Post by Buckson Gooch on Mar 23, 2013 20:43:58 GMT -4
My plate is full for Rasslemania IX. Some say I'll focus on one match more than another. That's not true. Both matches are getting my full attention. I've been working on cardio like a mad man. I'll be ready for a long night of wrestling and I'm looking forward to tasting victory.
I'm making goals for myself in my training and I'm meeting them.
I'm making goals for myself in my wrestling, and I'm meeting those...sooner than later.
I'm making goals on my farm, and I took a road to make that work more effective.
I'm goal oriented and Rasslemania is a big night for Buckson Gooch. This is the event that will let people know that Buckson Gooch isn't just a guy who talks funny, but he is a threat to anyone he steps into the ring with.
He's taken some of the best in APW and taken them to the limit. They'll admit it.
Interference caused Tommy Knoxville and me to not be the #1 contenders...that won't be happening tomorrow night. The other tag teams have their hands more than full.
Natural Born Killaz...you'll have our undivided attention.
NBK. We meet again.
Second verse, same as the first? You guys lucked out that there was interference the first time, yet Leon says if we win it will be a fluke?
You guys should be embarrassed. You’ve been teaming for how long and you couldn’t beat two guys who had never teamed up?
Most competitors would be humbled by their incompetence, but it seems that you guys glory in it. You carry the banner of delusions of grandeur as well as the banner for perversions and degenerates.
Your promos are disgusting.
I hope the police are watching both of you as men like you usually end up arrested and charged with a sex crime of some type. You’d probably blame the system instead of looking in the mirror and realizing that you were responsible.
You guys just can’t seem to be accountable for your actions.
What are you going to say when Tommy Knoxville and I win at Rasslemania? What excuse can you make? Tommy Knoxville and I seem to be on a roll. You are getting a different team. A team that is turning into a well oiled machine.
While Knoxville and I are very different people, we have one very similar goal. We strive to be the best that we can be.
What about you boys?
Tommy and I don’t make excuses, we do what we do. We fight because we like it. We became wrestlers because of the competition. I dig that about Tommy. That’s another reason I don’t respect either of you.
You guys aren’t taking this match seriously. Jake Titan hasn’t even shown up. Perhaps APW officials need to check jail records to see if he’s spending some time in the slammer. I wouldn’t be shocked.
The reality is, you guys are going to be steam rolled. You’re going to be run over. You are going to see what true synergy is.
The Natural Born Killaz are going to be a taught a lesson...if they learn from it, it’s up to them.
Once we are past them, they are in the rear view mirror for me to not care about. They can continue to wrestle in obscurity. Quite frankly, they both make me sick.
I can’t stand perverts.
You boys are in for a beating. You’re going to be hurt. There’s no avoiding it now, unless you just don’t show up.
The time to answer for your lame insults and lack of respect is looming.
Remember, this is your fault.
Every morning, Buckson Gooch wakes up at 4:30 A.M. He makes some coffee and goes out to do his chores. These chores keep the farm functioning well. Normally it takes him 5 hours to finish all of his duties, and that’s not including plowing the ground in preparation of Spring...but today is a new day.
The PossomGrape Powerhouse walks out of the barn and wipes the sweat from his brow. The dingy longjohns soak up his sweat. His overalls are dark from frequent use and from use and hard work.
Today’s work finished early.
Why? How?
Buckson Gooch bought a new horse.
The money he’s making allows him to update his farm, but he doesn’t want to update too much. He loves the work. He loves the hard work that it takes to keep up the farm. Buckson Gooch doesn’t take the easy way, he does things the right way, the tried and true successful way.
Buck walks up the old wooden steps and opens the screen door and barrels into the kitchen. Annabelle is in the midst of cooking breakfast for him. He’s made it a habit to drink coffee early and then take a little bit later breakfast. Annabelle is surprised to see him finished so quickly. She knew there was land to be plowed today. While somewhat unconventional, Buck prefered to use his trusty blue roan Simmons to plow...but how did Buck get finished so quickly?
Annabelle Gooch: Buck, what are you doing here so early?
Annabelle is curious and a tad miffed. She prided herself on having breakfast ready for him. Buck never put her up to that, but she wanted that to be the routine. Buck smiles really big showing the missing teeth in his mouth.
Buckson Gooch: I bought a new horse.
Annabelle Gooch: A new horse?
Buckson Gooch: Yeah. I bought another blue roan. I haven’t figured out a name yet, but I’m sure something will come up.
Annabelle Gooch: Why did you buy a new horse?
Buckson Gooch: Synergy. One horse has one horsepower. You’d think that two horses would have two horsepower, but when they work together they are actually more powerful. Synergy is a neat concept and it proved effective today in plowing the land.
Annabelle Gooch: Sounds like you and Tommy Knoxville.
Buckson Gooch: We’re horses?
Annabelle Gooch: No, silly. You guys are working well together.
