Post by Jason Cashe on Sept 17, 2011 15:39:27 GMT -4
Some Hula Music is playing over the speakers throughout the Airport in Honolulu, Hawaii as you see Jason Kash stepping out of the airport doors. He takes a deep breath and lets the strap from his luggage drop down off his shoulder as it hits the ground at his feet. He's only been to Hawaii once in his life and that was on his Honeymoon back when he married the woman he got pregnant. Getting to know someone in a place like this is easy, nothing can spoil the beaches or the food for that matter. This time he was here to Par-Tay with no newly wed wife to nag. He grabs a guy walking past him by the arm and smiles at the complete stranger who looks Hawaiian.
::Jason Kash::
Where the weed at?! I want to smoke that Spam Loving Jungle Shit!! Ya'll like Spam here right?
::Stranger::
Haole People.....
::Jason Kash::
Ha with an "H"? Ha-ole people huh, thanks! TAXI!!
Grabbing his bag and stepping up to the nearest parked Taxi, Kash gets in the back putting his bag in before him but climbing into the backseat he nods at the driver.
::Jason Kash::
Say where can I find Ha-ole people? Did I say that right? Ha-ole?
::Taxi Driver::
You're Haole brudda..
::Jason Kash::
Wait, what? I'm Ha-ole? No, no I'm trying to find the weed on this island...Dude said Ha-ole People?
::Taxi Driver::
Hahaha Brudda, Haole is White Man. You Haole Brudda! Haha! You speak ta a stranger where to get da Pakalolo?
::Jason Kash::
The what? If that means weed then yeah! I ain't scared of no Dog the Bounty Hunter, fuck him and his big chested wife. So where the Pac-a-low-low? Right?
::Taxi Driver::
Hahaha Brudda I'm so glad you got in my cab! We go find da Pakalolo okay? Sit tight..
And off they were, Kash was itching for some of the Island Grown and since he was pretty much off duty for Asylum he would be high throughout the show as well which will be for some good times. He was anxious to get started though and had no idea where the day would take him. The only thing he wasn't interested in doing was the Ocean. He was not okay with swimming out there in the big body of water filled with creatures who bite and might kill. One of the few things he was terrified of. He couldn't take his eyes off the buildings, the smell of the strong breeze that came in from the window being half way down. He could smell the ocean, he loved to watch the ocean, peaceful but he planned on doing that much later when he could do it blazed and hazy eyed later in the evening. Eventually they came to a simple house alongside the road. Behind the house is the Ocean and Kash rubbed his hands together knowing this must be the spot. The Taxi Driver turned in his seat and and raised his eyebrows up in a nod.
::Taxi Driver::
How much pakalolo was you looking ta get?
::Jason Kash::
Can you get an Ounce? I know it gonna be expensive here but how much that gonna run?
::Taxi Driver::
Woo an ounce of Seaweed Seduction will run ya about $390-400...
::Jason Kash::
I don't wanna run out during my time so let me get one of those and then I'll roll us up some double papered joints. Sound good, this legit right?
::Taxi Driver::
Ya brudda, dis legit! Give me a minute, I'll be right back..Give me da funds!
Kash pulls out an envelope and hands over 4 crisp 100 dollar bills. He has an envelope filled with bills fresh out the bank. He was coming here knowing how expensive shit was but who knew he'd find a connect right out the Airport. He watched as the driver exits the cab and jogs up into the house. He knocks but enters right away and the door is shut. Kash looks past the house at the glossy that shines off the ocean and his mind comes into play, he thinks about how he's glad he isn't booked this next show. Not that he didn't want to compete but he appreciated the time off. He grins as he looks down at the floor board but his voice breaks through.
::Jason Kash::
Reginald and Jeff are good dudes! First and foremost thanks for giving me the week off and the chance to work the Announce team during such a GREAT match! Appreciate that fellas. If we ever end up in Amsterdam...Well I'm not sure if I'd want to compete or go get lost inside a tea shop drinking Banana Tea and smoking Spliffs but I guess we'll see when that time comes. I'm excited to be in Hawaii, more excited to be in the process of getting some Island Green.
