Post by T-Marv on Jan 3, 2013 11:32:23 GMT -4
In the ballroom of the Venetian, the sounds of Mumford and Suns illuminate the air as the patrons of Terry Marvin’s New Years Eve Party.
We see the Olsen Twins dancing with Roy Speede and Aziz Ansari as they all laugh and have a good time. Mary-Kate Olsen occasionally turns her back to the boys and slips her hand up to her nose before turning back to the guys, getting particularly close to Roy Speede.
Speede turns to Aziz’s ear and can be heard whispering “Dude, I’m gonna be in the middle of a Olsen Twin Sandwich!” And the two share a little high five and are about to turn back to the Olsen Twins when APW’s newest signee Hannah Lee Dreams nearly TACKLES Roy Speede as she gets real close to his face.
“OH MY GOD! It’s Roy Speede! You’re awesome, just awesome. Can I have your autograph?” Hannah is jumpy and giddy as she shoves her autograph book in the face of Speede.
Roy, extremely annoyed at this intrusion at first, notices the extremely jealous look given off by Mary Kate Olsen. He then smiles and nods at Hannah. “Absolutely my dear. And how bout a Kiss to seal the deal?” Roy finishes signing the book and gives Hannah a peck on the cheek. She bounces away excited, and from that point on Mary Kate dances especially close to Roy, not letting her hands off him.
We see Michael Callahan at the bar Ordering a drink and being extremely upset when the Bartender refuses to make him a “Damn Shirley Temple” and instead is stuck with a Cosmopolitan. He takes a sip of his drink, expecting the worse. As the drink hits his lips, his eyes light up and he is delightfully surprised. He downs the rest of his drink and orders two more. HE takes his drink and turns around coming face to face with Olivia Wilde!
“Hey, aren’t you that chick from house?” Callahan blurts out.
“Hey, aren’t you that right wing nut job from APW?” Olivia spars back with a smile on her face.
Impressed by her moxie, Callahan reluctantly offers Olivia one of his Cosmos before sitting down at the bar with her and engaging in a long discussion about something or other.
Our host of the party, Terry Marvin is making his rounds with Olivia Munn on his arm, just chatting her ear off as he passes World Heavyweight Champion Phil Atken who is teaching a small seminar about how to Properly shine your belt!
“Lookie here… It’s the Undisputed Champion with not QUITE as shiny a belt as yours truly. You must shine it counter clockwise….tisk tisk. Everyone knows that the proper way of shining is in a clockwise spiral working your way out from the center like so!”
Phil demonstrates how to shine this belt as everyone watching just looks at each other, rolls their eyes and systematically get up to walk away. Terry just laughs and shakes his head.
“Wait! Come back and touch my shiny belt!”
Terry continues on laughing and chatting with Ms. Munn.
In the main area of the lounge, we see Chris Hart, Sam Strachon, and Evan Envi all standing around Kate Upton who is excitedly talking about her Sports Illustrated swimsuit shoot and describing in great detail exactly where her one bikini cuts into her. The guys are basically hanging on every word.
“Unfortunately in this one shot they have me running on the beach. Well this thing is not ment to support these puppies. So as I run….I just bounce and bounce.” As she talks she hops up and down perfectly displaying the bouncing motion as one of her breasts hits Sam Strachon in the chin knocking him back and on his back. Instead of getting up, he just lays there with a smile on his face.
Meanwhile Hart and Envi both try to put an arm around Kate as she continues to talk about herself. They fight behind her back to see which one gets the arm around. Envi reaches for a glass of wine to toss at Hart who ducks sending the liquid right into the face of Kanye West!
“Why would you do that man?” Kanye says getting in Evan’s face! “Are you racist or something? HEY EVERYONE! This guy doesn’t like Black People!” The party stops in a dead silence completely uncomfortable for Evan. This gives Chris the chance to slip away with Kate Upton as they go somewhere a little more quiet to talk.
“Hey, you got any blow? I’m jonsing.” Kate whispers to Chris who smiles.
“Oh, I think I got a little something you can blow.”
Through the doors of the ballroom walks the New Era World Champion and Survive and Conquer entrant James Stall. Marvin sees him and immediately greets him with a handshake. James winces in pain as he looks completely beat to shit.
“Glad you could make it James.” Terry says with a smile on his face. “Sorry to see you so beat up, hopefully this doesn’t affect your performance in Survive and conquer….I’d hate to win our little wager by default.”