Buckson Gooch: Yeah, we are. I’ll admit I’m surprised. I never thought that Tommy Knoxville would be a guy that I would click with. He and I are polar opposites in just about all aspects of life...except for one very important one. A desire to win. We aren’t a conventional tag team. I barely knew the guy when we were paired up. I still don’t know him all that well. But I know I can rely on him.
Annabelle Gooch: Wasn’t he one of the ones that tried to throw you out in the Rumble?
Buckson Gooch: Yeah, he was. But that was the Rumble, not a tag match. It was every man for himself and I’m cool with that. One thing I’m not cool with is the Natural Born Killaz.
Annabelle Gooch: Of course you aren’t, you’re facing them at Rasslemania.
Buckson Gooch: This goes deeper than that. These guys are low lifes. Perverts. Jake Titan is one touch away from having to register as a sex offender and Leon Roberts is one step away from having his kids taken away.
Buckson is shaking with anger.
Buckson Gooch: There was a pervert in the neighborhood when I was a kid. He didn’t get to me, but he would watch the young girls as they walked to school. He would sit out in his car and fondle himself. We would tell the crossing guard, but he didn’t believe us. It wasn’t until watching wasn’t enough and he attacked one of my classmates that law enforcement stepped in. That girl lost her innocence because of that pervert. My blood boils at people even joking about it. The Natural Born Killaz are going to see a different side of Buckson Gooch than anyone else has. I like to fight for competition, but this match, I’ll be fighting to discipline them.
Annabelle prepares Buck’s plate. Eggs, bacon, toast, and grits.
Buckson Gooch: These guys will answer for their sins...and they will answer for the sins of that pervert. That man who preyed on young children.
Buck wipes away a tear of anger and regret.
Buckson Gooch: I should’ve done something.
Annabelle Gooch: You were a little boy, what could you have done?
Buckson shakes his head.
Buckson Gooch: I don’t care that this is a #1 Contenders match...I want to teach NBK a lesson. The world doesn’t need scum bags like them. The moral decay of our society is led by degenerates like them. I know that Tommy is ready...and I’m ready too. We’ll work together and we’ll work together well.
Buckson lowers his head and says a silent prayer. He looks back up and digs in to breakfast.
Buckson Gooch: Thank you for breakfast, Annabelle. It’s delicious as always.
Annabelle leans down and kisses Buck on the forehead.
Annabelle Gooch: You’re a good man, Buckson Gooch. Remember who you are.
Buck knew what she meant, she didn’t want me to maim NBK...he nodded at her...he couldn’t make any promises...The camera fades out as Buck digs into the grits.
I'm making goals for myself in my training and I'm meeting them.
I'm making goals for myself in my wrestling, and I'm meeting those...sooner than later.
I'm making goals on my farm, and I took a road to make that work more effective.
I'm goal oriented and Rasslemania is a big night for Buckson Gooch. This is the event that will let people know that Buckson Gooch isn't just a guy who talks funny, but he is a threat to anyone he steps into the ring with.
He's taken some of the best in APW and taken them to the limit. They'll admit it.
Interference caused Tommy Knoxville and me to not be the #1 contenders...that won't be happening tomorrow night. The other tag teams have their hands more than full.
Natural Born Killaz...you'll have our undivided attention.
NBK. We meet again.
Second verse, same as the first? You guys lucked out that there was interference the first time, yet Leon says if we win it will be a fluke?
You guys should be embarrassed. You’ve been teaming for how long and you couldn’t beat two guys who had never teamed up?
Most competitors would be humbled by their incompetence, but it seems that you guys glory in it. You carry the banner of delusions of grandeur as well as the banner for perversions and degenerates.
Your promos are disgusting.
I hope the police are watching both of you as men like you usually end up arrested and charged with a sex crime of some type. You’d probably blame the system instead of looking in the mirror and realizing that you were responsible.
You guys just can’t seem to be accountable for your actions.
What are you going to say when Tommy Knoxville and I win at Rasslemania? What excuse can you make? Tommy Knoxville and I seem to be on a roll. You are getting a different team. A team that is turning into a well oiled machine.
While Knoxville and I are very different people, we have one very similar goal. We strive to be the best that we can be.
What about you boys?
Tommy and I don’t make excuses, we do what we do. We fight because we like it. We became wrestlers because of the competition. I dig that about Tommy. That’s another reason I don’t respect either of you.
You guys aren’t taking this match seriously. Jake Titan hasn’t even shown up. Perhaps APW officials need to check jail records to see if he’s spending some time in the slammer. I wouldn’t be shocked.
The reality is, you guys are going to be steam rolled. You’re going to be run over. You are going to see what true synergy is.
The Natural Born Killaz are going to be a taught a lesson...if they learn from it, it’s up to them.
Once we are past them, they are in the rear view mirror for me to not care about. They can continue to wrestle in obscurity. Quite frankly, they both make me sick.