Shit is like a kid getting his first piece of ass. I have butterflies! Now I know I shouldn't be so excited because I lost the TapOut Championship but like I've said before, how long was that even suppose to work? I wasn't fit to rep that but did solely off my own talents. It also took Havok interfering to get that strap off my waist so I'd hope Johnny Brown wouldn't get an ego off his "victory" because his victory was really that of Havok and HIS ass will be getting repayed and replayed the loss I've already put on his ass in a Tag Team match.
"True Bitch" is the new TapOut Champion and it's due fitting but now he thinking he top of the chain and that just isn't the case. He has Rico Casteel this coming show and Casteel has beaten anything and everything since Jimmy Chambers left the scene. See it was Chambers who had Casteel's number not you Brown, you can play and pretend but in the end you will see the truth. I had you beat and you know I did just as I showed in the Main Event. I cheese graded your ass and make your skin the look like chewed up meat. I told you if it took killing you for you to bleed and me to see victory that was what was going to go down. I would have made you tap but again, Havok showed up.
You could learn a lot from Havok, well other than knowing your opponents because he is incapable of learning his opponents. He just goes with Gay Jokes to hide his own insercurities and complains about Jeff and how APW isn't treating him like a Princess. Even "True Bitch" would agree that you're a chick Havok...Sad really but losing the point here, the point being that I'm in favor of Rico Casteel at Asylum. I have no interest in interfering with the match, not until it's over but know it's you Brown that I would target either way. I have my date with Rico already set in stone and even though I've lost to him in the past, I learn from that and the second time will be something different. Trust that as the truth. Trust that as fact because Brown, one on one with nobody around to help you? I win. Just like the Main Event and just like our TapOut Title match BEFORE Havok showed his face.
You can brag and hold up that belt to show the WORLD you've achieved but I was ready for an upgrade anyway so in turn Havok didn't just do you a favor, he did me one as well. I'm hard headed, I couldn't just drop the title because of my competitiveness so he helped me with doing rid of a world I am not fit to be in. I am violence, I am extreme, and it's not with weapons but these here hands that doing the pleasures of pain. The torment of the opposition. APW is seeing my hunger for violence and so has come the Extreme Elimination Chamber....I cannot wait....Oh goodie! My weed is coming now!![/font]
The taxi driver comes out from the house with a paper sack in his under arm. He rushes to the car no faster than before and gets in behind the wheel. He hands over the paper sack and Kash looks inside and pulls away from the potent smell and smiles back at the driver.
::Jason Kash::
It smells amazing! Lets go indulge in the yoshi! I need a place to hide this stuff....
The taxi drivers off as the scene breaks down and crackles into a static screen to end the promo.
::Jason Kash::
Where the weed at?! I want to smoke that Spam Loving Jungle Shit!! Ya'll like Spam here right?
::Stranger::
Haole People.....
::Jason Kash::
Ha with an "H"? Ha-ole people huh, thanks! TAXI!!
Grabbing his bag and stepping up to the nearest parked Taxi, Kash gets in the back putting his bag in before him but climbing into the backseat he nods at the driver.
::Jason Kash::
Say where can I find Ha-ole people? Did I say that right? Ha-ole?
::Taxi Driver::
You're Haole brudda..
::Jason Kash::
Wait, what? I'm Ha-ole? No, no I'm trying to find the weed on this island...Dude said Ha-ole People?
::Taxi Driver::
Hahaha Brudda, Haole is White Man. You Haole Brudda! Haha! You speak ta a stranger where to get da Pakalolo?
::Jason Kash::
The what? If that means weed then yeah! I ain't scared of no Dog the Bounty Hunter, fuck him and his big chested wife. So where the Pac-a-low-low? Right?
::Taxi Driver::
Hahaha Brudda I'm so glad you got in my cab! We go find da Pakalolo okay? Sit tight..
And off they were, Kash was itching for some of the Island Grown and since he was pretty much off duty for Asylum he would be high throughout the show as well which will be for some good times. He was anxious to get started though and had no idea where the day would take him. The only thing he wasn't interested in doing was the Ocean. He was not okay with swimming out there in the big body of water filled with creatures who bite and might kill. One of the few things he was terrified of. He couldn't take his eyes off the buildings, the smell of the strong breeze that came in from the window being half way down. He could smell the ocean, he loved to watch the ocean, peaceful but he planned on doing that much later when he could do it blazed and hazy eyed later in the evening. Eventually they came to a simple house alongside the road. Behind the house is the Ocean and Kash rubbed his hands together knowing this must be the spot. The Taxi Driver turned in his seat and and raised his eyebrows up in a nod.