James flashes a grin. “Well this is what a REAL fighting champion looks like. And don’t worry, I’ll be 100 percent by the time Survive and Conquer comes around.”
Terry smirks and pats James on the back harder than normally jolting the champ a bit and causing him to brace against the bar. He orders himself a drink and greets some other wrestlers who recognize him, congratulating him on his recent title defense.
We flash to the door of the men’s bathroom. A loud flush can be heard as the door swings open. Anyone near the door winces from the horrible aroma flowing from the bathroom as Jason Kash steps out with a satisfied smile on his face.
“For the love of GOD Kash” Terry Marvin says as he holds his nose walking past… “What the fuck did you do in there.”
“Just admiring the facilities Champ!” Jason says with a smile. “Now, where are those playboy bunnies at… They all want a piece of the toothless wonder.” Jason walks by Marvin who is trying to prevent Olivia Munn from puking at the smell.
He walks up to Hugh Hefner and shakes the man’s hand. “Sir, it is truly an honor to meet you. You are a god amongst men.” Hugh smiles and nods at Kash….then wonders why the hell his hand is wet as he wipes it off on his robe.
Kash then turns to the playboy bunnies gathered around. “Hey chicks, wanna see what I can do with my tongue?”
Just then, Roy Speede approaches Kash from behind and… PANTS HIM! The ladies laugh as Speede runs off with Mary Kate in hand laughing loudly as well. Kash struggles to pull his pants up and then just completely stops and nods at the bunnies. “See anything you like ladies?”
WE see Johnny Knuckles standing in the middle of the dance floor completely alone dancing and singing “What is Love” even though the song playing doesn’t even remotely resemble it. Some people pass by and look at him oddly, but he pays them no attention.
Suddenly he stops and pulls out a big piece of chalk and writes the numbers “26” and “13” on the floor and smiles at his handy work.
He then notices Jason Kash standing across the room in his Boxers chasing a couple playboy bunnies around. He glares at him and cracks his knuckles.
“Look at all these fancy foods!” The voice of Streets Wilson rings out. Streets stands out like a sore thumb as everyone around him looks in trying not to snicker.
“Yeah, waiter give me one of those Fil-et Mcnon! And when is that little guy coming around with those Horsedrivers again. Those little things were delicious!” The people standing around burst out into laughter. Streets smiles thinking he cracked some sort of brilliant joke or something.
“Bartender, can you poor me a black tea or something?” He says with a smile.
“You should drink Green Tea” says the voice of martial arts legend Jet Li who moves a little slowly as cables hang down from the rafters attached to his arms and back.
“What the heck are those” Streets points at the wires.
“What are what?” Jet Li looks around, ignoring the cables. He then hands Streets a cup of tea. “Here, try this, Green tea is much better.”
Streets knocks the tea out of his hands. “You will die for your blasphemoy”
Both men jump up and start trading blows in the most choreographed fight sequence anyone has ever seen. The crowd around seems to enjoy it though as Terry Marvin looks on shaking his head at the shenanigans. Jet Li jumps in the air to avoid a kick by Streets but never comes back down as the wires get stuck and keep him dangling up there. Streets just laughs, and shoves Jet hard so that he swings like a pendulum before going back to his Tea.
We zoom over to the Bar where Kurt Noble sits next to a chattery Kylie Demens. He does his 4th or so shot of some sort of whiskey before chasing it down with a beer. He ignores Kylie as he glares at Chris Hart and Amy Noble who are engaged in a spirited conversation with Kate Upton who seems to shiver and shake at not getting her fix!
“So aren’t you glad you came out to this party Kurty? Kurt? KURT!” Kylie tries to get his attention.
HE stares strait on at his ex wife and ex best friend. “Oh yeah, just thrilled”
“Come on man, you need to let loose a little” Kylie says before jumping up off the stool and grabbing his arm. “Come dance with me!”
“No” Kurt scowls before ordering another from the bartender.
“Come on, it’ll be fun.”
Kurt notices Amy Noble now staring back at him. He finishes off his beer and shrugs… “Why the hell not”
He stumbles to his feet and puts his arms around Kylie as they begin to dance WAY too close to Amy Noble. Noble reaches his hands low on Kylie while keeping an eye on Amy who gets red in the face and walks away. Noble smiles as Kylie seems to dig it, whether she’s being used or not.
In one of the penthouse rooms where the party is also swinging… We see Jair Hopkins and Anthony Bailey sitting on a couch chilling with Kevin Hart. Kevin says something that causes J-Hop and Bailey to almost spit out their drink laughing so hard.
