Post by The Main Attraction on Apr 19, 2013 15:24:21 GMT -4
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The scene opens up from Asunción, Paraguay. We currently join “The Main Attraction” Young Mannie, Uncle Charlie and Alec Quartermain. The trio has been riding around since early this morning inside the MA Express tour bus, the reason being because “The Main Attraction” has taken time out of his busy schedule to give back. Now when we say giveback…We mean rejuvenating a community, reaffirming their commitment, and most importantly leaving an impact on Asunción that will leave memories and stories for generations to come. Now maybe you’re asking yourself what exactly can Mannie do too leave such an impact, and even more where would you even start? Well I’m glad you’re curious because The MA Express has just arrived to the American School of Asunción. That’s right “The Main Attraction is going to take his time to giveback to Paraguay by influencing some of the country’s “Youngest & Brightest”.
“Nike! Please tell me this is the wrong school?”
“Sorry nephew according the GPS and “ASA” on the front this entrance it seems to be the right place.”
“Damn well just make Alec that I don’t take any pictures or sign autographs today, I can have that leaking back to Adidas they’ll drop me for sure if I’m caught posing with Nike anywhere near me. So you got me?”
“No problem boss It would be my pleasure and besides I could use the activity.”
“Good man…”
Now if you’re not familiar with the American School of Asunción then let me be your tour guide, so let’s get this started shall we. The international school has been known to host students who have gone off to graduate from Harvard, Princeton, and Yale to just to name a few; The school is credited in America as well and is renown as one of the best schools in the country. So of course it would make sense for Uncle Charlie choosing the perfect place for “The Main Attraction” to make his impact. The trio is walking around the school campus as they admire some of the accolades of it. From the get go we can see Mannie & Company swarmed by some high school students who want pictures & autographs, but they’re quickly swerved out the way by Alec Quartermain who won’t have any of it. Mannie & Uncle Charlie smirk as Alec clears the way for them to go inside, as they walk in they’re greeted by a female named Ms. Perez.
Now here are the things you need to know about Miss Perez is that she’s a tall, thick size, beautiful woman with curves so heavenly that it would have you jumping in the waters of Lake Minnetonka if you know what I mean U-Bitch-U! But back to Miss Perez she is just breathtaking, so breathtaking in fact that Mannie makes his first move on her.[/color]
“After you my lady…”
Mannie kisses Miss Perez’s hand who begins blush before responding
“Well aren’t you quite the charmer, Mister…”
“It’s Mannie…”
“Oh that’s nice Manuel. Well I’m Miss Perez the Dean’s Assistant and I will be the one taking to see the teacher whose classroom you will be visiting, I’ve been expecting you for a while. Now let me say & please except our humble apology as a school for The Dean not greeting you himself but he’s on a personal matter. So if you would now follow me gentleman we will then be on our way. ”
Miss Perez winks as Mannie can’t help but smile at her, so as the trio and Miss Perez move along the hallways Uncle Charlie pulls Mannie back a bit letting Miss Perez & Alec keep going.
“Nephew!”
“What?”
“I know that look!”
“What look?”
“I’ll tell you what look it is, it’s that same look I had when I saw that ASS coming from across the room. Now you can’t fool me nephew I raised you.”
“Okay so what if I had the look?”
“Well it’s not the look that I’m worried about, it’s about the fact that you weren’t looking at her ass or even her face.”
“What are you talking about? I was staring at her!”
“Nah nephew it kills me to say this but It seems me you more fixated on what she was actually saying.”
As we all know this painful for Uncle Charlie as he is “The Original Playa for the Himalayas” but it seems he’s losing his nephew
“Nah Uncle…I wasn’t listening to her I was looking at her boobies.”
“No no no…There’s no need in lying its already too late for you nephew, you’re in love and there is nothing I can do or say to convince you otherwise.”
“I just met so how can you tell from a look?”
“It’s easy because that was the same look you had when first met Shanell. I remember watching you on T.V. that night, I could just read your reaction like a book.”
“Wow it was that obvious?”
