Post by JaMarcus Haze on Sept 23, 2011 20:53:56 GMT -4
The camera zooms in on JaMarcus and Leon walking down the street together in the dirty mean streets of Brooklyn. JaMarcus wears a Red Yellow and green bandana, his dreads moving with every step he takes. Leon walks with the usual swagger to his step. They both carry on a conversation until they are interrupted by 2 camera men following behind them one carries a Camera and one carries a Limbo stick in his right hand and a mic in his left hand. JaMarcus and Leon turn around almost as soon as they sensed the camera men stalking behind them.
JaMarcus: Damn you guys almost gave me a heart attack. What is it that you want now, sh** stop bothering me with your bullshi*. They are the scum of APW.
JaMarcus and Leon look over to each other and start laughing out loud. The camera men both jog up to JaMarcus and Leon. JaMarcus takes a puff of his cigar.The camera men finally reach JaMarcus and Leon. They both are out of breath. The camera man with the limbo stick and mic says while trying to catch his breath "JaMarcus, We have a message for you from APW wondering if you would like to participate in the Limbo challenge, only a few wrestlers have this opportunity. So what do you say?
Leon looks at JaMarcus with a smirk on his face. They both start to laugh at the idea.
JaMarcus: Haha, you fools think I want to do a limbo challenge? This is not 1st grade recess. We are grown men, in a professional organization. What do I look like mon. Haha.
Leon steps in and says "Marcus, this could be a good thing for you, it might get you recognized, know what I'm sayin'?
JaMarcus turns his head to Leon with an abrupt look on his face. "You cant be serious, noticed for what, being a fool? I'm no fool and you know this Leon, Get it through your head you scum bag, I have guided you your whole life and you are trying to give me advice now? Screw off mon.
The camera men are getting irritated by the second because JaMarcus is lacking to give an answer. The camera man with the limbo stick and mic: Look man are you gonna do it or not? I don't have all day and I sure as hell don't want to be in these dirty streets all night waiting for an answer, hurry up.
Leon: He's got a point brother, lets just do this and get it over with.
JaMarcus looks around for a couple seconds. "Is this some kind of prank, a joke. I don't get involved in publicity stunts, they are nothing but trouble. I need a positive reputation in APW. The answer is NO. Period!
JaMarcus takes a puff of his cigar and turns the opposite way, ready to walk away until he gets cut off by Leon. Leon says "JaMarcus! Don't you remember the days when we were children and you used to win the limbo games all the time mon? Don't you remember?
JaMarcus looks around with a look of happiness. JaMarcus: Yes I do.
Leon: Then go and do it mon, come on you can do it.
JaMarcus walks over to the man with the limbo stick. He reaches his hand out for it and says "Give me the damn stick." The camera man hands the Limbo stick over to JaMarcus. Leon steps in once again and says "That's the brother I know! But where are we gonna do this at?
They all look around until JaMarcus spots an ally not to far away from where they are standing. "Follow me y'all.
Luckily the limbo stick fits just perfectly. JaMarcus sets up the limbo stick against the ally walls and takes a deep breath. He then cracks his knuckles and his back and slowly bends his neck and his back until his spine scrapes up against the dirty pavement. Right before he completes it he lets off a loud shout of pain "AHH" But continues and finally got passed it. JaMarcus: YES I DID IT! I BEAT THE WORLD RECORD!
Leon Immediately steps in and says "Good job mon but you didn't quite beat the rec--
JaMarcus cuts Leon off and says SHUTUP you filthy rat!
JaMarcus slowly gets up off of his back and stands up, He takes one more puff of his cigar and throws it at the camera men. JaMarcus: Good day! I don't want to see you scum bags again!
JaMarcus and Leon walk off into the misty dark nights and the camera fades off.
JaMarcus: Damn you guys almost gave me a heart attack. What is it that you want now, sh** stop bothering me with your bullshi*. They are the scum of APW.
JaMarcus and Leon look over to each other and start laughing out loud. The camera men both jog up to JaMarcus and Leon. JaMarcus takes a puff of his cigar.The camera men finally reach JaMarcus and Leon. They both are out of breath. The camera man with the limbo stick and mic says while trying to catch his breath "JaMarcus, We have a message for you from APW wondering if you would like to participate in the Limbo challenge, only a few wrestlers have this opportunity. So what do you say?
Leon looks at JaMarcus with a smirk on his face. They both start to laugh at the idea.
JaMarcus: Haha, you fools think I want to do a limbo challenge? This is not 1st grade recess. We are grown men, in a professional organization. What do I look like mon. Haha.
Leon steps in and says "Marcus, this could be a good thing for you, it might get you recognized, know what I'm sayin'?
JaMarcus turns his head to Leon with an abrupt look on his face. "You cant be serious, noticed for what, being a fool? I'm no fool and you know this Leon, Get it through your head you scum bag, I have guided you your whole life and you are trying to give me advice now? Screw off mon.
The camera men are getting irritated by the second because JaMarcus is lacking to give an answer. The camera man with the limbo stick and mic: Look man are you gonna do it or not? I don't have all day and I sure as hell don't want to be in these dirty streets all night waiting for an answer, hurry up.
Leon: He's got a point brother, lets just do this and get it over with.
JaMarcus looks around for a couple seconds. "Is this some kind of prank, a joke. I don't get involved in publicity stunts, they are nothing but trouble. I need a positive reputation in APW. The answer is NO. Period!
JaMarcus takes a puff of his cigar and turns the opposite way, ready to walk away until he gets cut off by Leon. Leon says "JaMarcus! Don't you remember the days when we were children and you used to win the limbo games all the time mon? Don't you remember?
JaMarcus looks around with a look of happiness. JaMarcus: Yes I do.
Leon: Then go and do it mon, come on you can do it.
JaMarcus walks over to the man with the limbo stick. He reaches his hand out for it and says "Give me the damn stick." The camera man hands the Limbo stick over to JaMarcus. Leon steps in once again and says "That's the brother I know! But where are we gonna do this at?
They all look around until JaMarcus spots an ally not to far away from where they are standing. "Follow me y'all.
Luckily the limbo stick fits just perfectly. JaMarcus sets up the limbo stick against the ally walls and takes a deep breath. He then cracks his knuckles and his back and slowly bends his neck and his back until his spine scrapes up against the dirty pavement. Right before he completes it he lets off a loud shout of pain "AHH" But continues and finally got passed it. JaMarcus: YES I DID IT! I BEAT THE WORLD RECORD!
Leon Immediately steps in and says "Good job mon but you didn't quite beat the rec--
JaMarcus cuts Leon off and says SHUTUP you filthy rat!
JaMarcus slowly gets up off of his back and stands up, He takes one more puff of his cigar and throws it at the camera men. JaMarcus: Good day! I don't want to see you scum bags again!
JaMarcus and Leon walk off into the misty dark nights and the camera fades off.