“Lookie here, it’s the Dying Breed. What’s up playas!” They look up to see Justin Beiber looking like a little douche bag. He shakes hands with Bailey and JHop before sitting down with them and just hanging out.
In this room there seems to be a DJ and a stage set up as the DJ comes over the loud speaker. “Ladies and Gentlemen, we’re gonna start some Karaoke right now… do we have any takers?”
Nobody volunteers for a minute till Anthony Bailey and J-Hop look at each other and shrug. They head towards the stage as Tasha laughs and shakes her head.
Anthony Bailey and J-Hop dazzle us with a rendition of “REGULATORS” to the grand delight of the crowd!
In the same Penthouse room, Level One looks on with a scowl as Justin Beiber and Selena Gomez hangs out with the cast of Jersey shore. Kia Lewinter stands next to him.
“Justin Beiber is a cancer to our society. He gives Canada a bad name, and lowers my celebrity status prestige. And what’s worse are those Reality TV punks. Something Must be done!” Level One smiles as an idea pops into his head.
He whispers something into Kia’s ear. Kia smiles then focuses on Justin and walks right toward him. She stops right in front of Beiber’s face getting his attention. She slaps him hard in the face! “You son of a Bitch”
Justin seems surprised and Selena jumps back in shock. Kia starts to cry. “You fuck me in the back of the limo and then NEVER CALL ME BACK! What is the matter with you!” She cries and runs off.
Selena Gomez glares at Justin as they begin to argue back and forth. Justin is confused and at a lost for words and Selena slaps him in the face and runs off with tears in her eyes. Level One follows her and hands her a tissue.
“There there, it’s nothing to get upset about. That guy is just a little punk. You’re better than that. You need somebody who treats you better.” Level One says with his fake sympathy. “Let me get you a drink…or ten”
Upset Selena follows Level One who has a devious smile on his face!
Back in the grand ballroom we see Michael Lively, Sabur, and Paul Giamani all standing in a group looking at a couple of floosies walking by.
Michael Scowls “What is up with all these sluts at this party. Don’t they understand that there place is at home in the kitchen, not out whoring up the galaxy.”
Paul shakes his head. “IT’s a sad state of affairs when chicks don’t know their place in this world. I mean look at this attention whores just looking for a little famous dick so they can sue the pants off of some guy. Bitch dresses like than then cries Rape when I try to stick it in her ass….it’s just not right!”
Michael laughs. “I hear you man it’s like…..” His voice trails off as something catches his eye. His face resembles one of extreme anger.
Sabur sees this and puts his arm on his shoulder. “Michael, what’s wrong man.” Sabur follows Michael’s eyes and then sighs. “Oh No”
Paul seems lost. “What is it?”
They all look over and we see Kristen Stewart standing next to Rob Pattenson and Taylor Laughtner. “It’s the twilight BITCH” Lively screams out loud enough for almost everyone to hear. “OF all the people in the world she’s the one I want to choke the most.”
Sabur and Paul try to calm Lively down, but the free flowing alcohol is too much to sustain him. He struts over to the twilight cast and flashes them a smile.
“Mind if I get a picture guys?” They all smile and move to accomindate him, but when they do Michael lashes out with a SUPER KICK right into the midsection of Kristen sending her down and out. Her two boy toys move to make sure she’s alright as security is right there to drag Michael out… “WORTH IT!”
Seinna Harrison is talking with Ashley Olsen as Alexander Duvall stands idly by.
“Please, your lame excuse for a fashion line is a joke. You couldn’t dress cage full of monkeys, let alone the movers and shakers of this world!”
She continues arguing with Ashley until someone else catches her eye. She grabs Duvall’s arm and walks over to Jennifer Anniston who just arrived at the party. She begins buttering her up while being unable to keep her hands off of Duvall who seems genuinely bored.
Delikado struts through the crowd with his hoard of bitches around him. He looks around smiling. “Where’s that Giant Ball that drops…. No ladies, not the one in my pants. I think it’s a MASSIVE bong or something.”
He smiles continuing to look around while his bitches say absolutely nothing and just smile….like they were told to do. “I heard that thing gives you the most awesome fucked-up-ness EVAR!” HE laughs as people around him notice his rantings and look on.
As he passes through the party, he encounters Al Pacino who has his own posse of beauties that almost completely mirrors his. They stop and stare at each other for a second.
