Post by Shane Borderland on Jul 17, 2011 2:28:25 GMT -4
As the scene fades in, we are sitting in Organized Violence’s locker room. Sitting on the leather couch is Shane Borderland and Jason Kash. Sitting on the leather reclining chair is their bodyguard, Big Heavy. Heavy is well equipped with two cans of Ready Whip. The Tag Team Championships are laying on the table thats right in front of the couch. A fifty inch, flat screen T.V. hangs on the wall in front of the couch and reclining chair. They are all watching The Very Best of WCW Nitro. Kash and Shane are discussing the matches, while Heavy is spraying away.
\\Shane Borderland//
Those were the days man, when wrestling was actually wrestling.
\\Jason Kash//
Yea man, those were some good days back then.
\\Shane Borderland//
Well what are we going to do about our opponents, Harvey and Blade?
\\Jason Kash//
What you mean, what are we going to do about them? We are going to beat their asses.
\\Shane Borderland//
Well i already knew that ass. I was just asking because i have never had a match with either of them.
\\Jason Kash//
Well this is a new ass you get to kick.
\\Shane Borderland//
True. See when i came into APW, Harvey left. Then in the Test for the Best tourney, Blade lost and i never got the chance to whip his ass. So he go out lucky.
\\Jason Kash//
Well all you need to know about Harvey is, he is like origami. He folds under pressure. He is way too full of himself to know whats going on?
\\Shane Borderland//
I see, so another words we got this matched whooped?
\\Jason Kash//
Of course man, we had this from the get go. Why do you believe we are the Tag Champions? Because we are the best tag team in APW. If you think that im going to let Harvey and Blade get in between that, then you are sadly mistaken. This is our time. We will once again show everyone why we hold the gold.
\\Shane Borderland//
Hell i never did say they was going to prove us wrong, cause nobody is Kash. We do hold these belts for a reason. And that reason is exactly what you said, we are the best tag team in APW. Im not going to let Harvey and Blade beat us. Even if they did, they would have one hell of a fight for it.
\\Jason Kash//
You got that right. But to tell you the truth, i know Harvey’s big head is going to get in his way of winning this match. Thats why im not too worried about it. The kid thinks he is god or something, but i dont really see anything so great about him.
\\Shane Borderland//
Me neither actually. He got a sneak attack on us and he thinks that he is twice the wrestlers we are. Yea he thinks he can make me tap. Well Harvey, when you sneak up on someone and beat them down, its an easy target isnt it. The night you did that was like a pitbull on a three legged poodle. You know it wasnt right, but you still went for it. I like that, but i didnt like that fact that you couldnt step up and be a man that you think you are. You really want to see fight me, well just wait, in time you will get yours and so will Blade. He got lucky not facing me in the tourney. So now i can show him what he missed out on. But really Harvey, i really think you need to consider your words. Make me tap is what you think that you are going to do. Seriously man, what you think this is? A Chuck Norris flick? You want to talk about candles being held? You wouldnt make a good pimple on Chuck’s ass if you ask me. The only thing you can do is like my partner Kash said. You walk around with your head so swollen, that your ass looks like a water head. If you really think that you are that good, then i hate the fact i am the one thats going to shatter your dreams.
\\Jason Kash//
Damn man, you dont even really know these cats and to me if feels like you have been through hell with them. Especially with Harvey. But i can see where your coming from with Harvey. Yea, you have beat me before, whoopty damn do. That doesnt mean shit when you look at it. This match is on no ones turf and im going to show you that i am better than you will ever be. You nor Blade has a chance against us, because i am going to roll you up and smoke your bitch ass!
The sounds of Heavy’s Ready Whip can be heard in the background.
\\Jason Kash//
Damn Heavy, i think that can is empty man. I have been hearing that same damn noise for like five minutes now.
\\Big Heavy//
Hmmm...
\\Shane Borderland//
Come on Kash, lighten up. He is just trying to get the last little drop that he can. You know how he feels about his Ready Whip.
\\Big Heavy//
Emmm Hmmm.
\\Shane Borderland//
See. Dont let this match get under your skin.
