The ASBO five (minus
Alisha Bailey) all stand guarded as they stare unimpressed by the figure who stands on the other side of them. The entire atmosphere can be best described as extremly awkard.
Rudy Wade: Alright, so this is some bullshit right here. Your telling me I came here to do community service – and our probation workers haven't been seen for days?
No response from the misfits – until
Nathan Young pipes up.
Nathan Young: How do we know you aren't some kind of under cover coppa' here to bust us for several crimes we may or may have not done – like concealing a dead bodies from the police and our probation workers?
The misfits all look at
Nathan Young cursing under his breathe for making it obvious. Several seconds later,
Alisha Bailey walks in talking on her cellphone and stops dead in her tracks as her eyes meet with Rudy Wade.
Alisha Bailey: What the fuck is he doing here?
Kelly looks at
Alisha.Kelly Bailey: You know him don't ya? The two of you had a shag some years ago, didn't ya?
The ASBO five stare at
Rudy Wade who looks like he's about to be sick – he tries to make his way to the bathroom but
Simon Bellamy dissapears and re-appears right in front of
Rudy Wade stopping him from going any further – that's when
Rudy Wade's emotional half jumps out of his body.
Nathan Young: Now that's one hell of a mindfuck. He just gave birth to a grown man. That's some shit you'll never see on discovery channel!
The emotional
Rudy Wade approaches
Alisha Bailey, who crosses her arms.
Rudy Wade emo: You'll never understand how much you hurt me. I almost killed myself on that night because of you.
Rudy Wade: Hey, don't you listen to him. He's just practicing his role in some shitty romantic comedy, just ignore him and go on about your day, really.
Rudy Wade emo: I loved you.
Rudy Wade: Oh, come on mate.
Rudy Wade emo: I loved you and you broke my fucking heart.
Alisha Bailey: Fuck off, okay!?
Alisha snaps before running out of the community centre trying to cry.
Simon gives
Rudy Wade a dirty look as he quickly follows behind
Alisha – both leaving the community centre together.
Curtis Donovan: Well, he has a power – he's defintely one of us.
Nathan Young looks at the new guy with jealousy in his eyes.
Nathan Young: Alright, he can roll with the A- Team but if this new guy thinks he's going to show up Mr. Immortality with his bullshit emo baby man making powers he's got another thing coming to him!
Rudy Wade overhears
Nathan Young who nerously responds with a fake smile.
Kelly Bailey: Well, none of this explains what in the fookin' hell we are gonna do to get rid of this milk guy who tried to kill Nathan last week.
Curtis Donovan: He could be coming for the rest of us anyday now.
Rudy Wade emo: You mean someone is trying to kill us? Aw, man! Now why would someone go on and do something as fucked up as that for?
Curtis Donovan: We have our ideas...
...
Nathan Young shrugs his shoulders.
Nathan Young: Ah, fuck this shit. I'm going to bed. What the hell do I care? I am freakin' Immortal!
SWITCH SCENE -Alisha is walking down an alleyway with a franctic pace as
Simon Bellamy struggles to follow closely behind.
Simon Bellamy: This isn't a good idea, Alisha. We have our powers for a reason.
Alisha Bailey: No, Simon. You have a power for a reason. This bullshit power I have is a curse not a fucking blessing!
Simon Bellamy: What if we're meant to be superheros?
Alisha stops by a door turns around and crosses her arms tightly to her chest – she can't help but smile.
Alisha Bailey: Simon, we are NOT meant to be superheros.
Simon apprehensively acknowledges her point with a nervous nod of the head.
Alisha Bailey: This guy said he can fix everything for me. He's going to take my power and everything is going to be okay.
Simon Bellamy: Then I'm coming in there with you – just to be sure nothing bad happens.
Alisha Bailey smiles as she turns her back on
Simon Bellamy, who arches his head back – let's out a scream and turns invisible.
Alisha Bailey enters the facility as a small body guard steps aside and let's her (and unknowingly
Simon) into the building.
Alisha Bailey takes a seat as
Seth spins around in his chair.
Seth: Buying or selling?
Alisha Bailey: Trading.
Seth raises an eyebrow.
Seth: I don't think that was an option – but for a pretty girl like you? I think I can make something happen. So, what's your power?
Alisha Bailey: Well... I can... you see when I...
Seth raises an eyebrow as
Alisha Bailey lets out a sigh.