They both wear the same confused look on their face. When Deli raises his hand… Al raises his mirroring him. They both reach out and touch each other’s faces contemplating what it means.
They both then shrug at the same time and move on!
We see the Olsen Twins dancing with Roy Speede and Aziz Ansari as they all laugh and have a good time. Mary-Kate Olsen occasionally turns her back to the boys and slips her hand up to her nose before turning back to the guys, getting particularly close to Roy Speede.
Speede turns to Aziz’s ear and can be heard whispering “Dude, I’m gonna be in the middle of a Olsen Twin Sandwich!” And the two share a little high five and are about to turn back to the Olsen Twins when APW’s newest signee Hannah Lee Dreams nearly TACKLES Roy Speede as she gets real close to his face.
“OH MY GOD! It’s Roy Speede! You’re awesome, just awesome. Can I have your autograph?” Hannah is jumpy and giddy as she shoves her autograph book in the face of Speede.
Roy, extremely annoyed at this intrusion at first, notices the extremely jealous look given off by Mary Kate Olsen. He then smiles and nods at Hannah. “Absolutely my dear. And how bout a Kiss to seal the deal?” Roy finishes signing the book and gives Hannah a peck on the cheek. She bounces away excited, and from that point on Mary Kate dances especially close to Roy, not letting her hands off him.
We see Michael Callahan at the bar Ordering a drink and being extremely upset when the Bartender refuses to make him a “Damn Shirley Temple” and instead is stuck with a Cosmopolitan. He takes a sip of his drink, expecting the worse. As the drink hits his lips, his eyes light up and he is delightfully surprised. He downs the rest of his drink and orders two more. HE takes his drink and turns around coming face to face with Olivia Wilde!
“Hey, aren’t you that chick from house?” Callahan blurts out.
“Hey, aren’t you that right wing nut job from APW?” Olivia spars back with a smile on her face.
Impressed by her moxie, Callahan reluctantly offers Olivia one of his Cosmos before sitting down at the bar with her and engaging in a long discussion about something or other.
Our host of the party, Terry Marvin is making his rounds with Olivia Munn on his arm, just chatting her ear off as he passes World Heavyweight Champion Phil Atken who is teaching a small seminar about how to Properly shine your belt!
“Lookie here… It’s the Undisputed Champion with not QUITE as shiny a belt as yours truly. You must shine it counter clockwise….tisk tisk. Everyone knows that the proper way of shining is in a clockwise spiral working your way out from the center like so!”
Phil demonstrates how to shine this belt as everyone watching just looks at each other, rolls their eyes and systematically get up to walk away. Terry just laughs and shakes his head.
“Wait! Come back and touch my shiny belt!”
Terry continues on laughing and chatting with Ms. Munn.
In the main area of the lounge, we see Chris Hart, Sam Strachon, and Evan Envi all standing around Kate Upton who is excitedly talking about her Sports Illustrated swimsuit shoot and describing in great detail exactly where her one bikini cuts into her. The guys are basically hanging on every word.
“Unfortunately in this one shot they have me running on the beach. Well this thing is not ment to support these puppies. So as I run….I just bounce and bounce.” As she talks she hops up and down perfectly displaying the bouncing motion as one of her breasts hits Sam Strachon in the chin knocking him back and on his back. Instead of getting up, he just lays there with a smile on his face.
Meanwhile Hart and Envi both try to put an arm around Kate as she continues to talk about herself. They fight behind her back to see which one gets the arm around. Envi reaches for a glass of wine to toss at Hart who ducks sending the liquid right into the face of Kanye West!
“Why would you do that man?” Kanye says getting in Evan’s face! “Are you racist or something? HEY EVERYONE! This guy doesn’t like Black People!” The party stops in a dead silence completely uncomfortable for Evan. This gives Chris the chance to slip away with Kate Upton as they go somewhere a little more quiet to talk.
“Hey, you got any blow? I’m jonsing.” Kate whispers to Chris who smiles.
“Oh, I think I got a little something you can blow.”
Through the doors of the ballroom walks the New Era World Champion and Survive and Conquer entrant James Stall. Marvin sees him and immediately greets him with a handshake. James winces in pain as he looks completely beat to shit.
“Glad you could make it James.” Terry says with a smile on his face. “Sorry to see you so beat up, hopefully this doesn’t affect your performance in Survive and conquer….I’d hate to win our little wager by default.”
James flashes a grin. “Well this is what a REAL fighting champion looks like. And don’t worry, I’ll be 100 percent by the time Survive and Conquer comes around.”