\\Jason Kash//
This match isnt getting under my skin man, its that damn Branden Harvey. He irritates the hell out of me man, always has and always will. You will see after this match.
\\Shane Borderland//
What you mean?
\\Jason Kash//
He is like a damn leech. He will not let anything go.
\\Shane Borderland//
So in other words, he is like a selfish child?
\\Jason Kash//
Hahaha! Kind of, but trust me you will see what im talking about.
\\Shane Borderland//
To tell you the truth man, i really dont care is he develops some kind of fatal attraction on me. Hahaha! Well not in that way, but you know what i mean. I dont care if he keeps wanting to come back and keep getting his ass kicked. That doesnt bother me one damn bit if the man is too damn stupid to just walk away. Because i really know the truth, Harvey thinks he is better than me. Well i cant wait to see his face, when he wakes up and notices that he has lost to us. Blade also, dont think that im going to forget about you. I will give you the punishment that you deserve. I dont want you guys to get a big head and think that you are going to walk out of that arena with a win. Because i will do anything in my power, and i know my partner will too, to keep you guys from beating us. Although we both know that we really dont have to try hard because we already know who is going to win the match. So i hope the both of you are ready to get the ass kicking that the both of you deserve.
\\Big Heavy//
EEEMMM!
\\Shane Borderland//
What’s wrong Heavy?
\\Jason Kash//
The damn thing is empty man, get the other one.
Heavy lays the empty can of Ready Whip on the table. he picks the second one up and shakes it and tries to spray it in his mouth. Nothing comes out. The big man grunts and really starts to get angry that his spray can wont spray. All of a sudden Heavy pulls out a pocket knife, opens it and starts to puncture the can.
\\Shane Borderland//
HEAVY NO!!!
\\Jason Kash//
NNNNNOOOO!
BOOM!
The can explodes after Heavy stabbed it with the pocket knife. Whip cream was everywhere and Heavy had a few minor cuts on his hand. After they wipe the cool whip from their eyes, Shane and Kash bust out laughing as Heavy sits there with a sad look on his face.
\\Heavy//
Awwwwww.
\\Shane Borderland//
Its ok man, i will get you some more Ready Whip.
Heavy’s face lights up like he just got a brand new toy.
\\Shane Borderland//
Lets go patch those finger up.
Shane and Kash bust out laughing as Heavy gets up, holding the pocket knife in one hand and licking the whip cream around his mouth.
Fades
\\Shane Borderland//
Those were the days man, when wrestling was actually wrestling.
\\Jason Kash//
Yea man, those were some good days back then.
\\Shane Borderland//
Well what are we going to do about our opponents, Harvey and Blade?
\\Jason Kash//
What you mean, what are we going to do about them? We are going to beat their asses.
\\Shane Borderland//
Well i already knew that ass. I was just asking because i have never had a match with either of them.
\\Jason Kash//
Well this is a new ass you get to kick.
\\Shane Borderland//
True. See when i came into APW, Harvey left. Then in the Test for the Best tourney, Blade lost and i never got the chance to whip his ass. So he go out lucky.
\\Jason Kash//
Well all you need to know about Harvey is, he is like origami. He folds under pressure. He is way too full of himself to know whats going on?
\\Shane Borderland//
I see, so another words we got this matched whooped?
\\Jason Kash//
Of course man, we had this from the get go. Why do you believe we are the Tag Champions? Because we are the best tag team in APW. If you think that im going to let Harvey and Blade get in between that, then you are sadly mistaken. This is our time. We will once again show everyone why we hold the gold.
\\Shane Borderland//
Hell i never did say they was going to prove us wrong, cause nobody is Kash. We do hold these belts for a reason. And that reason is exactly what you said, we are the best tag team in APW. Im not going to let Harvey and Blade beat us. Even if they did, they would have one hell of a fight for it.
\\Jason Kash//
You got that right. But to tell you the truth, i know Harvey’s big head is going to get in his way of winning this match. Thats why im not too worried about it. The kid thinks he is god or something, but i dont really see anything so great about him.
