Post by Jade Jaro on Sept 7, 2011 1:34:39 GMT -4
I feel the sun on my back. I smell the chlorine from the pool and I hear the chatter of the production crew behind me. I look up at the sky, the few clouds up in the sky and the birds flying above. It was a peaceful moment but my heart was beating in my chest with anticipation. My hard work was about to pay off and it was almost time to make my debut. They were calling it a vignette. A little video to hype myself up before I actually appear on Asylum or in the ring in front of people. It was normal wrestling crap… And it was complete bullshit. I had wanted to just chat with the camera in the ring. That was where I belonged. In the ring, ready for action but APW had a different vision of me. They wanted to throw me in a bikini and put me poolside. They hoped I would bring some horny teenage boys to the television. Maybe they would turn off the internet porn and check me out instead. It was a solid though but like I said it was bullshit.
My name is Jade Jaro and I'm not the kind of girl who fucks around with bullshit I don't find important. Lucky for these production guys that I wanted in APW more then I wanted to kick their ass for this stupid idea. Punching out a producer on my first day was an awful idea… Even if it was a tempting one. I had on a pink string bikini. It was barely even a bikini too. I thankfully got to dress myself and if they wanted sex appeal I could give them a shit ton. My whole life I had been working to be the best in the ring, to shut up the doubters and become the best in the world. Now I was there and if my body would help me get ahead then so be it but when the time came to get in the ring then everyone would see the true Jade Jaro.
Marcus the Producer: Jade, babe, are you ready to do this thing?
I glanced back at the man as I kicked my feet in the water a bit. I could see a blurred reflection of myself and I smirked. I looked damn good, but I always did, and APW needed some girls to get some new viewers. They needed me.
Jade Jaro: Yeah… Should I hop in?
Marcus the Producer: Do it. Just don't get your hair wet. It looks perfect the way it is, doll.
I pushed off the cement and into the water. It only went up to my thighs and I turned around, putting my hands on the cool deck and looking up into the camera. It was my moment now. I had to introduce myself to the world. APW had never experienced a girl like me and I was going to make people take notice. If they wouldn't listen to my words then I knew they would pay attention to my body. I watched as they prepared the camera then did countdown on the producers hands before pointing to me. It was my moment.
Jade Jaro: Well, well, well… It seems like Action Packed Wrestling finally realized there wasn't any real action going on. The show is full of a bunch of annoying, macho idiots. There was no feminine appeal to the show. It had wrestling but no real action. No real drama. APW was getting kind of bland from where I was sitting. Who wants to watch the same guys fight each other when you could be looking at me? I'm the complete package and I'm exactly what APW needs to survive. I'm going to save APW from mediocrity and bring it to the forefront of wrestling…. Oh yeah, for those of you who don't know my name is Jade Jaro and I'm the future of Asylum.
I leaned forward on my hands, pushing my arms together which pushed my boobs together more. It was a cheap easy move to get people's attention. They would remember my video one way or another.
Jade Jaro: Now I'm sure there are some internet dweebs out there with a bottle of lotion and an old sock next to them all pissed off that I sold out or something. Fuck that. I wasn't working in crappy indy companies because I wanted to. I wanted to be in APW… No, I belong in APW and it was about fucking time they realized that. Asylum needed something different, something sexy and something dangerous all rolled into one which is why they brought me in. Yeah, I know most of the world right now is staring at my breasts or at my stomach or wondering what kind of bottom this bathing suit has. I'm aware that I'm the hottest thing to enter a ring since… Well since ever actually. My looks aren't what brought me to Asylum though. If APW wanted to be full of dumb models with no talent then they would of hired them already. No APW is a place where talent matters which is why it was where I've been wanting to be. I wasn't hired for my perfect breasts, my amazing ass or my good looks. Fuck no. I was hired because I am one of the best in the world inside that ring.
Now I'm sure people will think it is a load of shit. Fuck, if I was watching right now then I wouldn't believe me either. I would think that this dumb bitch in front of me is just yapping her gums and she'll never back it up. I understand that thought process but I can assure you if you are thinking that then you need to get over yourself, stop being a fucking moron and realize how wrong you are or you can just wait until they let me in that ring. Wait until you see me in my ring gear across from whatever chump they bring in to face me. Then you will see what I am truly capable of doing. Then you will watch as I deconstruct whoever it was they wanted me to fight. When it happens don't look into my eyes because in that ring I'm all business. Instead look into my opponents eyes. Watch as they slowly lose hope, they slowly realize everything is hopeless and they finally can't take it anymore. Watch as they give up and tap out. It will happen. It always does. I don't care who it is they put me against either. In the end everyone gives in to me. If I want you to tap then you will tap. If I want a guy to buy me a drink then he buys me a drink. It is how the world works and I don't care if people try to fight it because in the end they will realize it is useless to resist.
Now I could sit here and talk about how amazing I am all day. I don't need to though because as soon as I'm booked in a match I'll simply show you. I'll blow you all away when my time comes. Until then I'll watch and wait. I will watch Asylum closely to see who is the top and who needs to be taken out or maybe who needs to take me out. I'll have my way one way or another.
I smiled before I pushed up out of the water back to the cool deck. I could of winked or done some cheesy shit but I had no interest in that. Instead I just headed to my chair to grab my towel so I could get the hell away from the pool. I wanted to be in the gym, training and I wanted to be in the best shape possible for my debut.
Marcus the Producer: That was fantastic babe!
I heard the producers voice right before I felt his hand on my ass. It was a quick slap but it was enough to piss me off. I turned around and in the blink of an eye my knee was in his groin. He never saw it coming and from there I put my hand on the side of his face, shoving him as hard as I could straight into the water. He popped up a second later, taking a gasp for air.
Marcus the Producer: What the hell?
Jade Jaro: If you ever touch me again then I swear to God you'll be tasting your balls next time, got it fuckface?
Marcus the Producer: I was just goofing around.
Jade Jaro: Goof around at someone else's expensive asshole. I may of played dress up for you for this little video but I'm not your play thing. Now get the hell out of my face. I have more important people to deal with.
With that I turned, grabbing my towel off my chair and headed towards the hotel. I looked back as the camera man helped the producer out of the water. He was still holding his balls, obviously they were sore and I hoped they were. I found a sick pleasure in hurting people. Maybe it made me twisted but that was fine with me. I didn't want to do any vignettes or anything else. I wanted action and I wasn't going to be happy until I stepped into that Asylum ring.