“I wouldn’t say that necessarily but a true “Playa” can always tell.”
“So I guess you’re mad at me hunh?”
“Nah nephew actually it’s good to see you smile that again but come on we got work to do.”
Mannie & Uncle Charlie finally catch up with Alec & Miss Perez who are already standing outside the room, The trio & Miss Perez talk over some last minute details as the teacher is finishing up her math lesson plan.
“Is there anything else I can help you with gentleman?”
“Well how long exactly is my nephew getting to speak and is there anything you want him to mention?”
“Well he’ll have the 30 minutes but if he finishes before then that’s fine as well and no whatever you have planned is fine.”
“Well I have a question for you Miss Perez.”
“Sure what is it?”
Mannie approaches her in a suave manner and responds
“So I just need to know what time can I pick you up tonight?”
Miss Perez tries not to stare him in the eyes before answering
“Well would look at the time I do believe it’s about time for you to start your session Mr. Manuel.”
“You can just call me Manuel and alright Miss Perez you can dodge the question for now but I’m coming back for that answer.”
The teacher is now ready to make the announcement as she grabs everyone wants attention who is not paying attention & talking
“Silence everyone!”
The teacher has spoken but still nobody pays her any mind
“I said Silencio!”
Everyone who wasn’t paying attention just now quickly straightens up & gives her the proper respect. The teacher now begins to introduce “The Main Attraction” who seems to be more than ready.
“Today is a very special day for us children because we have a special guest here with us who will be coming up shortly to talk to you. Now I want you all to give your full attention as I bring him up. Our guest today children has been all over the world, he’s an internationally known and has been seen by most of you or by your older siblings, and if not them then your parents. So children please put your hands together for Action Packed Wrestling Luchador “The Main Attraction” Young Mannie!
Mannie and Uncle Charlie now enter the classroom as Alec just stands off on the side along with Miss Perez. Mannie & Uncle finally take a full view of the classroom as their expressions read “What have we gotten ourselves into?”
Mannie & Uncle Charlie nod at each other as Mannie will speak first in English as Uncle Charlie will follow up in Spanish.
“Hello kids. (Hola chicos.)”
Meanwhile back on the side we see Miss Perez who is talking to Alec
“Hey I didn’t know Mr. Charlie could speak Spanish.”
“Yeah I didn’t nether until he told something along the lines of “All true playas know the languages of love”, after I heard that I just nodded my head”
Both of them share a laugh as they are now joined by the teacher, who at first had only saw Miss Perez walk in but while walking over she couldn’t help but notice Alec’s large frame.
“Oh, Dios mío ... eres tan grande ¿te importa si lo toco?”
Alec makes an unsure face that reads curiosity & nervousness, as this goes on Miss Perez slips out of the room to check back on the office.
“Excuse me?”
But as we go back upfront Mannie is already taking questions
“Yes you with the blue canister.”
“Hola Mr. Mannie”
“Hola and what is your name? (y ¿cuál es su nombre?)”
“Mi nombre es Juan.”
“Okay Juan what is your question? (Bueno Juan ¿cuál es su pregunta?)”
Bueno, estoy viendo la lucha libre todo el tiempo en casa. Así que me preguntaba qué crees que podría ser un luchador de un día?
“What did he say?”
“He said…Well I watch wrestling all the time at home. So I was wondering do you think I could be a wrestler one day?”
“Oh okay Juan so you want to know if you can be a wrestler too one day? So here what I can do I’m going answer your question with a question, are you ready? (Oh bien Juan por lo que desea saber si puede ser un luchador también un día? Así que aquí lo que puedo hacer yo voy responder a su pregunta con otra pregunta, ¿estás listo?)”
“Sí, estoy listo.”
“Good so tell me this Juan, can you do a knip up? (Bueno por lo que me dijo esto Juan, ¿puedes hacer una knip arriba?)”
“Knip arriba?”
“Well I don’t need a translation to tell me that you can’t so the answer is No you can’t be a wrestler Juan. You can’t be one because you have no athletic ability. (Bueno, yo no necesito una traducción para decirme que no se puede por lo que la respuesta es No, no puedes ser un luchador Juan. No puede ser uno porque no tiene la capacidad atlética.)”
