal?
Tyler: What are you talking about?
Jessica: You know what I mean this Zoe chick.
Tyler: What about her?
Jessica: Do you love her?
Tyler: I think I might.
Jessica: Is she smart?
Tyler: What do you mean?
Jessica: What is her favorite show?
*Tyler stops his search for the hamster and looks at Jessica then at the ground.*
Tyler: Jersey Shore why what does that have to do with anything?
Jessica: I'm just trying to figure out what the hell your deal is. First you don't wanna take a job, then you start dating some bimbo waitress who works at Applebees, watches Jersey Shore, and has a pet hamster. Tyler you only fuck bimbos you never date them. What the hell happened to the Tyler Vaughn who gets drunk at inappropriate moments, the Tyler Vaughn who has sex with way more women than should be legally allowed, the Tyler Vaughn who thinks he's the center of the universe? I need that guy back right now because I don't know if you heard the news but you're no longer gonna be in the IWC you're now gonna be apart of the APW so this whole domestic act you're trying is not gonna work.
*Tyler looks from the floor back up to Jessica.*
Tyler: I thought you hated that Tyler Vaughn?
Jessica: That Tyler Vaughn may be the biggest douchebag I know, but you know what he won matches. He didn't back down from a fight or a challenge. I need that version of you back I'm all for trying to better yourself but now is not the time for that shit. So if you can't become that man, let me know now so I can find another client.
Tyler: You want that Tyler back?
Jessica: YES!!!!
*Tyler walks over to a cupboard and grabs out a bottle of Jack Danials, tips the bottle back, and starts going to town on it. After the bottle is about half done Ty sets the bottle down and grabs his car keys.*
Tyler: Let's go.
Jessica: Where?
Tyler: To get you a pink taco, don't worry just grab your damn coat.
*Jess smiles and this scene fades out, and then back in about a half hour later. Tyler and Jess get out of Ty's Chevelle, the two stand in a parking lot at Applebees.*
Jessica: What are we doing here?
Tyler: You said you wanted the old Tyler Vaughn back well there is no time like the present to start this re transformation.
*Tyler starts walking to the entrance, leave Jess alone for a second.*
Jessica: Why do I have a feeling the cops are on the way?
*Jessica jogs to catch up with Tyler who is already standing inside. The young woman seating people starts to talk but Tyler puts his hand up to stop her.*
Tyler: Listen skank I wouldn't be caught dead eating in shit hole like this I'm here to talk to Zoe.
*The woman looks at Tyler with a look of surprise and horror but just turns around and leaves. Tyler stands with his arms crossed and Jessica just stands behind him smiling. Zoe walks up with a worried look on her face.*
Zoe: Tyler what the hell Stephanie is in the back crying what did you say to her?
Tyler: Shut up and listen we're done, Jessica put things in prospective for me. I came to a few conclusions, one you're a bimbo and I don't date bimbos, two I'm pretty sure I killed your damn hamster, three I hate Jersey Shore I don't even know what the hell a Snooki is but she's on the same skank scale as you. Which actually makes me realize that maybe that's the whole reason your dumb ass likes that show.
*Zoes' face changes to a look just like Stephanies and she starts to cry.*
Zoe: I thought you loved me?
Tyler: Wait you thought I what?
*Tyler starts to laugh in her face and she just storms off crying, Jessica who is laughing as well starts to clap.*
Jessica: He's back ladies and gentlemen.
*Right then a pissed off looking fat man who Tyler can only figure is the manager walks out.*
Manager: You need to leave sir I really don't know who the hell you think you are?
Tyler: Me I'm Tyler Vaughn ya fat ass, and you're not although you know you wish you were.
*Tyler spits in the guys face and walks out Jessica looks at the camera.*
Jessica: And this scene fades to black.
*As Jessica gives a devils smile this scene does in fact fade to black.*