Alisha Bailey: I have the ability to make any man or female want to fuck the shit out of me when I touch them – okay!?
Seth can't help but giggle at the notion.
Seth: There's virgins all over the estate that would pay big money for a power like that.
Alisha rolls her eyes.
Alisha Bailey: So what am I going to get in return?
Seth: We'll think of something.
Seth stretches out his hand.
Alisha looks at it apprehensively but after several seconds – she grabs
Seths hand. A bright white light shines blinding them both and then... it's over.
Seth: Thanks for coming.
Alisha Bailey dumbfounded and feeling light headed steps to her feet.
Alisha slowly walks towards the exit and
Simon Bellamy becomes visible again – together they leave hand in hand.
- SWITCH SCENE, COMMUNITY CENTER -Alisha and
Simon arrive back at the community center as the other misfits sit around playing cards in the community center.
Nathan Young: How nice of you love birds to join us.
Curtis Donovan notices something.
Curtis Donovan: How the fuck are you two holding hands?
Nathan Young: A better question would be is – why the fuck you two are holding hands? I'm feeling really proud of you right now Barry...
Alisha and
Simon quickly part ways as they join the group.
Alisha Bailey: Guys, I traded my power.
Kelly Bailey: You fookin did what?
Alisha sighs.
Curtis Donovan: You traded your power? For what?
Alisha Bailey: I don't know yet.
Nathan Young: Well that sounds oddly counter productive – does it not? Come now, let's test it out.
Alisha Bailey nods her head as she looks straight forward – her pupils grow until her entire eye is a black time hole. She finds herself in a hospital bed – literally staring at the wall. Several seconds later – a doctor comes into view and suddenly she see's the doctor seize up a the spirit is transfered from one body into the next snapping
Alisha Bailey out of her vision.
Alisha Bailey: I saw someone laying in a bed, a doctor came in and they did some weird vodoo body swap shit it was fucked up!
Kelly Bailey: Then do it again, will ya!?
Alisha Bailey once again uses her power but this time she's in the body of the doctor looking down a a coma patient – quickly she snaps out of it.
Alisha Bailey: The girl in the coma – she's in the doctors body!
Simon Bellamy: Do you know these people?
Alisha shakes her head side to side.
Alisha Bailey: No... but I think I can find where they are.
-HOSPITAL-The misfits all stand in the room surrounding the female coma patient laying down in the bed. Her boyfreind
Dom looks up at the misfits confused to what they are doing there.
Dom: Who the hell are you guys?
Rudy Wade emo takes a seat beside
Dom.Rudy Wade emo: I know this is hard to take and everything but your girlfriend isn't who you think she is and it's kinda sad.
Dom is confused as
Alisha Bailey pipes up.
Alisha Bailey: Your girlfriend swapped bodies with a doctor here. The person inside her right now is someone else. They're stuck in her body.
Dom: What the fuck are you talking about?
Dom stands up to call for security but right in-front of him he watches as
Simon Bellamy turns invisible.
Nathan Young: Yeah, that's right. He just did what you think he just did. So don't fuck around!
Dom stumbles backwards in fear.
Dom: So what the hell are you guys going to do about it!? You need to help me find the doctor so I can get her back!
Curtis Donovan shakes his head side to side.
Curtis Donovan: I'm afraid we can't do that.
Curtis Donovan reaches over and tugs the live support wires out of their respective sockets. The heart monitor quickly starts to jump out of control as
Dom falls over the body of his girlfriend
Jen – the coma patient as he cries hysterically.
Nathan Young: Aw, man. Someone check that guy for a pulse, he's heartless!
Kelly Bailey: Let's get the fookin hell out of here!
The misfits quickly scramble as they make their escape from the hospital – once they return to the community center they're starting to regret what they have done.
Alisha Bailey: You guys are so fucked up, do you know that!?
Curtis Donovan snaps back.
Curtis Donovan: Your power is fucked up! Out of all the people you could have seen do something it was her – it had to mean something bigger! We had no choice.
Nathan Young: This really sucks. She was pretty hot for a coma patient.
The misfits all turn around and look at Nathan Young with complete and utter discomfort and discust as the scene comes to a close.
Dead day 2 (lynched): Gubayama – Jen – Body Snatcher - TownDeadline for night actions is 4:00 PM EST Wensday - so get them in ASAP! Thanks everyone! It is now night phase. No talking!