\\Shane Borderland//
Me neither actually. He got a sneak attack on us and he thinks that he is twice the wrestlers we are. Yea he thinks he can make me tap. Well Harvey, when you sneak up on someone and beat them down, its an easy target isnt it. The night you did that was like a pitbull on a three legged poodle. You know it wasnt right, but you still went for it. I like that, but i didnt like that fact that you couldnt step up and be a man that you think you are. You really want to see fight me, well just wait, in time you will get yours and so will Blade. He got lucky not facing me in the tourney. So now i can show him what he missed out on. But really Harvey, i really think you need to consider your words. Make me tap is what you think that you are going to do. Seriously man, what you think this is? A Chuck Norris flick? You want to talk about candles being held? You wouldnt make a good pimple on Chuck’s ass if you ask me. The only thing you can do is like my partner Kash said. You walk around with your head so swollen, that your ass looks like a water head. If you really think that you are that good, then i hate the fact i am the one thats going to shatter your dreams.
\\Jason Kash//
Damn man, you dont even really know these cats and to me if feels like you have been through hell with them. Especially with Harvey. But i can see where your coming from with Harvey. Yea, you have beat me before, whoopty damn do. That doesnt mean shit when you look at it. This match is on no ones turf and im going to show you that i am better than you will ever be. You nor Blade has a chance against us, because i am going to roll you up and smoke your bitch ass!
The sounds of Heavy’s Ready Whip can be heard in the background.
\\Jason Kash//
Damn Heavy, i think that can is empty man. I have been hearing that same damn noise for like five minutes now.
\\Big Heavy//
Hmmm...
\\Shane Borderland//
Come on Kash, lighten up. He is just trying to get the last little drop that he can. You know how he feels about his Ready Whip.
\\Big Heavy//
Emmm Hmmm.
\\Shane Borderland//
See. Dont let this match get under your skin.
\\Jason Kash//
This match isnt getting under my skin man, its that damn Branden Harvey. He irritates the hell out of me man, always has and always will. You will see after this match.
\\Shane Borderland//
What you mean?
\\Jason Kash//
He is like a damn leech. He will not let anything go.
\\Shane Borderland//
So in other words, he is like a selfish child?
\\Jason Kash//
Hahaha! Kind of, but trust me you will see what im talking about.
\\Shane Borderland//
To tell you the truth man, i really dont care is he develops some kind of fatal attraction on me. Hahaha! Well not in that way, but you know what i mean. I dont care if he keeps wanting to come back and keep getting his ass kicked. That doesnt bother me one damn bit if the man is too damn stupid to just walk away. Because i really know the truth, Harvey thinks he is better than me. Well i cant wait to see his face, when he wakes up and notices that he has lost to us. Blade also, dont think that im going to forget about you. I will give you the punishment that you deserve. I dont want you guys to get a big head and think that you are going to walk out of that arena with a win. Because i will do anything in my power, and i know my partner will too, to keep you guys from beating us. Although we both know that we really dont have to try hard because we already know who is going to win the match. So i hope the both of you are ready to get the ass kicking that the both of you deserve.
\\Big Heavy//
EEEMMM!
\\Shane Borderland//
What’s wrong Heavy?
\\Jason Kash//
The damn thing is empty man, get the other one.
Heavy lays the empty can of Ready Whip on the table. he picks the second one up and shakes it and tries to spray it in his mouth. Nothing comes out. The big man grunts and really starts to get angry that his spray can wont spray. All of a sudden Heavy pulls out a pocket knife, opens it and starts to puncture the can.
\\Shane Borderland//
HEAVY NO!!!
\\Jason Kash//
NNNNNOOOO!
BOOM!
The can explodes after Heavy stabbed it with the pocket knife. Whip cream was everywhere and Heavy had a few minor cuts on his hand. After they wipe the cool whip from their eyes, Shane and Kash bust out laughing as Heavy sits there with a sad look on his face.
\\Heavy//
Awwwwww.
\\Shane Borderland//
Its ok man, i will get you some more Ready Whip.
Heavy’s face lights up like he just got a brand new toy.
\\Shane Borderland//
Lets go patch those finger up.
Shane and Kash bust out laughing as Heavy gets up, holding the pocket knife in one hand and licking the whip cream around his mouth.
Fades