I can’t stand perverts.
You boys are in for a beating. You’re going to be hurt. There’s no avoiding it now, unless you just don’t show up.
The time to answer for your lame insults and lack of respect is looming.
Remember, this is your fault.
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Every morning, Buckson Gooch wakes up at 4:30 A.M. He makes some coffee and goes out to do his chores. These chores keep the farm functioning well. Normally it takes him 5 hours to finish all of his duties, and that’s not including plowing the ground in preparation of Spring...but today is a new day.
The PossomGrape Powerhouse walks out of the barn and wipes the sweat from his brow. The dingy longjohns soak up his sweat. His overalls are dark from frequent use and from use and hard work.
Today’s work finished early.
Why? How?
Buckson Gooch bought a new horse.
The money he’s making allows him to update his farm, but he doesn’t want to update too much. He loves the work. He loves the hard work that it takes to keep up the farm. Buckson Gooch doesn’t take the easy way, he does things the right way, the tried and true successful way.
Buck walks up the old wooden steps and opens the screen door and barrels into the kitchen. Annabelle is in the midst of cooking breakfast for him. He’s made it a habit to drink coffee early and then take a little bit later breakfast. Annabelle is surprised to see him finished so quickly. She knew there was land to be plowed today. While somewhat unconventional, Buck prefered to use his trusty blue roan Simmons to plow...but how did Buck get finished so quickly?
Annabelle Gooch: Buck, what are you doing here so early?
Annabelle is curious and a tad miffed. She prided herself on having breakfast ready for him. Buck never put her up to that, but she wanted that to be the routine. Buck smiles really big showing the missing teeth in his mouth.
Buckson Gooch: I bought a new horse.
Annabelle Gooch: A new horse?
Buckson Gooch: Yeah. I bought another blue roan. I haven’t figured out a name yet, but I’m sure something will come up.
Annabelle Gooch: Why did you buy a new horse?
Buckson Gooch: Synergy. One horse has one horsepower. You’d think that two horses would have two horsepower, but when they work together they are actually more powerful. Synergy is a neat concept and it proved effective today in plowing the land.
Annabelle Gooch: Sounds like you and Tommy Knoxville.
Buckson Gooch: We’re horses?
Annabelle Gooch: No, silly. You guys are working well together.
Buckson Gooch: Yeah, we are. I’ll admit I’m surprised. I never thought that Tommy Knoxville would be a guy that I would click with. He and I are polar opposites in just about all aspects of life...except for one very important one. A desire to win. We aren’t a conventional tag team. I barely knew the guy when we were paired up. I still don’t know him all that well. But I know I can rely on him.
Annabelle Gooch: Wasn’t he one of the ones that tried to throw you out in the Rumble?
Buckson Gooch: Yeah, he was. But that was the Rumble, not a tag match. It was every man for himself and I’m cool with that. One thing I’m not cool with is the Natural Born Killaz.
Annabelle Gooch: Of course you aren’t, you’re facing them at Rasslemania.
Buckson Gooch: This goes deeper than that. These guys are low lifes. Perverts. Jake Titan is one touch away from having to register as a sex offender and Leon Roberts is one step away from having his kids taken away.
Buckson is shaking with anger.
Buckson Gooch: There was a pervert in the neighborhood when I was a kid. He didn’t get to me, but he would watch the young girls as they walked to school. He would sit out in his car and fondle himself. We would tell the crossing guard, but he didn’t believe us. It wasn’t until watching wasn’t enough and he attacked one of my classmates that law enforcement stepped in. That girl lost her innocence because of that pervert. My blood boils at people even joking about it. The Natural Born Killaz are going to see a different side of Buckson Gooch than anyone else has. I like to fight for competition, but this match, I’ll be fighting to discipline them.
Annabelle prepares Buck’s plate. Eggs, bacon, toast, and grits.
Buckson Gooch: These guys will answer for their sins...and they will answer for the sins of that pervert. That man who preyed on young children.
Buck wipes away a tear of anger and regret.
Buckson Gooch: I should’ve done something.
Annabelle Gooch: You were a little boy, what could you have done?
Buckson shakes his head.
Buckson Gooch: I don’t care that this is a #1 Contenders match...I want to teach NBK a lesson. The world doesn’t need scum bags like them. The moral decay of our society is led by degenerates like them. I know that Tommy is ready...and I’m ready too. We’ll work together and we’ll work together well.
Buckson lowers his head and says a silent prayer. He looks back up and digs in to breakfast.
Buckson Gooch: Thank you for breakfast, Annabelle. It’s delicious as always.
Annabelle leans down and kisses Buck on the forehead.
Annabelle Gooch: You’re a good man, Buckson Gooch. Remember who you are.
Buck knew what she meant, she didn’t want me to maim NBK...he nodded at her...he couldn’t make any promises...The camera fades out as Buck digs into the grits.