As Uncle Charlie translate you can tell the boy is heartbroken as he begins to cry & Mannie just shrugs, meanwhile back near the door the teacher is still making passes at Alec
“Please!”
“Ahhh Senora…Don’t get my wrong now I do find you to be very attractive but I find this to be an inappropriate time.”
The teacher has now taken it upon herself to whisper “Sweet-Nothings” in her ear of Alec who seems to don’t mind, but as go back up front with Mannie the fun has seem to only begun as he’s already on question number 4.
“Next question…Umm yeah how about you in the blue shirt from The Diary of a Kid. ( Siguiente pregunta ...Umm, sí ¿y tú en la camisa azul del diario de un niño)”
“You Suck! (Sie saugen!)”
In a unexpected response the kid can not only speak just speak English but happens to be also German. The teacher is ready to correct & punish him but Mannie waves her off allowing the kid to speak his mind.
“That’s okay I want to hear this…Uncle Charlie I guess your job is done, so I got it from here.”
Uncle Charlie pounds Mannie’s fist as he sits on the edge of the desk behind them, allowing Mannie to handle his business.
“Well would you look at that? You speak English and German, now aren’t you special… So why don’t you tell me why do I suck?”
“Because APW with my daddy and we both say Stefan Raab is the best!”
Mannie begins to smirk while turning back to look at Uncle Charlie
“Don’t you just love irony? Hmm coming from a German native I would expect that, I mean you are German right?”
“Yes my dad is a Diplomat.”
Mannie begins to stroll over towards the kid, after which he squats down & mocks the kid with baby voices
“Ohhh! You’re daddy is a daddy is a diplomat?”
“Yeah!”
“Well you want to know something?”
“What?”
“I don’t care! You want to know why I don’t care?”
“No…”
“Well guess what? I’m going to tell you anyway because on Daddy’s best day he couldn't even do a handful of the things I do inside a ring, let alone in a gym.”
“Yes he can!”
“No he can’t and you know how I know he can’t do it?”
"How?"
“Well I'm not a scientist but judging by your weight Tubby, when’s the last time you tied you own shoes?”
The kid is silent as he can’t remember but Mannie response regardless
“Yeah like I thought Tubby! Your dad might a very important person in Germany much like Stefan but together they both something in common. They're both irrelevant in America & APW. So here's what you can do, the next time you have the idea to challenge someone make sure you at least have the gumption to be educated properly on their background…Oh yeah if you don’t know what the word gumption means? Then I suggest you stay in school and stop watching people on T.V. like Stefan Raab who seems to be ruining his country with an garbage product as it’s been resulting in obese children like you. Now good day Roulie!”
The kid is at a lost of words as he now crying as well, but to no avail does Mannie care because he signals to Uncle Charlie & Alec that its time to roll. So as they begin to leave Uncle Charlie rubs it in by laughing in the kid’s face, as Mannie & company leave the classroom heading up the hallways they run back into Miss Perez. Miss Perez has just finished checking the office and she wanted to see how the session went.
“So how did it go Mr. Manuel?”
“It was good we had a good time now don't be alarm when you go back because there are a few kids who couldn’t handle the truth, but overall I think they got the point of the life lesson I taught them.”
“Excellent! So Manuel I know you wanted to go out but I just want too say.”
“Shhh!”
Mannie hushes Miss Perez as he nods for Alec & Uncle Charlie to go ahead without him.
“Listen I’m not sure what it is but I can’t stop thinking about you, Now I know we just met but I have to find what it is. So if you would do me the honor of joining me for dinner tonight?”
Miss Perez is just beaming with joy as he doesn’t respond back to him, she simply locks lips with Mannie and writes her number down in his palm. Mannie smiles as he leaves another kiss on his cheek, leaving a trace of her lipstick. The fades as Mannie catches up Alec & Uncle Charlie who already on The MA Express.
[glow=red,2,300]To Be Continued...
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