Post by Jason Cashe on Sept 9, 2011 1:01:27 GMT -4
Sitting on one end of a see saw at a local Playground in Portland, OR. The weather much colder than down in Texas which suited Jason Kash plenty. The other end has a fat kid with clothes too small for him to be wearing. He has a lollipop in his mouth and sticky residue on the outer rim of his mouth. Kash goes up and then down as they take turns making the bench like ride more enjoyable. Kash greets the camera as in pulls into the See Saw ride. His voice comes out clear as day.
::Jason Kash::
Hello everyone! Please say hello to my See Saw buddy, Patrick or "Patty" as I've dubbed him. I figured a setting more in the realm of make believe or at least the places where children start to find their make believe. I remember playing Ninja Turtles with my friends, I kicked Shredder in the balls once and GAME OVER you know? Haha! Thing is I watched Overdrive and funny thing happened...Nathaniel Havok decided to call me out Live from Paris. Yes, the same side of the Pond where "True Bitch" comes from and where Bad Teeth and Hot Tea is made famous.
So I'll tell you what Havok. You want me to meet you in the ring? I will be at Overdrive next week. I will be there live like everyone on that roster but I will be there to do something that should have been done from day one of our little "Beef". I'm going to head hunt, I'm going to do Jeff and APW a favor by straight fucking you up. You won't have to pretend to stick out your chest and call me out because I will call you out...That is if I don't find you backstage first. I'm coming to Overdrive Havok. You've been notified.
As Kash has his knees bent on the ground with the fat kid high up on the other end, Kash quickly jumps off the see saw and down hard and fast comes the fat kid. He hits the ground, the see saw falls out from under him on the decline and he rams into it as he lands, falling back onto the ground immediately after. Kash steps to the camera, filling the screen as he grabs it and brings it close to his face.
::Jason Kash::
Now this little Twitter Battle that "True Bitch" wants to have with me is fun, cute even. Playful banter between someone with so much envy for what he wants to be. Thing is "True Bitch" most people would like to get to the things I have done and am doing right now. Double Champion? Who else is doing that right now? You envy my success and thats understandable. So does Tommy Knoxville, so does Johnny Knuckles, Adam Young or "ADUMB" Young hates my success so much that he came here thinking he could compete in a place so many more levels higher than where he was before and played the local jobber there.
You see "True Bitch" you can want to have it, you can dream about it and have that confidence thinking you can but when that bell rings, when the fans simmer down to watch the match? I take over. So continue your blowing up Twitter but when it's over and you've lost? I'll make sure to say I told you so in big letters! Keep dreaming but know the difference between dreams and reality but fear not because I will show you the difference come Asylum. It's gonna be some Playground Booshit that whips your ass and makes you Tap or Nap.
Kash walks off the screen as it flicks and just dies to a black screen.
::Jason Kash::
Hello everyone! Please say hello to my See Saw buddy, Patrick or "Patty" as I've dubbed him. I figured a setting more in the realm of make believe or at least the places where children start to find their make believe. I remember playing Ninja Turtles with my friends, I kicked Shredder in the balls once and GAME OVER you know? Haha! Thing is I watched Overdrive and funny thing happened...Nathaniel Havok decided to call me out Live from Paris. Yes, the same side of the Pond where "True Bitch" comes from and where Bad Teeth and Hot Tea is made famous.
So I'll tell you what Havok. You want me to meet you in the ring? I will be at Overdrive next week. I will be there live like everyone on that roster but I will be there to do something that should have been done from day one of our little "Beef". I'm going to head hunt, I'm going to do Jeff and APW a favor by straight fucking you up. You won't have to pretend to stick out your chest and call me out because I will call you out...That is if I don't find you backstage first. I'm coming to Overdrive Havok. You've been notified.
As Kash has his knees bent on the ground with the fat kid high up on the other end, Kash quickly jumps off the see saw and down hard and fast comes the fat kid. He hits the ground, the see saw falls out from under him on the decline and he rams into it as he lands, falling back onto the ground immediately after. Kash steps to the camera, filling the screen as he grabs it and brings it close to his face.
::Jason Kash::
Now this little Twitter Battle that "True Bitch" wants to have with me is fun, cute even. Playful banter between someone with so much envy for what he wants to be. Thing is "True Bitch" most people would like to get to the things I have done and am doing right now. Double Champion? Who else is doing that right now? You envy my success and thats understandable. So does Tommy Knoxville, so does Johnny Knuckles, Adam Young or "ADUMB" Young hates my success so much that he came here thinking he could compete in a place so many more levels higher than where he was before and played the local jobber there.
You see "True Bitch" you can want to have it, you can dream about it and have that confidence thinking you can but when that bell rings, when the fans simmer down to watch the match? I take over. So continue your blowing up Twitter but when it's over and you've lost? I'll make sure to say I told you so in big letters! Keep dreaming but know the difference between dreams and reality but fear not because I will show you the difference come Asylum. It's gonna be some Playground Booshit that whips your ass and makes you Tap or Nap.
Kash walks off the screen as it flicks and just dies to a black screen.
