Post by Jason Cashe on Sept 9, 2011 19:40:37 GMT -4
The top of a building in downtown Portland comes into view. A sky view that has clouds floating over the open space above and a few birds soaring by. Jason Kash comes into view standing on the ledge of the roof top. He has a blunt cupped in his hand, the wind blowing at it so he has to cup it to prevent the cherry from blowing off. Close up to him you can see the hairs from his facial hair moving around from the breeze of being so high up.
He has a lot on his mind these last few days. A lot of preparation to compete at the level he has been known to compete at. Not getting the chance to speak about the newest two members of the upcoming Asylum Main Event he made time to do so here today. As the wind continues to blow his voice burst out almost in a yell so that he can be heard over the passing winds.
::Jason Kash::
Here I am! It's not a bridge but it's even better than that. See I heard the comments made by APW's newest female. I heard how she thinks I should jump off a bridge because SHE doesn't understand how I am holding two Championships. SHE doesn't understand how Shane Borderland is only holding one but I am lucky enough to have two. Well Jiro-Shema! Let me include you in the not too unknown secret...I have two Championships because nobody has stepped before me to prevent that. It's pretty simple actually, I go out there like most everyone else and I perform. However the difference is that when I perform, I do it to a higher level than most of the people wondering around backstage like yourself now.
I get it though, you want to shit on the biggest dogs you can in order to be seen in a company dominated by men. I've seen that plenty of times during my 10 year career and you aren't that different from other females. You're quick to judge like most of them as well when baby it only takes 5 minutes for you to come have a conversation with me to see that I'm better than most guys. Organized Violence isn't made up of just any old two people wanting and hoping to be great. We are fucking great! Go watch something, go youtube some fucking highlights because let us get one thing if nothing else straight....I do my job each and every fucking week not because I'm some slacking off pothead retard like Tommy Knoxville but because I have the talent to be more than just average.
Yes, I smoke weed. I'm not what you think a pothead should be. I don't smoke it because it makes me look "Cool" because I'm that by nature. I smoke weed because I have anger issues and when outside of that ring it helps me relax. Calms down the urge to just teeth kick someone in the mouth. Now you can judge, throw shit my way like a dirty fucking monkey but Bitch you better learn fast that it don't take much to get me on your ass and that can be business or pleasure even inside the ring. I've fucked badder bitches than you and beaten a few better as well, ask Sally. To be fair she was a little out of it but she still has a loss next to that match. You are just another pretty face, banging body who comes into a MAN'S WORLD and thinks you can hang your big nuts low, well sweetheart...You better watch where you go swinging those nuts because like "True Bitches" dreams of becoming TapOut Champion, I crush bitch nuts and I won't hesitate to shatter yours...Borderland, learn your dog or put her to sleep...
Kash let's the blunt hit the breeze which knocks off built up ashes at the tip. He takes a few inhales, holding it all in for a deep lung fill before releasing it. The smoke breaks up quickly in the wind and disappears.
::Jason Kash::
Madok Mortalis you've returned!! YAY!! Great, the super side kick of "Pents" Weatherlight has come back to Asylum! Woo Hoo...Who cares really? You think because you took some time away that you've gotten better than before when I put you down like a dog who bit the hand of it's owner? You think now that time has passed that you can somehow forget and erase the fact that I didn't beat YOU for any Championship YOU were Champion of currently. You had already lost the TapOut title to a female that had to quit because her Passport was expired. So do me a favor and remember how things went down. You were on a roll in that match and I just beat you and became the Vacant TapOut Champion and now more than ever before, the Asylum Champions are set in stone. You can hope to beat me Madok, wish to be a Champion again but it WILL NOT be on my loss. Now if you'll excuse me....
With that, Kash flicks the blunt off the roof and Dives off over the edge. Wind smacking him in the face, his mouth filling with air as the view of the camera stays in front of him. He has a small backpack strapped on him and he pulls on a little lever and out comes a parachute which yanks at him, lifting him in the air. He eases as his descent slows down. He sticks out a thumb to the camera as the screen flickers and moves to a black screen.
He has a lot on his mind these last few days. A lot of preparation to compete at the level he has been known to compete at. Not getting the chance to speak about the newest two members of the upcoming Asylum Main Event he made time to do so here today. As the wind continues to blow his voice burst out almost in a yell so that he can be heard over the passing winds.
::Jason Kash::
Here I am! It's not a bridge but it's even better than that. See I heard the comments made by APW's newest female. I heard how she thinks I should jump off a bridge because SHE doesn't understand how I am holding two Championships. SHE doesn't understand how Shane Borderland is only holding one but I am lucky enough to have two. Well Jiro-Shema! Let me include you in the not too unknown secret...I have two Championships because nobody has stepped before me to prevent that. It's pretty simple actually, I go out there like most everyone else and I perform. However the difference is that when I perform, I do it to a higher level than most of the people wondering around backstage like yourself now.
I get it though, you want to shit on the biggest dogs you can in order to be seen in a company dominated by men. I've seen that plenty of times during my 10 year career and you aren't that different from other females. You're quick to judge like most of them as well when baby it only takes 5 minutes for you to come have a conversation with me to see that I'm better than most guys. Organized Violence isn't made up of just any old two people wanting and hoping to be great. We are fucking great! Go watch something, go youtube some fucking highlights because let us get one thing if nothing else straight....I do my job each and every fucking week not because I'm some slacking off pothead retard like Tommy Knoxville but because I have the talent to be more than just average.
Yes, I smoke weed. I'm not what you think a pothead should be. I don't smoke it because it makes me look "Cool" because I'm that by nature. I smoke weed because I have anger issues and when outside of that ring it helps me relax. Calms down the urge to just teeth kick someone in the mouth. Now you can judge, throw shit my way like a dirty fucking monkey but Bitch you better learn fast that it don't take much to get me on your ass and that can be business or pleasure even inside the ring. I've fucked badder bitches than you and beaten a few better as well, ask Sally. To be fair she was a little out of it but she still has a loss next to that match. You are just another pretty face, banging body who comes into a MAN'S WORLD and thinks you can hang your big nuts low, well sweetheart...You better watch where you go swinging those nuts because like "True Bitches" dreams of becoming TapOut Champion, I crush bitch nuts and I won't hesitate to shatter yours...Borderland, learn your dog or put her to sleep...
Kash let's the blunt hit the breeze which knocks off built up ashes at the tip. He takes a few inhales, holding it all in for a deep lung fill before releasing it. The smoke breaks up quickly in the wind and disappears.
::Jason Kash::
Madok Mortalis you've returned!! YAY!! Great, the super side kick of "Pents" Weatherlight has come back to Asylum! Woo Hoo...Who cares really? You think because you took some time away that you've gotten better than before when I put you down like a dog who bit the hand of it's owner? You think now that time has passed that you can somehow forget and erase the fact that I didn't beat YOU for any Championship YOU were Champion of currently. You had already lost the TapOut title to a female that had to quit because her Passport was expired. So do me a favor and remember how things went down. You were on a roll in that match and I just beat you and became the Vacant TapOut Champion and now more than ever before, the Asylum Champions are set in stone. You can hope to beat me Madok, wish to be a Champion again but it WILL NOT be on my loss. Now if you'll excuse me....
With that, Kash flicks the blunt off the roof and Dives off over the edge. Wind smacking him in the face, his mouth filling with air as the view of the camera stays in front of him. He has a small backpack strapped on him and he pulls on a little lever and out comes a parachute which yanks at him, lifting him in the air. He eases as his descent slows down. He sticks out a thumb to the camera as the screen flickers and moves to a black screen.