Terry smirks and pats James on the back harder than normally jolting the champ a bit and causing him to brace against the bar. He orders himself a drink and greets some other wrestlers who recognize him, congratulating him on his recent title defense.
We flash to the door of the men’s bathroom. A loud flush can be heard as the door swings open. Anyone near the door winces from the horrible aroma flowing from the bathroom as Jason Kash steps out with a satisfied smile on his face.
“For the love of GOD Kash” Terry Marvin says as he holds his nose walking past… “What the fuck did you do in there.”
“Just admiring the facilities Champ!” Jason says with a smile. “Now, where are those playboy bunnies at… They all want a piece of the toothless wonder.” Jason walks by Marvin who is trying to prevent Olivia Munn from puking at the smell.
He walks up to Hugh Hefner and shakes the man’s hand. “Sir, it is truly an honor to meet you. You are a god amongst men.” Hugh smiles and nods at Kash….then wonders why the hell his hand is wet as he wipes it off on his robe.
Kash then turns to the playboy bunnies gathered around. “Hey chicks, wanna see what I can do with my tongue?”
Just then, Roy Speede approaches Kash from behind and… PANTS HIM! The ladies laugh as Speede runs off with Mary Kate in hand laughing loudly as well. Kash struggles to pull his pants up and then just completely stops and nods at the bunnies. “See anything you like ladies?”
WE see Johnny Knuckles standing in the middle of the dance floor completely alone dancing and singing “What is Love” even though the song playing doesn’t even remotely resemble it. Some people pass by and look at him oddly, but he pays them no attention.
Suddenly he stops and pulls out a big piece of chalk and writes the numbers “26” and “13” on the floor and smiles at his handy work.
He then notices Jason Kash standing across the room in his Boxers chasing a couple playboy bunnies around. He glares at him and cracks his knuckles.
“Look at all these fancy foods!” The voice of Streets Wilson rings out. Streets stands out like a sore thumb as everyone around him looks in trying not to snicker.
“Yeah, waiter give me one of those Fil-et Mcnon! And when is that little guy coming around with those Horsedrivers again. Those little things were delicious!” The people standing around burst out into laughter. Streets smiles thinking he cracked some sort of brilliant joke or something.
“Bartender, can you poor me a black tea or something?” He says with a smile.
“You should drink Green Tea” says the voice of martial arts legend Jet Li who moves a little slowly as cables hang down from the rafters attached to his arms and back.
“What the heck are those” Streets points at the wires.
“What are what?” Jet Li looks around, ignoring the cables. He then hands Streets a cup of tea. “Here, try this, Green tea is much better.”
Streets knocks the tea out of his hands. “You will die for your blasphemoy”
Both men jump up and start trading blows in the most choreographed fight sequence anyone has ever seen. The crowd around seems to enjoy it though as Terry Marvin looks on shaking his head at the shenanigans. Jet Li jumps in the air to avoid a kick by Streets but never comes back down as the wires get stuck and keep him dangling up there. Streets just laughs, and shoves Jet hard so that he swings like a pendulum before going back to his Tea.
We zoom over to the Bar where Kurt Noble sits next to a chattery Kylie Demens. He does his 4th or so shot of some sort of whiskey before chasing it down with a beer. He ignores Kylie as he glares at Chris Hart and Amy Noble who are engaged in a spirited conversation with Kate Upton who seems to shiver and shake at not getting her fix!
“So aren’t you glad you came out to this party Kurty? Kurt? KURT!” Kylie tries to get his attention.
HE stares strait on at his ex wife and ex best friend. “Oh yeah, just thrilled”
“Come on man, you need to let loose a little” Kylie says before jumping up off the stool and grabbing his arm. “Come dance with me!”
“No” Kurt scowls before ordering another from the bartender.
“Come on, it’ll be fun.”
Kurt notices Amy Noble now staring back at him. He finishes off his beer and shrugs… “Why the hell not”
He stumbles to his feet and puts his arms around Kylie as they begin to dance WAY too close to Amy Noble. Noble reaches his hands low on Kylie while keeping an eye on Amy who gets red in the face and walks away. Noble smiles as Kylie seems to dig it, whether she’s being used or not.
In one of the penthouse rooms where the party is also swinging… We see Jair Hopkins and Anthony Bailey sitting on a couch chilling with Kevin Hart. Kevin says something that causes J-Hop and Bailey to almost spit out their drink laughing so hard.
