Post by Johnny "True Brit" Brown on Jul 31, 2011 7:45:58 GMT -4
It could be a town anywhere in the world. Dimly lit streets, litter blowing in the evening wind. Traffic rattles past on a major road in the distance. Dressed like the other drones that are drifting around at this late hour Johnny Brown is wearing what is soon to be his trademark bomber jacket and loose fitting jeans. What is slightly weird is the fact he still has sunglasses propped on his shaven head when the moon it hanging bloated in the sky.
Me? I’m Johnny Brown innit, you probably haven’t ‘eard of me…
That’s OK; ya see that gives me an’ advantage because I know everyone of you APW “megastars”!
The use of that noun draw a deep chuckle from our subject, his lips pull back showing the tips of his incisors. He composes himself and continues in his thick accent, albeit a mismatch of several dozen regional dialects he has amassed over the years.
‘An yes I did just do air quotes, ya see that’s because I’ve seen you all in action…
I’ve sat back home, the other side of the pond as you yanks might say; ‘an after checking out one dreary uninspired wrestling company after another I’ve decided APW does what it says on the tin, it’s Action-Packed Wrestling…
Brown crosses a road into a park, he sits on a swing; his Doc Martens firmly planted on the rubberised floor, safety first kids.
No, you may be the best of a pretty crappy bunch APW, but are you MEGASTARS?
A grimace and a headshake gives away the pending answer.
Not when you compare your selves to me! “True Brit” Johnny Brown. The embodiment of ‘Cool F’N Britannia’!
I can already hear you preparing your tea and crumpets comments, you are probably writing down all of the bad teeth, Independence days puns you can think off but I don’t subscribe to either of those myths.
My pearly whites are aligned, I don’t give a crap about some war from over 200 years ago, of course given the state of my ‘ome nation nowadays your for fathers must ‘ave been a clever bunch ‘a bastards.
But much like junkie popstars that is dead an’ buried. Let’s look to the future; Johnny Brown is coming to APW to show the world that Britain can be GREAT once again, I will show every nation on this orb that British is best.
When I rock up at Asylum someone is DEFINITELY going to head their head KICKED IN
Me? I’m Johnny Brown innit, you probably haven’t ‘eard of me…
That’s OK; ya see that gives me an’ advantage because I know everyone of you APW “megastars”!
The use of that noun draw a deep chuckle from our subject, his lips pull back showing the tips of his incisors. He composes himself and continues in his thick accent, albeit a mismatch of several dozen regional dialects he has amassed over the years.
‘An yes I did just do air quotes, ya see that’s because I’ve seen you all in action…
I’ve sat back home, the other side of the pond as you yanks might say; ‘an after checking out one dreary uninspired wrestling company after another I’ve decided APW does what it says on the tin, it’s Action-Packed Wrestling…
Brown crosses a road into a park, he sits on a swing; his Doc Martens firmly planted on the rubberised floor, safety first kids.
No, you may be the best of a pretty crappy bunch APW, but are you MEGASTARS?
A grimace and a headshake gives away the pending answer.
Not when you compare your selves to me! “True Brit” Johnny Brown. The embodiment of ‘Cool F’N Britannia’!
I can already hear you preparing your tea and crumpets comments, you are probably writing down all of the bad teeth, Independence days puns you can think off but I don’t subscribe to either of those myths.
My pearly whites are aligned, I don’t give a crap about some war from over 200 years ago, of course given the state of my ‘ome nation nowadays your for fathers must ‘ave been a clever bunch ‘a bastards.
But much like junkie popstars that is dead an’ buried. Let’s look to the future; Johnny Brown is coming to APW to show the world that Britain can be GREAT once again, I will show every nation on this orb that British is best.
When I rock up at Asylum someone is DEFINITELY going to head their head KICKED IN
