Post by 2nd Generation Saints on Dec 18, 2011 23:26:08 GMT -4
Cameras follow Cid Phoenix & Dan Bochner, as they run through the parking lot and start high-tailing it back to their hotel. They've just beaten down members of the Red Shield Mafia and are eager to get to celebrating like a pair of rockstars. They get to Dan's SUV, when a voice behind them says...
"There you are, you sonofabitch!"
Cid turns around and is punched right in the jaw. Down he goes, seated on his ass, as Dan quickly runs around the car and looks. Suddenly Dan starts laughing, as the cameras an over and reveal "Sexy" Rhonda Vixen standing there arms crossed frowning down at Cid.
DAN: Hey, Sexy!
RHONDA: Hey yourself, Dan. Tough luck on your match, but I DID see the beating you guys put on those Red Shield Mafia goons! They're still all laid out in a heap. I think I even heard one of them making weird "whistling" noises.
She looks down at Cid who is in shock holding his jaw.
RHONDA: Well, you just gonna sit there holding your mug like an idiot or are you gonna welcome your girlfriend?
Cid gets up, dusting himself off and walks forward slowly.
CID: Rhonda, I didn't know you--
[glow=red,2,300]WHAM!!![/glow]
Rhonda jumps onto Cid with a Lou Thesz press, knocking him back down to the floor. The back of Cid's head smacks aginst the concrete floor and his eyes go glazed, as Rhonda plants kisses all over his face. Dan winces as he watches the entire debacle.
DAN: Damn! Love really DOES hurt!
Rhonda gets up onto her feet and pulls Cid up onto his feet. Spaghetti-legged, he smiles at Dan like a dummy, as she hugs him. Dan just shakes his head and looks around.
DAN: Okay, this certainly was a beautiful reunion and all, but I don't wanna be around when those guys wake up, so can we go now?
RHONDA: I'm coming too!
DAN: WHAT?!?
RHONDA: Listen Dan. I came here all the way from Las Vegas to be with my man! I'm not letting him out of my sight!
Dan rolls his eyes.
DAN: Fine. Okay. Just get in the damn car!
Dan runs around to the drivers seat as Rhonda opens up the back seat and shoves Cid inside. He hits his head on the way in.
CID: OUCH!
RHONDA: Oh, shut up you big baby!
Rhonda climbs in alongside Cid and shuts the door. Dan starts the engine and peels out and tears out of the parking lot and down the street as cameras fade to black.
"There you are, you sonofabitch!"
Cid turns around and is punched right in the jaw. Down he goes, seated on his ass, as Dan quickly runs around the car and looks. Suddenly Dan starts laughing, as the cameras an over and reveal "Sexy" Rhonda Vixen standing there arms crossed frowning down at Cid.
DAN: Hey, Sexy!
RHONDA: Hey yourself, Dan. Tough luck on your match, but I DID see the beating you guys put on those Red Shield Mafia goons! They're still all laid out in a heap. I think I even heard one of them making weird "whistling" noises.
She looks down at Cid who is in shock holding his jaw.
RHONDA: Well, you just gonna sit there holding your mug like an idiot or are you gonna welcome your girlfriend?
Cid gets up, dusting himself off and walks forward slowly.
CID: Rhonda, I didn't know you--
[glow=red,2,300]WHAM!!![/glow]
Rhonda jumps onto Cid with a Lou Thesz press, knocking him back down to the floor. The back of Cid's head smacks aginst the concrete floor and his eyes go glazed, as Rhonda plants kisses all over his face. Dan winces as he watches the entire debacle.
DAN: Damn! Love really DOES hurt!
Rhonda gets up onto her feet and pulls Cid up onto his feet. Spaghetti-legged, he smiles at Dan like a dummy, as she hugs him. Dan just shakes his head and looks around.
DAN: Okay, this certainly was a beautiful reunion and all, but I don't wanna be around when those guys wake up, so can we go now?
RHONDA: I'm coming too!
DAN: WHAT?!?
RHONDA: Listen Dan. I came here all the way from Las Vegas to be with my man! I'm not letting him out of my sight!
Dan rolls his eyes.
DAN: Fine. Okay. Just get in the damn car!
Dan runs around to the drivers seat as Rhonda opens up the back seat and shoves Cid inside. He hits his head on the way in.
CID: OUCH!
RHONDA: Oh, shut up you big baby!
Rhonda climbs in alongside Cid and shuts the door. Dan starts the engine and peels out and tears out of the parking lot and down the street as cameras fade to black.