“Lookie here, it’s the Dying Breed. What’s up playas!” They look up to see Justin Beiber looking like a little douche bag. He shakes hands with Bailey and JHop before sitting down with them and just hanging out.
In this room there seems to be a DJ and a stage set up as the DJ comes over the loud speaker. “Ladies and Gentlemen, we’re gonna start some Karaoke right now… do we have any takers?”
Nobody volunteers for a minute till Anthony Bailey and J-Hop look at each other and shrug. They head towards the stage as Tasha laughs and shakes her head.
Anthony Bailey and J-Hop dazzle us with a rendition of “REGULATORS” to the grand delight of the crowd!
In the same Penthouse room, Level One looks on with a scowl as Justin Beiber and Selena Gomez hangs out with the cast of Jersey shore. Kia Lewinter stands next to him.
“Justin Beiber is a cancer to our society. He gives Canada a bad name, and lowers my celebrity status prestige. And what’s worse are those Reality TV punks. Something Must be done!” Level One smiles as an idea pops into his head.
He whispers something into Kia’s ear. Kia smiles then focuses on Justin and walks right toward him. She stops right in front of Beiber’s face getting his attention. She slaps him hard in the face! “You son of a Bitch”
Justin seems surprised and Selena jumps back in shock. Kia starts to cry. “You fuck me in the back of the limo and then NEVER CALL ME BACK! What is the matter with you!” She cries and runs off.
Selena Gomez glares at Justin as they begin to argue back and forth. Justin is confused and at a lost for words and Selena slaps him in the face and runs off with tears in her eyes. Level One follows her and hands her a tissue.
“There there, it’s nothing to get upset about. That guy is just a little punk. You’re better than that. You need somebody who treats you better.” Level One says with his fake sympathy. “Let me get you a drink…or ten”
Upset Selena follows Level One who has a devious smile on his face!
Back in the grand ballroom we see Michael Lively, Sabur, and Paul Giamani all standing in a group looking at a couple of floosies walking by.
Michael Scowls “What is up with all these sluts at this party. Don’t they understand that there place is at home in the kitchen, not out whoring up the galaxy.”
Paul shakes his head. “IT’s a sad state of affairs when chicks don’t know their place in this world. I mean look at this attention whores just looking for a little famous dick so they can sue the pants off of some guy. Bitch dresses like than then cries Rape when I try to stick it in her ass….it’s just not right!”
Michael laughs. “I hear you man it’s like…..” His voice trails off as something catches his eye. His face resembles one of extreme anger.
Sabur sees this and puts his arm on his shoulder. “Michael, what’s wrong man.” Sabur follows Michael’s eyes and then sighs. “Oh No”
Paul seems lost. “What is it?”
They all look over and we see Kristen Stewart standing next to Rob Pattenson and Taylor Laughtner. “It’s the twilight BITCH” Lively screams out loud enough for almost everyone to hear. “OF all the people in the world she’s the one I want to choke the most.”
Sabur and Paul try to calm Lively down, but the free flowing alcohol is too much to sustain him. He struts over to the twilight cast and flashes them a smile.
“Mind if I get a picture guys?” They all smile and move to accomindate him, but when they do Michael lashes out with a SUPER KICK right into the midsection of Kristen sending her down and out. Her two boy toys move to make sure she’s alright as security is right there to drag Michael out… “WORTH IT!”
Seinna Harrison is talking with Ashley Olsen as Alexander Duvall stands idly by.
“Please, your lame excuse for a fashion line is a joke. You couldn’t dress cage full of monkeys, let alone the movers and shakers of this world!”
She continues arguing with Ashley until someone else catches her eye. She grabs Duvall’s arm and walks over to Jennifer Anniston who just arrived at the party. She begins buttering her up while being unable to keep her hands off of Duvall who seems genuinely bored.
Delikado struts through the crowd with his hoard of bitches around him. He looks around smiling. “Where’s that Giant Ball that drops…. No ladies, not the one in my pants. I think it’s a MASSIVE bong or something.”
He smiles continuing to look around while his bitches say absolutely nothing and just smile….like they were told to do. “I heard that thing gives you the most awesome fucked-up-ness EVAR!” HE laughs as people around him notice his rantings and look on.
As he passes through the party, he encounters Al Pacino who has his own posse of beauties that almost completely mirrors his. They stop and stare at each other for a second.
They both wear the same confused look on their face. When Deli raises his hand… Al raises his mirroring him. They both reach out and touch each other’s faces contemplating what it means.
They both then shrug at the same time and move on!