::Taxi Driver::
How much pakalolo was you looking ta get?
::Jason Kash::
Can you get an Ounce? I know it gonna be expensive here but how much that gonna run?
::Taxi Driver::
Woo an ounce of Seaweed Seduction will run ya about $390-400...
::Jason Kash::
I don't wanna run out during my time so let me get one of those and then I'll roll us up some double papered joints. Sound good, this legit right?
::Taxi Driver::
Ya brudda, dis legit! Give me a minute, I'll be right back..Give me da funds!
Kash pulls out an envelope and hands over 4 crisp 100 dollar bills. He has an envelope filled with bills fresh out the bank. He was coming here knowing how expensive shit was but who knew he'd find a connect right out the Airport. He watched as the driver exits the cab and jogs up into the house. He knocks but enters right away and the door is shut. Kash looks past the house at the glossy that shines off the ocean and his mind comes into play, he thinks about how he's glad he isn't booked this next show. Not that he didn't want to compete but he appreciated the time off. He grins as he looks down at the floor board but his voice breaks through.
::Jason Kash::
Reginald and Jeff are good dudes! First and foremost thanks for giving me the week off and the chance to work the Announce team during such a GREAT match! Appreciate that fellas. If we ever end up in Amsterdam...Well I'm not sure if I'd want to compete or go get lost inside a tea shop drinking Banana Tea and smoking Spliffs but I guess we'll see when that time comes. I'm excited to be in Hawaii, more excited to be in the process of getting some Island Green.
Shit is like a kid getting his first piece of ass. I have butterflies! Now I know I shouldn't be so excited because I lost the TapOut Championship but like I've said before, how long was that even suppose to work? I wasn't fit to rep that but did solely off my own talents. It also took Havok interfering to get that strap off my waist so I'd hope Johnny Brown wouldn't get an ego off his "victory" because his victory was really that of Havok and HIS ass will be getting repayed and replayed the loss I've already put on his ass in a Tag Team match.
"True Bitch" is the new TapOut Champion and it's due fitting but now he thinking he top of the chain and that just isn't the case. He has Rico Casteel this coming show and Casteel has beaten anything and everything since Jimmy Chambers left the scene. See it was Chambers who had Casteel's number not you Brown, you can play and pretend but in the end you will see the truth. I had you beat and you know I did just as I showed in the Main Event. I cheese graded your ass and make your skin the look like chewed up meat. I told you if it took killing you for you to bleed and me to see victory that was what was going to go down. I would have made you tap but again, Havok showed up.
You could learn a lot from Havok, well other than knowing your opponents because he is incapable of learning his opponents. He just goes with Gay Jokes to hide his own insercurities and complains about Jeff and how APW isn't treating him like a Princess. Even "True Bitch" would agree that you're a chick Havok...Sad really but losing the point here, the point being that I'm in favor of Rico Casteel at Asylum. I have no interest in interfering with the match, not until it's over but know it's you Brown that I would target either way. I have my date with Rico already set in stone and even though I've lost to him in the past, I learn from that and the second time will be something different. Trust that as the truth. Trust that as fact because Brown, one on one with nobody around to help you? I win. Just like the Main Event and just like our TapOut Title match BEFORE Havok showed his face.
You can brag and hold up that belt to show the WORLD you've achieved but I was ready for an upgrade anyway so in turn Havok didn't just do you a favor, he did me one as well. I'm hard headed, I couldn't just drop the title because of my competitiveness so he helped me with doing rid of a world I am not fit to be in. I am violence, I am extreme, and it's not with weapons but these here hands that doing the pleasures of pain. The torment of the opposition. APW is seeing my hunger for violence and so has come the Extreme Elimination Chamber....I cannot wait....Oh goodie! My weed is coming now!![/font]
The taxi driver comes out from the house with a paper sack in his under arm. He rushes to the car no faster than before and gets in behind the wheel. He hands over the paper sack and Kash looks inside and pulls away from the potent smell and smiles back at the driver.
::Jason Kash::
It smells amazing! Lets go indulge in the yoshi! I need a place to hide this stuff....
The taxi drivers off as the scene breaks down and crackles into a static screen to end the promo.
