Post by Mike Morrison on Jun 18, 2011 9:32:20 GMT -4
The camera switches on to see a hotel room, it pans around to see Mike Morrison sitting on a chair next to a desk, on the desk is a cup of tea. Mike is dressed in his Clockwork Orange attire. A book of the same name is in his hand. He puts it down and addresses the camera.
“Hello there my brothers, you are wondering why I am attired so and why my brothers am I doing a thing that has been done a few times before?”
Mike pauses to take a sip his tea and puts the cup back down.
“The reason I am attired like this is because I have an affinity for the main character of such a piece of literature my brothers, and has this really been done so well before my brothers?”
The camera zooms on his face; he lets off a deviant smile and continues.
“First off about this egotistical malchic Shane Borderland, now yes I have heard and witness that he has not yet lost a match my brothers, yes he can wrestle, but then so can everyone else on this show, but I ask my brothers is he ready for a dose of the ultra violent? He will know that wrestling a good match will be in vain when the strawberry sauce doth flow, and I dance around the ring better than the pagans of old. You see my brothers ego can only go so far, it doth not matter who he is affiliated with, he feels it in his gutty wuts my brother, his ego may not admit it but he has a battle on his hands and well like your humble narrator has described, I will visit a dose of the ultra violent upon him, he will get his yarbles kicked in.”
Mike goes back to sipping his tea. He finishes and puts it down.
“Second of all, this is about test for the best my brothers. I have described in my last warble that I will cause a bit of insanity during the tournament. I am true to that fact my brothers. I want to introduce more crazy outgoings to the superstars, for I feel thou needst a lesson on taking it easy and enjoying life, my brothers. You cannot entertain my brothers when thou have a problem with their guliver and they are stressed. See how much I care for you my brothers. Oh well vid thee well my brothers till next time this has been your humble narrator.”
Mike goes back to his book and the camera pans out and switches off.
“Hello there my brothers, you are wondering why I am attired so and why my brothers am I doing a thing that has been done a few times before?”
Mike pauses to take a sip his tea and puts the cup back down.
“The reason I am attired like this is because I have an affinity for the main character of such a piece of literature my brothers, and has this really been done so well before my brothers?”
The camera zooms on his face; he lets off a deviant smile and continues.
“First off about this egotistical malchic Shane Borderland, now yes I have heard and witness that he has not yet lost a match my brothers, yes he can wrestle, but then so can everyone else on this show, but I ask my brothers is he ready for a dose of the ultra violent? He will know that wrestling a good match will be in vain when the strawberry sauce doth flow, and I dance around the ring better than the pagans of old. You see my brothers ego can only go so far, it doth not matter who he is affiliated with, he feels it in his gutty wuts my brother, his ego may not admit it but he has a battle on his hands and well like your humble narrator has described, I will visit a dose of the ultra violent upon him, he will get his yarbles kicked in.”
Mike goes back to sipping his tea. He finishes and puts it down.
“Second of all, this is about test for the best my brothers. I have described in my last warble that I will cause a bit of insanity during the tournament. I am true to that fact my brothers. I want to introduce more crazy outgoings to the superstars, for I feel thou needst a lesson on taking it easy and enjoying life, my brothers. You cannot entertain my brothers when thou have a problem with their guliver and they are stressed. See how much I care for you my brothers. Oh well vid thee well my brothers till next time this has been your humble narrator.”
Mike goes back to his book and the camera pans out and switches off.
