Post by Tyler Vaughn on May 8, 2011 13:53:35 GMT -4
*This scene opens to Thomas Worthington High School in Columbus Ohio, a few teenagers sit around some cars in the parking lot drinking smoking cigarettes and doing drugs. Out of frame and out of nowhere Tyler Vaughn runs up dressed in a pair of ACU's, the kids are taken back by him as he starts to scream a bunch of nonsensical crap at them which sounds a little something like this.*
Tyler: WHATTHEHELLISWRONGWITHYOUKIDSSMOKINANDDRINKININAPARKINGLOT.
*The kids just look at Tyler with a beyond confused look on their faces.*
Tyler: Did none of you understand what I was saying.
*Some of the kids keeps confused looks on their faces others nod no.*
Tyler: Yeah neither did I and I'm the one who said it, this entire thing was a stupid idea.
*Tyler rips off the ACU's and is now dressed in black jeans and a black Static-X t-shirt.*
Tyler: That's better hand me that bottle of Jack.
*One of the teens hand Ty the bottle and he takes a swig and hands it back.*
Tyler: I guess the Army isn't for everyone, certainly wasn't for me.
Fat Kid: Yeah all the government does is lie anyway.
*Tyler rolls his eyes at this.*
Tyler: Listen I'm not here to get into some whole retarded debate with America's dumbest generation. I'm just here to get fucked up for free.
Young Blond: That's cool.
Tyler: How old are you sweetheart?
Young Blond: Seventeen.
Tyler: Take a hike jailbait, the last thing I need is Chris Hanson popping out on me.
Fat Kid: Wait a second aren't you Tyler Vaughn?
*Ty rolls his eyes.*
Tyler: Yes I am but don't get a big fat hard on there fatty, I'm not here for all that but if I were I guess I could say something like this.
*Tyler stands up on on of the cars and clears his throat.*
Tyler: Why I feel a Sense of Self Importance by Tyler Vaughn. The reason I feel a sense of self importance is because I'm simply the best motherf*cker out there hands down the end.
*Tyler sits back down on the car.*
Tyler: Derek Wellings is my opponent this week and see that's why I attempted the whole stupid army thing here. Derek whilst I have not even the smallest iota of respect for you doesn't mean I don't respect what you and people like you have done.
*Tyler pauses for a second and thinks about this statement.*
Tyler: No wait yeah I think that's what I ment to say, or something along those lines. But the reason I have no respect for you is because you sit there and think you better because of what you have or haven't done I don't know you could be making all this shit up, but I digress from my point because I care about neither of these things. There is only a few things I care about in this world now I could take the time out here to list those things but you don't care and neither do the people at home so I'm gonna skip on ahead to the end. Derek your first match is against me and that's pretty bad for you champski, because I plan on keeping some form of winning streak off of people who are not on my level both psychically and mentally. So understand this you want Level One better focus on the present, you want the Suicide Title got the same thing to say to that. If you look past me it'll be the biggest mistake of you natural born life.
*One of the kids try and hand a joint to Tyler and he waves the kid off.*
Tyler: Where was I oh yeah I was about to say this, whenever, yeah I'm pretty sure that's how you spell whenever. Whenever your done "killing bikers" and flipping cars and getting kicked out of states or whatever other asshattery you have planned for your lame ass promos. You go ahead and prepare for our match because you've stepped up to the wrong bastard this time. Oh yeah and Derek I'm Tyler Vaughn and you're not although you know you wish you were.
*Tyler goes back to drinking with the kids until police sirens and lights can be seen flashing.*
Tyler: It's the cops cheese it.
*Tyler pushes the fat kid down and dips out as the cops arrive leaving this scene to fade to black.*
Tyler: WHATTHEHELLISWRONGWITHYOUKIDSSMOKINANDDRINKININAPARKINGLOT.
*The kids just look at Tyler with a beyond confused look on their faces.*
Tyler: Did none of you understand what I was saying.
*Some of the kids keeps confused looks on their faces others nod no.*
Tyler: Yeah neither did I and I'm the one who said it, this entire thing was a stupid idea.
*Tyler rips off the ACU's and is now dressed in black jeans and a black Static-X t-shirt.*
Tyler: That's better hand me that bottle of Jack.
*One of the teens hand Ty the bottle and he takes a swig and hands it back.*
Tyler: I guess the Army isn't for everyone, certainly wasn't for me.
Fat Kid: Yeah all the government does is lie anyway.
*Tyler rolls his eyes at this.*
Tyler: Listen I'm not here to get into some whole retarded debate with America's dumbest generation. I'm just here to get fucked up for free.
Young Blond: That's cool.
Tyler: How old are you sweetheart?
Young Blond: Seventeen.
Tyler: Take a hike jailbait, the last thing I need is Chris Hanson popping out on me.
Fat Kid: Wait a second aren't you Tyler Vaughn?
*Ty rolls his eyes.*
Tyler: Yes I am but don't get a big fat hard on there fatty, I'm not here for all that but if I were I guess I could say something like this.
*Tyler stands up on on of the cars and clears his throat.*
Tyler: Why I feel a Sense of Self Importance by Tyler Vaughn. The reason I feel a sense of self importance is because I'm simply the best motherf*cker out there hands down the end.
*Tyler sits back down on the car.*
Tyler: Derek Wellings is my opponent this week and see that's why I attempted the whole stupid army thing here. Derek whilst I have not even the smallest iota of respect for you doesn't mean I don't respect what you and people like you have done.
*Tyler pauses for a second and thinks about this statement.*
Tyler: No wait yeah I think that's what I ment to say, or something along those lines. But the reason I have no respect for you is because you sit there and think you better because of what you have or haven't done I don't know you could be making all this shit up, but I digress from my point because I care about neither of these things. There is only a few things I care about in this world now I could take the time out here to list those things but you don't care and neither do the people at home so I'm gonna skip on ahead to the end. Derek your first match is against me and that's pretty bad for you champski, because I plan on keeping some form of winning streak off of people who are not on my level both psychically and mentally. So understand this you want Level One better focus on the present, you want the Suicide Title got the same thing to say to that. If you look past me it'll be the biggest mistake of you natural born life.
*One of the kids try and hand a joint to Tyler and he waves the kid off.*
Tyler: Where was I oh yeah I was about to say this, whenever, yeah I'm pretty sure that's how you spell whenever. Whenever your done "killing bikers" and flipping cars and getting kicked out of states or whatever other asshattery you have planned for your lame ass promos. You go ahead and prepare for our match because you've stepped up to the wrong bastard this time. Oh yeah and Derek I'm Tyler Vaughn and you're not although you know you wish you were.
*Tyler goes back to drinking with the kids until police sirens and lights can be seen flashing.*
Tyler: It's the cops cheese it.
*Tyler pushes the fat kid down and dips out as the cops arrive leaving this scene to fade to black.*
